>can't go to the theater because no singles allowed
>can't watch TV because I didn't renew my license
>have to eat with plastic utensils because the store won't sell me knives without an ID
>can't even enjoy ham and bacon anymore because the grocery stores have all gone halal
>>27948117
>no singles allowed
Brittfag here, never heard of that
>TV license
Seriously UK what the fuck
>can't go to the theater because no singles allowed
Never heard of that one
>have to eat with plastic utensils because the store won't sell me knives without an ID
Why havent you got an ID? Literally everyone has an ID you neet cunt
>can't even enjoy ham and bacon anymore because the grocery stores have all gone halal
But thats wrong
Cry more, faggot
>>27948117
>can't watch TV
are the airwaves encrypted? how does that even work anyways, by the screen or the antenna or what?
>>27948117
>>have to eat with plastic utensils because the store won't sell me knives without an ID
They said I would have a life when I binned my knife
....they promised
>>27948117
>can't go to the theater because no singles allowed - not really.
>can't watch TV because I didn't renew my license - can still watch tv, just not live; tv license pays for a bunch of channels; most of which are shit anyways
>have to eat with plastic utensils because the store won't sell me knives without an ID - have to be 18 to buy something that would be a dangerous weapon, if you're under 18; you should be in some sort of parental care who would already have forks and knives
>can't even enjoy ham and bacon anymore because the grocery stores have all gone halal - even the halal stores still sell pork products; they just have a halal section.
2/10 shitpost.
Leave me your email lad, I design custom assault spoons & have contacts to smuggle them into the UK
>>27948308
[email protected]
What do you got?
>excuse me, sir. we got reports that flashing lights, similar to that of a tv, were seen between a crack in your curtains. we're going to need to see your tv license
>you don't have a license? we're going to need to search your home sir.
>anon you're being arrested for operating a television with a license. All of these tvs will be confiscated and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
>better tell your mom bye now, it may be a few years until you see her again
Nobody calls it a 'theater' over here, fyi
>>27948351
Kingsman would have been so much better if this was how it opened
>>27948351
>Trip over on work to 9-5 shitty office job
>go to hospital
>get given ibuprofen and bandages
>get billed 200k
>lose house
>start giving out 50 cent blowjobs for cash
>get aids
>police officer shoots me for holding a bag of skittles
just another day in amerifat; home of the cucked.
>>27948405
I have to say that you don't get shot for holding skittles you get shot for stealing and gangbanging
>>27948405
>>Trip over on work to 9-5 shitty office job
Quit being a useless fuck and get a car and a worthwhile job
>>go to hospital
>>get given ibuprofen and bandages
>>get billed 200k
>>lose house
Get insurance
>>start giving out 50 cent blowjobs for cash
>>get aids
>>police officer shoots me for holding a bag of skittles
Stop being a nigger
You call those problems?
Anyone who pays their tv license is a fucking idiot that supports the left wing, paedophile harbouring bastards that are the BBC
>>27948405
>Trip over on work
mfw britburqas trip on their work
>>27948491
I forgot you amerifats just roll everywhere.
>>27948521
did you trip on my post too?
>>27948451
>born to poor family
>stuck at minimum wage job that is a walking distance from where i live because i cant afford a car
>cant save enough money to buy a car because of my shitty job
>have alarming symptoms that are indicative of a major health problem
>try to get government aid for health insurance so i can go to a doctor and receive the tests for diagnoses and subsequent treatment without being put into debt for 40 years
>my identity cant be verified, im told this is a common problem for young adults and all i needed to do was go to a government office that was in a city an hour drive away
>dont have a car to get there
>in college so i can become employable enough to make a decent income
>cant work more than 20 hours a week
>have even more trouble saving for a car
>all i need to do i quit being a useless fuck, get a car and a worthwhile job, and get insurance
>>27948586
have you eaten your work yet, amerifat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSeNGIA32_k
>>27948626
don't trip on your keyboard
>>27948630
I'm surprised you know what a keyboard is, I thought all amerifats had to use touchpads because their fingers are too fat.
>>27948647
did you trip on my post again?
>>27948276
You can watch TV without a license, but the government can identify who is doing it through some voodoo method. I think they look at how many people on a street are watching TV vs how many on the street are registered. Most people who do it get busted afaik
Just use torrents & streams you cucked little bitch
>>27948117
>no singles allowed
not a real thing, only in merica
>tv license
>watching tv
>plastic utensils
why not show your fucking ID then?
>halal
maybe if you live in bradford
>>27948117
>have to eat with plastic utensils because the store won't sell me knives without an ID
The fuck, surely the UK isn't that much of a nanny state
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217504/Are-old-spoon-Woman-asked-ID-buying-teaspoons-Tesco.html
> requiring ID to buy spoons
FFS they sell actual knives to five year olds here.
>>27948793
>only in merica
lolno
>theatre
It's called a cinema you amerilard
>>27948887
>be american
>go see batman
>get shot
>>27948900
don't trip on your way to work
>>27948937
>on your way to work
>way to work
>work
>>27948117
>tfw can't talk to my ham radio buddies because the muslim patrol smashed it to pieces
>>27949029
don't remind me
sad farwerteryuiopgs
>>27948900
>be american
>go see batman
>have heart attack from walking to cinema
>>27948731
>>27948351
It's called "Goniometry" btw
>NEETgineer reporting
>>27948900
>Be britcuck
>get stabbed
Alternatively
>Be other random eurofag
>don't have guns
>get shot by sandniggers anyway
>>27949039
>mfw CB not allowed anymore
feels bad man
>all of those might be true
>but you're still comfy under Big Brother
Fuck off back to Eurasia or Eastasia
>>27949139
>American
>walking
>implying we don't use scooters get around
0/10 b8 m8
>>27948117
Haha britcuck my freedom here allows me to do all of that
