>people born in 1998 are allowed to post on 4chan now and most of them had sex years ago
>>27953083
Don't do this to me... I was born in '92
>>27953083
Jokes on you, I'm an 18 year old khv
>>27953083
O was born 98 but i'm still a KV
can i stay
>There are high schoolers (who aren't freshmen) who can't remember 9/11
>There are junior high students who were born after 9/11
>There are people entering college who can't even remember the PS1/N64 era of games.
>>27953083
>1998 master race
>only had 2 girlfriends.
>>27953153
>High school freshman this year will view 9/11 as a historical event.
-94 haven't done anything in my life
it was really a down hill from when i discoverd 4chan
>>27953083
>>27953122
>>27953126
>mfw im a khv too
will we ever succeed?
There are teenagers that have not witnessed a pre-youtube internet. There are people of legal age who have not used dial up internet. They do not know of the late 90s and early 00s internet.
>>27953206
>9/11 happened nearly 15years ago
holy fuck
>>27953188
>12 years younger than me
>complaining that he only had two girlfriends
>>27953153
>There are people entering college who can't even remember the PS1/N64 era of games.
implying it wasn't the worst time for Video games
>>27953083
>born in 98
>have sex regularly
>am 18
>more sex the last week than any of you will have in your life
Its fun, but honestly if you do it with some dumb slut (thats the easiest) it looses its meaning. Still better than fapping, but fucking someone you love is literally heaven.
>The Strokes released "Is this It" 15 years ago
>>27953310
Fuck off my boards young fag
>>27953418
Nostalgia lies, anon
Early 3D games were a mess of glitches and ugly graphics
I did this as a 6th grade 12 year old walking down the halls of 4 year old children all waiting to surpass me. I already knew my fate then.
>>27953459
Yeah, maybe on the psx
'98 here and kissless virgin.
A girl did grab me by my hand once for roughly 5 seconds though.
1998 bros where we @?
Yay hopefully I don't need to live a lot longer.
I was a 20 year old kissless virgin in 1998. Fuck.
>>27953083
I don't know why, but somehow I'm stuck in 2005.
When I was in 2005 I used to think that 1994 was so far away. I barely have any memories from that year (born in 1990). But today I think that things from 2005 are "new". A movie, a TV show, etc. When I see the "`Copyright mark` 2005" I always think "Oh, it's quite recent". But when I was an edgy teenager in 2005 I used to watch some early 90s Jackie Chan movies, for example, and think "Holy hell, this shit is old".
98 reporting in
KV though, but I've had phone sex with a random chick I found on the internet, does that count?
>>27953257
>>mfw im a khv too
fuck off this is the standard for this board
98 here
Been on 4chan since 09 or 08. Only recently grew out of underageb&
>>27953528
And you haven't killed yourself yet?
>>27953601
I'm not a virgin anymore. I actually have managed to have gfs. I was just a late bloomer.
>>27953153
There are high school seniors that didn't experience 9/11
Anyone born after 1995/1996 was too young to have any recollection of it at all, for the most part
>>27953083
>allowed to post on 4chan
>allowed
Is this a new meme?
>>27953083
98 here
no sex for me
being 18 is actually worse than 11
>>27953499
If you were born in 98 and aren't a kissless, hugless, handholdless permavirgin, you're not a real robot and need to get the fuck off /r9k/
>>27953849
Or I can just stay to laugh at the scum of society
All the people ITT saying they were born in '98 really does say a lot about this board.
>>27953849
It was for 5 seconds man and she was just trying to make me uncomfortablethis same girl also put her feet ontop of me in class once, i think she liked me but i was too autistic to do anything about it
>>27953153
>using 9/11, a overwhelmingly minor historical event, as a gauge for anything
Fucking normies.
>>27953352
who the fuck are the strokes
>>27953083
>most of them had sex years ago
A-am I really that much of a loser?
I don't even remember any years prior to a year ago. I just turned 20. I forgot high school, GameCube years, and I joined Runescape in 2006 and I have been playing it for 10 years. Feels good to forget everything.
>>27953083
>people born in 1997 will complete their secondary education in your country this spring
>there are people who can drive that couldn't walk or talk during 9/11
>>27953540
I'm stuck in 2009 and was born in 1988.
>>27953083
'99 and i had sex last year jokes on u
i also have a girlfriend
i am also fit and girls find me attractive
BUT even though all this, even though i seem full of confidence, i am very fucked so yeah...
>>27953568
haha ive had sex so many times thats hilarious
>>27953278
>13 years older than me
>i had 3 gfs
>>27953083
>tfw born in 1997
>get to see the end of the beginning of the internet and the beginning of the end of the internet
>khv
>homeschooled until middle school
>highschool dropout
>120lbs
>5'9
>uglier than shit
HAHAHAHAHAHA KILL ME
>>27954924
Try homeschooled the whole 12yrs anon. Well, longer than 12yrs actually because I'm a lazy socially retarded piece of shit.
>>27955052
Oh, I'm back to being homeschooled, and It's going to take me at least 1.5 years more to complete it, if i don't kill myself. I can't even be myself because my family is so hyperreligious that they unironically believe the "sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction meme" meme. I can't ever let them know that I hate country music, and watch and fap to anime idols.
>>27953153
>there are people who can't remember 9/11 having sex right now
>>27955153
The way it started out for me was that my mom supposedly "heard from God" that I should be homeschooled. I guess I was blissfully ignorant the first 6 years or so, but then I started to see what was passing me by. There was a time where I was completely set on going to school around 9th or 10th grade but then when that never happened (because I don't think my parents liked the idea to begin with), here I am.
I'm not done either, we're in a pretty similar situation.
>people born in the year 2000 have lost their virginity before you did.
>>27953568
i was joking senpai take your standard and put it up your ass.
Yeah time sure is a thing
>>27955380
My parents became catholics when i was two years old, from 0-8 I was completely isolated from the world. No internet, no friends. I lived in a small house with a twelve foot slatless fence all around it. We only left to go to church. We moved into a new house in a bigger neighborhood when I was 8, and I met a few kids to play with. we had a normal fence, so it was better. I just sort of roamed around the neighborhood aimlessly biking for a few years, when i was 10 I met a guy who also liked legos and star wars. We would watch youtube stick figure videos and listen to "I'm blue" all day. when he was 13 we stopped hanging out, and I went to watch youtube in my basement all day. I went to public school for 7th and 8th grade, In mid 9th grade I dropped out and went back home after endless bullying. Ever since then I've just been sitting at my computer listing to music and watching anime. My only really close friend during early highschool was a mexican kid who introduced me to anime and weeb things. He "was moved" in 10th grade, I only ever saw him once again. I have five younger siblings who unconditionally hate me, and my only older sister is an edgy college dropout who only discovered the internet 2 years ago. She has gotten so edgy that it has nearly completely destroyed her relationship with our parents, yet she also is a prude at the same time. I only have an old 2009 laptop i bought with my own money, a pair of white headphones, and a few articles of clothes. I'm going to be kicked out eventually due to the cramped house, and i probably won't be able to get any job. I'll either have to become a criminal or suck dick for money. I am probably going to just kill myself instead.
>>27955591
> I went to watch youtube in my basement all day
There was a summer where I'd sit downstairs in an unfinished basement on a shitty 99$ netbook and watch youtube and hulu all day. I'd go down there in the morning and come up when it was dark out.
I'm still a degenerate but I'm glad that habit didn't stick..
What kinda music do you listen to? also do you have steam? I wouldn't mind talking more
tfw born in 1998 and still a virgin
Hey anon, you're creeping closer to 30.
>tfw born in '96 and have a nice pure gf
we're moving in together this summer, wish us luck :^)
>>27955712
I don't have steam
mostly weeb music, some older hip-hop, instrumental/orchestral music
>>27955827
it's just a matter of time
>>27955926
I just made on real quick though, lelouch7991
>>27955478
>there are kids on 4chan who dont remember george w bush's presidency but who are having sex right now
Ha, all you kids here. I'm an '86 model.
Not a KHV but she was a chubby punk slut and it was 2006.
>>27955747
Me too. I'm going to an all boys religious high school though, and I like to believe that if I went to a normal high school I would have lost it
>>27955926
Ok, right now it's not showing up, probably because the account is new. I'll keep trying.
I just started getting into instrumental and classical type music, it's great. I like the dissonant sounding stuff like Igor stravinsky and benjamin britten.
Those are really the only two composers I've checked out though.
>tfw born in 1997
>kissless virgin
>still a sophomore
>>27956122
Not him but
>all this pretentious bullshit
never fucking mind, seems i have to spend at least $5 in steam before i can use the chat. I have no money at all
>>27956156
Get discord then, better than steam anyway if you don't play pc games. It's all online, you only need to download the desktop app if you want to.
>>27956135
Get off this website now and live your life while you're still in your prime
>>27953310
Castrate yourself. It wouldn't make much of a difference, lowtest.
>>27956256
Yeah... You are not wrong.
>>27956235
oh, i have discord
server name?
account is same name, lelouch7991
sorry for bring such shit at this, i rarely talk to people on or off line so i don't use chats
i'm 10 years old and i'm already a hardened war veteran and have raped multiple females of many ethnicities (i am not racist, if they have vagina they must be raped)
i've fought in many wars: rhodesia, kosovo, bosnia, colombia, even 'nam baby
i've been given 16 purple hearts for bravery in the face of duty
i've got 929 confirmed sniper kills and my normal kills go up to the 4000s
i've seen no shit any other grown up or kiddo has seen, i've seen gooks, i've seen nigs, i've seen spics and i've killed them all
however, even though i'm a national hero in 94 countries in the world, i was forced to go this shitty kindergarten where my old war nemesis from rhodesia goes, he is 7 or 8 (idk and idc tbff ladionis) and his name is tyrone stolemybikeinnamio. he is a nig and killed my 3.4 qwt white zimbabwe gf called rhodes rhodesia iansmithia and i will avenge her one day and kill him and the other nigs.
any peace out my pewdiepie loving bros and remember waggle your willies to all the nigs drop dead.
btw pic related is actual picture of me.
>>27956339
that's no problem I'm not used to it either.
I can't find it so you can just add mine RayCraynine#3018
>>27953766
>Born in 98
>remember 9/11.
It's my earliest memory. Maybe the root of my autism
>>27956497
born the same year, I don't remember the actually event as much as I remember the atmosphere around it, i.e. my parent's reactions. It was pretty chilling and strange for me
>>27956497
i remember 9/11, just got back from rhodeasia lad ( >>27956347 btw this is me) when it happened
then saddam the sucker of sanking hired me and i got my 16th purple heart
>tfw just turned 25 a month ago
>tfw still in same wageslave job for six years
>tfw almost everyone else is doing better/more successful than you
>tfw stuck in 2009
>tfw 2016 is almost 25% over
Graduated high school in 09. Mom passed a month before graduating. It feels like that summer wasn't long ago. What happened.
>>27956120
passy buzenval ?
This thread is pure cancer, I wish I could kill you all.
>>27953153
>TFW Born in 1997
I remember 9/11
I remember PS1
Damn feels good living in Europe where 90's trends emerged when we had the wealth of the early 00'es.
Are there any active image boards that are not filled with teenagers?
>tfw 20
>friendless
>khv
What do i do with my life?
I don't want to waste my prime years sitting indoors all day, every day on computer.
>>27953319
I hate youoregano
>tfw had to count the years to be sure
>1998 was 18 years ago
>>27956809
will turn 20 in may and this is a serious problem i have.
>>27956787
The answer is in your question.
>>27956497
The root of your autism as it was the root of plenty of memes
>>27953083
>People born after 2000 are posting on 4chan and are having sex
>people born in 1998 think they're robots because they're khvs
>>27956809
Why not? Then you wont be one of those people who are bitter all the time because they're not young anymore.
>>27956809
Just go to uni or get a job 20's not too late
>tfw finally 18
I've been wanting to post on 4chan for some time now
>>27953153
>everyone forgets about 9/11 and muslims are now a victim class
>>27953528
>I was a 20 year old kissless virgin in 1998. Fuck.
I am 20 years old kissless virgin in 2016
I don't want to be virgin any more.
I want a gf.
>>27955747
>>27956120
born on 1995 and still a virgin
Born in 1998 here and I'm still a virgin
>2033 is closer than 1998
>>27959290
There's no way
>born 1998
>everyone thinks you must be a "hip" "trendy" millenial
>there are middle schoolers in my town having more sex than meNo fucking joke, a bunch of 8th graders at the nearby middle school got caught sending nudes to each other. Fuck this world.
>Born in 1995 and just turned 21 today
Hmmm
September 11, 2001 is now closer than July 4, 1776
>>27954025
It wasnt really that minor, stop trying to act like an edgelord
>>27953083
>tfw can perfectly remember 1998 like it was yesterday.
Holy fuck I am old and still somehow a kv despite having a career and house.
>>27953083
>2031 is closer than 2001
Just a remainder.
