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>tfw 24
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Are you not happy?

Talk with your soulless, overpaid, overqualified, impersonal pill pushing hack medical professional and see if NUCLEARA(tm) is right for you*

XD
;0
:-)

*side effects may include permanent brain damage, liver failure, and death.
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>tfw 28
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>tfw 22 but mentality of 16 yr old
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>>27953929
>tfw this so much that I hit on jailbait and then people tell me how fucked that is and I realize i'm old ( 24 )

They are the only girls to flirt with me though.. older girls don't like me because I look so young..
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>>27953663
>tfw 26
>still 16 in my mind
>girls my age are now women but im still a boy
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>>27953998
THIS

oh god gigjsritgjrsgj

make it stop pls
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>>27954021
talking to girls is just painful. they talk about buying apartments, their full time career job and shit i fucking cant do.

i dont even have a drivers license! i have never been drunk! i never finished college! i got nothing to talk about with them
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>>27953663
Me too anon. It makes me want to crawl in bed and die.

>>27953998
This too. I still feel like I got out of high school.
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>>27953998

>still have same interests and habits as I did in high school
>graduated from college 3 years ago and haven't done anything since
>literally NEETing it up inside on /r9k/ right now with the blinds closed at 1 in the afternoon
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>>27954150
>i have never been drunk
There's no time like the present, bro. Get some booze and get wrecked.

Assuming you have some form of ID to buy alcohol. I was 24 before I had proof of identification.
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>>27954822
This literally describes me as well. My life already feels over.
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>>27953963
>>27953998
>>27954021
>>27954150
Is it just me or do women lose almost all of their cheery girly-ness after the age of 20? It's like they mentally become men without the hobbies that men have. "Muh career, muh commute, muh what-am-I-doing-with-my-life, muh going-out-is-for-children". It pisses me off. Most of them still have all of the bad child mentalities without any of the good. Seriously, when will women embrace the fact that they're women again?
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>tfw anxious scared little boy
>don't know how the real world works
>would be dead without overprotective mommy
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>tfw 26
>only as functional as a small child
>will never make parents proud
>could never have a good relationship with a woman
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>>27954916
They ruin themselves by getting into shitty relationship after shitty relationship. It breaks any sense of innocence or purity they may have once had. Kills the joy in their hearts.
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>>27954955
Fucking hell. It's not like they actually like doing coupley things either. They just want to "netflix and chill", as if that's not what they do every fucking day when they're not working. And of course, the only sex they want is the "getting fucked so hard they forget their entire life" kind.
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>22
>almost a fucking doctor
>have no idea how to pay bills or taxes or do any adult shit
>can barely cook for myself
>struggling to stay alive
>only thing I'm good at is studying medicine
>mentality and edginess of a 16 years old boy
>feel like girls aged 18-20 are much older and more mature than me
I wonder how it'll all play out. My future looks interesting but also weird. I might have the autism and not the meme kind.
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>>27953703
>soulless
going through med school does that shit to you, faggot.
>overpaid
not. he has debts to pay.
>overqualified
so this by definition invalidates the overpaid quip.
>impersonal
if you have a shit one
>pill pushing
just doing his job
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>>27954925
>tfw all my friends moved out

>talking about doing taxes and stuff
>have no idea how any of that stuff works
>neet for 7 years
>highschool dropout and never had a job

JUST
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>>27955003
>implying there is any other kind of sex
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>>27954839
but i dont want to get wasted. or maybe i do. i mostly dont give a shit.

what bothers me is more that i have never done it because i have never had a reason to.
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>>27954925
Anon you made me kek harder than I needed to.
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>>27953663
Oh god I turned 24 on the 14th
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>>27954916
i have been dating a bit and im 26 and boy its just miserable. women that date more because they feel like they have to rather than they want to

its like they look at love like its the worst thing in the world
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How is it that no one else notices this problem in the west? What's going to happen to us
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>>27955124
why did you drop out of high school?how do you survive?
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>tfw wizard
fuck i feel 20
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>>27953998
Don't worry, 18+ year old women are mentally 12.
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>>27955343
it's our problem, man. we didn't want to grow up.
we didn't do the things we were supposed to do back then and now we are paying the price.
fuck it tho, I like being a manchild.
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>>27955343
>the weak not reproducing is a problem
nope

we survive longer than we would've thousands of years ago but we're eventually gonna die alone
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>>27955003
And that costs them their soul.

Those sorts of sluts are always so jaded compared to the girls who have been in long-term relationships.
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>>27955089
Greedy, cynical, self righteous medical student detected

>implying you can't be overqualified and overpaid

Doctors should make like 60k a year. Surgeons and whatnot, maybe 80.

Maybe if we made the salaries look like that, people who really gave a shit about helping others would filter through the fraudulent medical schools.

>pill pushing
>just doing their job

To screw people because they don't give a fuck? Sounds about right.
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>>27955182
If I knew where you were and if I were not a shut-in, I'd go for a drink with you, m8.
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>tfw 33

Practically middle aged
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>>27955572
>33
same. Feels like I'm drifting further and further into space
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>>27955572
give me some ancient wisdom oldbot
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We're wasting our lives. Imagine how much regret we'll have as old men. That's fucking terrifying
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>>27955656
We're gonna die alone.
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>>27955656
Reminds me of that Seinfeld bit:
-What ISN'T a waste of time? Can't we even have coffee anymore?
I'm probably wasting mine by any standard, but i can't imagine any other way
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>>27953663
>tfw 24
>born to poor family
>start programming, get rich
And here I am still depressed and barely waking up every morning. I think I will give up my job and go live in thailand for 3 months this autumn.
Or kill myself.
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>>27955656
>We're wasting our lives.
Well, the only way to not waste your life is to have children. Everything else will leave you with that unbearable feeling of emptiness. The problem is that I can't be a father, because I can't stand the thought of my descendant being as miserable as I am.
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I feel like packing a bag of basic supplies and then just start walking. See how far I get without dying
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>>27953663
Why is everyone here 23 or 24 including myself, and why did more people start claiming to be 24 during my birthday month? Is everyone here a kissless virgin born in March!
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>>27955768
this tbqh. life is a waste of time anyway. the human race will cease to exist sooner or later.
it wouldnt matter if we got a nobel prize or cured cancer. it's just pissing in the wind
try to get some enjoyment out of this existence brehs. shitpost all you want
>>27955844
iktf. I just want to head south and see new places. a bit of adventure would do me good
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>>27953929
This. I'm finally at a point where I'm ready to start trying for real to turn this shit around but my social development stopped when I decided to go full autist in high school
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>tfw 26

>out of college and working fulltime

>no energy to lift, need a nap nearly everyday

>no opportunities to meet girls

At least i have a couple of good friends i made through meetup. And i have a bunch of savings from working and living with my parents. Could be worse
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It doesn't get any better with success. I went from being a full time NEET and hikkimori loser to earning over 100k a year consulting for some of the largest companies in the world. Companies would pay for me to travel all over the world and house me in nice, ultra-modern apartments and I didn't have to pay for shit. I actually had so much disposable income at the time that I remember just throwing it at different securities ... but I didn't come to a thread to humble brag among robots.

Eventually I started to get really depressed and I wasn't sure why. I was successful by anyone's definition but it didn't matter because I still had no freedom, control, or meaning in my life and I think that's the problem ITT. We're all forced to do the same meaningless shit over and over again until we die with no freedom at all to follow our dreams and the only way out of this is apparently to do even more meaningless shit (only much more efficiently.) It's an existential sink hole with no way out. And it doesn't matter if you're a successful cog in the machine or a robot in this thread: unless you're doing what you truly need life is fucking empty and unbearable.
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>>27955628
Literally nothing i can offer, except seize the day.
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>tfw only 19
>tfw older anons will tell me that I am lucky
>tfw they are wrong because they have already gone through this hell, but the worst is still ahead
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>>27956414
what if I dont have a dream
what if I dont want to do anything
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>>27953663
so its not loaded stadiums and ball parks?
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>>27956461
senpai go bang as much prime teen trap pussy as you can while you still have the chance
get the fuck out of here
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>>27956503
I don't either man, everything seems the same. But honestly the way that I'm thinking of things now is that the suffering I'll experience on the road will be better than spending yet another fucking empty, miserable day staring at /r9k/ as a NEET or wage slaving as a drone. I'm honestly sick of this, even homelessness would be better than browsing this shit hole.

Maybe I've finally cracked but I'm going to buy some basic shit and hit the road soon. I won't tell anyone my plans in real life because from experience the moment you I do that two major things start to happen:
1. People start to convince you not to do it and since you're already such a pussy about doing it you'll take any excuse that they offer.
2. You'll make an excuse not to go (because someone you know says they'll go with you or you need this one thing or ... who even knows)

But it's never going to be perfect. I'm just going to pack up my room and that will be it. I'll be gone from this website and this joke of an existence
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>>27956585
It is too late for that. I was born with mental illness. It was always too late.
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>>27956601
do it m8. I would too if I had any money.
as soon as I get my degree I'm out of this country. I want to get out and travel, work in different countries. maybe we will find some happiness somewhere.
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>>27956646
that's what I thought too
you have to adapt your pick up game around your mental illness
everyone here is mentally ill, it's taken for granted
just try to do something reckless and fun while you're still cute and barely legal
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>>27956933
>do something reckless and fun
What if they aren't fun to me? I hate parties, I hate drinking, I hate promiscuity. All I want is a stable life, a family, a job, and enough money to live somewhat comfortably with my hobbies. That is to say, all I want is what every single one of my ancestors had.
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>32 years on this planet
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>tfw 24
>no job
>no car, no license
>taking antidepressants and sleep medication
>living with parents
>gained 20kg (44lbs) since college
>qt 18yo gf

At least mommy lets me bring girls over
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>21
>mentality of a 15 year old
>don't know things like socializing, finances, how college works

I'm considering on getting a permit to carry my gun but something in my mind tells me I'm not ready for it
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>Tfw 18
>Tfw mentally 18
Grow up faggots
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>>27955307
Well that's a horrible forecast, soon to to turn 25. Better get on this ship soon.
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>>27956415
that's the fucking normiest of all normie advice
if you don't feel bad already you certainly should
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>>27953752
Not much longer, young apprentice.
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>25
>dropped out of high school when 16
>NEET since then
>live with my mother
>play vidya, fap and play guitar all day
>also get drunk everytime I can
>less autistic than you think, but still socially retarded beyond belief
>also mentally 25 as well
>still hopeless
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>>27959264
The simpliest answer is almost always the best answer.
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>tfw 24
>i've only ever had sex when paying
>never had a gf
>still fooling around in community college
>people in my job that are 2-3 years younger are all graduating, and all have potential wife material GFs
LET ME OFF THIS RIDE
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>>27957105
Did the antidepressants make the girl thing happen or were you good at that before?
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