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I shared this boring ass story a few days ago but it felt rushed
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I shared this boring ass story a few days ago but it felt rushed so i took my time again to rewrite it and the result is this wall of text i hope you can still enjoy

>Be me
>Grumpy weaboo teenager with no other talents or interest other than anime and videogames
>Be a shut in fagget
>Super awkward unless around my cool bros
>We are four nerds that skip school often to go play videogames at the local mall
>We get hooked to Halo 2 played on a lan connection
>in my third world country we got some business where you can go and play console games for around 1 dollar per hour, pretty much like a cyber but with xbox
>never develop actual social skills besides screaming faggot at each other every time we got killed
>Get first computer
>56k dial up connection
>Dem hentai pics, takes ages tho
>Back in the day you got charged on demand for internet usage
>Those bills with suspicious looking connection times
>between 12:30 and 3:00 am
> "Just homework dad"
>He knows but whatever
>get second computer, 30 gb of HDD, 256mb of ram and it could even read CD rooms
>Sweet cutting edge technology
>upgraded to 100 kbps and you could actually watch naruto if you waited the hour and a half that took for an episode to load
>Challenge accepted
>Watch first 300 or so chapters of naruto in a single month of intensive download sesions
>get Hooked to shoujo shit afterwards
> Meet this girl in a otaku chat room and after talking about tons of romance animes I get her to add me in the good ole MSN
>Im all grown up and pulling the moves
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Holy shit, I'm not reading all of this
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>She talks me about this MMO thing where you connect with thousands of people around the web and play together
>like with a huge fucking halo2 interconnection but you never have to leave home
>Sounds like my jam
>Download MU online after 16 hours of intensive modem activity
>play the shittiest game of video gaming history
>get hooked anyway
>Stare at the monitor all day long waiting for the jewels to drop as I kill mobs in the same spot for levels
>become distant even with closest friends
>Not even talking this grill anymore
>you aint affecting my grinding discipline, filthy casuals
Long story short, i was in the path to become, what you call in developed countries, a Neet. Just that i wont get any support from my family because they are neither stupid or rich, so I can either start working my life up or get my ass kicked out.
>As a heavens thing I finish school without dropping a single year. Im not that dumb by the way but neither am i a model student in any shape or form
>just do what i need to get thru with the minimum effort possible.
>Get 2nd place in my school for the state exam
>Dem dice rolls
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>>27956113
Dont make me bring the ruler billy

>Get a New computer for graduation
>Quad core ddr2 of 2.1 ghz and 120 gbs of HDD a 2 gbs of ram
>Slam in a cheap ass gforce 7300gt I got with my savings
>Im setup for life
>Fast forward three years
>Manipulated my family to think i was doing well in two different careers
>First computer science,
>I aint touching that math
>dropped out after 6 months of doing nothing but playing lineage 2 and cod4
>All hail the cracked servers
>Convince my family for a second chance
>get into Visual Design
> Lets make some fucking games
>nope.jpg
>World of motherfucking warcraft comes in
>Private server obviously, i would have to save the spare money i get for 3 months just to pay one month.
>Play the shit outta it anyway
>try to balance wow with real life
>Not happening
>start dropping like half the classes every period
>Level 66 skirmishes in outland are far more rewarding than blending pixels in Photoshop
>Get to know imageboard communities
>cool, i like this dudes
> chan the fourth and warcraft, the good life
>Two and a half years go by
>I finally get expelled for poor performance
>o shit
>Try as always to talk down my parents
> "Lil shit you what?"
>get my ass kicked or rather slapped out of home
>Somehow managed to turn the unconditional love of my closest ones into hatred
>Too much lies and selfishness
>Find myself walking around in the streets
>Real life hits hard
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>No friends or anything to back me up
>Try to get in touch with cool bros from back then
> "Were you even alive bro?"
>Aint helping
>Try to join the military
>psychological test profile me as a suicidal weakling
>Psychologist managed to crack me up and got me crying during the interview
> All I wanted was just to kill some bitches and hit on high schoolers like my dad did back in the day

That feel when finding yourself cornered by every mistake made through your life, im 20 by now and I got not a single clue about how the real world works.

>not really a full blown street walker, I still get the sympathy of my grands and some aunts.
>i can crash from time to time for food or a shower
>Close family wont help me, it was not about the videogames, or being stupid, it is about me being a compulsive liar and a worth for nothing human being.
>Evaluate my options.
>time goes by
>keep a street walker?
>Find a job?
> what are you good for? I keep asking myself
>Im good at writing, just it, just writing. Not nobel price level of writing, just a dude that writes stuff about things he likes.
>Imfucked.jpg
>Get interview at a call center
>Im bad dealing with people in social situations but im sort of ok when it comes down to giving a good impression of myself, manipulative traits are beneficial just this time.
>Shower for the first time in three days and get my aunt to wash my best clothing.
>Not too fancy, almost looked human.
>get the job
>like anybody with half a brain
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Is anyone reading btw??

>I have been clean for 5 months now of any internet contact
>Touch the computer for the first time in a while
> shit son better u not fuck up
>Thankfully I developed a feeling of disgust against Japanese culture and videogames, is more like fear of getting fucked by them again at this point.
>surprisingly, im actually able to learn the job and not get distracted
>The rest of my life and the remaining of my pride is in the table
>God damn, its hard to deal with people over Spain with your third world country accent over the phone
>First 15 days of training go by
>I get to a decent level of client dealing skills.
>I managed to wash my ass at least once every two days
>Im so proud of myself
>final exam
>oh shit focus right now
>easy calls
>mostly some old shits trying to figure out their cell phone
>Sold them some cheap ass internet packages
>im in, good job me
>minimum wage FTW
>I cant believe im actually making money, my family are not the only NPCs to loot this item from.
>one year goes by
>Now i have a room that i share with a bro from the call center
>Bro takes over ladies from time to time
>On the other hand im climbing ranks in my studies of wizardry
>at this point i get the toughest choice of my life.
>I can either find somewhere to study or buy myself a computer and internet connection.

You know how it feels? The dire urge of patching all is wrong with your life just by playing videogames, i know son, and it still itches every time i sit in front of a computer, wont blame you blizzard, its just that i got the addictive kind of personality so you at least kept me off from parties, drugs and alcohol.
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>looking for a decent degree to study at night
>Degree in Philosophy and letters
>I mean decent you stupid ass fagget
>Dont listen to self and get in anyway
>It was difficult to keep up with the readings and the job
>Im not a brilliant student but this time im trying for real, if i get to become a teacher then i have a decent stable job and get to work with lolis.
>Start to get near with my family again
>get a generic cell phone and keep in touch with em
>They appreciate my efforts to fix my life
>Wont ever trust me again tho
>Christmas comes by, it was around 2011 and i had completed the first year of my degree successfully.
>Get invited to huge family meeting.
>Dress with new clothes and by this point im the not too socially awkward guy
>Still no luck with the ladies, my specto patronum is growing stronger.
>Meet there all the people that used to love me
>We get along but im still the outcast of the family
>Then i see her, supposedly a cousin from far away that came to the city in order to start studying.
>She is talking one of my aunts and looking over where im standing
>Displays absolutely no interest
>She is this beautiful brown skinned petite lady with a marvelous womanly voice, she had a short hair tinted red and cute punky clothing.
>I find her face out of this world beautiful
>manage to find composure under my heavy breath
>All my family start to dance and have fun, "salsa y merengue"
>Nope, brain does not have the drivers to execute "salsa y merengue" program.
>Get out of the house and light one up
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>"Jeez, I really dislike smokers" says that unforgettable voice
>I almost ate the whole of my cigarette
>Drop it to the ground and plant my foot over it
>"Dude, that cigarette wont pick up by itself"
>This fine lady just called me dude (or the equivalent around here)", Laugh it off
>She is dead fucking serious
>"okay, no biggie" As I pick it up
>"What was your name again" she said
Lets call myself Chris
>"I didnt expected it to be such a plain one" She said
>"Well, you cant blame me bout that one. But whats your name then" my heart is going in a race, im talking to a woman out of my job for the first time in millenniums.
Lets now call her Clara
>"Yours is not half bad though"
>im so fucking Smooth
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>Then came the usual few seconds of awkwardness
> "And What did you do then" She breaks the silence
>"What do you mean?"
> "They just told me not to waste my time out here with you"
>I dont know how to respond
>She is way too direct for my slow mind to process
>"I just, im not one to be trusted I guess"
>"K then" she goes back inside
>I coulda defended myself
>I could lied to her as I always did with my family
>She being so straight forward just left me cold in my place
>I just want to go home and hit the bed but the meal is ready
>Delicious lechona, a roasted pork filled with rice, its own meat and some veggies
>First hot meal in a while
>I dont even microwave
>feels good
>Christmas went by, I kept working normally because slaves get no vacations
>Fight with job bro over my bed being always a mess and me sneaking some drinks out of his fridge
>"bro, 2012 and not dealing with it"
> "Im not dealing with it" - Bro
>Searching for a room in a middle way between my job and the campus
>Find a decently cheap room
>Realize that for the first time I got to call somewhere my own.
>Was not big, neither small. Just a room with its own bathroom and had to share the laundry room with the building, it was mostly students from other regions of the country and and a few shady people
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>I start the third semester of the 8 needed to get my degree
>im already used to the workload
>Get a cheap green bike so i can move around without paying the bus
>routine is not bad
>I spend my free days at the campus reading and trying to keep up with my shit
>"Hi there" a voice that freeze me over like it did in Christmas.
> "Jay der Clara"
>As I press my hands hard against my pockets preventing all the spaghetti from spilling out
> "Do you study here or you just come to creep over the girls"
> Im muted, I dont feel like I can convince her otherwise of anything my family told her about me
>My shame must be completely painted all over my face
>"Im Just joking dude, they told me you study at night here"
>Man this girl Clara just likes to get under my skin
> "Werent you supposed to not waste your time with me"
>Damn man, why are you pushing her away, thats it, i just diagnosed myself as retarded.
>"Dont worry, i wont trust you"
>I dont know if that is considered to be a nice thing
>"Well, how am I supposed to get money off you then"
>Great me, now she thinks im a hustler or something
> "You wont buddy"
> Surprisingly she is not deterred by my poor conversational prowess
>She keeps the conversation from derailing any further and we speak about normal stuff until she has to go into her class.
>She studies in the same uni but during daytime
> She is in the program of music
>She listens a lot of rock and some pop
>The deep purple kind of girl
>I just realized that I never formed a real taste about music
>Always listened to animu related brainwash while hating on whatever was popular
>As she leaves I cant help but stare at her small cute frame that makes her look way younger than she is
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>>27956844
Learn how to read,you fagtron
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>She happens to be only two years younger than myself
>Time goes by, i usually have time to go and get some read over the library at Thursday afternoon
>Clara has classes at 4 pm and i make sure to stay around to catch my fix of human contact
>She starts to give me the names of her favorite songs and bands
>Her eyes glisten with emotion everytime she describes one of those songs.
> "I will look them up" I Answer, you cant really resist the curiosity when someone talks with such passion about the things they love
> "But be sure to hear my complains about how bad they are"
> "Oh dont worry, I dont have any faith in your taste for music, you will end up listening to Wagner like any good philosopher snob"
>Know shit bout this Wagner guy
> "Well, aint everybody is born with a guitar up the ass"
> I regret what I just said
>I just talked this girl like she was my bro
> Oxygen only comes back to my brain after hearing her laughs
> "haha"
>Yea, it was a joke all along
> "Cya Chris, cant wait to teach you bout good music but I have a class"
>I get myself a good ass mp3 that I carry around up to this day and download the music that Clara recommends me from a cyber near the campus
>Right now i got a night shift so i get to study between 8 and 11 of the night and then go work from 12 to 8 of the morning.
>I Crash in the bed and sleep up until 2pm
>I only need around 5 hours of sleep or so i think.
>The stress is always building up but the thursday is the happiest day of the week
>Even more than my free sunday
>The semester goes by
>Keep meeting Clara before classes
>She keeps giving me groups to look for
>I dont know if I listen to them because they are good or just because they give me something to talk about with Clara
>im afraid that the next semester Clara would have a different schedule for her classes
>im cutting contact with the only woman im able to talk with
>start to grow afraid of june
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>I never developed social skills, not real ones
>I dont know to party or whatever kids this days do at the uni
>"Do you ever have fun Chris?" clara asked me one day i was telling her about a funny call i got that week
>"Fun like parties?"
>"Yea or what do you do in your spare time, you never talk about your pastimes"
>What is this thing called spare time
>i used to know that word
>I used to bang my face over the keyboard 18 hours straight to acquire dem loots
>ill keep that one for my self
>"I just come here and chill out i guess"
>"I have a band with some friends, we dont make concerts or anything but you can come watch us practice someday"
> "Nice Clara, I will be there if i can"
> Im so fucking excited, for the first time in my life a girl is comfortable enough around me that she thinks about spending some free time on me.
>"Give me your facebook or something so we can figure it out" she says calmly
>I only have the basic cell phone from back then and my experience with social networking is almost as low as my experience with the opposite sex
>"Sorry clara, I dont have one really"
>"Ok then"
>She just takes my cell phone and writes her number, calls herself and saves my phone on hers
>"Cya"
>i dont know if she saw my face of shock after leaving me there for her class
>i have her number
>a girls number
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As you might guess, i was not the first one to make the call, i am too beta for it.
>Be Saturday
>Be completely destroyed after a bad night of no sells and the angry boss.
>At least tomorrow is Sunday.
>Get woken up at 1:30 by my cell phone
>Might be mom trying to figure out if i killed myself yet
>"Clara is calling"
>Chill out anon, you earn your life taking calls.
>"Movistar, good evening, what can i serve you with"
>FUCK, IM IN CALL CENTER MODE
>"What the fuck Chris, do you work from home or something?"
>I laugh it off, tell her is just the routine
>"Damn Chris, you are going to lose your soul to them for real"
>"Dont make me tell you about my dreams every night"
>"Ugh, you are giving me nightmares already"
>"I had to share you something back, Is just being fair"
>"You can torture me all you want once you are spending the money of your own phone cheap ass"
>"Hang the phone then"
> Goes to tone
> I pissed her off
>>
Im gonna keep posting as soon as i finish something important, keep the thread alive in the mean time.
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>>27957074
moar now blease anon
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Gimmie more ploix
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> I forgot my beta status and called her back as soon as I could
>I could not stand Clara being mad at me
>It had been a while since I felt so scared
>Felt kind of like when I had my ass on the street for the first time
>"Im so sorry Clara"
>The only phrase my scared to death mind could put together.
>"Now, now, its easy to call me isnt it?"
> I took the bait it seems
>she just enjoys to play around with my manly feels
>"I forgive you for being such an easy prey, I told ya you are not getting any money from me but just in case you are interested, we are going to practice tomorrow, You can crash if you want"
>"Im going, you are paying back for your little treat"
>"Im giving you a show for free, consider us even"
>"We will see!"
>God damn, i was so excited that i sounded like a weirdo for sure
>She seem to be happy about it tho
>Gives directions
>I write them down so precisely that you could see the house over the small paper
>if i had google maps i would have stalked that small house for the rest of the day.
>No computer, but maybe that is still a good thing.
>Have the best sleep i had for a while
>Man i love this girl, like im really feeling love for the first time on my life
>Remember that only a weirdo would fall so easily
>Im a weirdo anyway
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I'm tuned in 3bh
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>>27956238
I'm tapping out here.

Just post a tl;dr summary at the end
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>Here we go
>Sunday
>Get to the house on my trustworthy bike after looking for it a while
>Staring at the door
>Like fucking drilling it with my eyes
>i dont know if im prepared to be around strangers
>Too timid and uncomfortable to strike up conversation with a bunch of people I dont know
>What if this was all a hoax so Clara can have a chuckle on my back
>Having second thoughts
>Why does this cute girl even talks with me
>I Have fun just by being around her but im the least interesting faggot around
>Hear a voice behind me
>"Are you knocking or what?"
>God damn Clara, you always get me with the pants down.
>"Ye-yea, i just wasnt sure if it was here"
>She looks at my face, takes the paper I had in my hands and reads it
>"Yep, its here"
>A friend from hers opens the door, cute and tall but nowhere near to the likes of my Clara
>I follow them into a small room with some instruments and equipment.
>Realize im about to listen a band live for the first time
>Man, am i even a habitant of this world
>They are not bad i guess
>Not professionals go figure
>The batterist is a hot blonde but she is obviously just learning the ropes
>i cant say if its because im biased but Clara stands out pretty hard
>Her womanly voice has such a strenght
>She does not move that much but her singing is melting me down
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When the fuck did /r9k/ become normie story time?
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>A cover from soda stereo
>A song called "de musica ligera" look it up
>I might an illiterate coming down to music but this is like in the classic repertory for anyone born in the 90s around here
>I sing along with her out of reflex
>She keeps singing but points me the mic like telling me if I wanted to have a go with it
>I completely blush and tell her no between my teeth while shacking both my hands in front of my face
>The song finally ends
>"Why dont you give it a try Chris"
>"Ugh, maybe next time. I dont want to traumatize your friends after just getting to know them"
>"K then, you better be prepared for your debut next time"
>I stayed with them up until 9 o clock and said farewell because i needed to get ready for work at 12.
>Before i leave, Clara grabs me from my hand and puts a kiss in my cheek.
>"Remember to call me again"
>Im shitting bricks
>"Sure Clara, Ill see you around"
>Another year pass by
>I got closer to Clara but the kiss was not mean to be anything
>People of different gender usually kiss each other in the cheek as a normal way to say hi, thats how it is around here but i was always to awkward in order to do it before
>We start hanging out and go around the city on sundays, i always lived here but since i never got out of home im just as new to the city as she is
>I even end up singing with the girls the most fitting song
>"No quiero trabajar" de los autenticos decadentes
>The winter is coming
>Not really, it doesnt even get cold for Christmas around here
>>
Dont stop,you lovely cuck
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>I want to buy her a present
>Since I know how much she loves music, i search for something related but the instruments are too expensive
>CDS are too cheap since Piracy here is like the official market
>Find a nice looking leather jacket
>A lil bit Too expensive
>She Might think im trying to impress her with a present
>I might want her to think that
>Buy it with some of my savings from riding bike
>Also thanks bike for the solid looking ass from riding up and down this fucking mountain of a city.
>Christmas eve celebration starts
>Lechona again
>Clara drags me in so i can be with the family instead of outside smoking
>Im rather a light smoker anyway
>Feel acceptance, family starts to look at me as a degenerate in recuperation.
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>Clara tries to teach me this salsa thing
>She grabs me by the hands and tries to show me how to move
>Soon enough I get my feet bouncing
>She pulls me down to reach my ear
>"Dude, your hips are too stiff"
>"How would you know if you dont even like salsa"
>"I like music in general, I just like rock the best"
>I do succeed by dancing a few songs without crushing her little feet under mine
>I dont like parties but I could be wherever as long as Clara is near
>Start drinking alcohol
>People start talking about the past
>Father starts to talk about how i backstabbed him after all the years of dedication and hard work he put in me
>"Dont get too Clorrsee lil Clara he fwill fite your phand off"
>He has the right to feel betrayed
>Almost forgot how shit of a human I am
>I can see Clara noticing the sadness on my eyes
>"Ill get going, sorry for everything dad" I say
>Not cocky, not raging, I was sad and I felt it
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>Walk outside
>Clara follows
>"Sorry Clara, I have to go home now"
>"Dont let him ruin it for you Chris"
>"Wont blame him, I just ruined it myself"
>"Were you into drugs or something?"
>Never talked Clara bout my past
>"You dont look like a junkie tho"
>I remain silent
> "Cmon Chris, dont let me hanging"
Man, id rather explain her that i was doing meth but since i ruined my life with children games is pretty hard to explain
>Remember the present i got for her
>Its inside the house
>If i dont give her now is going to be pretty awkward later
>"Please, just Wait here for a minute"
> She looks confused and just nods
>Get inside, Putting a fake smile
>Nobody ask, rather avoiding my eyes
>Walk past dad
>too drunk to recognize me
>Tell my aunt to hand me the present i gave her earlier
>"I thought it was mine" She laughs trying to cheer me up
>"Maybe next year" I laugh with her
>Walk outside
>"Is just a thing i thought might fit you"
>"Dear lord, i was sure you came back to start a fight"
>"As if i knew how to put my fist together"
>hand her the present
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>Her face lights up with a huge smile, i saw it before but this one was bright, it just made me forget all the sadness.
>She opens up the colorful bag
>Takes the jacket
>Puts it on
>"So cool Chris, I love it!"
>She hugs me
> a hug, i never been so happy
>Hug her back
>People tells you that when you hug a girl you are able to feel her bobs pushing against your chest
>The only think i felt was this warm feeling circling me around, making me secure and happy
>"I Really wish you would tell me Chris"
>I just wanted to kiss her, i really did but the awkward me came back
>"Glad you liked Clara, ill see you around"
>"Wont you stay for a bit?"
>"Im not good around drunk people"
>"Tomorrow, ill go see you tomorrow and bring you a present"
>"You dont have to"
>"I also want to talk, we never talk about thinks that matter"
>"K"
>Get the usual kiss to my cheek
>Get a cab
>She just stands there waving her hand
>Incredibly sad look on her eyes
>I should have stayed
>I regret not spending the rest of Christmas with the closest person of my life
>Being this retarded
>Get to a lonely ass room
>Couldnt sleep thinking that Clara would be mad at me
>Cry like a bitch remembering my path up to this point where I spend the happiest time of the year crying like a bitch
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>>27957650
I feel you, man. Please continue, i want to hear it all.
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>>27957274
Cant a sperglord have luck in life?

December 25, we celebrate christmas the 24 around here
>Arrange meeting with Clara at the mall
>Theres a cool coffee shop we found about one of many sundays
>I get there and she is already sitting
>She looks nervous for the first time since i know her
>"Hey, how was the rest of the night"
>"Uncle ben puked all over the floor"
>"No wonder, he was already drunk once everyone started drinking"
>"I Bought you something"
>She hands me a medium box
>I open it up
>A sweet pair of black sneakers
>"Im sorry i did not have anything for you yesterday"
>"Oh dont worry"
>I try on the sneakers
>"A perfect fit, thanks!"
>I put the old ones in the box, im gonna rock this bad boys from now on
>Awkward silence for the first time in a while between us.
>whats hapening
>"I really like them Clara, They look awesome"
>Trying to get her out of this weird mood
>"You can hate me if you want for pushing it but you have to tell me right now"
>I look at her face which has a deadly serious look
>I look down to her hands and they are shaking
>"Chris, you have to tell me about why you are not one to be trusted as you put it"
>"I just"
>"Dude, dont chicken out again"
>what if i told her that i murdered someone?
>I dont want to go straight down to the videogames ruined my life part
>"I lied to my family, alot"
>"and so?"
>"I dropped out of two different careers"
>"But whyyyyy Chris, just tell me why"
>She looks mad but her voice cracks as she speaks
>"Look, i just played videogames a lot and lied all the time to keep playing until i got expelled from the uni and kicked out of home"
>"Is that it?"
>Should told her about the murder
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Can someone tell me if this novel is worth a read.
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Yes,its pretty interesting
>>
>She cant grasp the idea of how i could get in so much trouble just by playing videogames.
>The more i try to explain it, the more ridiculous it sounds
>She laughs at me
>"And here i was thinking you were some sort of dealer"
>"Well, just imagine if i got into drugs"
>"But you always looked so mature, I was maybe expecting you to be also a gambler"
>"Stop giving me ideas"
>"But you got over it?"
>"I hope so"
>"Can I trust you now?"
>"I"
>I doubt for a second
>"Just tell me that i can"
>"You can trust me"
>"Thats more like it"
>we finish our coffees and order a couple more
>She talks me about her life back in her city, how she had a normal chillhood
>How she started loving music thanks to her father
>How she lost her mother 3 years ago
>Just normal life stuff
>I tried to memorize every word and burn the image of this dreamed girl, zipping coffees with me
>Buying me a present when all i needed was more time to stay with her.
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>We walked around the mall, something changed
>Like a barrier between us just dissolved
>We talked more like friends now
>I wanted to stay more with her, but after a movie i had to go
>Fucking work, again is the night shift
>if only
>"Can i call you?" i want to know about her every day
>"Of course you can"
>"More often i mean"
>"The more the better, and why dont you ever text me?"
>What is this sorcery
>Find out that you can send text using this thing called phone
>"Thanks a lot Clara, id love to stay" Forever what i was thinking
>"Go Chris, I dont think that its good to start the year by losing your job"
The end of the best december i ever had

Fast forward few weeks
>Get new phone, this one is smart apparently
>Get back to day shift
>Im working now the 5-2 schedule with one hour for lunch
>The smart cell phone can get into something called wifi
>Internet on my phone, is like a lil computer
>Welcome into the lurkers again
>Browse the chans with my my back against the wall in places with public wifi
>Laugh like a retard and look around if anyone noticed
>I start testing Clara frequently and call her at least one time every two days
>Something in her tone is different
>Since that day of Christmas we talk more naturally and she might be flirting with me
>As a socially inept individual i cant tell
>We still see each other every sunday
>Come to think i never saw her walking around with other dude
>Feel special
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Going for a quick shower, brb
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Keep this alive,boys
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>>27957895
You've lived like 2 years without showering. You can shower after you've written it all
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>Figure i should pull a move
>All i know about women is that they enjoy getting raped by old disgusting men.
>You are not helping senpai
>If only i had a bro to ask about relationships
>Start threads on /adv/
>Between the mockery and the virgin allegations i find some apparently helpful tips
>God saves me
>She drops the bomb one Sunday as we walk around in the biggest park of the city
>"So do you have a girl Chris?"
>God damn Clara i was just getting deeper in my research
>"mmmmmm maybe I got one hiding"
>Make her suffer a lil
>"Seriously?, i never saw you with a girl, no other than me or my friends"
>She smiles
>"Is that bad?"
>She looks confused
>"Do you like girls anyway, i mean, you can tell me"
>Oh god, i might be her gay friend now
>What if she only wanted someone to polish her nails in the weekends
>"I like girls Clara, i really do"
>She sighs
>"Girls in general?"
>"I really like this one"
As you might know by now, im never at the drivers seat, thats mainly the reason why i got to know Clara, she was the one guiding this weirdoo into the path of love
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>>27957986
Dont push me senpai, im going as fast as i can

>She picks things up fast
>Just stands in front of me and looks me up in the eyes
>"Which one you mean?"
>Grabs the bottom end of my shirt and pulls me towards her
>"I really love this beautiful rocker girl"
>"Are you describing me Chris?"
>She leans closer
>"I just described any of your friends"
>"Then im having a cat fight tomorrow morning"
> Besides me trying to save face I was incredibly nervous
>As if the whole of my life converged up to that perfect moment
>She taking the initiative made at least the things that much easier
>the kiss?, man i cant remember exactly
>I was too busy calming down my hormones
>I do remember that besides me being so inexperienced it wasnt weird at all
>I just let her guide me during the kissing session
>I took my arms around her back but had to focus with all of my weak will in order to keep them over the waist line
>I dont know how much time passed until our lips departed
>We finally finish and look at each other smiling
>"Wont you find it weird being cousins?"
>"I dont know Clara, is hard to think about you like a cousin"
>"Right?"
>The usual Sunday walkaround became a date
> We finished the day by chucking a few beers and listening to Kraken and Rata blanca in a popular rock bar of the city.
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>We start seeing each other more frequently as expected
>She even start presenting me to her friends as a proper boyfriend
>"Took you long enough" Said the hot blondie
>Clara looks Ashamed
>"Yea, like she wont shut up talking about you Chris" Replies the cute tall friend
>Is cute to see your girlfriend turning bright red because of you.
>"I aint talking ever again to you two" Responds Clara half-jokingly but still completely blushed
>Being with Clara is the most enriching experience from my life
>She taught me about music
>About being secure around other people
>Had to learn how to deal with her mood swings
>Still trying to figure out how to be strong and supportive
>Learned that Clara still missed her mother a lot
>Tends to cry remembering growing up with her
>Clara is also jealous by nature
>Cant Help but getting clingy every time im around other women
>I find that to be cute
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Trigger warning, it gets spicy

>I started to visit her at her room, she lives alone with the money her dad sends her
>Its a nice big apartment building
>She ask me about my place
>"Is a dumpster to be honest"
>"Hey, you are no longer a loner so you have to Clean it for me to go any day I want"
>"Just call me beforehand sweetie"
>"No, just keep it tidy for me to crash any time"
>"Ill try Clara but dont get your hopes up"
>"Hey Chris"
>"Yup?"
>"Are you a virgin"
>God fucking dammit clara, theres softer ways to ask a sensitive man
>"Thats out of the blue Clara"
>"Because Im not"
>I wish i can be as straight forward as this girl
>She already knew she was my first girlfriend
>Im her third in the other hand
>Maybe she was suspecting of me hiring a hooker some day
>Im too poor for that shit
>"Chris, does that bother you?"
>"Not at all"
>I was being honest, i never developed this fetish for the inocent kind of girl, im into dominant girls like Clara is.
>"And so"
>"I never did it alright"
>For some reason, her face lights up like a lightbulb
>Big sexy smile
>Maybe she actually has a fetish for innocent guys
>Y-yamete onee san
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>As always, she takes the lead
>Gets over and start undressing me
>Man this is awesome
>I let my lust take over
>we are kissing like never before
>We are finally in underwear
>I try to open her bra
>"You need more practice to pull that one off"
>Takes the bra off
>Just wow
>Small tits with light colored aureoles, they are pretty perky
>i touch them and timidly start to fond them
>feel like nothing i ever imagined
>I dont know if she is enjoying it
>i certainly am
>She starts by kissing my right ear down to my neck
>Now all over my chest down to my belly
>She is sliding down my trousers
>im about to get my first blowjob
>Dat warm feeling
>I look down and see her licking me sensually
>she looks up with a face just as red as her hair
>"No peeking"
>Throws a pillow over my face
>Whatever, ill enjoy the view
>Now she takes me inside her mouth and bobs her head rhythmically
> "Persiana Americana playing in the background"
> She takes it out and uses her hand
>"Just tell me whenever you are near"
>"Whyyyyyyy"
>im almost there
>"Because is not polite Chris"
>"K then im near"
>It was the strongest orgasm i ever felt, at least up until that point.
>She just let it go over my stomach and got up for a towel
>cleans me up and cuddles with me
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>"So how was it?"
>"Is the best feeling I ever had Clara"
>"Good, good, but are not finish yet"
>"Should I"
>Im not sure if I would be able to stand up and get outside with the woman of my dreams laying naked in the bed
>"Should I get out for condoms?"
>Who do i even think i am talking with
>"I bought some this morning"
>That is Clara for you
>She opens her drawer and brings a pack with three condoms
>Opens one up by biting one of its corners
>Im getting hard just from looking this sexy girl opening one condom with the mouth that was all over me a couple minutes before
>She slides it around my friend
>"Now you are the one on top Chris"
>Say no more mlady
>"You have to get me excited first"
>"How so"
>"Just do what i did and once you are all the way down ill teach you"
>I start kissing her in the mouth and make my way to her ear
>"I love you so much Clara"
>For some reason those words send shivers down her spine and I feel her shaking under the weight of my body, try it at home guys
>Start kissing again
>Down to her neck
>"Just dont bite my nipples, i always hated it"
>Yes maam
>Down to her beautiful tits
>"Just lick gently, just like that"
>Now Kissing down to her belly
>She opens up her legs
>Im in business
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>Im in business
>Start to kiss the zone around
>Slowly making my way up to her nicely shaved pussy
>She was obviously prepared
>Start licking
>I dont even know what im doing
>"There Chris, just keep your tongue around there"
>I found it!, thanks chef.
>Keep going at it, she keeps giving me instructions, now i feel like a fucking pro.
>"Wait Chris, is better if i dont finish yet"
>she pulls my face into her own and gives me a deep kiss
>I feel her legs pressing my body against hers
>She gets one hand down to guide me in
>Im in her
>"Just grind me slowly"
>Oh god this is the most awesome feeling i ever felt
>i pump into her
>"A little faster, push deeper"
>Say no more
>I reach what I think is her deepest in just few thrusts
>"Aw!. Be gentle now Chris, You need to stretch me slowly"
>She now stops talking
>We are just building up the rhythm naturally
>After a while im going hard on her
>Almost all the way to the base
>Her body feels hot and sweaty pressing against my chest
>She is making this cute heavy panting sound
>Clara is pulling my body against hers with a force you wont imagine from this little girl
>"Aah, aaaaah, please slow down, please"
>I feel her body trembling
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>"You got me, you got me already. First time? Im not buying it"
> Im so proud of myself
>I was expecting to bust a nut as soon as I put into her
>Not not so sure if I was going bareback
>Tell myself that I get to experience that one day
>"You have not finished, right Chris?"
>"Oh, eh, As if you could make me"
>Now im more confident when teasing my Clara
>"Eh!?, dont get so cocky mister I was a virgin a minute ago"
>"Shall we continue then?"
> She blushes
>"Yea, and make sure to keep going until you are finished this time"
> She was still sensitive from the previous orgasm
> But she had her pride on the line so she managed to take a good pounding until I blasted it inside the rubber with a force I was afraid was going to make the thing explode inside her visibly shaken body.
>We both fell asleep afterwards
>Spooning like the two happy lovers we were
>Later that night she woke up all horny and after a passionate long series of kisses she rode me wildly until we both finished again.
For the first time ever I spend one of many nights in Claras apartment, Somehow I managed to talk her out of ever going to my place. I aint Cleaning that mess.
I still got more stories about our relationship but I ran out of time for now. Thanks to the three faggots in this thread for Reading!
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More please.
Sounds like you're from somewhere in Mexico.
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>>27958733
Four. Pretty good story!
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You should continue, trust me a lot are reading.
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>>27958733
Can someone screencap this greentext?
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Im happy for you,nigga.Hope you guys are still dating.
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>>27958736
Colombian, actually
>>27958791
Just wanted to amuse some botbros so thanks for stopping by
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>>27958846
I said i was working with a call center campaign for spain but this kind of job always gets outsourced to the third world. Im from colombia as i stated before
>>27958828
This, i dont want to post this all over again if i want to ever continue our story
>>27958815
Maybe other day when i got more time in my hands, keep lurking.
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>>27958949
good reading cabron
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this is great. your a great narrator
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>>27956287

you should spend your saving on a gun and shoot yourself
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>>27959304
Oh noes, i dont know how should i handle all of your edges.

Still Waiting for you lazy faggots to screenshot this shit.
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