Post an ass more perfect than this one.You can't.th-this thread is original you faggot
Ass is all about optical illusions and angles
>lordosis (sticking butt out)
>clothing that is shaped to make cheeks look wider and rounder
Guys underestimate the significance that optical illusion plays in how succubi present their bodies.
THIS is an example of top .1% ass aesthetics.
>>27951940
And here is the same woman in a more natural posture and position
>>27951952
Ron Jeremy infected her with ugly!!!
>>27951952
She's like 8 years older there, and got some new cottage cheese, but even without that, you get the idea.
Jesus Christ all I can hear is farting from this. Big sloppy wet farts.
>>27951773
how's this for you, lad?
>>27951952
Wow, they both look like they are really enjoying themselves.
>>27951773
i win everyone go home
>>27952152
Pic is taken from flattering angle. The ass is probably pretty mediocre from any other angle.
>>27952230
You're right about the angle, but
>mediocre
You only think this because you're on the internet seeing porn constantly
>no cottage cheese
>decent roundness, and depth
It might not be an olympic competitor, but that's a fine butt. What more can you really ask for, you know.
If you're so used to porn you can only get off to
>>27951940
then that's your problem
You people have no taste.
>"oversized big and round means it's a good ass!"
no.
>>27951773
it doesnt get much better than this desu senpai
>>27952230
How can you say anything about flattering angles when the bitch in your picture is standing like this?
woozlewozzle
it is given
>>27952287
Yes, I was comparing to other asses in the business. She's got a good ass for a slim girl.
>>27952363
Didn't post any pictures. You are not a smart man.
I see and raise you
OP's ass is still winning
Why are you people posting all these fatties? And don't give me that lame "high test" meme
>>27952435
>his post was responding to OP
>you were responding to him
>he's not a smart man because he happened to assume you were also OP
man who is not smart spotted
>>27952298
Nice shape and no cheese, but pretty flat. Especially relative to width and ratio to waist. Also
>Crossing knees to exaggerate curves
8/10 butt
>>27952348
>thin vertical straps exaggerating depth
>high stockings and mid riding horizontal swash exaggerating roundness
>3/4 angle exaggerating width
>lordosis
solid 7, maybe 8
>>27952488
>he
You mean "I"
right ere lads
>>27952535
You were cucked by a faker fuck off.
>>27952488
New to the concept of an anonymous imageboard?
Or just fascinated by multiple people havin potential interest in replying?
>>27952561
Cucked does not mean what you think it does, newfriend.
>>27952488
>his
I think you mean "my"
i guess i will post some of my preferred ass
>>27952539
>after character selection in MKX.webm
I find it very hard for any 3D to compete, they are literally all imperfect
>>27952566
don't talk to me that way you're probably fucking 19 years old whereas I am a man of 25
>>27951773
Oh cool. I was muted.
>>27952606
just lookin at thumbnails
>>27952509
but the knees aren't really 'crossed', rather pressed together. I dont think it matters that much. But I will admit it's pretty flat.
>>27952616
Is this supposed to be bait?
Thanks, I'd rather not.
>>27952629
>tfw can't find my favorite ass pic
where the FUCK did it go
looks pretty cool
>>27952652
no, it's a statement of fact. you were born in 1995 or something and you're insinuating that I might be new to imageboards?
I bet you knew about reddit long before you knew about 4chan
the fact of that matter here is that >>27952363 made a perfectly reasonable assumption while >>27952435 used this reasonable assumption to insult his intelligence with "le i am not a smart man" reddit-tier meme
to add to the irony people responding to me defending him accused me of being him
>>27952692
dude im 26 and ur a FAG
>>27952790
sure I believe you bro
>>27952692
So basically you are saying that retarded comment was not meant to be bait? Even that 'man of 25' part?
I guess you're just really dumb then.
Also you still ain't got that part with you defending yourself in third person figured out.
>>27952616
Get off 4chan, gramps.
the only explanation i can come up with for why you two autists are deliberately fucking up a good ass thread with your stupid argument is because you're both faggots and want to ruin it for us non-homos
>>27952825
>that completely reddit way of speaking
nice job teenboy
you can't comprehend the concept that someone might put forward a serious post in a joking manner. everything has to be 100% le reddit sir serious to you or le b8 m8 i r8 8/8
absolutely pathetic. leave 4chan and come back later when you have some culture
>>27952843
Homos dig ass tho.
one of the best asses i've seen right here
so meaty and delicious
another meaty one mmm mm mmmmmmmmm
MEATY
E
A
T
Y
like a couple honey baked hams
>>27952853
That bait is getting staler by the minute.
I'm out. Bye nigger!
choo
>>27952935
>I lost
I thought so teeny
>brazilian family oriented TV programmes
