What is a way of suicide that has never been done before??.
>>27951988
Drop a public testament on every social network stating that the one responsible for your death is getting your whole inheritence
Wait a few hours
>>27951988
edging just before death, rigging a rube goldberg that slices off your head and places it on your dick so when you die you ejaculate into and eyefuck your own severed skull
Going swimming with hungry crocodiles while high on opiates
>>27951988
I've never heard of anyone doing "the awesome" in a public place before.
Making nuclear reactor go critical while streaming your tfw no gf manifesto on the internet.
If someone did that I'm sure the government would implement some anti-robot system. Just not sure if it'll be good for the robots.
>>27952049
The fifty bucks in my wallet, my 1998 Toyota, and my Galaxy Note 4. That's worth a homicide.
Stepping out in space without a suit?
>>27952560
Walk into richfag neighborhood and make a selfie somewhere.
>>27952159
This is a good one tbqh senpai lad
lava pit
>>27952672
That's been done dozens of times. Probably more
I would do something that would make the news, like decapitating myself on a school bus
>>27951988
Go to a feminist rally, approach the biggest group of people and whip out your dick on everyone, pop a viagra for maximum boner. While they all completely swarm to bash and pepper spray you, you pull out a knife and slice your throat right there while they are all around yelling at you. No one would even know what the fuck happened at that moment, only when everyone scatters your bloddy corpse would stay on the ground. Make sure the knife handle touches atleast 2 female dna's before slicing deep and wide
Andmake sure a CC camera is nearby or someone films it from a distance so no details can be seen, just the chaos.
From then on, feminism would be considered as terrorism and kek's would be had
