This girl wants to meet me so I sent her an address to Arby's. Want to see the reaction when she gets there?
>>27952892
Could be funny. Sure.
>>27952892
sure, how are you planning on showing us?
you know... before I waste a few hours keeping this thread open for nothing
you know how it is
thanks for responding
>>27952892
>Well okay but I hope you know I'm notorious for pooping in the shower
>>27952892
also please show us a picture of this 28 year old las vegas chick
>>27952892
Doing gods work op
Post it
>>27952892
post pics of the Chad you used for your profile
She will probably say something in the line of "that was pretty rude man" and nothing further will happen.
Also catfishman.
>>27952918
I'm not getting up from my chair, she's going to drive to Arby's and meet me
>>27952892
>Hey guys I actually managed to have a female contact in my pathetic existance, but i'm a scared, virgin autist so instead of actually taking this gift god gave me for some weird reason i'm gonna waste this golden opportunity by creating a shitty thread on /r9k/ hehehehe
>Arby's
Is that you, catfishman?
>>27952892
>28 years old
christ, why not fuck a ww2 veteran while you're at it
>>27952949
>catfishman
>implying not an original comment
>>27952929
She's a real bitch.
Maybe I'll have her buy me an Arby's sandwich.
>>27952968
>I start sucking you in shower lol
Confirmed for STDs, sit this one out OP
>>27953005
hey face is meh
post moar pictures and of her body etc
Also she's like 25, she said something about using her Facebook details and her account was marked down as a lot older or whatever
>>27952971
>being this fucking retarded
>not realizing he used a picture of some Chad that isn't him
Just go
>>27953058
oh i didnt notice, girls act like this when i use my own picture too
kek
>>27952975
>>27952996
Fishman is my idol
Bitches getting what they deserve
>>27953033
She just replied that she's getting readym
>>27953072
post full body cause she looks kinda fat
good tits though
She'll be at the Arby's in 10 minutes
>>27953105
She doesn't seem to have any
>>27953177
then she is definately mega huge landwhale
>>27953066
I didn't ask, faggot. Now leave like I asked, before I put you down.
>>27953115
>arby's isnt even open yet
>going to arbys at 9AM
is she retarded? fattiesgonfat
>>27953201
I like to see you try you little bitch come fight me irl faggot im gonna fuck you up fucking faggot
>>27953193
Yeah, more than likely but I don't care, I just want to see if I can get her to buy some Arby's and sit there for a bit.
And yeah, this was inspired by that catfishman thread I saw yesterday lol.
Could this be the return?
>>27952892
It's a huge cycle, OP.
You're gonna ruin this girl's day then she's gonna act like a bitch towards some guy who tries to talk to her, then he's gonna get bitter and go on a dating site and set up a fake profile and trick a girl into going to a different fast food restaurant...it never ends unless you choose to be a better person.
>>27953249
Whatd she say?
>>27953336
Fuck off faggot
why?
i actually don't understand, just why?
i've been stood up like 4 times on dating sites and whatnot, and im very sure they werent catfishes actually, but just why? i stopped online dating altogether because of how fucking stupid and flaky it is, but can someone pls explain what goes on in the brain to make someone want to intentionally stand another person up.
>>27953395
Shut the fuck up you failed normie.
>>27953395
Because its fucking hilarious in this instance, in your case dey prolly just scared
>>27952968
Wait, she wants the D and you gave her an address to Arby's?
>>27953395
It's usually one of 2 reasons
1. OP has had no success in his dating life and is left bitter and confused. He feels powerless and also sees women as a unified front with the intention of keeping him alone and miserable. He wants to feel power over a woman...any woman. To him this is revenge, or justice.
2. OP is a mischief maker. He has no real reason to do this other than the lulz.
Either reason leads to the same outcome though. More bitter people in this world creating more bitter people, like a disease.
>>27953395
Because OP is a bitter virgin who would rather want to ruin someone's day than make his life better. He hates anyone who is not as pathetic as he is.
I got stood up last weekend btw. Not catfished. Shit sucks.
>>27953472
>implying non bitter ppl dont make ppl bitter
Id be happy if it was that fair
I hate las vegas women.
you've done the lords work today.
>ditching that roastie at the roastie shop.
St.Peter will call your name.
>>27953501
Ok dick gobbler get the fuck out of this board.
And you are so pathetic that a roastie basically left left you during a date, m8 you're are gone case and probably should an hero
>>27953472
I'm doing it for the second reason but maybe you're right. Maybe this is not the path I should be on. Reuining people's days like this on to satisfy my own desires. Hmmm.
>>27953585
Which this bitch out of all the others? Did she seem especially vain or something?
She's at McDonald's now
>>27953517
If a person isn't bitter towards you...if they're kind and respectful and don't show any animosity...and you still become bitter because of it...that's entirely your fault.
>>27953567
Kill yourself already, bitter homosexual virgin.
>>27953661
You are so fucking mean.
Good job.
You have done your part to ensure that vegas will be a shit hole (especially for dating) for generations to come!
Teehee, I have other girls messaging me now at this moment, maybe I can get them to go to Arby's too later today
OP gave enough information to be able to doxx the girl. Someone contact her and show her this thread?
This will probably be the last message from her
>>27953817
Op i want you to know you are my hero, please keep doing it. Serves these whores right for only picking chad.
>>27953814
Who cares, faggot. It's a catfish profile. What she going to do? Report me and have me banned? I have other accounts.
>>27953835
>Serves these whores right for only picking chad
You'd better be fucking meming, buddy. We have no idea who this girl is. Sure, it's possible she's some bitch Stacy who parties all day long and does nothing but feed off of her beta orbiters. I'm sure we'd all feel a sense of satisfaction if a bitch got stood up, feeling a taste of her own medicine.
It's also possible that she was the unpopular girl in highschool and spends most of her time doing volunteer work and occasionally uses online dating to try to find love in her life. As much as she might look like a bitch to you, we have no idea who she is or what she's like.
I guess it all boils down to whether your default assumption is that people are shitty or good.
>>27953817
>that girls not hot
Youre "prank bro!" is lame
>this thread is stupid
>youre all going to be khsv forever
>>27953910
Not the guy you replied to but, I was raised in Las Vegas and those bitches stood me up a bunch.
So my default assumption is that she deserves it.
If nothing else it brings more gender equality, girls like to stand up guys because its their nature to be rude.
This guy is standing up a roastie to balance things out.
>>27953686
Cucky is angry , you should an hero m8
>>27953910
>"Not all women are like that!"
Fuck off you retard betanorm
>>27953910
Never seen this, huh?
>>27953910
>first meeting
>offers sex before even meeting
>not some bitch who rides the cock carousel
Pick no more than two of the above.
>>27953910
fuck off cuckaroo
C-C-CATFISHMAN?!
desu senpai
Why didn't you go and fucked her OP?
>>27954514
I wish I was.
Origami
This is going to be my new hobby. Thanks, OP.
>>27953817
>player
Oooooooooooooooooo she got you nigga
>>27953336
>unless you choose to be a better person.
YEAH: THAT WORKED REALLY WELL FOR ALL OF US
