H-herro der... you order pizza sir? You pay $19.99 prus tip prease
>>27949810
>prease
you really made my fucking blood boil with this single word
>>27949816
ohh prease sir dont hurt me. me sorry
>>27949810
herro m'rady
u wan tip?
>>27949810
I think I fapped to this one once, wait I think the delivery whore had bigger tits tho
>>27949828
you give me my fucking pizza and get the fuck off my door, that's fresh paint, who even told you it was okay to do that. hory fuck CHING CHONG DUMPLING GO AWAY
Just the tip? Suck it first. Get it wet baby. Kwailo. Diddy Mao.
>>27949810
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>>27949860
Hey guys my name is Thomas and i'm autistic.
Please reply to this post and say something nice to me
Thanks
>>27949810
Is this the Hat-soo-nay Mike-oo pizza I ordered? Come on in, my son's just upstairs in his room!
>>27949863
(You) are a fagfag
>>27949863
sesoregano
>>27949863
Fuck you lolas original as anons autism
>>27949863mcfucking kill yourself, prease
>>27949856
Sir I just trying to make riving, prease just pay me..
>>27949863
ur killin it, kiddo
>>27949888
NI HAO NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
>>27949863
Hi Thomas, here is your (You) now go to bed you fucking sperglord, have a nice day :^)
>>27949875
thanks bro have a good day
>>27949883
thats funny i just used oregano
>>27949884
haha fuck you too m8
>>27949886
No I wont but I might have burger king later today
>>27949896
killing what?
>>27949901
but its only just 13:12 where I live I wont go to bed for another at least 8 hours
>>27949863
Thomas, did I ever say how I think youre a fucking great guy?
Keep doing what you're doing my man
pls gib more pizza
>>27949899
Sir I don't understand... I reave now... sorry sir I no understand you... perhaps I get wrong house...
>>27949930
thanks but I feel bad now because my name isn't actually thomas i just lied to feel safer on the internet
:(
>>27949909
What do you think of this, Thomas? I must know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2D_Votd2Y
>>27949939
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU GIVE MY ENTIRE HOME A FRESH COAT OF PAINT HOW DO YOU RIKE DAT YOU ROVE PAINTING HOUSE RONG TIME YEAH??? YEAH???
>>27949950
i watched a bit but turned it off sorry i dont like
>>27949964
I go now!! Bye bye!!!
>>27949941
Thats okay dude, sometimes its okay to lie, like when its harmless, and its always a good idea to be safe on the internet to never give out your name and adress to strangers
>>27949983
Good, that's actually the appropriate reaction. Well done my man.
>you will never beat up an autistic child and make him suck your dick and then ejaculate in his eye
>>27949999
ok thanks for your understadning
you are all so kind
>>27950000
thanks you are very kind too
>>27949999
>>27950000
DOUBLE QUADS
We did it lads
>>27949992
GET BACK HERE OR I'LL CARR MANAGER AND TERR HIM YOU NO GET TIP UNTIL YOU FUCKING PAINT HOUSE
>>27949810
I ordered the extra sausage but you're the one who's getting it.
>>27949863
Real Thomas, reporting.
Anyone else have friends who browse and are usually worried autistic things someone posts that are similar in name or description to yourself will have blame heaped upon you, even though it's not you? Like, a post some Thomas makes at 3am will have you in hot water over talking about stealing from his friends and beating a kitten. No, it's not me.
>>27950011
double dubs replying to double quads
>>27950400
I was trying to come up with a good one, but yours beat any of mine.
>>27949810
Come get your tip, it's brewing in my balls.
>be me
>19
>delivering pizza wage slavery
>pissed off about other drivers, feel like i'm being run off the road
>finally find this address i've been hunting, never mind how long i've been looking for it, fuck you, not your business
>knock on the door
>it's a girl
>THICK
>wet hair
>wearing nothing but a towel
>blood rushes to my pathetic 5 inch dick
>um h-h-hi, got your pizza he he
>she smiles
>my dick twitches in response
>start sweating
>she hands me the money, i hand her the pizza
>I can't give you a tip
>Buuuuut
>then she pulls down the towel, exposing her tits
>shuts the door before I can tell her I'd prefer a tip
And that's the closest I've come to seeing a grill naked. Fapped soon as I could though.
@27950514
things that never happened/10
you don't even deserve a (you) for that
>>27950535
that's totally believable anon
your post is gay though, gayer than even your father
i delivered pizza for a year and saw many tits. it happens. people are shameless in their own homes.
saw many dicks too.
thomas,
kill urself. no (you) 4 u
anon
