ITT draw your relationship woes in ms paint
>cant draw
hows this
>>27952870
You're a cutie pls draw yourself naked.
At least you don't have a roast beef pussy
nevermind
commentius originalus filtoro
Ok sure.
Pic related.
>>27952870
If you made this into a webcomic I'd read it.
>>27952870
No ms but here's an image
The animators of Spongebob saved me the trouble
>>27952870
I'm working on a masterpiece, keep this thread bumped until I'm done
>ms paint relationship comics
man, Its been a while since I've seen one of these threads OP. Great work
>>27952978
I'm waiting on you faggot.
>>27952870
OP thats pretty gay t b h, being a looser orbiter like that.
You make me laugh :)
>>27952870
>lesbian
>thinking you can bag a qt big girl
Dream on, femanon. Bi satcies only fuck women to attract Chad.
>>27953004
I've got five pages laid out, grabbing my tablet now
god help me
>you will never engage in a pure lesbian romance due to being automatically disqualified at birth
extremely negative feel if i'm being honest
>>27953113
hurry up you dirty fucking kike
>>27953147
it's taking me so fucking long, not only do I suck at drawing but I'm slow at it too
just kill me familia
>>27952870
DlE DlE DlE
>>27953525
a sneak peak
THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS GOES TO FUCKING WAR
>>27952967
Lisa is going to haunt me in my dreams
i don't know what woe means
i am going to bump this thread until one of us dies.
>gf looks like laci green
>tfw
>>27952870
This is why I have no friends.
can I see your tits
pls responsd
>>27952870
get raped dyke
>>27953922
> You will never fuck Laci so much she gives up feminism and becomes a cockslave
I have a penis btw
>>27954079
> mother pushes you to be a faggot
Are you European?
>>27954110
All american commie fornian
>>27952870
Women stop cucking us please, we can't compete with you.
>>27954079
be my penis gf
>>27953674
page two is done, 2/5 of the way there
Bumping for more new origami comment
fdbvukisdvyfbv
>>27954397
8/8 m8
I especially like your lowercase i's
>>27954397
it's a hard knock life famalam
>>27954397
Kek nice comic
>>27953917
Your inage title is accurate... fag.
saluibsviba
>>27952967
That fucking Lisa's face
Not sure if "woes", but life marches on, we can only take one direction. I think about roads not taken, roads we won't.
>>27954645
>4 towers total
>not one big tower and ond small tower
This triggers me.
>>27954205
done with page 4, home stretch
i feel pretty fucking smug with how my life has gone thus far
>tfw qt3.14 gf left me for 2/10 butch
They are together still together after 5 months. I still had hopes it was only a phase and she would come back.
She drown me with false hopes with fake messages and fake attention to keep me orbiting.
Yesterday she sent me a snap of her pussy getting licked by the butch and another of the butch smug face.
Hopes and soul crushed. She did that just to fuck with me.
I tought lesbian relationships were cute and pure until I was cucked by one.
I finished it but it's so cringeworthy I can't fucking post it
>>27955111
Did you read OP? She set the bar pretty high for cringe.
Post it.
one panel to sum up my entire love life.
>>27955152
did you shit the bed?
>>27955152
You should shave your pubes and ass hair.
>>27955196
butt crack hair
>>27955152
You just saved half the board some drawing effort.
>>27955152
thread is over, time to pack up guys
>>27955152
saved. holy fuck
>>27955137
alright
no bully pls
coldsteel incomingjust to put this into some perspective, this is a scenario my psychologist and I have been going over for the last two weeks. I have OCD which gives me very violent intrusive thoughts, so going over situations like this that provoke the most anxiety over and over again is supposed to help condition me to be less sensitive to it. I'm not trying to be the edgiest edge lord that ever lived, this is legitimately the worst situation me and my gf could get into
>>27955304
the edge train has no brakes
>>27955313
this is going somewhere, I promise
>>27955326
I could have posted just this page but it doesn't make as much sense without context
>>27952870
>implying people have relationships
>>27955338
last page
just
I cheated, I'm sorry
>>27952870
I'm going to cuck you lady
>>27955152
I'm actually serious and I'm not reddit so I've never said this before but this is art
>>27952967
Lisa looks like the fucking sun.
>>27953029
>9QzBVbmdrLWplcWsx_o_worlds-most-funniest-pictures-hilarious--trollzorz15.jpg
>>27955355
Who's slicing who in the last panel?
>>27955463
the shorter one is stabbing the taller one
>>27954790
That doesn't make sense. 2015
>>27955480
That's what I thought.
I've never actually seriously harmed anyone, so my fears are a bit more baseless than yours, but I constantly worry there will be hacked to bit bodies all over my house and it will turn out that I killed them during some sort of black out. The closet bit reminded me of that.
>>27954079
are you fat? do you want a fat BF?
>>27955552
Not him and not fat but I'd be down for that
>>27955537
I used to black out for hours or even a couple days at a time when I was at my craziest, and the situations I'd wake up in were not good. It's a deep-seated fear of mine that one day I'm going to discover a bunch of rotting corpses somewhere in the house and get caught with them. It's some spooky fucking shit.
>>27955567
nevermind I'm fat and ugly I don't really like guys anyway just fap to trap pics
>>27955313
I guess this is my new fetish.
>>27954857
what are you doing here then? original
this is probably true of 90% of people here desu
>>27955686
can't wait until oculus rift. finally ill be able to download a gf
>>27953917
Good job spooking yourself retard.
ITT draw your relationship woes in ms paint
ITT draw your relationship woes in ms paint
This took way longer than it should've.
>>27955355
Honestly you seem kinda cute and I be okay with you eventually killing me
>>27955686
no it's only true of you and only you
>>27955776
that's the sweetest thing I've heard in a long time
thank you anon
this is a remarkably original text
I thought being transgendered would help me get a girlfriend.
>>27955878
>being a double faggot
>>27953961
>>27955878
ahaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahhhaha
>>27955878
>thinking playing life on nightmare mode would be easy in any capacity
you fool
>>27955347
/r9k/ should try and find a cure for baldness, I've theorised maybe a certain substance that preserves the hair along with a substance that will bind to the follicle should be injected into the blood stream that leads to the hair.
>>27955847
Wanna talk on steam ? Lmao
>>27956005
thank you for offering but I have to decline
sorry
>>27956027
Why ? You could get a bf , or at least kill someone that isn't worth much . I'd let ya do both desu
>>27956027
Yeah but I want to fuck your boypussy and sperm inside it please let's just talk ons team
>>27952870
After long thinking I think I have found the root cause of all of my relationship problems.
my life atm
>>27956104
w-whats happening in this picture?
>>27956104
what's on your head
>>27956104
Are you a shark
>>27956104
are you wearing a cape?
>>27956060
>>27956066
I have a loving and loyal gf and I would never do anything to betray her. I'm also notorious for disappearing for long periods of time without warning and that tends to piss people off. I've sworn off of talking to people online in any sort of private chat, for everyone's sake.and I absolutely can't kill anyone right now, not after how much work I've put into therapy and staying sane. it just wouldn't work out at all
>>27956104
this is a masterpiece
>>27956075
Sprinkle some physics on it and it should be well off.
>>27956143
>you'll never have a cute boy murder you.
Guess I can take care if it myself
>im female btw teehee
/wiz/ would have been great
single 4eva
>>27956261
Pretty well made. I like the technique.
>>27956261
>btw im a grillz0rz xD
>>27956219
>>27956305
how the fuck are you supposed to depict yourself in a comic without portraying your gender
>tfw you unwittingly became a sugar daddy
>>27956338
draw yourself as a male and your crush as a female. you can be anybody you want on the internet, try starting with being somebody people don't fucking hate
asdasdasdasdasdasdasd
original comment
>>27956338
>>27956376
>tfw I just made everyone androgynous in my comic to avoid this problem
>>27956422
>mfw you just HAD to out yourself as a girl
>>27956445
I didn't out shit but you can think whatever you want
>>27956385
rin was best girl desu
>>27956338
Have you ever though about NOT depicting yourself in a comic? Of course not.
Disgusting whore.
>>27956483
>>27956385
Lilly was best girl, silly anons.
>>27956261
>ywn cut this retard's clit off with nail clippers
>>27956506
>draw YOUR relationship woes
>don't include yourself
>>27955869
why do you let a drunk emo insult you
>>27956376
>>27956506
grills and boys hurt the same , who hurt u ??
>>27956539
>draw your relationship woes == draw your face
this about sums it up I think
so this is me... orignale
>>27953982
>i can at least try
Every fucking time lads this takes the piss if im honest
>>27954397
>>27954663
more
>>27956482
go back to cgl
I didn't feel like drawing today, but I made a fumetti.
In all my terrible researches, what I sought was a glimpse beyond the veil, a crumb of cosmic truth.
I found it here. And in that moment of brain-blasting realization, I ceased to be a man, and became a herald, an avatar of the Crawling Chaos.
>>27956731
this is actually fucking hilarious
there are no relationships
>>27956539
No, just don't draw a comic
>grills and boys hurt the same
No, they don't
I hereby present you an insightful view on my life.
I hope you enjoy it
>>27956764
I'm surprised the medium isn't more popular with how accessible a wide variety of stock photography is.
>>27956866
very relatable, 10/10 would relate to again
Relation... what?
>>27956773
I know that feel man, I know that feel...
>>27956866
Pretty good, i like it! Got more in store?
>>27956866
Shouldn't have skipped those art school lessons.
>>27956928
Maybe i'll make another one.
true story anons
>>27956915
those are heavy feels
If this thread is up tomorrow i will be making something.
>>27957271
How do you have a gf for 2 months and not kiss? What where you doing?
>>27956974
Make another comic, faggot.
>>27954152
Women watch lesbian porn because it's more sensual / less hardcore than real porn.
>>27957364
i dont know anon hold me
bumping the only thread with OC on this entire god forsaken board
>>27957956
but bumping without OC.
You're the cancer now.
>>27958179I posted five pages of OCI feel I am entitled to five bumps
>>27958211
>b-but I haven't gotten enough (You)'s out of this thread yet!!
So that was the message's real core.
asfdikngodhgusrigw9ogeg
>>27958264
is it so wrong to like new content
>>27955357
I also cheated.
Rate my life fellow autists
>>27958716
7/10 fap technique
5/10 drawing
3/10 waifu
1/10 attempt to make copypaste image of waifu look like it's on the monitor
4/10 over all rating
i tried
originalus commentus
textless postelus are not aloudellus
>>27958917
>3\10 waifu
Kill yourself
>>27957620
By that logic, straight men should watch gay porn because it's rougher.
>>27956338
>7
By fucking off you dumb whore
>>27959005
That's an extreme response for a guy who watches kids cartoons about pastel lesbians raising a little jewish boy with downs syndrome and diabetes.
This is actually a pretty good thread. We need more posters. Bumpoo
here is mine desu
>>27952967
>mfw is not original
>>27959306
But would you actually accept someone trying to befriend you?
>>27959306
I read it all familia
I read it all
>>27959390
Honestly I wouldn't believe them
I still love her.original pls
>>27959306
God please have mercy on our pitiful souls
>>27956731
UNDERRATED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA
>>27959531
Then I've got good news for you. For a while now I've been trying to get in contact with robots here to try and help and keep company to them, because i am a slightly ascended robot, and all but one single person has kept interacting with me, so I learned that most robots just want to complain about their shit life and not do anything about it.
That said, I'd be up for being your genuine friend. We can keep each other company and talk about life and shit.
>[email protected]
Oh and I'm a guy btw, this email is just an anonymous one.
And any other lonely anons feel free to message me. God knows I could use the human interaction.
>pic somewhat related to the thread
>>27959734
I bet you're going to arrange a meet up with him and then give him aids you homo
>>27956731
this is pretty good if it's OC
>>27959306
I felt every.single.fucking.word.
Doing one about the past 7 months lads hold on
>>27959777
it's OC, but it's nowhere near as impressive as those trips.
>>27959757
I'm actually planning on just stealing his tendies and GBP but good guess.
>>27959013
Gay porn isn't rougher.
>>27952870
I can't stop thinking about him, I saw him on POF but he hasn't logged on in months. I messaged him on his Instagram but I think it gets hidden if you're not following the person. I'm following him but he didn't me.
Should I double text? I can't stop thinking about him and it's been half a year
>>27952870
I will never truly feel the warm touch of my lips against my lips.
>>27960136
Fuck off whore, I wish death upon you
Halfway through mine pls dont 404
Wish I had a tablet to draw this stuff on. Drawing with a mouse is too much of a pain in the ass.
>>27960223
I'll keep it bumped.
>>27956731
Are you the pig?
>>27960250
It's not easier to draw on a tablet, or any touch screen device.
>>27960267
Yes, I'm the pig.
>>27960308
reeeeee woman get out no such thing as fembot etc
>>27956104
>those buttcheeks
I'm dying
>>27960260
I credit my non-social-retardism largely to many people over the years having the sense to tell me "shut up nobody cares".
There are many others in this world who badly need the same.
think this sums it up
>>27960276
I meant a proper one with a pen, not an iPad. I had a Wacom tablet years ago and it was pretty ace.
OC, shes a cute wonderful person
>>27960441
You shouldnt listen to people who are pruposefully trying to hurt you.
You SHOULD, however, listen to people with constructive criticism.
I kind know that feel though.
>>27960260
I was told exactly once when I was 8 "I don't want to hear about it" and since then actively avoided telling people about nerdy shit I'm interested in.
>>27960473
Did you make these pokeGarfs?
>>27960486
Oh. Then sure, that'd be better. But you gotta be a richfag for that.
>>27960490
Continue the story please
>>27960490
You should talk to her family, and if they give you the OK, talk to her.
If anything, she could use a friend.
>>27960496
yeah that was me
drawing garfield is one of the few joys in my life
>>27960378
>he called me a woman
Much origato, des~
>>27952870
This happens every time without fail
>>27960650
I love your Garfields.
I want to see more of them.
>>27960490
Oh by the way anon, do you mind if I steal this pic? It's pretty fucking good.
>>27960662
So is that a brother, cousin, clone or what you're spitroasting the girl with?
>>27960662
Go for the pussi senpai. It's the only way to her heart.
Either that or go for a qt nice grill.
>pic honestly unrelated
>>27960707
Random black guys not hard for pretty white girls to get dick
>>27959306
I feel you.
You're like family to me
>>27956866
You seem great. I'd fucking date you.
inb4 muted
>>27960662
Should have took the chance while you had it
>>27960769
>>27956866
Anon you've got a suitor. Go for him\her.
>>27960490
I owe it to the first girl to try and help her, but I found myself falling for this other girl
I could call her but I can't bring myself to do it
I'm ashamed
>>27960769
Thank you anonnette.
Maybe if you lived nearby
>>27960552
>>27960621
>>27960674
Thanks friendo, I don't even know what to do know.
Yeah use it if ya want :)
>>27960888
>trips check'd
1) stop overthinking things
2) calm down, and try again
3) go for the qt nerd grill
4) go for the girl who is as much of an autist as you are.
>>27960915
In my experience, the worst you can do is doing nothing. Take risks m8. If you fail, you'll come bac kto where you are now.
>>27960722
That is my last fuck up next time a girl shows interest I will not fuck it up. I hope...
>>27960897
Well where the hell do you live, then?
Probably Portland/Chicago or somewhere equally terrible.
>>27960888
Go for the mental girl anon.
I know you can help her and the bond that will be made between you and her after you beat the depression will be the strongest you can ever imagine.
You will be happy forever and so she will be
>>27959531
>>27959734
I'm going to bed very soon. I hope you reach out anon. Ya can't complain about not having friends if you dont try :^)
>>27960991
I'm from Europe actually (and there it goes)
Anons, I've felt alot feels in this thread,
thank you and goodnight
>>27961037
Ah(oh), Canada.
I'm from Canada.
I've gotten the impression that despite euroslav girls being ridiculously attractive, they're all very basic.
You'll find the qt you deserve.
>>27961072
Goodbye anon. This is the kind of threads that show the true nature of /r9k/.
In the end, we are not such bad people
>>27961072
Sleep well m8. I could use some sleep too.
>>27961085
>tfw I'm from Portugal
Canada must be a really nice place. One of my favourite graphic novelists is from Canada (Jeff Lemire)
>>27961140
>Jeff Lemire
His hometown is like three hours away from me, the town his one book is set in.
He has a cool art style but I've only read a bit of Sweet Tooth.
>>27961267
>His hometown is like three hours away from me
Wow!
I advise you to read Essex County. It's a masterpiece. I still gotta read the "underwater welder" tough.
>>27961345
I'll definitely pick it up. I love that his art style is dark without being edgy/tryhard.
You truly do have patrician taste, my friend.
>>27960961
tfwnogf is seven letters you fucking faggot. at least learn to spell if you are going to self depricate.
>>27956866
Read any houellebecq ?
>>27961417
Thank you.
It's always great to find fellow patricians. Specially if they are qt.
If you are into comics i bet you will like this french series called "donjon".
In english they are translated as "dungeon" i think
>>27956104
MANTA RAY
>>27961520
>houellebecq
No. I've been in a Goethe kick lately and i'm going to read Rainer Maria with more depth after.
I also want to pick up with Rimbaud
happened during freshers week, still comes back to haunt me every once in a while
>>27953982
>implying she isn't a gigantic whore already
boy you sure have a thing to learn about women and hypocrisy
Original content. I'm also being currently diagnosed with asperger's so it's not all his fault that I'm a shut-in, but goddamn it didn't help at all that he was so overprotective when I was a kid.
>>27961615
>chad comes over
>joins the conversation and provides some pretty good insights
>all three guys enjoy a deep conversation
>stacy has no idea what to do
>>27961615
that's pretty fucking cringe though
>>27961735
you would be great at drawing political cartoons
>>27961735
>no sleepovers
I wasn't allowed at those either
When I tell people the usually dont believe me
No wonder I have shit social skills.
>>27957681
>tfw no BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>27952970
underrated postoriginal comment plox
this is me in everyday life because if I don't work I will starve to death
>>27961856
Thanks, I've been considering doing something news paper-ish drawings for a living but I hate political cartoons. I've actually been offered to do some political cartoons, though not because of my skills but through nepotism.
>>27954857
this is not a place for happy people dipshit
>>27955152
holy shit are you psychic
>realize how crap I am at doing comics
Well... I'l post it anyway, this was a lot of drawing on a touch-pad after all.
>>27961735
I made one about my dad
>>27956104
>my life atm
>is a shark wearing a toupee, with a prosthetic leg, and giant ass cheeks fapping to god knows what
>>27962484
fuck thats depressive
have you heard "cats in the cradle"
>>27962330
regardless of neoptism and dispassion, you have a good style for it. I'd go for it. unless you want to be /comfy/
>>27962475
Yeah the entire point is that you make images to go with a small amount of text. Not the other way around. Dimwit. A picture says a thousand words and your words don't explain a single picture.
oreeeeginal
