The main difference between me an Chad is ...
>>27952715
>brusied knee
This is my fetish
just jacked off
LMAOOOOO
>>27952730
>having a fetish this obscure
you found the right board, m8y
>why do women pretend to be cute and defenseless?
or something like that
>>27952764
???kekwut
>>27952715
I'm a virgin for life
>>27952774
if you browsed this board for several hours every day you would understand
that I lost the genetic lottery.
>>27952830
aaaand the thread is over
>>27952818
Good thing i do not understand it then, i guess.
Social competence + a desire to be a normalfag
Porn star bruises are so common that I feel it's a niche enjoying the ones that don't have any.
>>27952715
A sexual life.
a family lineage which isn't riddled with weak men
That my name is not Chad.
>>27952715
>asymmetrical legwear
This is my fetish
>>27952715
Who's that
originalxcomento
Willingness to ignore all the warning signs this nandy-pandy dandy is giving off.
positive experiences during early socialization
>>27952715
... that he can approach girls.
Seriously, my only real problem. I'm decent looking, intelligent and people tell me I'm funny. I also can hold up a conversation with girls I know. The only thing I absolutely can't do is talk to strangers (male or female).
Everytime I try to, I freeze and start sweating without even making a step towards them.
>>27952715
Chad closets his homosexual urges, I embrace mine, because man butthole is tighter
>>27953880
>musician
a semen demon
They do drugs for fun, I do drugs because I can't stand feeling the way I do.
Chad puts a lot more effort into life than i do
>>27952715
that I'm willingly ready to shoot up a school at any moment's notice.
>>27952715
He's everything I am, but just more. I'm have pretty high self-esteem, but he just radiates confidence. I have a cute gf, but he's sleeping around with 9/10s every week. I have a handful of close friends, but his entire block knows him and wants to cosy up to him. I'm not in bad shape but he plays rugby for the uni. You know, just stuff like that.
The main difference between me an Chad is ...
that I didn't have strong father figure growing up and due to my awkwardness and resulting lack of sex when young, I didn't even discover or develop a normal level of hornyness till my mid 20's.
He's also supposedly at 6'2 guy and who likes team sport and has no existential thoughts - though I consider this secondary to the father thing.
(That being said, I get laid now with 30, due to PUA video influenced mindset and regular interactions with chicks. Afraid of girls I was never, just weird and thus not dating material. It get's much much easier with age)
>The main difference between me an Chad is ...
Chad cares.
>>27952715
..that he has courage and I have not.
Is that he's a fucking casual and I'm not
I feel like robot to Chad is a spectrum.
Is there some kind of checklist I can run against?
his parents loved him and mine did not
The main difference between me and Chad is that I'm actually a Chang, and the only atractive things about me are my pokemon card colection and my tiny penis.
>>27955271
Chad is deeply existential he's just an absurdist and too strong for nihilism sorry buddy you're not smarter than him either
>>27952878
Get out you normie fag
... that i gave up. On everything.
he's good looking and taller
>>27955346
A guy who naturally comes to Camus conclusions?
Well I think a whole bunch of Chads are naturally spooked by their family values (often Christian in the West) and see their point in it.
>>27953897
Was typing my own response buy this one is better. My childhood and youth was complete shit and didn't prepare me to be successful. It only crushed any confidence I had.
>>27952715
The main difference between me an Chad is that Chad knows how to use the gifts I have been given.
>>27952715
that Chad has a normal sized dick.
A slimmer body and a philistine attitude.
he knows how to keep a conversation going with a girl
I honestly fucking hate myself for this. I nearly stopped playing vidya, because I could only talk about it when I did play it a lot, got more sociable and tried to go out with friends more hoping this would go away and I wouldn't be awkward around girls, but no, I don't have any idea what to talk about with those creatures or how to even start a conversation. Literally the only females in my social circle are the ones whom I've known since I was a child or the ones I got introduced by my friends to. If there is someone who could help me, I would be so fucking grateful, but this seems like no place to ask for this.
>>27956273
damn, son. right in the feels. that's some philosophical shit. there has got to be some way you can figure out how to break through the chad barrier and live the life others only dream of.
>>27952715
Am I the only one who can't fap to brown-eyed women? Anything else I can handle but brown just shuts me right down
>>27952715
Chad is black, and therefore passes on genes which are much more valued amongst women
Black girls want light skinned babies
White girls want blue eyes and/or blonde hair
>>27956638
You've been watching BLACKED for too long.
I'm not athletic, socially outgoing, particularly handsome, or confident enough to publicly hit on women.
I also like nerd shit and obscure bands, and hate popular music. I don't get down about it, since I know a lot of girls are looking for introverted skeles like me.
>>27952715
I don't give a fuck.
And fuck you r9k my comment is original stop being a fucking sperg.
This board sucks cocks and shit, there is that original enough fucking weak willed faggots.
>>27953906
See what I mean?
Weak as fuck step it up.
Not even chad I just don't fucking care what people think.
Are you paying me
Are you feeding me
Are you giving me clothes and medical supplies
No
Then fuck youand your whole family
>>27957050
Cheeki breeki you fucking cock
I'm dead inside, other than that not much
>>27952715
that he's a better person than me in just about every aspect.
>>27952715
That I find myself physically incapable of talking to qts and Chad just walks up and fucks their ego with his silver tongue.
>>27952715
A laundry list of reasons ranging from genetic factors to awful personal choices resulting in the shitty joke I am today
>>27957050
Usually I don't care what people think either. That's why I don't mind people knowing all my autistic hobbies and quirks.
Yet, if I have to go talk to someone I don't know, I choke.
>>27952715
Being fat, balding and severe depression.
