Oh boy, here we go, today's the day she kicks me out
>>27953222
Fuck
You send your mom memes?
>>27953222
Fuck I'm dying this is gr8
talkaboutthisdick
>>27953222
Record the conversation, then post it here
>>27953222
holy shit i loled
i thought i was the only one who sends memes to their parents
>>27953253
I send my whole family weird shit
>>27953292
Fuck no man, I'm just gonna stay up here, I don't wanna get kicked out
Cmon guys you gotta help, I really have no where else to go
>>27953374
Saved
>>27953431
send her some more memes to defuse the situation
>>27953450
Kill me
She still hasn't responded
got some more
>love my dad
>>27953593
Sned her a pic of a black dick and ask what she thinks. Then message her again and say sorry mom sent it to the wrong peraon, but what do you think?
>>27953635
I don't have any pictures of black dicks
Bumping with more texts
I'm scared guys, she's two floors down from me but I feel like she might just get up and come up here, I know she's gonna kick me out
Man I don't wanna be homeless
>>27953651
Google it
Original lala
>>27953671
HAHAHAHA
holy fuck anon thats the best
>>27953671
this thread just got weird. Now i feel bad for your parents
>>27953671
>we're going to that car wash
Context?
>>27953671
holy shit you're extremely very autistic.
>>27953704
OP is obviously too fat to fit in the shower so they bring him to the car wash
>>27953719
thats so dumb i loled
>>27953706
You shouldn't be on this board if you're not
>>27953651
then use a magic marker on your own
>>27953671
Oh Jesus, I so want this shit to be real.
>>27953671
>life is so bad dad, just end the ride, pull the switch
>your life is fine, come on we're going to the car wash
>Come on dad I don't wanna wash cars
jesus christ i'm laughing so hard
>>27953635
She stopped texting, she's yelling my name right now
I'm fucked boys, this is the end
>>27953704
He wanted me to get some job at a car wash like two blocks from our house
>>27953706
This has become my life now
>>27953791
You're a weird cunt, mate.
>>27953791
you just got yourself kicked out holy shit lmao
>>27953791
>under the text is "delivered"
You sure did OP .. you sure did.
OP is using a fake texting app, you fucking idiot newfags.
>>27953791
I fucking refuse to believe this is real
>>27953791
Holy shit, top fucking kek. Jajajajsjajajaja the madman
Also get a fucking job
>>27953671
A girl I know tried to kill herself once and her Dad struggled with depression for years afterwards.
You are your parents' only lasting creation or trace of themselves in this world, do you know how soul-destroying it must be for them when you say you want to kill yourself?
>>27953809
dont say that you fuck head i dont think you understand how much we want this to be real
we will meme this into reality
>>27953791
OP is based!
>>27953791
>OP actually fucking did it
Holy shit, I am fucking dying. OP, why would you listen to us?
>>27953818
This.
Cars are pretty cool anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MCdaTK1BaU
OP will probably be dead by the time this thread 404s.
>>27953791
m80....pls be kidding
>>27953791
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
HE ACTUALLY DlD lT
>>27953791
Holy shit
origano camalamo
>>27953791
the absolute madmanoriginal desu
Toasting an epic bread!!!! To the front page of r/4chan with you tbqhwyf
This is one of those fake texting websites.
>>27953222
>>27953431
>>27953671
>>27953791
kek
also include me in the screencap
>>27953825
maybe they shouldn't have selfishly forced another person to suffer hmmm? maybe they deserve all that guilt and more for their reckless baby making hmmmmmm? maybe they should have done more for their child so that it didn't want to fucking kill itself hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>27953873
shhh, the newfags are falling for it anyway
OP, what is happening?
>>27953898
Memes are becoming real
>>27953898
Some lecturing and screaming i'm sure.
even if this is a ruse I'm having an audible kek. Keep posting your ongoing conversations OP
Hahaha ebin :D
Someone should post this to /r/4chan !!
This shit is probably fake but fuck it it's too good.
>>27953918
I can see it now "you don't sent pictures of black men's penis's to me or anyone else anon!"
>>27953918
I locked the door, she's pounding on it, screaming
I am now pleading for forgiveness
>>27953873
>>27953809
Wanna say that again?
>inb4 why are their no other texts
I delete convos when I'm done with them, I only screencap the stuff I find funny
>>27953934
Why would we post this to request?
>>27953964
There is no pleading anon, you're done
Might as well pack your bags now
>>27953991
pack them bags.
ITT: 1 roleplayer collects delicious (You)'s from a bunch of 15 yo's
>>27953964
Post dick op
Oregano
>>27953964
OP, you need to put on some mother son porn and let her in while it's playing
>mfw mom maybe wanted casual "get a job" talk
>mfw when op has guaranteed himself homelessness
>>27953964
>I delete convos when I'm done with them
You sure do buddy. How convenient
>>27953969
It's funny because you're pretending not to know what reddit is in order to look cool for your 4chan buddies. :^D
>>27953964
record audio of your mum shouting at you and post on vocaroo, or you are truly a massive faggot.
Yell memes at her. Yell top kek and record it, or send her the Turkish top kek commercial
>tfw it might not be real
this made my day tho
>>27953964
Vocaroo it so we know it's real
>>27953964
>I delete convos when I'm done with them, I only screencap the stuff I find funny
I don't know how to put it into words, but this makes it seem even more bullshitty. Anyone else kind of "feel" what I'm trying to say?
>mom losing her shit pounding on the door
>better text her
what next? drink your own pee bear?
>>27954071
who cares
you'll never know anyways so just go with it
>>27954071
FEELS BRAH
THE FEELS!!
U GETTIN MY FEELS /B/RO?
XD THE FEELS
>>27953222
Jack jard?
>>27954086
>roflbot
>>>/out/
>>27954039
Reddit uses /r/? How about you just go to reddit faggot
>>27954034
I also delete browser history, certain reaction pictures, and apps that might be considered "gay"
You never know when someone's gonna ask to use my phone and the last thing I want is them seeing a lot of weird stuff
>>27954044
>>27954058
Can't vocaroo on mobile
>>27954019
No, enough of these games, I'm gonna unlock that door and we're gonna have a civilized conversation
If i get kicked out, I get kicked out
It's time to man up, besides it can't be worse than
>wake up
>fap
>4chan
>sleep
>rinse and repeat
>>27954106
WASH MY CAR WAGEKEK
>>27954106
>It's time to man up, besides it can't be worse than
>>wake up
>>fap
>>4chan
>>sleep
>>rinse and repeat
what are u talking about thats the fucking life everyone should aspire to
no worries, just pure enjoyment
Can we make this into a meme? LOL!
>>27954103
Ohoho. Now you're getting defensive because I outed you.
>Go back to r3ddit, he said, while having r3ddit open in another tab on his browser
>>27954106
>can't vocaroo on mobile
JUST TAKE A FUCKING VIDEO AND POST IT ON YOUTUBE THEN
fuck OP is fake and gay
>>27954106
>he thinks
>wake up on sidewalk
>eat trash
>suck hobos off
>sleep
>repeat
Is gonna be better than
>wake up
>fap
>4chan
>sleep
>rinse and repeat
Haha, good luck Op
>>27953593
highest KEK
>>27954128
a neet has all the same worries as anyone else
and none of the money
This thread is gay
Where's my women hate and gay boipussy?
>>27954157
No John, you are the cancer
>>27953791
OP, you're killing me.
>>27953671
You know what strikes me as fake? This one right here. How the fuck does your "dad" know exactly why you're asking for helium tanks? It's not exactly a common suicide method.
>>27953791
MADMAN
A-----A
D-----D
MADMAN
A-----A
N-----N
>>27954176
because if u read
>weve talked about this
durr
>>27954176
You lack reading comprehension.
Still, this shit's fake as fuck.
>>27953791
Is your mom retarded?
That's clearly a black dick
>>27954176
You don't talk about all the latest suicide meme methods with your dad?
I'm on the fence about this, I understand where you're coming from with all this but I just can't imagine someone being this autistic
Either way though, good thread, have me a lot of hearty keks
>>27954139
But I'm on my phone you retard. Now go back to your shitty lib site
>>27954233
>I just can't imagine someone being this autistic
>on 4chan
>>27953671
This doesn't work anymore, you know they added more helium so you can't off yourself, right?
>>27954249
This
All these people are getting riled up over some texts when there's people on this board who have litterally shit in bottles, shot up schools, or hey what about that one nutjob that CUT HIS FUCKING BALLS OFF
>>27954254
right. they added more helium to helium so you cant die
m8 ur fuckin dum
>>27953791
>>27953671
get yourself admitted somewhere dude
seriously
>>27954254
That was a joke you fucknut
>>27954270
>That one nutjob that cut his fucking balls off
>>27954254
You are an absolute FUCKNUT
>>27954303
>he doesn't know
Welp, anyone got the screenshots, cause I sure didn't save that sick shit
>>27954270
Wait what? Who cut their balls off?
>>27954254
Fuck off you fucknut
>>27954254
fucknut detected
Thus needs to be seen, shown to the WORLDof this board only
>>27954359
10 bucks says it'll hit Reddit any minute now
>>27954303
It was an odd thread, he wanted to do it because I'd freed him of something, of being a robot, from escaping sexual desires. I can't really remember, but he did lacerate his scrotum and taped it instead of going to a doctor. I think he wanted to pull his testicles out from the hole, or give himself a vicectomy
>>27954419
Didn't he also eat it? Or am I thinking of another thread?
Fake as shit. Still pretty funny though.
>>27954451
I can't remember... Hopefully someone has the archive
rip OPoriginalu
>>27954248
Mobile phones still have browser tabs, so lying won't help you. Unless you're using an old shitty brick phone,which I highly doubt, you do have reddit open on another tab. It's funny how you keep insulting r3ddit or "badmouthing" it to "prove" you don't go there. It's also ironic that you're calling me a retard.
I'm convinced now more than ever that you browse r3ddit.By the way, you have a severe lack of self-awareness
>>27954547
Reddit is trash and I would never browse that shithole like you do you cock sucker
OP here
She's making me suck her cock
*gurgle* this fucking si- *sluurp*
My dad is also gonna- *munch*
*smack* *slop* *gobble gobble*
how can anyone have this little introspection
I fucking hate living bu reading shit like this gives me a burning fucking hatred of you OP and that's actually driving me to continue being alive
god OP you insufferable fucking faggot
>>27954583
I love how angry you're getting over this and how hard you're trying to prove yourself.
It's already pretty obvious you browse it, by how defensive you're getting over this whole thing.
>>27954583
Pathetic, you're like a captive denying his allegiance so that his life is spared
>>27954725
>>27954654
Wow, looks like you ran off to reddit and got backup. Kill yourself
>>27954774
No. You just make it really obvious that you browse r3ddit. Either that, underage, troll, or you're not even the same guy I've been responding back to.
kill yourself you fucking fake cunt
>>27954952
What makes you say I browse reddit? Where is the proof?
>>27954774
YEAH WELL LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAAAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
You guys are being trolled hard. Don't you know there are fake imessage generators?
>>27953431
I wish I was you desu senpai
>>27954992
I don't care, I'm suspending disbelief and laughing my ass off.
It's like stand-up comedians. They make all their supposedly true stories up, but they're still funny as fuck.
similar shit happens to me all of the time.probably not the only reason I don't have friends though
>>27954987
lmao heres your reply
fuck you 4chan
>>27953719
>>27953730
I too laughed family
>sending memes to family
>asking your dad to pick up helium tanks
>sending your mother a nigger dick
what the fuck
>>27955281
Lol this is why I love reddit so random xD
>>27955281
You must be new here.Gotta start somewhere, I guess, right?
>>27955314
>>27955317
I started over 5 years ago but it feels like just one year
>>27954093
Good post ass man
>>27953593
you glorious piece of shit
I actually know a guy like this. One of my favorite people and an inspiration too
>>27953222
>>27953431
>>27953593
>>27953602
>>27953671
>despite all this, op still has a better relation with his parents than i do
:-/
OP is gone. What a glorious meem
So is OP out on the street now?
>only 5 texts posted
Dammit, I don't care if this is fake or not, they were pretty damn funny
I miss threads like these. They should give all of us robots Xanax prescriptions so we never run out of convos to post
>>27953374
>>27953374
There are dozens of us.
>>27955877
>I miss threads like this
Same
I feel like it's all depression, normie junk, or arguing now
It's nice to just take a break and share a few laughs
>>27955281
I have sent memes to my mom to see her reaction desu, but I would never send porn or threaten suicide. That's just cray cray.
You guys think that's bad? My mom wants a framed meme of me doing standup with one of my jokes written on it that happened to go viral. THATS embarrassing
OP here, can't believe you fell for my tricks lmfao
>>27953934
Why does cancer always have to come along
>>27956008
I'm OP, stfu.
>>27956062
NO, I'm op
>>27956071
I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE OP OF THIS THREAD
>>27953791
Literally the most obvious bait and everyone falls for it.
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>27956062
Excuse me? Get out of my thread
Really hope my parents kick me out soon, they've been talking the talk but they won't pull the trigger. They're satisfied with just laying the guilt on me for staying with them rent-free.
Like I really want to go homeless for a bit but I don't wanna just up and leave, I gotta get kicked out.
>>27953651
Frankly I find that hard to believe anon.
>>27956088
This. Holy fuck I cannot believe that normies infested r9k so badly already
>>27953791
With memes like these you can live at mine anon.
>>27953791
NUOH MY GOD WHY
WHY
W H Y
H
Y
YYY
Y
Y
>>27956204
ya fell for it ya stupid normalfag
>>27956179
Yes, you choose the thread about a guy making jokes as the best point to show that normies have taken over.
Not all the tinder threads, Dick rate threads, /soc/ threads, gf threads, or fembot threads, nope just the joke thread
>>27956222
I just report these
OP here, or, I'm sorry, I should reveal my true name.
Hi, I'm Jack Daniels.
Now this entire thread was, in fact, a joke.
None of it was real at all.
I have healthy relationships with my family members and I've never even thought of sending them memes.
This entire thread was honestly just made to give a few people laughs, and if that meant that I was going to have to make a fool of myself, then so be it.
I'm sorry if I dissapoint you guys by saying this, but since the thread got so much positive feedback, I feel it's only right if I tell the truth.
Thanks anyway for sitting through all these bad jokes, sincerely OP
>>27953836
Holy shit, great game.
n o s t a l g i a
>>27956295
This better be a troll
>>27956324
It's true. I'm OP, I was just having a laugh. You know what they say about 4chan and falsehoods and fiction.
>>27956352
That they're all gay?
>>27956295
>Jack Daniels
Clever, troll, clever
Please let this be archived.
>>27953885
this, I think I'm gonna answer with this when people tell me to think of my parents from now on thank you anon you rock
