Is squirting real?
Yes. A lot of the stuff you see in the porn with any production quality is fake.
It does happen and its not piss.
If you ever get the chance to taste it you will realise this
>>27950100
It's real piss
>>27950144
incontinent roastie false flag
It's piss they have done a science on it
>>27950100
>>27950144
>>27950166
what a wonderful thread
>>27950100
with a bbc it can happen
i think the organism makes it hard for the female to control their bladder or something
>>27950144
How does piss taste like?
>>27950100
It is literally piss
>>27950144
it's piss. female ejaculate is more of a milky white substance. squirting is clear, like piss.
Why isn't male squirting a thing? Next time you sexy with waifu orgasm and pee all over the bed.
>>27950144
>I'm retarded
They done a test where they made a bunch of women who could "squirt" go the the toilet before masturbating to orgasm and it turns out the bladder rapidly fills right before they squirt.
>>27950273
>tfw there's a spot on my dick I can rub and if I rub it enough I lose all control, my body starts shaking, and I pee
>>27950273
>Why isn't male squirting a thing
it is
rub the head of your dick right above your meatus in a circular motion, don't think it works for everyone but if I do it I piss uncontrollably.
>>27950294
Anon that's cute. Where is it?
It is. But it's not even the same as an orgasm
>>27950310
That's perfect when you go to public restroom and can't pee because other people and they start to stare at you because you just stand there so your dick in your hand.
Just start rubbing and release the pee and the normies will never notice your autism.
I fingered a girl and felt a warm substance suddenly squirt down my arm. It was dark so I couldn't see but at the time I thought "fuck yeah, I just made her squirt!".
Years later and I just now realise she might've pissed on my hand.
>>27950361
still. you made that happen. be proud.
>>27950349
Right above the pee hole
![[lewdness intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5c5Swpc.gif "[lewdness intensifies].gif")
>>27950294
>>27950310
Shit, I have exactly the same thing. The first time I discovered it I thought I'd found some sort of penile holy grail. I rubbed it and felt like I was having some major orgasm. At first I thought I was spewing ungodly amounts of cum all over the place, but then I realised that I hadn't actually ejaculated, and that it was piss, and that I'd just peed all over the place. Thankfully I was in the shower, so there was minimal cleanup required. The rest of the wank just felt mediocre though in comparison.
I might go and do it right now actually, it's a nice feel.
>>27950391
I have the same Anon!
>First time getting a blowjob from a girl
>It's really happening, holy shit, it's really going in her mouth
>She keeps tonguing the head and making me squirm
>Start shaking, thinking about to cum
>Piss in her mouth
>Try to play it off like I just have watery cum
>She pukes and storms out.
>>27950424
Truly we are not of this world
>>27950417
I'm jealous desu
I've never been able to actually have an orgasm from rubbing it, it feels like I get close, but I'm just chasing it forever and then it starts hurting. Not a good type of hurting from pleasure type of thing, but it feels sort of like if you scratch the same spot continuously in the shower or something and it feels like it's slowly peeling skin off.
Still probably the most pleasurable thing I can do with my hands other than have an orgasm though.
>>27950479
Nah I never said I actually HAD an orgasm. Feels like what you described really, I'm just a bad storyteller.
2bh wanking in the shower in general is just hassle. 80% of the time I just feel like I'm chasing an orgasm and it's not coming.
>>27950503
Oh, that makes sense.
>2bh wanking in the shower in general is just hassle
>our shower head has a setting were it's just one thick stream coming out like fire hose
>tfw leaning back on the wall leaves the head in the perfect spot to be hit barraged by the stream
>>27950361
It's her arm now. She just marked her territory
