You must live alone(ish) on a remote desert island for one year without any outside help or material assistance.
However, you can choose specific items to help make you stay easier.
You have 10 points to spend in total.
Good Luck Anon.
>>27953854
masturbation kit, books, 6 months canned food and wood cabin
who the fuck goes on a deserted island in shorts and goretex sandals?
>>27954319
that island has a runway on it lol.
>>27953854
Pro built cabin, 6 more months food, hand charger, gameboy
Companion, wood cabin, mattress
>>27954394
What are you going to drink senpai?
>alone(ish)
REDDIT GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEE
>>27953854
crossbow
fishing shit
desalinator
my ex girlfriend (weirdly optimistic, never down)
Books
Masturbation kit
Wet weather clothes
Hand crank desalinator
Mosquito net
Fishing nets and traps
50lbs rice
3 life-size anime statues and a lewd change of clothes
>>27953854
Everything that is free
Hand Crank Desalinator (2) ->Water
Companion of Your Choice -> Assuming I can take anyone, probaly the toughest Navy Seals Operator they can give me, assuming he would not just kill me and live on his own but cooperate with me. If that is not an option, I would try to get someone who is really good at survival from other armies etc, if that would not workout as well for reasons, I would take 6months of canned food instead.
Prebuilt Wood Cabin (4) ->Place to live
>>27955563
gay as fuck desu
being his ass slave would suck
to be fair I read like 5 seperate survival guides while I grew up and have been hunting multiple times and sucessful at fishing
I'd go with the Wind turbine, solar panel, electrical cable, floodlight and electric desalinator.
That way I have more water than I can drink, which I will sell to other robots for the rest of their junk.
Alternatively:
Gun, dog and an anime doll as bait to lure robots into traps then bully them for their stuff and manual labor.
Through mercantilism or wrath I will forge a tribe of desert-island robots, where roasties are periodically brought, distributed and not given rights.
As the western world plunges itself into madness, we will be able to start anew.
All thanks to my shrewdness and foreward thinking. I will be like a Constantine or Charles Martel to the beta revolution.
>>27955635
Well then take the toughest female one, I have no education in surviving, someone with that knowledge could be much more worth than anything else. Like I said, I would obviously only take it, if there was a mutual understanding. Come to think about it, even in the free package, there is a shelter and food for 6months, I could just take a gamble with the 5kg gold (which is around 150k euro, actually not that much but still decent), take a house or that navy seals guy and the water thingy. But honestly, I would not risk my life for 150k euro, so I would take anything that helps with survival.
Wind turbine,companion(which is Esdeath,my waifu somehow real),Gameboy SP,Generator.
>>27954705
woodworking hand tools, change of clothes, sugar salt, tarp, gun, pvc pipes, heavy duty tape and ties
>>27955803
Why the fuck would you need more than a saw and an axe?
>know how to make fire
>know how to make a bow/spear/axe
>know how to make a raft
At long as that cabin keeps animals out, I'm good
>>27955908
>He doesn't want to make medieval shit out of wood
Just with the free options I would would be good.
The free stuff covers basic survival so the rest are just options to make life easier and more entertaining.
Gold -4
Extra cloths/weather gear -1
tarp -1
50 pounds of sugar,flower, and salt -1
Books -1
tools -1
TP -1
Tarp just makes rain water collection much easier and can use it as a sun shade when working out doors.
Extra cloths just incase thing wear out over the year and as extra protection from the elements. Plus good if for some reason I get my cloths wet and I need something to change into
The 50 pounds of staples make life easier food wise and allow me to add to whatever food I forage as well as preserve any meat I find.
Books are both for entertainment/recreation, are useful survival information I may not remember or don't know. Also allows me to keep studying martial arts while on the island as long as I have excess calories.
Tools are both for my own entertainment and also allows me to construct whatever I need or want that is not in the free kit with a lot more ease then trying to bush-craft it.
And the gold is just something nice for once the year is up.
>>27953854
>on a remote desert island
Do you mean deserted island or desert island because the picture and some of the gear seem to imply it is not a desert island?
>>27955671
You are on the island alone, not with other robots.
Learn to read you jew.
>>27956570
>desert island
>noun
>a remote tropical island, typically an uninhabited one.
Desert means deserted, not desert.
>>27956741
But their are islands that are deserts which is why I asked for clarification.
It is not like it is unreasonable to think desert may mean desert rather then desert.
>>27956570
>>27956741
>>27956880
this conversation reminded me of this
>>27953854
I can live on free stuff. But hey, more stuff!
1 x Woodworking Tools
1 x Crossbow
1 x Fuel Stove
1 x Flour/Sugar/Salt pack
2 x Chicken
1 x Companion
Ez life.
>>27957033
The fuel stove burns gasoline.
How many buckets do we get?
>>27953854
>no Internet
Bed,AK companion, fuck her till I get bored, blow my brains out .
>>27957115
oh, I thought it comes with propane
>>27957847
Stop dreaming, Hank.
Wet weather clothes
Woodworking tools
Wood cabin
Kacy Anne Hill (That qt redhead in the picture)
4 - Companion, totally not a little girl (yes pls, probably wont leave)
1 - Maps/Charts (Great to know what to expect, where to find fresh water, ect )
2 - Crank desalinator in case of emergency / storm surge making all fresh water unavailable
1 - 6x Chickens (Free food, they are great foragers, you have enough materials to build them a chicken shelter the first day )
1 - Mosquito net (Totally required for sleeping)
Last point I had a lot of trouble, but I think Cannabis seeds would be a great final item. They grow like weeds, you can make rope, oil, all sorts of shit from it, plus get stoned ;3
Ten points well spent. I think you start out with waaay too much gear
>>27953854
Rice
Sugar + Salt + flour
Tarp
Crossbow
Wheel barrow
Doggo
Hand crank desalinator
4 points x 2 = 10KG of gold at 39k per kilogram.
2 points x hand crank desalination survival item.
Spend the first week laying out the general area, with no fear of starvation or water supply. Hunker down and work on wood crafting hobbies and shit for 12 months then leave a rich man.
>>27953854
Everything thats free
Android tablet
Solar power pack
Prebuilt wood cabin
Maps\Charts of the island
and a generator
Beat me faggots
I need to know more about the island to decide honestly.
books, wet weather clothes, snorkeling, dog, gun
girl and the gun
fuck her silly, worship feet, do other things till i get tired of it then i kill her and myself
2 guns and some cannabis seeds
>>27953854
Two female companions that would trigger them competing over me and one handcrank desalinator plus all free stuff. This shit was too easy famalam. Step up your game.
>>27953854
companion (best possible match)
hand crank desalinator
books (including volumes on survival, woodwork, etc.)
toilet tissue (good for tinder as well)
Chickens
Mosquito net
>>27953854
this is a bit easy , I mean one could easily get by with just the free stuff
also a bit unclear on the parameters
>>27958040 good thinking It didn't occur to me to double up on a item
I was going to do the $200K worth of gold and the girl for sex but now $400K seems better
most of these options are shit best to tough it out and get the money
Like the pot seeds would take most of the year before you wind up with anything , and that's assuming you have suitable land and can tend the plants etc . Also how many seeds ? might be worth if it was a fuck ton and the island was huge
One bottle of Ambien ? like seriously the scale and balance of this thing is screwed up .
The value of selections is all over the board
>>27953854 wait
>>27958772 I'm not done
fuck this is making my autism flare up
I want to write out a critique of all the items and how gay most of it is .
But what would be the point of that be I mean nobody's gonna care and it would be a waste of effort
But gosh I'm a bit trigger like wow
fucking flour or rice ! ugh
just the gun so i can kill myself
>>27958772 not
>>27959067 done
the tank pictured has a 275 gal capacity , that would be enough for 275/365 days
the gay ass wood splinter shack is a down grade and liability compared to the concrete
rotting , strength , security (not windows) , shelter from hurricanes , pests
>>27953854
a gay ray mears, a gun and 12 chickens
>>27953854
everything free of course.
Camp Bed with mattress (2), gf (4),
6 month Canned and freeze dried food (4).
>>27959278the gasoline, cabin and several of the other items are misleads designed to catch out foolish robots. 55gal is only enough to run the generator for ~300 hours
If every option was viable there would be no challenge.
Free stuff
Cat (3)
Wet weather clothes (1)
Tarp (1)
Boat (2)
Mosquito net (1)
Hammock tent (1)
Rice (1)
>>27959278
That pic makes me feel sad. I feel sorry for tank-san.
>>27960469
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>>27953854
Sailboat, 6 months food, books, tools. Get on my level fags.
>>27960509
Ugh. Why would I date a tank when I could date a boat.
>>27960577
hope you'll date her in a dry dock.
Chainsaw(1)
Boat engine(1)
Fishing rod(1)
Sailboat(4)
Gasoline(3)
Nigga im getting outta here
Anything free, Companion, heavy duty tape and ties, tarp, 50lbs flour sugar salt, 50lbs rice, 6x Chickens. It would be a free survival trip with my best friend so sign me up.
