>Doctors and psychiatrists keep prescribing SSRI's and anti-depressants for my anxiety, depression, insomnia and panic attacks (which I exaggerate but keep it believable)
>Don't take them
>Google their side effects and tell doc/psych I'm experiencing them
>work my way up to the good stuff like Valium & Xanax
/devilish/ general
>>27947157
>guy in church says "peace be with you"
>peace isn't with me
>SSRI's and anti-depressants
>and
>>27947157
inb4 he puts you on antipsychotics and Buspar
>>27947202
SSRI's aren't the only antidepressants out there nigger
>dentist tells me to take better care of my teeth
>don't
>>27947157
whatever a drug treats it makes worse when you get off it. The longer your on it the worse it gets
>doctor asks if I'm sexually active
>say yes
>>27947188
>guy in church says good morning
>i respond with good eveneing
>they go in for a handshake
>i give them the roman one
>>27947512
edgy AND devilish
>awkwardly pick up carton of eggs and nearly drop them after paying at supermarket
>cashier says, "don't drop the eggs!"
>tell her, "That's the plan!"
>in reality didn't specifically plan on not dropping eggs and appreciated her reminder
I did this when I was like 15 OP and I've had several funtimes drug prescriptions for like 8 years. Are you even trying?
>>27947881
secret pepe
>>27947157
>remember i should fill dishwasher before mommy gets up so she doesn't see it and get upset
>don't get around to doing it
>she wakes up
>hear her go to sink and mutter "Fuck"
>go out an hour later and put dishes in dishwasher
>>27947512
whoa senpai
>>27947157
>tell interviewer I'm excited for the job
>feel nothing
