how do I start a conversation with a girl /r9k/?
Walk up to her and say hi.
Like you start a conversation with anyone else.
Use some ice breaker and simply start talking. It's not rocket science.
>>27948319
What do you say after that?
>>27948331
>Like you start a conversation with anyone else.
You realize what board you're on, right?
Just rape her. Women like to be raped. They fantasize about being rapped. Just ask Bernie. He wrote an essay on it.
>>27948347
I do. That's why I come here. Just to get a glimpse into the minds of the next school shooters.
But as a Chad myself I have a hard time figuring out how to talk to women. They are nothing special to me. I don't treat them any different than guys. There is no secret.
That's why I can only laugh at "how to talk to women" threats, because women seem to be something special and magical for you. They aren't. They are just people.
>see hot chick wearing some band shirt
>walk up to her
>oh didn't knew you like that band. Have you been at the concert last week? They were amazing
>look how she reacts
>if she's smiling and visibly wants your attention introduce yourself
>otherwise excuse yourself for bothering her and leave
Or
>see her smoking
>walk up and say "hey can I borrow your lighter real quick", pull out cig, light it, give back lighter
>"thank you. You've got a great style cutie"
>if she's into you introduce yourself and keep talking in a fun and enjoyable way
>otherwise walk away
There is no secret. Just talk to them and start flirting if they are into you.
If they aren't into you stop dressing like a dork, get more muscles and more sun, buy some cool accessories and walk in a more confident way.
It's like you guys dress and act like you are at a job interview at all times. Relax. Be cool and not so serious. Just talk to them like they are friends.
>>27948426
Are you must dense or have you only read this one line of that essay?
Also "a woman" is not "all women". It was just an edgy example
>>27948442
>i didn't know you like that band
Sadly, I can't find any women in my area with black metal shirts(ie. Burzum)
>get some more sun
I just turn bright red if I do. Being of Slavic and Irish heritage doesn't let me tan.
>>27948442
nice fantasizing, made me feel a bit better about myself.
>>27948337
"what's your name?"
and at that point it should be obvious if she's interested or not, simple shit
>>27948296
hey how you doooin
>>27948532
so basically you should only talk to girls if you're chad.
>>27948296
Women and alpha males choose who is worthy, the rest of us don't get to "Start conversations"
Just tell her to check ya memes...
>>27948551
Or when they are drunk. Go to parties or some shit and try to lure the women into secluded areas.
>>27948551
you can't even help yourself understand, good fucking luck
>>27948520
Girls who are into Burzum are pretty rare nowadays anon, but I do know one!
>>27948296
Just as you normally would with anyone else. Stop being so autistic ffs.
>>27948520
The band thing was just an example. Do you really need detailed instructions for every possible scenario? Just be yourself and start talking
You can say anything as long as it's not some unpersonal pickup line.
"hey hey. is that seat occupied?" and point to the ground next to her
"I haven't seen you around. Are you new here?"
"I couldn't think of a great pickup line, but noticed you sitting here alone. Want a drink?"
Don't worry too much about her gender. How would you start talking to a guy? Do it the same way
>>27948551
no, but not being a creepy fat neckbeard helps.
Make eye contact from across the room or wherever, smile, approach confidently, and say "Hey, I'm [name]."
If she's sitting down absorbed in something, sit across from her and ask, "Mind if I sit here?"
Done and done.the hard part is making sure she doesn't leave you a few months in ;_;
>>27948592
>"I couldn't think of a great pickup line, but noticed you sitting here alone. Want a drink?"
I would totally say that to a guy.
>>27948296
damn the one on the left is perfect
>>27948551
Obviously.
If you are unattractive everything you will do well seem creepy.
As long as you look like some fat and lazy social outcast they will sense that desperation and insecurity and will feel scared around you. Just like you wouldn't want to talk to some stinky fat old hag that's obviously only talking to you because she wants to get in your pants.
Unattractive dudes that hit on chicks are like an uncanny valley. Why would someone that looks like an asexual try to hit on her? Why doesn't he improve his looks if be wants to get laid?
Chad looks like pure sex. He has muscles, an amazing haircut, cool shades and dresses in a sexually attractive way. He looks and acts like he wants to get laid, but not like he needs to get laid. He's not desperate. He's not hitting on her as a last resort, but because she caught his eye.
You on the other hand are chubby or skinny, stink, have a shitty unkempt beard and hair, dress like you are at a job interview, and start to stutter around women.
The first step to getting laid is to become someone women want to have sex with. Figure out how to be the best version of yourself and learn how to love yourself.
>>27948592
>be yourself
>be far right
>believe hitler and pinochet did nothing wrong
>think leftists should be given helicopter rides
>pastime is playing wow and dirty bomb
This is a recipe for disaster.
>>27948676
And? Go for far right girls and they will love that you speak your mind freely.
>>27948296
I know this sounds like normie advice but really just force yourself to say something to her, extra points if it actually makes sense and matches whatever environment you're in.
If she likes you she will engage, no matter how stupid your opener is. And if she doesn't then that's that.
The reason why "creepy guys" are so creepy is because they don't pick up on the girl not liking them and they continue to drag on the conversation because they believe conversations can be "won" or "solved" somehow, like a puzzle.
>>27948667
you literally got autism
>>27948676
Iktf too well anon, you need to hide your power level at first.
>>27948699
Far right girls are the rarest kind anon.
>>27948296
Why do people always ask these stupid fucking questions that a board full of robots (or fuckwits who think they are robots) could NEVER
FUCKING
ANSWER
OR THEY WOULDNT BE A FUCKING ROBOT???????????
>>27948728
That's why you've got to figure out how to spot them and where they hang out.
>>27948667
u gay or smthm?
>>27948739
Where da far right wimmenz at? I'd really like to know
Hey, what's your favourite dinosaur?
Works every time. If they don't bother thinking of an answer they aren't worth my time.
>>27948739
I live in Canada so nowhere my man
>>27948739
>>27948699
Do they actually exist?
>tfw living in southern california so my chances of finding them are even worse
>>27948756
In my city they usually hang out in far right bars or at shady parks or below some bridges.
They aren't around in the open as much, but they still have spots where like-minded people meet up to get to know each other.
Maybe look for some local far right bands or any concerts.
>>27948774
that isn't true at all
I live in alberta and off of a college campus most of the people my are are pretty right leaning
I think its better to meet girls through friends or organizations, but I understand how hard that can be in certain places.
>>27948789
Sounds like you are describing skin heads, which are pure cancer.
>>27948774
Move away
>>27948782
Move away
What's holding you at your place? No friends and a shitty job? Yeah that's not how you are supposed to life.
Save up some money and take a road trip and look for a nice place to stay
>>27948782
Norcal here, I found one near SF. She was a recent college grad from Virginia, though. Don't discount non-locals; there are sure to be a bunch in LA. Plus you can blow their minds by showing them a BevMo which is awfully cute.
>>27948805
Nah. The skins hang out behind the football stadium and in other shady parks
>>27948790
Alberta it is then. Thank you my friend
>>27948750
Bi, but that's why I figured out how to be sexually attractive to women.
I simply started dressing in a way that I would fuck myself
>>27948823
would you date a mormon girl if she was far right leaning?
Just walk up to them and say hi. It's that easy.
>>27948860
>abrahamic
>far right
Pick one.
>>27948815
>BevMo
You mean that drink store?
Fuck them. They wouldn't sell me soda when I was below 21 so now I avoid it like the plague.
>>27948888
uh no the question was including both
are you an idiot?
>>27948860
Yes I would
>>27948888
Nice quads, Varg would be proud
>>27948940
It is even a double 88. Must be a sign for good things to come!
>>27948972
You get the bear cult's blessing
>>27948676
what do you admire about pinochet?
I know you guys will be laughing or saying I'm a jerk or douche, but seriously dress up a bit. Even being a swagfag or a hipster is better than those boring suits you guys think are attractive. Learn from the players around you instead of thinking that a fedora and cheeto crust is this enough.
I picked up a chick and fucked her the same day in those clothes.
I've got 10 pair of shoes, twelve different pants, hundreds of shirts and several accessories (shades, fake piercings and gauges, headphones, a skateboard, a guitar,...). I can run around like a bad boy skater, a confident and self obsessed swagfag, a beardy hipster, etc.
You've got to figure out what type of women you want and dress in the style she finds attractive. And then simply act like the stereotypical caricature of that style.
A skinny black jeans with a basic white tanktop is hot. A blue jean with some shitty band shirt isn't.
Sitting in some park dressed like a hipster and playing guitar is hot, but fapping to hentai in your basement isn't.
It's seriously not rocket science. Look hot and women will want you to approach them. It doesn't even matter anymore what exactly you say as long as you are hot enough for them to notice you.
![8fea44f5670b0b40e95b338d04057a7d52b7d1220adb39c785d59b908a51edac_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GC4OOj9.jpg "8fea44f5670b0b40e95b338d04057a7d52b7d1220adb39c785d59b908a51edac_1[1].jpg")
>>27948442
>You've got a great style cutie.
Fucking cringe.
>>27948296
"DAMN LOOK AT DEM TITTIES"
>>27948986
Read it as Pinocchio
>Pinocchio did nothing wrong
>>27948442
I don't smoke and i very rarely see girls with some band t-shirt that i like or know anything about.
Just be yourself, it works for me
yes this is original
>>27949009
Are you literally autistic?
Those were just two examples of how you can use context as an ice breaker. Those are not the only ways to approach women.
>>27948986
He gave free helicopter rides to leftists.
>>27948739
But there's a lot fewer of them than far-right guys so they all have bfs.
>>27948592
>You can say anything as long
Obviously this is a hyperbole.
You can come up with all kinds of shit but i could never have come up with the things in your posts.
>>27949025
Then start going for tumblr fatties instead.
>>27948621
>Make eye contact from across the room or wherever
What if they're looking away though?
>>27948442
> great style cutie
>>27948980
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re.
>>27949035
Yes that was a hyperbole.
Of course you can fuck it up if you say something like "I would risk going to prison just to get a piece of that ass" or "killing you would be fun"
>>27949074
Calm down. It's a picture of Varg's wife.
>>27949046
Don't approach if they are looking away or if they are doing something else.
There is always this claim that guys have to make the first move, but it's actually the women that make the first move.
If she looks at you, smiles and looks away again that can be a green light. Women signal in subtle when they want to get approached.
If she doesn't obviously want to get approached you simply have no chance. Hitting on random women only works if they are attracted to you.
REEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27949091
>you will never be famous enough to get a qt wife like vargs
>>27949166
It's not that hard, but I don't want to have to pay for a ticket to Norway and be stuck in prison for 21 years.
>>27949187
how much you wanna bet that if brevik ever got out he would get a qt wife due to his fame and badassery
>>27949203
even manson has a qt gf, fuckin hell
>>27949187
He's a real human bean, a real hero
>>27949203
He only got 21 years, since that it Norway's max sentencing. I bet he will get some 9+/10 Norwegian goddess.
>>27949100
So what if ALL girls look away?
>>27949250
Work on your looks.
Maybe you look too sad or angry. Maybe you are too fat and have a shitty haircut.
Maybe you dress too boring and shitty.
I used to think that I'm too short and ugly until I took coke and MDMA several times and realized how much better girls react if you are happy and confident.
>>27948442
>great style cutie
please tell me you made this shit up
>>27949241
I believe you are 100% correct laddie
>tfw no norge gf
>>27949287
It doesn't sound that bad in my native language and usually works good enough
>>27948667
>The first step to getting laid is to become someone women want to have sex with
they can go fuck themselves then. I'm not changing myself for anybody. fucking trashwhores.
>>27949272
MDMA is a great drug to go out and flirt with girls. I never did cocaine but that most be great too.
>>27949334
Yeah working out, not eating junk food, basic hygiene and developing style is simply too much to ask for.
All women should be flocking to your fat lazy entitled ass.
>>27949337
Only took coke a couple of times, but each time I've had some amazing interactions with women that I thought were way out of my league.
>>27949272
It's not that simple to just look happy all the time. Even thought i'm no Chad there's not much wrong with my looks except that maybe i look sad and sometimes maybe a little angry.
>>27949337
Every robot should try MDMA at least once.
It's like being a normal human being for several hours.
>no longer insecure, scared or depressed
>feel actually happiness
>can talk for hours
>doing stuff is fun
>want to be around people
>want to talk with people
>>27949381
I might try it soon. The only problem is that it is expensive and doesn't last long. Might be cleaner then MDMA tho. I always get an acne outbreak after a good roll
>>27949400
I know, but that's why you've got to learn how to fake it.
I started skateboarding and skateboarding simply as a way to learn how to cope with fear and pain. If you can stand in front of a huge kicker and force yourself to jump you can also swallow down your insecurity and approach women.
I may be crying in the inside, but to others I look like the life of the party.
Just walk up and say hi dude it's easy XD
>>27949409
Absolutely, I've made some progress ever since my first roll. The fact is, you can learn how to be in a similar mindset without MDMA. But you need to experience that mindset first.
>>27949471
I take it once every four months and since then improved my life like never before. I can actually leave my house without wanting to break down crying and without being scared of people looking at me and judging me.
Daily meditation comes close, but without having felt that feeling you don't know what you are missing out.
>tip fedora
>say "Salutations, m'Lady."
>>27949491
>Daily meditation comes close
what kind of meditation do you practice?
>>27948296
YOU DONT START A CONVERSTATION
THEY WILL ACUISE YOU OF RAPE
>>27949527
Just something to calm down and get those bad feelings in check.
I focus on the little pond in the woods that I grew up next to.
Read the "Tibetan book of the living and dead" and took some notes from there
>>27949614
I'll have to see if I can find the book
Smile. Always have a smile on your face. People (women are people as well) react much much better to someone smiling or who is happy.
My advice is also to notice how absurd life is. Train your eyes to see the absurdities and just remark on them. They are generally interesting and makes people think/laugh. I find it very helpful.
Also, art.
>>27949644
Also your opinion is shit
HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO RETARD LOL
>>27949501
A guy in uni actually says "salutations". He wears a suit and tie to lectures. He's PolSci
>>27949644
>see how my smile looks in the mirror
>awkward as shit
I can't even smile right
>>27948667
Why is it impossible for normal fags to give advice without insults?
>>27949711
>Someone gives advice
>omg so insulting!!
>>27949744
Yes making retarded assumptions about people to bolster your false sense of superiority is insulting
>>27949711
>>27949744
Normies never have any good advice anyway
It's always "be urself dude" and shit
>>27949769
>The advice is wrong because I dont like it!!!!
>>27949711
What's insulting about that?
That's just the best kind of advice I can give
>>27948296
Say
>ayy bby want sum fuk?
I'm an expert, trust me
>>27949769
Yeah because all the things he said is just "just be yourself"
What about dressing better and working out. It's that also just "just be yourself"?
>>27949782
Plenty of incels are just normal looking guys...you have to assume they're all unkempt neckbeards because you want to think you've got all the answers.
>>27949668
I took it from World of Warcraft, it's what Gnomes say when you type /hello.
I guess it fits.
>>27949769
But that is genuinely good advice, its just that you dont understand it yet. That's why my advice is to know yourself first. If you think you know yourself, then you dont know yourself. Take the journey inward first.
>>27949790
This is pretty much how good-looking people actually talk to each other
>>27949807
Nope. But that's just the only way I can help you. All the incels I know in real life are fat neckbeards (study IT and play Smash and MtG competitively so I've got some contact with them) that don't realize that it's not their niceness that's the problem, but that they look like lazy slobs and go for women way out of their league. Like I think I'm hot, but they want women that even I would not approach. The women in their league are invisible to them.
And normal looking isn't good enough. Normal means being invisible. You've got to stand out in a positive way.
You've got to be better than normal. More muscles, better style and a more positive attitude.
>>27948520
Take melatonin
>mfw ^that wasn't original
>>27948551
Yes.
t. ugly betafag
>>27948639
Yeah because you are a homosexual
>>27948702
/thread
Balo0xx
>>27949644
Smiling all the time makes you look like a psycho.
You should smile when its normal to smile but not 24/7
>>27949769
"just be yourself" doesn't exist in a vacuum. It exists alongside other advice like "get a (social) life", "leave your basement", "start working out" and other things you generally ignore.
With that they simply mean that you don't have to pretend to be someone else. Just talk to her like you do with the person giving the advice. Relaxed and normal.
"Just be yourself" means that you don't have to pretend to like her favorite band in order to make her like you. That you can be yourself.
But it also means that you've got to show your intentions and stand up for yourself.
Lots of guys claim that they ended in the friendzone by busy being themselves, but that is literally impossible. If you be yourself she would know that you want more than love and you would have stood up for yourself instead of getting used as an emotional tampon.
>>27949409
KEKEK MDMA IS THE BIGGEST MEME, antidepressants work better than mdma wtf cunts.
>>27950067
Do I seriously need to tell you guys again that you should seek therapy and take meds? In all my years here on 4chan no one ever listened to that kind of advice.
But saying that they should take drugs might lead to more people figuring out that they should talk to professionals on their own.
>>27949796
That's also some generic dogshit
>>27948442
This post is bait. Here's your (you).
>>27950099
What do you want?
A detailed induction for everything? People don't work like that. There is no cheat code to getting sex. I can't give you a set of instructions you can follow all the time. You need to figure out some things on your own.
I don't even know why and how you guys struggle. I don't even know where to start.
That's like you asking me how to find stuff on the internet and I tell you to just google it. But you don't even know that you've got to boot the PC before you use the internet and then I've got to explain to you how to move the cursor around. I could theoretically give you exact explanations, but once some update changes anything you would need my help again.
Or I could tell you how to beat every boss at Dark Souls and you could become good at the game, but once the next one comes out you struggle again. I'd rather give you some basic tips and let you figure it out on your own.
Do I need to tell you that you actually have to leave your house to find women? And that you have to talk to them? And that you have to learn how to handle social situations? And that you have to learn to read body language and how to use body language yourself? And that you have to go to popular pickup spots?...
>>27950120
How is that bait?
>>27950153
>just go outside and talk to women bro
This is exactly what I'm talking about
>>27950214
The problem is unless I know where you live, how you look, how you act and what type of women you go for I can't give you any more specific instructions.
>>27948442
>women
>people
No
