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So I am a jewish frat boy living in a major american city who
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So I am a jewish frat boy living in a major american city who goes to 800+ person parties every weekend, i also have ins with high ranking city officials, I can network easily and probably get a job out of college with no problem
so /r9k/
with all this amazing shit set up
why do I hate myself so much
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>>27952939
fuck off kike, kill yourself
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>>27952939

Probably legit, clinical depression. Mental health issues don't care about your status in life, bro.
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Let me guess, AEPi?

Probably in Atlanta at Tech?
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>>27952939


Cause you practice a religion that praises deception and an evil false god.
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>>27952954
i drink copiously and pop pills
I legitimately don't think anything besides a gun or noose would kill me at this point
>>27952997
guys don't get mental illnesses
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>>27952939
You feel like you haven't accomplished what you wanted.
Maybe you feel pushed into this lifestyle when you really yearn for simplicity
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>>27953023
im not that religious
i only celebrate the new year because its the biggest holiday
>>27953015
aepi yeah, not atlanta
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>>27953027
>guys don't get mental illness
Wot
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>>27953053
thats what my psychopathology teacher said
women get mental illnesses
men shadow the mental illness, but don't actually suffer from the same symptoms
men have personality illnesses/defects and that leads to supposed illnesses
well like, men don't get clinical anxiety/depression/bipolar
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>>27953027

If you find yourself contemplating suicide, you're obviously dealing with some mental issues.
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>>27953069

Your teacher is a fucking retard. This is why the current generation is so fucked up.
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>>27953069
You know the guys on here who rant about how women can't feel emotion or experience love? I think you might've met the female version of that.
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>>27953052
Damn that would have been cool if I had guessed both correctly. SAE reporting in
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>>27952939
>le self hating jew meme

Seriously though, sack up and fuck some bitches and roll around in a bed of shekels and you'll be fine, Shlomo.
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>>27953084
i guess
i just figured it would pass
>>27953104
no he was a guy too
i don't know man

plus I'm the smartest one in the fraternity. I write papers for them, take tests, all this shit
we have the highest greek life gpa because of me
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>>27953117
around what area?

>>27953119
i have sex every weekend or so
it's never good. being drunk or coked out of your mind and fucking some batshit mentally broke freshman girls....
fuck man its worse every time
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>>27953165
Maybe you're just not an urban person. Most colleges are intensely crowded, even if in a rural area. Perhaps you'd be well off to take some time relaxing in a more bucolic environment.
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>>27952939
>why do I hate myself so much
because you know some day you'll be purged
>>27952997
>>27953053
>>27953084
there's no such thing as mental illness
it's either weak people making excuses, or doctors and government isolating people who present a threat to capitalism
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>>27953326
Fucking Jeffry from 12 monkeys over here
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>>27953326
There's no such thing as physical illness either. "Lung cancer" lmao what a ridiculous excuse by weak people
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>>27952997
Probably this. What a lot of people on this board dont understand that depression doesnt have to be logical. Seek help m8
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>>27953820
ill think about it
if anyone in my fraternity found out, id never hear the end of what a pussy i am
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>>27953872
Not to sound like your mom, but if someone would insult you for seeking help than they're not actually your friend so who gives a fuck about them? Also it should be pretty easy to hide it anyway, you dont have to tell anyone about it
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>>27953069
That's got to be one of the stupidest assertions about mental health / illness I've ever heard. That it came from a psychology professor makes it even more depressing.
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>>27953901
I pay for my friends
$700 per semester
we aren't actually tight knit
but good point
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>>27953968
>I pay for my friends
You need to unJUST your shit up friend
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>>27952939

vanderbilt?
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>>27953117
Will there ever be a blackbot in SAE?
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>>27954076
>>27953968

eliot is this you?
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>>27954036
aint that the truth
>>27954076
nah, eastern US
>>27954383
nope
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>>27954144
i actually know someone in the York, PA chapter and he has TWO black brothers
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>>27954593

my bad, this sounds like someone i know, he's a good guy

hope all your shit works out, i actually dropped greek here because i was tired of putting up the frat image

just take some time off and figure out what you want to do; take a creative writing class or something
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>>27952939

Are you taking your vitamins?
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>>27952939
Read Portnoy's Complaint.
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>>27952939
FAKE

every frat boy I've know has been insulted if you call it a frat.

>you wouldn't call your country a cunt

No but seriously man get some help it sounds like you have a big support group.
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>>27953326
You're right, I bet physical illness is an excuse as well. You have pneumonia? what a fucking weak faggot trying to blame other things for his problems. Cancer? WEAK. Muscle atrophy? grow the fuck up you lazy shit!
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>>27953968
As expected of our greatest ally
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Got good news and bad news for ya here...
The good news is you will probably never do a day of manual labor in your life. Take it from a goy, you're not missing much.
The bad news, however, is that as you live a parasitic life off those who do know how to produce your body will have taken on tons of toxins and atrophied to the point of uselessness.
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>>27954858
I'm graduating in the fall anyway
may just disaffiliate for my last semester >>27954869
dug
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I used to be in AEPi at a mid-tier school. Now I've graduated and am making like 55k a year as an analyst.

But since graduating I've given up on weed, booze, and generally having fun.

I'm so fucking lonely and I just want to find a gf but I'm vaguely certain that I have a thing against women.

Tell me about ur problems fellow fratrobot.
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