*cracks whip*
GET THE FUCK UP WAGEKEKS I NEED MY NEETBUX
Hahaha, trick's on you, my "weekend" is Monday and Tuesday! I have today off!
why are neets up this early?
>>27950906
They haven't gone to bed yet.
>>27950906
It's nearly 3 PM here in NEET paradise.
WAGIES
RAGIES
IN
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIR
CAAAAAAAAAAAAGIES
orginality
>>27950828
>>27950885
>>27950906
>>27950938
>>27950947
I FUCKING HATE ANIME AND ALL THIS INTERNET SHIT THAT HAS RUINED SOCIETY
I FUCKING HATE MODERN LIFE
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN INTO THIS PRISON
FUCK YOU NEETS
>>27950828
Shut up, boy.
>>27950989
Poor wagie...
Well, time for you to go back to work. My aniem figurines won't pay for themselves without your tax dollars!
>>27951022
DON'T YOU SEE NEET
WE'RE BOTH TRAPPED IN THE SAME CAGE
>being proud of being a manchild
the fascist uprising will put you all in work camps
>>27951035
Mine is a gilded cage filled with onaholes, tendies and soft drinks.
>>27951040
lol, retarded fascists
>>27951040
But muh free time
>>27950989
Don't worry, when we get the Mexicans on our side there will be an unprecedented wageslave uprising that will shake the world. There will be NEETs and CEOs hanging in every street.
>>27951066
How do you afford it on 600/month
>>27951081
>mfw
>>27951089
I'm not American
>>27951110
You're still a waste of space
>>27951128
>muh contrubyoushun
>>27951163
I knew it. You are all the same
>>27951216
>muh legashy
>being a NEET
it's a good thing anime and video game quality has only been going up :^)
>>27951400
Muh depression. Muh laziness. Muh mom's basement
>>27951441
Now is still objectively the best time to be a NEET
Can't imagine how much more boring it was before internet
>>27951472
They would go out and do stuff that's listed in these threads as memes - learn an instrument, read, take up backpacking or whatever
over the line neetfriend
you can leech off but getting violent will get your ass handed to you
>>27951496
no they wouldn't, they'd just tv all day
>tfw NEET but not on autismbucks.
I am a pathetic cuck, I really wish I was back working or on some sort of unemployment. If I run out of money I will probably have to exit bag out or something.
>2016
>still being NEET
>not part time master race
>choose your hours and work a certain number of days a week
>support parents with the cash/they won't yell at you for neet.
>written on resume
>have time for fun AND work, letting you appreciate both
>work for what you enjoy, you get to pick, its a part time job!
>>27951515
get some bux then
>>27951512
How about neets from the 1800s
>>27950828
>>27951022
Hah, nice trolling.
Well first off, my work has me doing what I love. So I have a sense of purpose, active social life, friends, and am relatively happy. I also basically make something like 5-6 times more money after basic expenses than you do each month. Meaning I can afford to do all sorts of crazy shit all on my own.
Also, we both know what your day is like. I've been there, a long time ago. Nothing but time, when not even games taste like shit anymore. When your will to live is draining away and you recognize this every day, but are powerless to do anything about it. When things that used to bring pleasure, are just boring and pointless.
We both also know where it's going. Our societies can't support leeches forever. What do you think will happen to you after maybe 10 years or less when you can no longer afford any comforts unless you go to work, except that nobody will employ you in anything but the shittiest of shits because you have no skill for never doing anything useful with your life.
So honestly... I have very little feelings one way or the other, you can have my tax money if you like. My life's just so much better anyway. All I feel for you guys is pity. :)
>>27951766
You're a good wagie, thanks for the bux
>>27950828
Well seeing as your most likely american and I am not, you wont be getting any of my money anyway. So why dont you get back to your blanket and yawn some more
>>27950906
Their only pleasure in life is waking up early and telling people they dont have to wake up early
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6UcvNX4o8
>>27952104
You are a waste of money.
>>27951515
basically the same here, how old are you
>>27952161
At least they have a pleasure in life anon
>>27952581
butthurtie?
>>27952581
Who cares, government would just piss away the money on some other stupid shit
>>27951575
Read, and write philosophy
>Implying neetbux will pay for anything decent
>implying your parents don't pay majority of your upkeep/bills/anime figures
Go crack the whip at your parents. You're not sticking it to the man you are fucking over your family.
Absolutely shameful
About to hop in my pool robots, take care.
Feels so great being able to swim at my leisure. I love winter and all, but after a while I start to miss being able to just slip on a bathing suit (or nothing at all) and float free
>>27951524
Nice try McCuck
>>27951524
this.
desu it's quite fulfilling when your in a midlife crisis. Gives you time to sort shit out, be a part time neet and make some actual bux.
>>27952984
Sadly this. I get $137 a month and thats not even my parent's water bill. Are there countries that have $1k+ neetbux checks so I can live on my own?
>>27953973
Come to Finland. The government's been giving away the tax payer's money from Greece to immigrants to random lazy slobs and alcoholics for well over a decade now. You get an apartment and some 500 eur on top of it. And in here you get 100% free of charge meds, medical bills and doctor's appointments, dental care etc too in a society that is otherwise virtually crime free. And if you feel like it, the education's free of charge too, not for us but for foreigners it is. So welcome!
I've known several people who could afford to do nothing at all while buying video cannons, upgrade their PC's every few years, consoles, and even get drunk once in a while... all without doing jack shit. Of course if you're colored and have a kid or two, you can actually up the ante to 2-3k, even 4k a month.
Then people wonder why we're knee deep in debts but you know, tolerance is everything right?
>>27950828
Thisis an aggressive way to make them work.
