>when you take a wicked diarrhoea shit and leave splatter all over the bowl and piss it off over the next several days
POO POO PEE PEE GENERAL
>tfw in the last few days I don't even have to wipe
I'm truly blessed.
>>27949948
>when you can feel it's going to be a thousand wiper and just sit on the toilet for a while before facing the inevitable
i did not have a pepe to express this feel well enough
>when the paper rips and you get shit finger
>tfw you wipe and it never fucking stops being brown
i beet a better diet
>tfw you are horny and begin to finger your prostate whilst stroking your smelly peepee
>tfw you remember that you never wipe after poopoo
>tfw you continue anyway
i literally go into public bathrooms and throw my shit on the walls. i don't touch it, i use gloves, but i do it. last time was about 2 months ago.
>tfw ive been shitting blood and blood clots for a week
Time to die
>>27950161
my brother took a shit on the floor of the mcdonalds bathroom
>>27950161
Why, what is the reason behind that?
>>27950164
>tfw coughing up more and more blood each day
:-)
>>27950211
just because
it's mostly young normalfags and stacies who work in those department stores, or old boomers. just the mental imagery of some employee discovering the horrors i wrought in the bathroom makes me giggle uncontrollably
i hit a starbucks once. i don't hang around to catch the reaction, but just the thinking about what it might be is enough
>tfw you're too shy to ask to use the toilet at a party so you hold your shit in until you can't bare it any more and you shit your pants in front of everyone
as always a classic
>>27950297
The young normalfags and boomers get nice cushy jobs up front.
The one who has to go clean that shit up is going to be a fellow robot.
>be constipated all week
>tfw when you wake up and bowels are about to explode and you let it all out
no better shit than this one right here
> tfw when you poop in pellets, like a deer or rabbit
>sit down on the toilet and the action of your anus loosening a little from your buttocks being spread is enough to let loose the barrage of shit that is completely liquid
Is there a better feel?
