>19 years old
>Have never fapped to vaginal sex before in my entire life
I'm not gay, I like breasts and butts but vaginas don't look arousing. At best they're just there and at worst they're horrible roast beef sandwiches, usually looking like an axe wound. Not to mention they bleed on a monthly basis. Buttholes are so much more aesthetic and erotic to me.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>27956929
Buttholes are nice OP, but how can you not like pussy? They are so pretty.
>>27956929
>bleed monthly
Yeah and an asshole poops nearly daily. Poop is lethal and dirty.
i know this feel
i only fap to feet, deepthroat and other things
vaginas are so ugly desu dont care about buttholes though
>>27957038
They don't look like it to me.
>>27957059
>What are enemas
Meanwhile there's no way to clean the vagina of the crap in it before you stick your cock in.
>>27957062
When I first started fapping it was to futa, breasts, fellatio, and traps.
Now my fetishes have become completely depraved, but never once have fapped to a vagina.
>>27956929
Straight men say they find pussy ugly.
Straight women say they find dicks ugly.
Gays love dick.
Lesbians love pussy.
Biscum love both.
I don't understand.
>>27957180
>Straight women say they find dicks ugly.
How can one not appreciate cocks?
>>27956929
i like how she's got her panties and boots still on clothes as well it's hot as fuck desu could just grab her from behind and fuck her slowly till i cum inside
fuck why is life so shitty
Vagoos look like hairy, bloody flesh wounds. Benises look like something that would be dangling out of a shark's mouth.
There is no way to pretty up either of those things.
>>27957238
>being 16 on 4chan
>complaining about life when you're gushing over porn on 4chan
>>27957239
I don't know, cocks are pretty aesthetic.
>counter argument with green text
nah i ain't gonna bother cunt
point is at 25 i'll gush and bitch about whatever i want cuntface
>>27957099
Hurr whats a douche or a shower head
>>27956929
>poop and shit is more erotic to me than skin and blood
>>27957695
>Besides making themselves feel fresher, women say they douche to get rid of unpleasant odors, wash away menstrual blood after their period, avoid getting sexually transmitted diseases, and prevent a pregnancyafter intercourse.
>Yet, health experts say douching is not effective for any of these purposes. They also warn that it can actually increase the risk of infections, pregnancy complications, and other health problems.
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>>27957815
Enemas son
>>27957825
>thinks he's going to find a woman who only likes getting fucked in the ass and has an enema every day
zozzle
>>27957854
>Implying I want a real gf
>Implying you couldn't tell her to do it every time you have anal sex
>>27957815
shitdick is only a problem if the girl is fat, has a bad diet lacking fiber, or diarrhea
so basically you only get shitdick if you fuck american girls in the ass
>>27957872
And fucking a vagina gets you no shit on your dick, ever. Wow.
As a very promiscuous degenerate bi-fag, I can completely agree on the asshole part, while some vaginas can be pretty aesthetic and attractive (many are disgusting though) there's just something about eating/fucking ass that's infinitely better.
Might be because I'm heavily into scat though.
>>27957887
But you have to stick your dick in a disgusting vagina, so good luck getting it up
>>27957872
>shitdick is only a problem if the girl is fat
Wait, what? What does them being fat have to do with anything?
>>27957180
Never met one girl who claimed she finds dick to be ugly.
>>27957898
>Might be because I'm heavily into scat though.M-me tooHow did you get into it and what do you like about it?
>>27957898
Can i poop on you? I'm not really into scat but pooping on a fuccboi sounds nice.
>>27957919
fatties usually have bad diets, eat too much and shit alot
>>27957936
>what do you like about it?
Can't really say, just like any fetish, youknow? To a degree I'm into basically anything that's considered taboo, not for the act itself but for the fact that it's taboo. Scat just happens to be one of the biggest and one I've gotten to practice irl more than others
>How did you get into it
Not sure exactly, but I'd assume that (and the rest of my fucked up sexuality) stems frombeing molested by my older brother for most of my childhood
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>>27958005
>I've gotten to practice irl more than others
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>>27957936
>>27957898
>scat
Did you guys get into it rather quickly or did it take years of Internet porn to reach that level? Because after years of porn conditioning I can go as far as piss washing off cum and spit, but anything poop related is an instant boner killer.
>>27957951
>Can i poop on you?
Depends what you look like bbe
>I'm not really into scat but pooping on a fuccboi sounds nice.
Just a heads up I'm 6'3" and bearmode with long dreadlocks. I'm bi in that I'm attracted to femininity, whether it be through a girl or a guy.
>>27957825
People shit every day. Women bleed once a month. Douching and cleaning yourself doesn't work according to you but enemas are just fine?
Your logic makes no sense. It's fine to prefer one over the other but just leave it at that and stop with the mental gymnastics to justify poop chutes being 'superior'
>>27958028
I got into it only about two years after I started masturbating, and it wasn't so much a descent due to being unable to get off to normal stuff anymore as discovering I kind of liked it after stumbling upon it and engaging in buttstuff too much.
>>27958024
Well there were many times involving my brother (who was even more of a degenerate than me) that presumably led to my fetish, but other than that it's mainly fuccbois at kink clubs and such, only done it with a few girls during relationships, they're a lot less likely to do shit stuff on a hook up lol
>>27958080
>Requires prep - you have to clean that ass right before you fucc
desu if your diet isn't awful you don't really need to.
As I've posted in other threads when someone claims this, my diet is great and all I do is go before playing with my butt, there is never any shit on my toy/fingers.
>>27958106
Please be more specific. Greentext them, if you're not comfortable talking about your brother (which I understand and don't really want to hear) tell me about the others.
>>27958080
>Douching and cleaning yourself doesn't work according to you but enemas are just fine?
Not who you're replying to, but douching *actually* doesn't work. The vagina self maintains a delicate pH balance and flora that keeps it clean and healthy, douching fucks this up and massively increases the risk of infection.
However, the delicacy of this balance is the reason why in women with something wrong with them, even as minor as a bad diet, the vagina can smell/taste absolutely fucking foul.
>>27958150
>if you're not comfortable talking about your brother
I am, but it depends on whether you want to hear about 6 year old me being fucked
>>27958121
What does your diet consist of? Because I get solid shits all the time and still have enough bits left on my colon to discourage me from ever doing anything without an enema.
>>27958182
I definitely don't, tell me about the others instead.
>>27958182
How old was your brother? I'm not into it, but it sounds like an interesting (albeit messed up) story.
>>27958160
>However, the delicacy of this balance is the reason why in women with something wrong with them, even as minor as a bad diet, the vagina can smell/taste absolutely fucking foul.
Fair point if it weren't being compared to an anus.
Nasty pussy may be nasty but will never taste and smell like feces which is what everyone, clean or dirty has to battle with when it comes to assholes.
I love buttholes, but please stop trying to tell people they are cleaner than vaginas because we all know thats a straight up lie.
>>27958187
Maybe it's just the way my body works, but I eat a lot of pasta, eggs, vegetables, and pancakes. It's not very varied but mine are solid essentially all the time, and I'm always clean when I play with myself.
The thing about anal is that I can relate to it. I mean I know how butt-fuck feels, because I have a butt-hole and I had objects in there. When it comes to pussy... well I have a penis and I don't want to put any objects inside it. So I can't relate to putting objects in genitals, I think it's painful. That's why I can't really enjoy it. Is what I just said making any sense to you?
>>27958240
We were raised by a single mother and due to her working multiple jobs we were home alone the vast majority of the time and he effectively raised me for most of my life. He's 8 years older than me and first started touching me when I was like 4 (at least that I can remember), from there he went on to do more and more until we were fucking on the regular and we did many, many fucked up things like scat and bestiality. It was never abuse in the traditional sense (although I've no doubt it fucked me up good), I was willing and enthusiastic all the way. After my 15th birthday I moved abroad and didn't see or contact him for many years, until when I was 22 I finally got in touch due to my mental health hitting an all time low, so I ended up seeing him again for the first time in years and of coursewe fucked againI haven't seen him since and am now 24
i love male butt and scrotum
the part between the bp and the balls is the cutest part of human anatomy
>>27958221
Well Like I said most of my experience of it with guys is sluts in gay clubs and the like, it's surprisingly easy to find a cute femme who will let you fuck his shitty ass on drugs all night, but for girls it's a completely different story. Only girls I've done it with it was after long periods of bonding, opening to eachother and long term relationships.
First time with a girl was actually when I was 16, I was in a relationship with a chubby qt hugely socially anxious girl. I don't mean tumblr anxious, I mean full on needs-benzos-to-leave-the-house anxiety.
We would occasionally do anal and, during a hasty drunken session with her riding me, she realized that she has shit on my dick. She was, as you might expect, horribly embarrassed and was nearly crying (bear in mind I'm still inside her), I tried to comfort her and say it's okay (I had hinted that I was into that sort of stuff before but never explicitly said it) but she wouldn't hear it/believe me so I just started continuing to fuck her in the shit. It surprised her so much it made her push more out around my dick and it was this feeling that, I was told afterwards, that made her realize she enjoyed it and is what got her into scat (albeit in a much lighter form than me)
>>27958416
>it's surprisingly easy to find a cute femme who will let you fuck his shitty ass on drugs all night
Describe this in detail please.
>It surprised her so much it made her push more out around my dick and it was this feeling that, I was told afterwards, that made her realize she enjoyed it and is what got her into scat (albeit in a much lighter form than me)
Thank you, this is the sort of detail I wanted.
>>27958315
So were you two taking turns of was it sort of top and bottom?
>>27956929
Stop watching so much porn boy. Once you come face to face with an actual, nice, clean, sweet pussy you will change your mind.
>>27958449
>Describe this in detail please.
That's quite hard considering that most of these nights were massively drug fueled. The general structure was to go out to any number of gay bars in the city, then after picking up any number of people going as a group to the fetish clubs for things like BDSM and piss, then retiring to someones place for just lots of drug fueled sex. I think for a lot of the guys it was less that they were into scat, and more just that they were so off their tits they didn't care when they started shitting around a cock that was fucking them.
>>27958454
I was always totally submissive to him, it was such a regular thing and I enjoyed it so much that a lot of the time it would be me initiating. At the risk of alienating anyone reading we did some pretty messed up stuff, we wuld regularly eat/drink each others piss/shit or just clean each other after going, he would fuck me and suck me off most nights before bed, but we would sometimes have more fleshed out "play times" when we would do more stuff. He occasionally involved our dog as well.
>>27956929
I don't like vaginas either. Or buttholes. But I like everything else about girls. I'm not gay, because men buttholes are worse, and their body is worse. But...Feminine penis is good on a girl.
>>27958573
>>27958542
I don't mean to judge, but that's as messed up as that infamous girl that put maggots and rotting meat in her vag before shitting herself (there's probably still a blogpost of that around).
You mentioned mental health, are you suffering from an actual condition? (psychosis, schizo, bipolar, that sort of thing)
Anime pussy is beautiful. But real life pussy pretty much never is. Why can't women keep the pussies they had at 11?
>>27958659
>that infamous girl that put maggots and rotting meat in her vag
I think it should bother me that I know exactly what you're talking about,plus the fact that I've fapped to it multiple times.But it doesn't.
Only really, really, REALLY young vaginas are aesthetic. After they've taken 1200 cocks or just natural wear and tear over the years they are horrendous.
>>27956929
I don't find vaginas that attractive either
Would still eat out though
>>27958659
>but that's as messed up as that infamous girl that put maggots and rotting meat in her vag before shitting herself
Was this a thing? lol what
I would probably say that that's more dangerous that what we were doing, but yeah probably as messed up
>You mentioned mental health, are you suffering from an actual condition? (psychosis, schizo, bipolar, that sort of thing)
I've suspected something most of my life, whether depression or just "crazy", self medicated with lots and lots of drugs and sex throughout the years but only recently been diagnosed with bipolar depression.
>>27958702
It's not as bad as it sounds if you consider that it's a common theme in alternative hentai and it's really hot there (the maggots at least, not so much the rotting meat and shit). Some things should remain fantasies though, it's just too risky and messy to do in real life.
>>27958769
It's not hot to me...
Hitler should have won WWII
>>27958769
Truth. It's only really lewd as word-porn. I couldn't begin to imagine how gross it would be as 3D porn.Dem maggots though. Unf.
Are you me?
22 now, never fapped to a Vagina ever. Have a huge oral fixation, am not gay but openly bi for muh feminine dicks, although I seek for a woman in my life for creating offsprings before I die/transcend. Hate Anal and Facials too, cum_down_throat is mostly the only thing I can get off for quite a few years now.
Got a hooker once to suck me off, was not pleasing as she was mentally retarded / not into it in the way I needed it(hands etc)
But I'm quite positive that for procreational purposes and sometimes the lust of her and that part of my duty to satisfy her by sticking my ponpon into her vagoo.
Even had a relationship once - over the course of 3 times with the same (vegan&psycho) woman, was so beta in the beginning that I even faked to be asexual to her, then after a year of adapting to her I told her that I'd want to do it with her, which sadly did not help much at this point and here I am, still a virgin on my way to wizardry - as she was expecting me to take on her and put it in by myself, which I did not do due to massive betaness at the time still being, she quitted the relationship two times via telephone after a few mere weeks of retrying the whole thing - half a year after I skype-chat-broke-up with her because she did not even have the time to see me more than once a month even though we lived in the same city - and no that was not a PsyOp by her tricking me into pounding her, she was a genuine bitch(without the sex part) who had to hang out with her 9000+ "friends" all the time.
boi, did my post derail quickly - but interesting as fuck that I've witnessed the fact that there is at least one person out there that feels similar in that regard.
>>27958747
I'm not an actual psychology major, but bipolar as far as I know is the new term (or category including, I'm not sure) for manic depressive, which is an actual form of psychosis.
The thing is that depressive, unless it's chronic, can be fixed with cognitive behavioral therapy since it involves thought patterns and stuff, but actual bipolar disorders, assuming you were correctly diagnosed, can be more severe than that (not as easily treatable and kept under control).
I'm just saying stay off sexdrugs as they might cause a psychotic episode.
I'll probably sound like a moralfag, but we live in a really interesting time and it would be a shame to let your sexuality kill you.
i dont fap to it either but id still fuck one
>but seriously these things look fucking gross
>>27958967
>I'm just saying stay off sexdrugs as they might cause a psychotic episode.
I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past that point m8, I'm not lucid a good third of the time
>>27958665
>knowing what a 11 year old pussy looks like
>>27958315
>Bestiality
thats fucked what animal?
>>27959056
Our family dog, a small (at the time) black male Labrador. I found out that my bro was already fucking it long before he started doing stuff with me, and he slowly got me into doing things like preparing it for him to fuck, to sucking/getting fucked by it.
>>27959020
>not having played doctor and sticked your ponpon into a 5-year-old vagoo at age 5
Call the cops, I don't give a fuck
>>27959002
Fair enough. I'm practically a neurotic permavirgin so I can't really empathize with you, but I'm just saying, I'd take fapping to lewd porn in VR and living a comfy lifestyle over drugs and scat orgies any day. Not saying they exclude each other necessarily, just that there are certain risks involved in the latter that I wouldn't take no matter the enjoyment.
>>27959020
>pretending not to know
are you seriously trying to convince us that you've NEVER seen an underage pussy?
>>27959166
>just that there are certain risks involved in the latter that I wouldn't take no matter the enjoyment.
That's fair enough, I'm can't exactly say that if I could re-do my life in a different situation I wouldn't be a lot better off not doing what I've done
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>>27959201
sorry im too much of a normie
>>27958935
>for the first time in my life in a thread that specifies on the single topic I'm yet alone with my point of view in the world
>0 replies to my post
k then
>>27957933
A ton of women bitch to no end about receiving dick pics on dating sites.
Anuses are fucking disgusting. If a girl chowed down shit all day, would you be okay with kissing her?
>>27957825
>Enemas son
>cleaning the mouth of a shit-eater with listerine
>>27959108
>analfag thread turns into a scat/bestiality circlejerk
As expected.
