>NEETs living with their parents will never know the pleasure of cooking burgers at midnight
>>27951224
>implying I can't cook burgers at midnight
My mom lets me cook burgers at midnight.
>>27951376
>>27951418
>his mum has to allow him to do anything
>implying I cant
Also, if that is a noteworthy pleasure your life is a bigger meme than mine.
>cooking up sausage patties at 3 AM
Is there honestly anything better than late night/early morning cooking?
But I do know that pleasure
>>27951224
>implying I can cook burgers
I'm here for a reason. At least I managed to correctly identify all of the "food" in my captcha just now.
>>27951224
but cooking burgers at midnight is one of my favorite things to do
>>27951471
Yeah. Eating during normal hours with people
>>27951502
>turn on element
>put pan on element
>wait until the pan is hot
>put ground beef on pan
>it will sizzle
>turn it over after a few minutes
>wait a further few minutes
>done
Ramen tier of cooking desu
>>27951508
Get a load of the NORMIE
>>27951224
>implying my mother cares
Checkm8 wageists.
>>27951545
>put pan on element
What's the element? I cant be in my element I don't even know how to cook burgers.
>>27951583
I think he meant find what you're good at and put a pan on it
>Implying midnight isn't mid afternoon for me
You normies have no idea how we live, do you?
>>27951224
Thanks for the good feel op
>>27951577
My mum often stays up until 1am anyway, so it's no big deal
>>27951224
>What if I make a classic NEET vs Wage slave
>But with a twist
>I'll make references to weed
>Then I'll feel better, right?!
You're a lost soul. Cowering behind a cheap costume. Afraid to reveal your true identity.
