Anyone else too successful at becoming NEET?
I got myself officially diagnosed with a disability and now receive full rate disabilitybux for life. For the next 60+ years my survival is secure without ever having to work or even leave the house.
And I'm so FUCKING BORED. Anime and masturbating doesn't bring me any joy anymore. I've fucked myself forever
How much money do the Jews give you? What state do u live in?
>>27954465
>For the next 60+ years my survival is secure without ever having to work or even leave the house.
I'm extremely envious. Life is so hard and miserable
>>27954465
just try to do something unofficial and off the books, be the next anti rap hero, become an artist, do something new.
Use this time to learn coding and make a website like 4chan and bring you even more neetbux
How can you be bored as a NEET? The world is your oyster. It's only the wagecuck, performing the same repetitive tasks day after day, who is doomed to boredom. You have the freedom to
>compose a symphony
>write a memoir
>make scientific breakthroughs
So get it on it!
Teach us your ways, lord of the NEETS. I would love to be in your situation.
>tfw so bad at being a NEET
>tfw no NEETbucks
>tfw can't get a job
>>27954531
>write a memoir
"My twisted Ankle"
>>27954531
More like move to Hampton Beach, New Hampshire. Hang out at the beach during the summer and snowboard in the winter.
It's because wagecucking is a replacement of the primitive work such as hunting and building
This is a need, it's in your DNA to work so when you don't do it you get depressed
>>27954590
>This is a need, it's in your DNA to work so when you don't do it you get depressed
Not at all. It's only depressing when you do nothing in your spare time. If you split a large 5 bedroom house between yourself and 4 other NEETs, you could live the frat life forever.
Get a side job and pull double the money of money.
>>27954465
Thisshows how heaven can be hell for some.
Got offered a new job today
8k more a year and better benefits
Feels good nigga, feels good that they want ME over all the others applicants
Gona accept
Like I said, feels good nigga
What country? If the US then lol.
But even any country, just lol. The world is heading down a path that is not going to be kind to NEETs.
humblebragging really means guaranteed replies, haha
>>27954680
Speaking nothing but the truth, learn self development op
>>27956148
Yeah I'm sure Donald Trump has TONS of sympathy for people too mentally sick to work. Obviously his first order upon being elected will be to take money away from the military and police and increase taxes to the rich in order to fund for your NEETbux. Of course he definitely doesn't have a list in his office somewhere titled LIES I WILL CRUSH, where mental illness is listed right next to global warming.
