>mfw my mom says i can get a gf
>>27950716
>tfw told my parents I have a gf (I don't) just to keep them off my back
>it gets worse and they keep asking me questions
>have to make up this big lie on the spot and make sure the story makes somewhat sense
>do this for a couple of months
>when they demand to see her tell them I broke it off with her
Worst part is, I had to go out in the weekends as to pretend I spend time with ''her''. While instead I walked around in circles for hours and went to McDonalds.
>try to explain that these are different times and that undesirable males like me have practically zero chances at hitting it off with a woman
They stopped asking after that, lol. I really hope sometime in the future some single mom tries to hit on me so I can hit her right in the face.
>>27950786
>tfw all of my relatives never gave one single fuck about me being alone all the time
>>27950819
>my PoF profile says "Not interested in single mothers, I won't raise another man's child"
>single moms still message me
>some think what I said is just a joke, others get super fucking salty about how unfair I'm being
>tfw blocking all single moms who message me
>tfw exacting a small amount of revenge on the whores who wouldn't have given me the time of day before they had kids
It's such a good, smug feel
>>27950819
>try to explain to my dad that these are different times, about the 80/20 rule etc.
>he just laughs and says "you know, all of this comes and goes, I've known this 20 years ago, you just have to wait/look for that one percent of women who are different..."
>fucking boomers.tiff
recently, my dad had outdone himself, as he unironically suggested to his 24 y/o khv son: "Anon, you know, you could also just concentrate on your career and after a few years, you know, there are some very fine escorts out there, just head for the expensive ones"
I cracked up laughing, not just because I've had hookers before and he didn't know that, but also because I know that he's never paid a women for sex in his life.
Again, fucking boomers, why are they so deluded?
>>27950965
"Just make money and fuck fine hookers" is probably some of the better advice ever given by a boomer
You probably could OP. It may not be your ideal GF but it will be a GF.
I knew someone who drank a handle of vodka a day, didn't work, didn't have a car and sat inside posting crazy shit on fb all day.
They had multiple GFs in this time.
>Everyone in college used to think I was gay cause I couldn't talk to girls
>>27950786
dude get out of that shit, just say you broke up with her and realized you're not the relationship type of person. do it quick, a couple months is alittle while but they'll be understanding if it's now not a year from now.
>mum says I have to get a job
>ok
>mum immediately says I won't be able to get a job
>ok
>>27951045
If girls love unapologetic drunk fuck ups, why aren't I rolling in the pus?
>>27951111
>Mom says I need to eat less and more healthy
>She makes me steak and chips or lasagne every day of the week and big deserts on the weekend
>>27951118
He forgot to include the part where the guy in his example looked like an underwear model. You can get away with anything if you're attractive enough.
>>27951118
You lack charisma even as a drunk fuck up. Life was almost better when I was a drunk degenerate. I'd sleep with 4-5 new girls a week. Now, it's none.
>>27951131
you guys are delusional. The dude I'm talking about is my deceased cousin. I don't wish to speak ill upon the dead but he was maybe 5'7" and pudgy as they come. Just acted confident is all, not even joking rofl.
But I feel like you guys aren't reading my original post, these weren't top tier girls either. Single moms, fat girls, you need to play in your field.
>>27951096
The funny thing is that every gay person I know talks to girls no problem
I think women are intimidated by men who don't try to talk to them. They're so used to being on that pedestal of attention that when a man doesn't try talking to her they just assume he's gay as a defense to her perceived undesirability.
>>27951131
Drunks don't look like under wear models. We've red spotty faces and bellies.
>>27951162
Single mom's and fatso or what ever is still better than nothing. I am for ugly and fat bitches and still get rejected
>>27951162
Gays talk to girls because a lot of them are girls in men's bodies. I can actually talk to them like people ok but when it comes to asking them out or making a move or what ever I shit spaghetti. Rejection hits me hard
>>27951185
Yeah, I'm exactly the same way. It sucks, I know exactly what to do and say to make it happen, and the girls are often obviously interested too, but the second I consider trying to make a move I become completely convinced that I'll fail miserably and have to deal with the depression and shame.
As for gay guys, I think they can talk to women without issues because there's no pressure involved. It's like talking to men for us.
>>27951045
I am pretty sure i could never get a gf.
>>27951288
I always have it in the back of my head "If I was a girl I wouldn't duck me, I'd keep on asking Chads until one said yes
>>27950716
i could probably get a girlfriend if i tried really hard and lied my ass off about my life. i guess the two main reasons i haven't is that i have a massive fear of rejection in any form i don't even know why, the other is that eventually they would have to find out what i'm really like and it probably wouldn't last after that
>>27951353
I don't even think about chads, but I pretty much do the same thing. I think "if I were a girl, why would I fuck me?" and I can't come up with an answer. What really sucks is that I'm working on changing that, but it'll take years to fix and I'm already turning 30 this year.
>>27951288
>girls are interested in me
Then fuck off you prick, no one relates to you
>>27951428
>girls like me
>but im too edgy and angsty guys I'm totally a robot too :)
So you're just a whiny Chad? Get bent you prick. For most of us no girls havde ever liked us
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>>/b/
>>27950716
>tfw 23 year old and never had a gf
>I see parents obviously warry that something is wrong with me
>brought nice girl home (one-night stand)
>parents keep asking questions about her for two weeks now with hope that I finally found someone to go into relationship with
Unfortunately I already know it is not going to happen.
>>27951789
>one night stand
no one relates to you chad
>>27950857
It's like they don't even care. Maybe they don't. I suspect they are sociopathic or autistic.
>>27951789
>one-night stand
kys
