your real life chinese zodiac picks your power
how fucked are you?
What are the powers for each animal? Dog here
>>27947150
I forgot what they even do
>>27947150
eartth-dragon here. what are the powers?
Zodiac shit is retarded.
This shit is nothing like me.
I dont even like roses or orchids.
>>27947150
Sheep here. Forget what it does but I miss this show.
http://jackiechanadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Talismans
I got shape shifting
I literally wouldn't be able to do anything useful with it. I can't even steal money because I need to know pin numbers, have ID, etc
>>27947195
>Zodiac shit is retarded.
nope. it goes way beyond basic descriptions and you aren't just your zodia sign. the whole birth chart matters.
Rooster = Telekinesis
Ox = Strength
Snake = Invisibility
Rabbit = Speed
Sheep = Astral projections
Dragon = Combustion
Rat = Animation
Horse = Healing
Monkey = Shapeshifting
Dog = Immortality/Rejuvenation
Pig = Thermal vision
Tiger = Balance
People who unironically believe in this and cosmology should be shot like cattle
>pig
>thermal vision
Holy fucking shit how useless, a least it's not tiger.
>>27947214
You really can't think of any use for shape shifting? Anyway to get money without ID?
Not a creative thinker, huh.
>>27947150
>Rat
>Animation
So... My.. waifu?MY WAIFU!
>>27947249
>Dog = Immortality/Rejuvenation
Whew. Sucks to be you faggots, dogbros are best
>>27947249
>Sheep = Astral projections
Can you jerk off while you're astral projecting?
Or am I just watching girls in the shower and slowly turning my balls blue?
>>27947214
>Immortality
I have no intention of dying anyways, so it works out well enough.
>>27947220
I just looked up the chart and shit
Still bullshit
>snake
>invisibility
Fitting, actually.
dont really remember that show too well
>>27947254
the fuck is the point of that picture?
>>27947249
>>27947249
>Rat = Animation
cool I guess
>>27947279
>immortal
>get locked in a safe and thrown in the ocean
>cant die
>>27947195
What site famalamadingdong?
>>27947249
>Monkey = Shapeshifting
Thanks, I guess.
>>27947249
Balance? What the fuck does that mean? Can I do cool parkour or something?
>>27947325
Why is Tsuyu so shit?
Uraraka a cute where it matters.
>>27947333
I just googled it
>>27947249
I got astral projections
I guess that is fun?
>>27947345
>the Talisman splits the user's Yin (light side) and Yang (dark side) halves into two separate beings, each holding one half of the Talisman.
Damn dude, you go full Jekyll and Hyde
>>27947325
Nah dude, it'll be gr8, better than getting locked in a safe and dying
>>27947301
>the fuck is the point of that picture?
it's a paraphrased version of something Goebbels said about the kikes
basically replace Uchiha with Jew and you've got the jist of it
Dragon
>Gifted with innate courage, tenacity and intelligence, dragons are enthusiastic and confident. They are not afraid of challenges, and willing to take risks.
Earth
>Smart, ambitious, and hardworking
Now if only any of this were true
>>27947249
>Rooster = Telekinesis.
Pretty useless.
>>27947459
>>27947375
>>27947266
>>27947214
Do you people have no imagination?
>The user of the Rabbit Talisman gains the power of super speed, allowing them to travel themselves and anyone else they're holding long distances in mere seconds.
>It can also be used to increase the speed of objects and vessels and such as the space shuttle in Shanghai Moon and the truck in Re-Enter the Dragon.
Fucking
Time
Travel
>>27947446
earth dragon here. well, sometimes it is true for me, believe it or not. then I start procrastinating.
I still don't know why I'm not Chad already.
>>27947249
>Snake = Invisibility
h-ha ha. guess that worked out just fine in my life.
:(
>>27947150
I'm the rabbit , see ya later losers!
>>27947325
Yeah up until some treasure hunters fish you up, you meet an old woman in egypt, get the ability to stop time, and be gay with a black priest and teach him how to achieve heaven. Sounds alright to me.
>>27947583
Yeah according to the description it's the Chad sign
I still tell myself that a profound lack of money is holding me back. No car runs without fuel
>>27947150
Dog here, I guess living forever isn't that bad.
>>27947656
>living forever isn't that bad.
why are you here?
Huh. Surprisingly pic related is fairly accurate, other then the normie shit parts of "you can do and be everything XD! Just be yourself! XDXDXD. Also
>First part of life great
>Second part after that shit
>Then you kind of put up with it
That's basically spot on. Except that then means I'm not going to be living that much longer...which makes sense if I'm suicidal.
>>27947681
Because I am afraid of DYING without doing anything with my life. Living without having to worry about danger or hunger is not bad at all. Besides, I'd have a enough time (a lot more than the few 80 years of a human lifetime) to master anything, make money off that, become rich and spend all the rest of the time reading, playing games, doing all the good stuff I wanted, and not be worried that I have about aging, getting weaker and getting closer to DEATH.
What the fuck I just read a personality description and ik a lot of it is just generic bull shit but the majority was still spot on
>>27947399
Meta.
I like it.
Checked your dubs.
>>27947646
>No car runs without fuel
and then they say earth signs are good with money. chinese or western, doesn't matter. lol.
