>you will never be american
Whats the point even?
>>27951890
What non-American shiyhole are you from, anon?
>live in CO
>used to go camping twice a year as kid
>haven't gone for 5 years or some shit
>miss it like I'd miss an old friend
Our federal and state parks are seriously one of the best parts of American life. Get your ass over here and enjoy nature's splendor, Anon.
>>27951890
America is fucking shit as far as first world countries go. why the fuck would anyone want want to come to this feminist dystopia
>>27952050
Because it's the literal center of the world. You can only make it if you live in America, and simply being an American gives you advantage over people born anywhere else in the world. As an Australian, I will never be taken as seriously in anything I do because I am not American.
>>27952050
>butthurt foreinger detected
>>27952100
If i was a foreigner i would mindlessly love america like OP. anyone who lives here knows its shit
>>27951890
>you will never be american
Thank god
>>27952126
I just love america because of the nature and sheer size. I know the society is fucked though.
>>27952082
This is feminist logic. unless youre a 1 in a billion inventor or millionaire this wont effect you
who here wants to go on a great American ROADTRIP
I'm actually serious
>>27952317
Would do it if i had money.
>>27952317
Not with a tripfag
Kekkimus Maximus
>>27952343
Thaaaaanks, obamer
I only want to go the the US for the following;
>Women, want me them female accents.
>Scenery
>Guns
>Those roads i can hit up on a motorcycle
Everything else is shit.
>ywn lost vietnam war
>>27952365
>female accents
Are there people out there who actually find american accents hot?
>>27952343
Haha there are poor people in america? Hahahaha
>>27952380
Yeah, non Americans you imbecile. The same way i dont find Aussie women accents hot. I want to fuck me an American girl and have her yell
*FUCK YEAH STRAYA FUCK ME GUD
yaaaawn, ah, feels good having so much space. Room to breathe.
>>27952391
>straya
I don't think any american woman would say this
>>27952413
I'll make them, or else it goes straight into the pooper.
>>27952380
Nobody finds their native accents in women hot.
>>27952396
Thats actually pretty bad. Russia is much better if you want untouched nature.
>>27952317
>robots
>driving
i can fly to somewhere out west but it wont be fun if they dont have a good transit system
>>27952425
I'm a new yorker and u think the NY accent is pretty hot
>>27952464
we get it, yer a special cupcake.
>>27952365
Ameriblob women are disgusting and they have shit tier accents
>>27952479
>Ameriblob women are disgusting a
Lots of them seem pretty nice and thin, I'm only 22 anyway. Girls my age over there are very nice.
>have shit tier accents
nah
>>27951890
I would never want to be an American. The place just seems like a fucking warzone.
No thanks, rather not be fat and get shot
>>27951890
The country's shit unless you're upper middle class or above. Fuck the U.S.
Source: am an americuck
>>27952459
Lol, in one climate. And Canada fits into that picture too.
Meanwhile America has regions in all climate zones untouched by man.
>>27951890
That photo is really not much different from the Scottish Highlands. Very similar view driving up the A9. Even better once you go out to the west coast.
>>27952615
>tfw you will never go around with your qt American girl with her qt accent and see the wonders the US has to offer
>tfw you will never get to walk around with her while you wear your black sunnies, flip flops, boardies, and a tank top.
>you will never get to listen to joan osborne together
hold me mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOw7EuiFz0k
>>27952082
Holy fuck you are a faggot. Kill yourself you delusional dumbass.
>>27952262
>This is feminist logic
This is the faggiest strawman I've seen all day. At least try to put your argument into words.
>>27952720
feminists are also saying men are privileged because most CEOS are men. this is the same logic you used when you said america was better just because all he famous actors and inventors live their. Fuck off to tumblr
>>27952615
Not true. Russia has everything from deserts to arctic regions actually. You dont even realize how big russia is, do you?
>anything in america
>untouched
Try again fucking burger. America is one big pile of litter. Russian nature is better than american nature in every way. The only nature america has is alaska, which is basically little russia. By the way, we sold alaska to you guys. Youre welcome, fatso.
>>27951890
>you will never be shot
>you will never die of a heart attack
>you will never have to pay to go to the doctor
fucking kill me
>>27952746
Ha. It's completely different, and your point about actors just proves my point. If you want to be even have a chance at making it, you need to move to America. Look at fucking Heath Ledger, the only way he won an Oscar was by moving to America and staring in Hollywood movies. The same's true for writers, musicians, critics, etc, you need to go to America to really "make it" and people like Kurt Kobain who started off playing in his garage have the obvious advantage in that regard.
It's not "muh glass ceiling" it's the truth.
>get on airplane to america
>sensors won't let me on the plane
>they detect my foreskin
>say antisemites are not allowed
>will give me a complementary snipsnip for just $109.99
>>27951890
it's not that great
we have some lovely architecture and scenery, but that's kind of brought down by the fact that everyone here is an insufferable retard
>>27951890
>Tfw American
>Tfw life sentence in Hawaii; a fate worse than death
>Tfw everything is expensive af
>Tfw can't just drive to another state
>Tfw can't live far away from society, able to do things without possibly making normies butthurt and call the police
>Tfw no concealed carry
>Tfw no good local pizza shops
>Tfw never got to see leaves turn orange in autumn or see snowfall in the winter
>Tfw never tasted venison or rabbit and whatever else you'd find in the mainland
>Tfw almost never get to eat lamb or duck
>Tfw state makes gun ownership a pain in the ass
>Tfw only a few gun stores and ranges and they're pretty much all shit
>Tfw no race tracks on the island I live on because of stupid fucking big-mouthed faggots complaining about "noise pollution", "muh ancestor's land", and "muh environment"
>Tfw only one fun driving road and it's pretty much either always full of tourists or cops or both
It may as well not be a US state because it's full of asians that willingly cucked themselves.
>>27952317
Thanks for the reminder.
>Tfw can't go on a roadtrip
Honestly I've spent probably half of my life wishing this place would sink into the ocean taking everyone and everything with it, or that North Korea would've successfully nuked us. End my suffering.
>>27952783
Lol, who wants to spend time in a desert of dunes?
American desert is hot and rocky, not dry and sandy. And just looking at the picture makes me want to be there riding a horse and remembering our old west. Oh man, it's so good to be American, you Ruskies don't even understand.
>>27952644
Once Trump is elected patriotic white future Americans will be let in freely. It will be golden.
>>27953166
Oh, forgot picture, it's a good desert, not some shit Russian desert.
>>27953166
>>27953186
You dont get the point, dumb american. But thats understandable. Your education system sucks.
You said there is only one climate in russia, which is not true. We have everything except jungles.
>no i dont like that desert! i want my murican desert!
Fuck off ameriblubber. You would die anywhere in the world without your insulin shot.
>>27953541
>Fuck off ameriblubber. You would die anywhere in the world without your insulin shot.
Thanks for the laugh fellow slav
>>27953166
>Once Trump is elected patriotic white future Americans will be let in freely. It will be golden.
hurry up mate, i want me some american girls.
