Why don't you just try some gay?
I mean, you do it with fleshlights, a watermelon, you fap to all kinds of porn. Why not just try human? Why not just get some of that good pink boipussy?
You know deep down you actually find it a little bit tiddelating.
Ok. How do gays decide who tops or bottoms?
Do you have to bottom when you first start out, to establish the necessary "gay cred"?
>>27955048
as a "straight" guy whos getting pretty desperate, i have to admit id probably accept a blowjob from a feminine looking guy but i wouldnt do anal
>>27955094
The one who looks the most seme gets to top, the one who looks the most uke has to bottom. Usually people who like to top seek out cuter and more effeminate boys, while those who prefer to bottom go for more handsome guys. It's pretty innate, if you look at this picture you can easily tell that the blond boy is the one who gets it, just from bodylanguage alone. Just look at the way he leans back, while the other one is more naughty and in his space. Can you see it?
>>27955166
They both look like bottoms to me.
>>27955166
>The one who looks the most seme
Yaoi hambeast who doesn't know shit about fags detected
i would definitely fuck a qt3.14 trap or twink if given the opportunity. i just doubt that opportunity will even present itself
>>27955233
Fucking this.
Yaoi fangirl weebs are the absolute worst. Back to tumblr/LJ/ff.net you go
>>27955197
Well, perhaps that is because you're more seme than both of them, so if it was you they would both have to bottom. But these seem to be very happy together, so I don't think that would ever happen. And they possibly switch it up ever once in a while, since they're both a bit uke. But if it was someone who was very pure uke, who was together with some rough muscle seme beast, rest assured, he always bottoms.
>"show me that pooper hole, son."
>>27955324
it's called a boipussy!
DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!
REEEEEEEEEE!
>>27955048
>Why not just get some of that good pink boipussy?
Don't you think robots would if they could?
>tfw actually gay and still a kv
>>27955048
Anyone else seeing this guy in the pic?
>>27955166
>uke
>seme
Yaoi hambeast pls go. I hope you die.AND KEEP AWAY FROM THE NEW LOGH MANGA/ANIME
Im thinking of giving femboys a chance but I can't find a single one nearby
>>27955372
>find
What are you talking about? Didn't you practise for girls? Did you never go on sleepovers, that is where it happens. After hours of gaming, it happens.
Do gay people like fat manlets?
>>27955365
Asshole
Anus
Shitter
Exhaust port
Shit cutter
Shit tube
Rectum
Shit pipe
>words that trigger the trap fetishist
>>27955425
None of that happens for robots.
>>27955447
You need to stop thinking about it as something scary, it's your best friend, the warm tight pink boipucci. It's everyones friend.
>>27955048
>be 5 feet tall
>forced to blow guy in college who is on soccer team
>my mouth forced wide open and my throat gagging on his girth as he forcefully slammed me against his rock hard abs
>almost get bloody nose
>kept as his personal toy for him to get off on
>before class, after his workout, before a game I was forced to blow him
Now I'm with a 9/10 tall blonde wife that I'm too soft and beta to take charge with and penetrate. The best I can do is hump against her muscular leg or ass until I cum.
>See her co-workers and see my self sucking their dicks
God, why do I find men so goddamn hot?
>>27955048
why do they call it boipucci? It's pronounced boy pooky? I don't get it
>>27955048
I allready practised for girls man
>be 14
>best friend is too cute
>Suspect he is fag or something
>Be at sleepover and play games all night
>We both sit in his bed to see the tv
>Gaming spyro the dragon
>He starts tickling my leg
>Think its gay, but it feels good so I let him
>Goes further and further up
>I get a boner
>He puts his hand in my underwear
Yeah, you know how it goes. Practise for girls. Probably the reason I actually lost my virginity.
>>27955688
that is hot as fuck anon
>>27955557
It's Boi Putchy I think
>>27955711
>you never had a childhood friend to practice for girls with
>you're too old now to have a cute practice girlyboy
Nother reason to kill myself on the list.
>>27956046
I could be your girly boy to practice on. You like short boys?
>>27955557
It's pronounced Boy Poochy
>>27956046
What? How? Isn't that something everyone does, I asked some health oracle online about it back when it happened and she was like "It is so normal, typical, very normal that age".
>Look at porn together with friend
>Start fapping with friend
>"How does a blowjob feel?"
>Start 69 with friend
>I cum while he cums in my mouth
>That was some wierd shit
>>27956443
Thats not normal senpai.
But whatever makes you sleep at night
>>27955166
They both look like boipussi to me
>>27955094
The one with the biggest dick tops. If the dicks are equal then the one with the least bodyhair tops, then the darkest voice tops. If they have similar voice the one with the darkest hair tops. And so on.
But if you're dicklet you have to bottom, people have to feel SOMETHING you know.
>>27956046
Wow, thats sad man. It is kind of nice, like, I think it gave me the confidence in life to pursue relationships with women, and the kind of career and friends I want. Like, it's no big deal whatever anyone says or does, because at least I know they won't go further than I have gone before.
I don't get it, boipucci can be comfy as fuck, straight or gay.
Look at all these little cutesy faggots.
Get yourself some musclebro bearfucks with big goddamn stinkholes. Stop pussying around and embrace masculinity you anime loving fuckholes.
>>27955286
No they should stay, I find this retard shit funny.
But yeah realtalk it's more of a "whoever wants it more" sort of thing.
Because I'm straight, and I'm trying to get myself away from porn.
>>27957804
wowowowow
You guys don't understand. Yaoi is real.
Top and bottom, passive active, all of that is bullshit. It tells you nothing. When a person says seme, you know what they're talking about. It is a somewhat muscular, handsome, cool guy. Uke is more of a pretty boy, no visible muscles, no body hair, exactly what you want.
Why the hell would you not use the correct terms?
>>27958019
Okay okay, what if...
The hero of time offered you a blowjob.
Could you really turn down those sweet baby blues?
>>27955048
>>27955090
>>27955324
>>27955870
>>27956790
where's the source nigger, especially on >>27955324
>>27955447
Actual gayfag trap fetishist, the term boypussy or whatever is a huge turnoff in general because of how silly it sounds
it's the butthole, as long as you avoid poop references it's all good
>>27955557
No one calls it that IRL, at least no one in my experience.
>>27958058
Because I'm an actual gay dude with a qt bf?
>>27958185
>Because I'm an actual gay dude
Don't tell her that, she'll have an aneurysm
oh wait
any cute boy wanna do this with me
>>27958172
Yeah, because I have respect for myself not to cheat on my girlfriend
>>27958172
so I'm not the only one who thinks link is qt as fuck
>>27956443
hentai name desu?
>>27958495
Boku no Pico, no serieusly..
Probably the second or third episode
>>27958495
It's the third one, that's the one with the long-hair one IIRC.
>>27958334
Naaah man common man, look at that twink man, thats a mutherfucking handsome dude! And its not reaaaally cheating man, it's like her kissing a girl in a bar or something, its not reaaally cheating, common man thats a stretch bro. You were made for this man, common bruh, shape up man. Be the man of the house dude. You can get a BJ from the hero of time, you work ass of dude! You deserve that man, common man, its far from cheating man, YOLO dude! You gotta YOLO man, we're talking the best blowjob of all time here. Dude, blowjob from a fucking elf dude. That is some lord of the rings shit. Thats the good shit, you've had blowjobs from people who don't even know what they're doing man, you're wasting life dude. Commom man, imagina getting a BJ from somebody who actually knows how your junk works dude. Man, imagine, getting in on that sweeeet hero of time boipussy, and you know Link can't even talk, he just starts riding you like Epona all while shouting "HUUURK! YAAACK! HUUURRR! YEEEH!" You'll love that, and when you cum in his face he'll raise his hands to the ceiling all like DUNNDUNNDUNN-DUUUUUUH
>>27958495
I think it's something like Summer Vacation or something. It's about a guy who falls in love with a trap, thinking its a girl, then runs away. Then he comes back, because he knows he wants it.
I've seen it, in a strange way it was kind of heartwarming.
>>27958185
I don't know, but the OP nigga looks like the asian kid from Big Hero 6, and he was kinda cute.
>>27958555
>"HUUURK! YAAACK! HUUURRR! YEEEH!"
>Maximum kek
but no, I'm not gay, and love my gf
>>27958515
>>27958544
nah there's no way, look at the guy on top
>>27958672
>I'm not gay
For link, anyone could be gay. He barely even looks like a guy
>>27958681
Yea he's introduced in the second or third episode
>>27958720
You asshats have brainwashed yourselves to think if a guy looks like a girl, it's not gay, because you look like the Michelin Man after a week at an all you can eat buffet, and can't get women.
>>27955048
why dont you kill yourself you mentally damaged piece of shit?
>>27958672
dude, that has nothing to do with anything man. Are you one of those faggots who thinks it's cheating if your GF makes out with another girl in the bar? Are you that weak? Man, your girl is fixing you threesomes man, she is out there being a fucking soldier, and you spaz all out like: Nuh-uh thats cheating, no fair. Dude you need to grow some balls, Link-tier cute boys are completely fair game, you should be like "Hey gf, you need to get out this weekend, because a friend of mine is comming over, I don't know if you've heard about him, hero of time, kind of a big shot in his homeworld of Hyrule. Yeah, we're gonne need the double bed, so you have to sleep over at your friends house and I'll call you and tell you all about it on Sunday" That is what a real healthy relationship looks like. And you be like "Hey, I'm not saying there will be a devils threesome, but if there will be a devils threesome, I can't just bring in someone I don't have dominion over". You've lost your balls dude, you need to shape up before you cuck. I'm sorry dude, but you just sound like a complete fedora faggot now. Turning down blowjobs like that, wtf, you fag or something?
>>27958767
>You asshats have brainwashed yourselves to think if a guy looks like a girl, it's not gay
LOL clearly I didn't say that. All I'm saying, it's not nearly as gross as a hairy muscle dude. Also I weigh 140 pounds, so I guess I should be the one getting fucked but whatever
>>27958866
I'm not saying that, but I'm not going to let a guy suck my dick, so my gf would say I'm cheating on her. And I get enough blowjobs from my gf, while you're jacking off to fictional characters from a shit-tier vidya franchise.
>>27958958
Why the hell am I even staying in this argument? This board is too filled with down syndrome for me. Any recommendations for one that would not make me puke?
>>27959089
/lgbt/ since you sound insecure about your sexuality ;^)
I did try being gay. In fact, I tried it before being straight. I'm a skinny manlet who browsed 4chan and looked at all kinds of hentai and never had any luck getting a gf so eventually I came to think that
>hey maybe I really am gay, or at least bi
So because I always fantasized about being a trap I answered an ad on craigslist about an old fat guy who wanted a "girly twink" to fuck. I went out of my way to shave my balls and asshole (I'm hairless above my waist but everything below is pretty hairy). He made me strip kneel, suck him off, had his way with me and everything. He wasn't too big, and wasn't too rough with my "boy pussy" but I only came because he made me finish myself off.
Oh yeah, I also acted as the top too while in vacation in SE Asia. I'm sure I don't have to tell you guys how convincing the traps are there. That time I came while fucking him/her in the ass and making him/her get on their knees while sitting and calling him/her degrading names.
But I have a gf now who is just the sweetest girl in the world so I think I'm going to stick with her for as long as I can.
>tl;dr sexuality is not binary, it's a sliding scale that can change over time
>>27959415
you didn't say how much you liked it
>>27956790
as hot as this is, i couldnt ever actually do it, its not physically attractive to my penis, i dont get hard.
some gay guy tried to get me to put my dick in his boy coochi but i really couldnt get hard and it just didnt fee right. he was hot too.
im atracted to all humans, but i like girls more and im not gay, meaning i dont ever want to have sex with a guy.
but a Trap? sure man.
i think i want to have a gay phase some time... maybee im bi? idk.
as you can see im confused.
>>27958866
>>27958555
>>27958172
Everybody would fug link
>>27955048
Fems are disgusting.
Man up, you sissies.
Masc4Masc or gtfo.
>>27959752
But I am not attracted to muscular men at all
>>27959015
Nah-ah not the case, I'm getting all kinds of pussy. Boipussy, trannypussy, girlpussy. All kinds. For boipussy I have one cute boy who I always visit, because he is 10/10 so there is no need to look for more. He is like totally down for it, I've advertised myself as a straight guy and he is just loving the whole *I'm a gay boy who seduced my straight best friend* thing. Works for me. For girls I have to go out, yeah, and sometimes I don't get laid, hell, I'll even say for every eight times I go out, and I do great, I only get laid once. But girls are unstable man, fucking hot chicks is hard work, if I dropped my standards I could probably get laid more often with fat chix that would stalk me to get relationship, I don't want that mess so I get laid less often. I'm not in mood for a relationship with a girl for the moment, the boy I'm seeing is taking totally care of that, probably even better than you girlfriend. I have no needs, I'm not needy, I am a proud fapper, fapping is great, it's great home alone quality time with myself, that is what fapping is all about. Kek, you can't even get it up for Link, put him in a custume, let his hair grow, slap on a couple of tits and he is basicly a 10/10 blond girl. I'm telling you, you're gay bruh.
Pic related; Stuff that makes this guy go "Eew why is she all naked and shit!"
>>27959821
Slimmer men can be masc too.
>>27959854
I don't think I'd like that...
>>27955048
>Why don't you just try some gay?
AIDS MAN
>>27959940
What? You wanna gonna go for the old sloppy bottoms? Boipussy is so good you have to do it without a Condor?
Some should post some good vids, it's easy to find decent ones but good, and I mean good, is pretty hard...
Faggots and faggot lifestyle is abhorrent to me.
>>27955324
Sauce pls
Completely original commente'
>>27960130
You don't need to be a faggot
Don't let your sexuality because your lifestyle; that's fucking dumb.
>>27960130
>not wanting a feminine penis
>>27959940
THIS.
I could get over the sexual confusion, but I couldn't get wood fearing death.
You wanna know what I don't get?
I don't get the whole thing about turning down cute boys being some straight tough thing? Like, ooooh I'm so striaght, my penis don't get erect for nobody but roasie vags. Ooooh I'm so cool, oooh oooh. Kek, the fuck? You fag or something? What is the thing with that? Would you rather be the bottom? If that is the case and you're a cute then great, but seriously. As long as I remember, when I saw, and this is like my thing because I have brown hair and brown eyes, when I saw like, boys who were naturally tan, blonde hair, blue eyes, no facial hair or visible muscles, just naturally soft. I just mmmm, I like that, I wanna be friends! I guess that is part of the reason why me and my best friend ended up 69 each other at frankly a bit to early of an age. But hey, we asked on some internet oracle thing where they answered questions and they where like: yeah it is completely normal for boys your age to do stuff like that. So, I'm fine, I've got a healthy sexuality and stuff. But I don't get the whole Oooh I'm so strong and tough because I can't get an erection unless it's a girl. Someone please explain the logic behind that.
>>27960255
95+% of guys do not look like girls, so STFU
Fucked a few tranny escorts then stopped after seeing shit on the condom when I pulled out, too gross
>>27960130
So why are you posting in the thread?
>>27956790
What is the source for this image? I remember seeing the video before but I can't find it anymore.
Im a closeted bi and Id love to suck some cock.
Tried tindr but I was too scared to talk with the boys I matched with, then I found a couple of friend's friends and had a panic attack and deleted my account. I dont want to be closeted.
Im thinking about coming out to this feminist, vegan bisexual girl I fucked a few months ago, we're "friends" now and she would help me, but she's friends with my best friend's girlfriend and I dont know if I should trust her.
desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24360965/
This thread is made by an obnoxious faggot.
Do not reply to it, sage if you must.
>>27962015
no one gives a fuck, the point of the thread is fapbait and it's not like /r9k/ is some quality discussion board that would get ruined by this shit anyway
>>27962500
>bumping from page 9
You're probably him.
Kill yourself Norwegian retard.
>>27962670
>implying I keep track of what page a thread is on
look nigger I just come to these threads looking for wank material I don't really care about your personal crusade against some norwegian posting shit you don't like just calm the fuck down
>>27962768
>I just come to these threads looking for wank material
Retard confirmed.
>>>/hm/
>>>/gif/
>>>/a/ctual porn site
Because faggots are bigger size queens than any roastie.
>>27962805
why are you so mad at one porn thread that is dying on its own
>>27962853
Read through those archive links dude.
This is the most grating personality I've seen on 4chan.
>>27955324
>dad found the pooper hole
>>27962902
I barely read the text in these threads unless people are sharing stories or something. I really don't care about this guy, I just like these sorts of discussions. They're like lewd threads on /a/.
