If you had to rank yourself in terms of what a fucking loser you are relative to all the other posters on this board, where would you put yourself?
I honestly think I'm in the top 1 percent of losers here.
Prove it, OP. I bet you have a license and have hugged a girl.
>>27946076
Yeah, so?
Neither of those mean shit.
Okay, so I'm in the top, like, 5 percent now.
>full time job
>still live at home
>no GF
>hate self because 27yo virgin
>average looks
>normie outside, robot inside
where do I stand, oh my brothers?
>>27946133
The fact that you have a full-time job puts you pretty far ahead of most people here at all.
>>27946101
I don't think you realize just how low some people are...
>Part time shit job
>Last semester of college(comp sci)
>Started lifting last year, visible progress feels magnitudes better than I had expected
>Pretty high scoring on the autism scale
>No gf
All in all I'm happy. Hope other anons are doing ok.
>Kissless virgin
>no driver license
>5'7
>NEET
>depressed
How am I ?
>>27946058
>19 yo manchild
>hikiNEET
>high school drop out
>have never had a job
>kissless virgin
>no acquaintances, let alone friends
>still live with my mom
>haven't talked to anyone besides my family members face to face in over 6 months
>weeaboo
>blind without glasses
>horrible eczema due to excessive cleanliness
>not good at anything
>overweight
>ugly
>5'5''
>microdick
>dumb
It'll only get worse from here on out.
who /99th percentile robot/ here
top 2 percentile autistic apprentice reporting in
>22 NEET
>haven't had a friend in about a decade, using a pretty lose definition of friend
>never had someone I thought of as a good friend to begin with
>0 social media assuming 4chin and co doesn't count
>dont like music
>cant drive
>hs dropout
>have logged dozen+ thousands of hours on fallout3 when I was younger
>no real hobbies except anime, 4chin and a very lose fallowing of a couple sports teams
>slowly developing "positive" psychotic symptoms on top of of the "negative" traits that have been present most of my life
>never held hands, hugged etc
>never had a job
>dont feel any shame about my lifestyle
>have a waifu
bow before me normans
>>27946416
almost but im 6'1ish and decent shape for someone who doesn't workout much
>>27946058
I'd probably go for top 1% too. Maybe at the lowest like top 5% or somewhere in that region. Depends what we're rating by though.
>>27946058
I'm in the real top 99th percentile of losers hereBecause this board is majority teenagers come on
>>27946058
>6'2
>21
>Almost done with school
>Good grades in STEM
>Have been to parties and have been hugged by girls
>Decent shape
>Talk to internet friends daily on Skype
>Have driver's license
Now for the robot traits
>Kissless virgin
>No real social life for around a year
>Socially anxious
>Feel alienated from peers
>Can't cook
>Never had a real job
>Can't initiate social plans
>Sleep too much
>Should lose a little bit of weight
>Talk to myself constantly
>Always eat alone
Definitely top half, maybe top third.
>>27946058
I'd be top 1% if I wasn't a uni student. Not sure where I stand currently.
>>27946612
This.
Until you're at least 22, you shouldn't even be bitching about what a loser you are.
>>27946058
>20 years old
>middle school drop out
>unemployed, vow to never get a job
>shut-in, no human contact outside of father in 5 years
>family divorced and destroyed, no relationships with any of them now except father
>no license, no possessions besides my laptop and bed, no income whatsoever
>live with NEET alcoholic schizophrenic suicidal father in a tiny broke down apartment in the middle of nowhere
>haven't cleaned our house once, live in filth, dad is a hoarder, toilets are broken, showers are full of mold and beatles
>severely morbidly obese, embrace gluttony as my one and only friend in the hope that it kills me in my sleep
>bedridden 24 hrs a day on the internet for a decade, ruined my spine/posture
>dishes haven't been washed in so long that we've adapted to eating everything with our hands like cavemen
>we never do our laundry and are mostly nude like cavemen and wash ourselves/piss in the sink
>watch anime all day and read manga or listen to music, mostly just sleep and eat
>don't want anything and prefer living this way because i'm only interested in consuming constant entertainment, boredom makes me want to kill myself so i am constantly distracted and detached from reality
i don't consider myself a loser or a winner though, i just don't care about "I", "I" is just a tool to consume through the senses and stimulate the brain and that's what i do, living life to the tune of societal expectations is abnormal to me and puts a damper on consuming entertainment and information and the constant need that i have cannot be met in their reality
aka KILL ME
>>27947000
That is unbelievably depressing, anon. Like, I think you maybe just won this thread.
I wouldn't even call you a loser though; more like a victim of the worst kind of poverty.
All of you are fakes
>>27947000
This guy is in the top ten percent.
I'd bet my whole paycheck that the rest of you are relatively normal-- you wouldn't know weird until you ran into the real weirdoes. The ones that don't fit anywhere, not even into robotdom.
Only when you transcend this state of being will you become truly strange.
Then, you'll be in the one percent. The truly rare.
20
going to school
kissless virgin
6'0
unemployed
decent shape
socially anxious and awkward
no gf
never been on second date
average looks
have friends
have car
alienated from peers
"haha you're soooo funny"- every female ever
no real skills
took this girl to prom, but it was some vietnamese 22 year old my mother knew who worked at a nail salon and wanted to go to an american prom
had hope for a better futurebefore I came to college and started smoking hella weed
pretty smart, came here on scholarships and tested out of some classes
is....is it gonna be ok
>>27947077
>top ten percent
More like top .001 percent. I feel so fucking bad for that anon I almost want to send him money for a new blanket or something.
The part about a shower filled with mold and beetles is horrifying.
>>27947000
fuckkkkkkk me, dude.
>>27947090
Are you even fucking trying you normie piece of shit? Brag harder.
>21
>Kissless, handholdless, dateless, virgin
>5'7
>The most in-depth relationship I've ever had with any female is a girl I met online who I texted for a couple months when I was 14
>clinical depression and anxiety
>possibly developing schizo or bipolar (they haven't figured out yet)
>never had a job
>no further schooling
>been a shut-in since leaving school
>no friends since 2012
>ugly
>chubby (used to be borderline morbidly obese)
>hairy
>pedo
>no license and driving scares me
>good at nothing
>have episodes where I just do crazy things like paint my face with eye liner and cut myself
>involuntarily put in psych ward a month ago - dad cleaned out room to find piss bottles
>Had to see social worker today because dad found my blood in the sink this morning and called the ward
>obsessed with lolis
>have zero social hobbies and haven't been able to make one friend regardless of trying so hard
>>27946058
>22
>NEET, Hermit.
>Live in an apartment. No parents.
>Spend my days chilling out while browsing the internet listening to some questionable music and drinking tea.
>Constantly bored.
>Average in every way.
>Had a weeb phase. The difference now is that I don't just watch anime.
>Can at least cook and sustain myself. I'm just incredibly lazy.
>Failed High School since I was incredibly unmotivated and I hated going there for no reason. Was put into special education.classes for getting involved in too much trouble.
>>27946490
>>have logged dozen+ thousands of hours on fallout3 when I was younger
Thisis not something to be ashamed of
>>27947000
>>we never do our laundry and are mostly nude like cavemen and wash ourselves/piss in the sink
>>27947000
living the dream trips anon
>>27947000
post pics of your apartment
>19 year old
>childish as fuck though
>mentally unstable and lazy
>relatively attractive but the former two things sort of ruin myself for girls
>despite this managed to get pretty intimate with a few girls but only a few, did not go beyond making out passionately
>university student
>writes useless novellas and poetry from time to time
>30
>neet on welfare
>schizophrenia, autism
>haven't talked to anybody except family in 3 years
>living with dad on a pension who also shitposts all day
>have had shit jobs in the past and one girfriend whom I didn't fuck
On 4chan I feel like I'm in kindergarten but living off schizobucks is pretty based.
>On and off bedwetting issues (Hasn't happened since December)
>Pedophile
>Spend all my free time smoking weed and masturbating to underaged anime girls' panties
>Own loli panties which I bought for the sole purpose of fapping
>Diaperfag
>Can't even watch anime
>Still live at home
>Room is a mess
>COMMUNITY college drop out
>good looks
>have gf
>losing hair
>failed 1st year of college, repeating it
>father lost his job so I will have to get a side job while repeating the 1st year
>extremely lazy (I smell almost always)
>not a virgin
>20 years old
>>27947000
fake
post pics fagget
>38 years old.
>4'10" 120lb manlet.
>right eye is blind, dead nasty yellow-looking
>left eye is pretty myopic, have to use magnifier to read the screen.
>severe hearing loss in both ears, have to wear hearing aids
>speaking voice is muffled, people have difficulty understanding me
>dropped out of state university, community college, and ITT tech
>converted to catholicism so i could marry a cute farm chick, lasted from 2002-2008 when she found a taller older non-disabled man with a beard at church. also she hated sex and would only jerk me off.
>lots of local facebook friends but none will hang out with me in person
>even strangers won't sit next to me on the bus, even if i'm next to the only empty seat left.
Can't kill myself yet while mom's still alive.
I'd say I'm a top 5% loser.
>NEET
>KHV
>22
>no friends
>no gf
>horrible social skills
>5'8
A few things keeping me from the top percentile:
>alright looking
>have a few hobbies that aren't vidya/anime
>skinny
>white
>>27946058
Probably somewhere in the middle.
>lvl 35 wizard, no dates nor intimacy
>live with parents on their farm, work there as well
>complete social retard and recluse, shit hygiene, huge weeb
>good health, physique and no particular defects
>have managed to save up quite a bit of money
>>27949997
>>right eye is blind, dead nasty yellow-looking
>>left eye is pretty myopic, have to use magnifier to read the screen.
Are those birth-defects or did you have an accident?
>>27947000
Jesus Christ Anon. That's horrible.original
I think I'm better than about 2/3 the guys here. I've had sex, I have a part-time job, and I have hobbies besides vidya games.
>27950192
I was born premature so my vision, hearing, and stature defects are all related.
How about you guys rank me?
>I have a couple "friends"
>they don't really like me but hang out with me anyway because they're betas like me
>never had a gf
>watch anime a lot
>watch hentai
>fap 3-5 times per day
>only talk to other people once every couple of days or so
>spend all free time on 4chan
>live with mum
>>27947000
>no mention of being a virgin
Fucking normalfag
>fat
>Still have friends from school but only because of seniority and from a small town
>Find it hard to connect to most people
>Cant go out unless shot face drunk because of nerves
>Retarded
>Doing a course for retards
>Only got my licence at 23
>Had sex with 7 drunk ugly girls die to being the only thing with a penis is close proximity
>Everyone kind of hates men or thinks I'm super weird
Used to pretend and try to be a normiw until a year ago where I got to a point where I just don't Fucking care how I'm perceived anymore when I realized everyone probably hates me
I'm definitely a cyborg. I prefer robot company to normie company
Top 30% pretty standard robot requirements. desu senpai
KHV, NEET, Friendless, Hermit, Degenerate, Weeaboo, Ugly, Bad family relationships, dirt poor. Only lvl 21 wizard apprentice
I'm probably in the 99th percentile anywhere else but only the 50th or so here.
I'd be 99th percentile here too if I were only being judged by what things are like now, but I made it just close enough to the normie borderline like 10 years ago that I dropped into cyborg status.
>>27946133
You still have time to save yourself until your 27
If your 28 and still a NEET loser, you've wasted your youth then you've earned the right to be miserable but ya. Under 22's should really duck off back to /b/
>>27947000
Anon, at least clean up the place. I can understand shutting yourself off but Fucking Hell, how can anyone live in filth like that. Disgusting. Also nice trips
>>27946058
same
im a neet
my mom brings me tendies and good boy points
i piss in bottles occasionally
i never leave the house
no friends
no gf
dropped out of hs
rarely shower
social anxiety and zero self esteem
literally spill my spaghetti every time i have to interact with a real person
never feel lonely because im so used to the isolation, in fact i would actually prefer to be alone forever
go into random laughing/crying fits occasionally at how much of a pathetic meme my life is
the list goes on, only time i ever feel like i can relate to you faggots is when theres a cringe story thread because i am the literal spaghetti master.
>>27950353
That doesn't cut it to top 1%. Kill yourself peasant
>>27949997
At least you were married to a qt for six years. That puts you pretty far ahead of the rest of us.
>>27949997
>4,10ft
I don't need to read the rest, you win
>>27946133
More or less this, only Im 23
>>27946133
Just get a prostitue that you can bad mouth. I did that to lose my virginity and honestly after that my whole self esteem shot through the roof. How you lose your v card doesnt matter, just lose it
>Kissless virgin
>Have license
>Go to uni in hometown (fairly good one)
>Have part time job
>Can't stand Chads so am forced to hang out with autists
>Spend probably 8 hours a day when I don't have work playing videogames.
>KV
>Talk to girls almost every weekend
>Go to university for finance and accounting
>Looking for a part time job
>Friends with some chads
>Read comic books and plays video games
>Happy
>>27947000
>20 years old
>middle school drop out
>unemployed
>shut-in
>no license
>bedridden, did that for 2 years, back in a chair again
>watch anime/4chan all day
>NEET for at least 5 years
>what are girls?
I'm all that
I got good family and went back to school, guess I'm not totally fucked like yourself anon.
>>27946058
>wageslave
>low income and poor
>rarely talk during work
>never participate social activity
>never had a gf
>only interest is video game
>can't satisfy playing because wage slave
>no future
>haven't interacted with women in years
>25
>NEET for ten years
>abused and have personality disorder
>hate myself
>men love this and I have had lots of admirers
>this makes me hate them more
>going to shoot myself in the face next Tuesday
>>27946416
I think I talked to you on skype before (I think?) and you are sort of almost nice other than some cray /pol/ ideas.
Being ACTUAL nice will take you out of loser status imo.
>>27946416
>horrible eczema due to excessive cleanliness
>due to excessive cleanliness
is that what causes it? holy fuck, i need to stop being a maniac
I'd probably be considered a failed normie by r9k standards. But irl everyone thinks I'm a piece of shit
>>27951763
Nex Tuesday? Why not today cunt
r8 me bots
>27
>semi-NEET (work online a few hours a week nowadays)
>never had a license
>into teens, femdom, furry etc.
>diagnosed bipolar
>many physical disabilities
>piss blood daily
>hack up up bile daily
>in pain 99% of the time unless high on pain meds
