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Any dating tips, been using this pic the last the months but
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Any dating tips, been using this pic the last the months but I have gotten no replies, is it me or the picture.
I have my preference set as black BBW.
>pic related
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>>27950599
buy a fake gun and hold it like a gangsta
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Bumping, please give me tips.
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>>27950621
Well, it would give more Street cred.
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no replies on what and is this the only pic you have been using
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>>27950599
You look like a nigger, son.

Get a man's haircut, shave that pubestash and take a photograph of you making a serious face.
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you look 15 and i have no idea how tall you are
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>>27950646
Unfortunately yes, is it good?
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>>27950599
you're qt as fuck OP
I'd probably date you.
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People who go after black men don't want some whitewashed guy with glasses and a suit, they want a thug gangster that smokes weed.
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>>27950659
I am 21 5 " 9
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>>27950679
>that is whitewashed

OP looks like the rattiest hoodrat from da hood
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>>27950599
Do yourself a favor and get off this site
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>>27950692
That frown is trademarked by white people.
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>>27950705
He's not frowning. He's making a "ayo iz chill mane" browlift.

Don't know the white equivalent but the same expression can be frequently viewed on social media being made by lower-class euros, usually with a beer in one hand and the ugliest deformed tittie you ever saw in the other.
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>>27950660
get some more pics this first one is okay i wouldnt use it for profile
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>>27950683
what's with the school uniform
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>>27950704
Why? I am a robot too.
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>>27950599
You look like you're about to fucking cry

This picture highlights none of the 'pros' that black people have
Instead you're emphasising your beta qualities such as;
>Wearing formal wear when you are too young to be rich
>Glasses and lack of facial hair, stereotypical geek hair

You have a chad tier face, just smile instead of do whatever that is

Good luck, anon you won't need it :^)
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>>27950765
I was dressed for church.
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Pic is too formally dressed and too obviously a selfie. You're too young to be a rich guy wearing a suit to work, so it makes you look like one of those tryhards who wear suits to college for no reason. Don't try and look like a gangsta or anything like these guys are saying, just wear nice casual clothes.

Pics where you're out having fun with friends are best, especially if there are girls in the photo, but this is /r9k/ so I get that it can be a problem. (And hell, I actually have a social life but my friends and I don't go around taking fucking selfies like a bunch of teenage girls, so I'm in the same boat.) At least get somebody to take some pics of you, or if that's not possible use a tripod and self timer to do a proper self portrait.
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>>27950767
this dude is right
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>>27950599
Show them your BBC and post it here.
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>>27950796
what kind of church needs a uniform? if your church ain't a free love all nude sex cult you're going to the wrong place
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>>27950837
nvm its back
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>>27950796
>2008+7
>church
Whats wrong with you brother...
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Thanks guys. Love the advice.
But any tips on how to black BBW's in specific?
Usually they just say I am too white and skinny.
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>>27950886
Are you going for black BBWs because you prefer them, or because they're what you think you have a chance with?
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>>27950886
everyone here is also too white and skinny just hope u get lucky with someone whos into that
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>>27950886
Get a pump for your photo
And obligatory sunglasses shot
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>>27950599
Wew okay
>Get contacts or a better frame
>The afro is admittedly cool but if you want white woman who betray their own kind, you need to drop it and maintain something much shorter.
>If you want traitorous white woman, lose the suit for the front image and wear a simpler fitted T. Suits don't work for images unless it's a real fine tailored suit and while yours is alright, it's not enough so it just looks tryhard.
>Otherwise you have a decent face dude you could make it.
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You are screwed. Speaking from experience, if you are black and beta you will never ever get a gf no matter what.

Black women would rather fuck Tyrone and continue sharing him with other women after having children than settle for a black beta, which is why so many black households have one parent.
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>>27950900
I prefer them, I have a giantess suffocation fetish.
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>>27950599
You look like a child, man. Being dressed for church isn't going to land you some thicc. You don't look fun at all and your facial expression says you're dead inside. If you were legit holding a 40oz, a Newport, and were cheesing out with a pair of shades on, you'd probably have better luck.
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>>27950976
Ah, can't really help you there, then. I've had some of that type come onto me before, but I think that's just because I'm whatever the non-gay version of a bear is.
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>>27950925
I can confirm

FUCK OFF ORIGINAL
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>>27950599
you look like a school child, get out of your uniform
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>>27950629

>Get a shorter haircut, current one makes your face look too thin.
>Smile. You'll need to think about something that genuinely makes you laugh or smile (a real smile makes your eyes crinkle up a bit), or if you do serious, try not to look worried...the forehead thing makes you seem either worried or kind of pissed.
>Is that a shadow, or do you have a wispy thin moustache thing going on? If so, shave that, it isn't working for you.

Otherwise, you're a handsome dude. Get a suit that fits...this looks like your uncle's suit in the pic, emphasizes how thin you are.
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>>27950599
Lol, look at this
Abdi

What's your name though, seriously?
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>>27950599
Somalis are quite the autistic group of blacks
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>>27950679
OP looks like a low life gangbanger. He has the whole depressed and rude demeanor.
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>>27950599
unwrinkle your forehead and relax your eyes
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You look very young, maybe grow some facial hair.
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>>27950599
Kind of like mine

Still no replies after 2 years.
Still look exactly the same tho.
6'3" if anyone's wondering
And yes, khhv
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>>27951554
Not really.

In Toronto they act like Black Americans on steroids and instead of smoking weed all day and being lazy, they chew on the plant form of amphetamines (objectivly worse) even though they're too stupid to realize it.

Most of them are straight savages, this one is just a faggot. I think he's Ethiopian since he says he goes to church and doesn't act like a complete G.

Probably an actual immigrant. If that's the case he isn't autismo, he's just reserved which seems odd to you because most blacks aren't reserved and mild mannered.


https://youtu.be/e2L4fqD980Y
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>>27951554
Lmao no
Somalians are the most "nigger"
Go look up Mo-G
East Africans are most autistic, West varies from person to person, but mainly Chad's (lel)

>>27952992
>tfw mom started after school program in etobicoke
>got shot up by Somalians
Fuck those pirate faggots
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>>27953063
Mo-G is a failed Chad tbhq.
If he didn't fuck over Drake, he would've probably been rich and famous by know.
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>>27953063
And I realize that Somalia is on this East coast, but that place is fucked up.
>>27953161
When he posted that pic back on April 1, he took his biggest L.
Dude got his name dropped in the first single of probably the most anticipated album of 2016 after TLOP.
This fucking random ass Toronto nobody got his name heard by millions, and he got butthurt over drake not paying him for some corny ass dance move.
Smh
Could've been making bank if he'd just stfu and ride it out
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>>27950599
>>27952960
What's with the Somalians on /r9k/?
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>>27953238
>Could've been making bank if he'd just stfu and ride it out


Legit. Mo-G is a fucking retard for ruining that.
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>>27952960
>And yes, khhv

If you're a khhv, there's no hope for any of us.

I mean, the hair is kinda fucked, but you're a handsome dude.
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>>27950599
It looks like you're trying to do that furrowed eyebrows thing that models and Jaden Smith always do. Just go with a normal expression or a smile
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>>27953268
Not Somalian.
>>27953315
The hair was relaxer for dreads I was hoping to get but eventually abandoned.
I'm pretty ugly desu.
Women hate me and actively avoid me.
We're all doomed.
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>>27953386
You should really go back to /soc/, normie.
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>>27953560
I'm a complete khhv tho.
I have no friends except for my cats.
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>>27952960
Black tie
Black sweater
Black coat
Generic white shirt

You need more variety bro you won't pull with that pic
chicks your age dont want a suit wearing faggot.
A pic in a social setting with just a shirt would be 100x better
Also smile
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>>27950599
>smile
>get rid of pubestache
>maybe lose the fro idk. I think short hair would be good on you
Boom. Done.
Also why bbw?
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>>27950599

This shit is easy
Still no gf tho
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>>27954192
>social setting
I have no friends.
That picture was taken by mom at the airport before I flew to Japan.

>smile
Never learned how.
Had terribly crooked teeth until I was 19. Still afraid to smile because I've been bullied for my teeth.
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>>27954271
You're cringeworthy dude.
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>>27951554

>is christian
>looks east african

he's ethiopian
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>>27950704
Is r9k pol now
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>>27950599
Few brothers can pull off an afro, id get a fade and call it a day
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>>27957393
Black posters should act like female posters
This has always been the case on 4chan. /pop/ is just a bit more diligent and zealous about it.
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You look East African to me. Go to Sweden and get a blonde Swedish girlfriend. They'll have to date you because they don't want to be racist.
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>>27954271
>Is apparently good enough looking for the girl to mention it
>Gives her shit for being a "borderline midget" instead of going after her

What the fuck, dude? Petite girls are fucking awesome. Clearly you've never picked a tiny girl up and fucked her while standing up.
Not that I have, either, but it looks awesome in porn.
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>>27950599
darius?
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>>27957646
They want thugged out, khat chewing jihaddist Somalis. Not nerdy, coffee drinking Ethiopians.
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>>27957911
Just tell them you're a Somali.
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>tfw get replies from at least half of the girls I message
>tfw cute girls message me first
>tfw ginger

it's all memes
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