>internet gf won't let me buy the food I want
>gives me a shopping list each month
>it's always filled with candy, hot dogs, and soda
>have to send her a verification picture each time I get back from the store or she'll leave me
>tfw she also won't let me hang out with my friends after 6pm since she vents her feelings to me until we go to bed
>tfw can't leave her because I'm so close to getting pics of her
>>27944121
This makes no sense daka
>>27944121
>"dating" for months
>all the drawbacks of a relationship and then some
>no sex, no intimacy, not even a picture
Why are you doing this to yourself?
>because I'm so close to getting pics of her
that's what he wants you to think
>>27944153
I'm about to get pics of her naked
>>27944121
Can't say I know that feel in anyway...
>>27944169
I am so hoping that it's actually a guy.
>>27944121
Post some of these verification pictures if you're telling the truth.
clever bait thread. pretty humorous too
777
>Be me
>dating a girl online
>see her sticking a vibrator inside her the first week
>meet up half a year later
>fuck her brains out
>break up cause she came down with something related to her heart
>in a hospital for a few months
>figure it's better if we go our separate ways.
>>27944169
>>27944198
IT'S NOT A GUY SHE TYPES LIKE A GIRL AND KNOWS GIRL STUFF WHY WOULD A GUY SPEND 5 MONTHS PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL HUH?
>>27944177
>I'm about to get pics of a fat, bearded, 56-yo guy naked
>totally stoked because I've been emailing with her for 6 months
>wait a second...
>>27944241
You're a terrible person anon, that's a pussy reason to break up with someone especially since they would need your support
>>27944260
Have you even got a picture of her with a timestamp or something? If I send you a random naked picture, will you quell your horniness and let you live your life?
>>27944339
She broke up with me.
>>27944378
No she never sent me pics before which is why I'm so excited to finally see her. You can send me one if you like but it won't mean as much as finally seeing this girl.
>>27944418
Anon, you've probably been trolled super hard. Stop talking to "her", eat better, go out and find a real girl. FFS internet girls are always either traps or whales, especially when they refuse to even send a pic for confirmation.
>>27944418
m8 no offence but i could impersonate a girl just as well as she could. you have friends man, you're not a lost cause, just leave this girl and go talk to someone real.
>>27944260
Soooo you've never even talked to her or seen a picture of her before? I've got some bad news for you...
Unless this is bait. In that case it's 10/10 and you're a genius.
>>27944392
So you've both got broken hearts? Awww.
>>27944121
Even if she is a girl OP, she's just leading you along. You're just one of her beta online orbiters while some chad fucks her irl. God i hope you're just trolling
>>27944474
>>27944481
>>27944576
I just asked her how I never saw a picture of her before and how she could be a man and she said "youll get a pic soon" and now she just went offline
>>27944605
it was mutual. I mean, I didn't really wanna feel obligated to be in a relationship out of pity because she was going to die soon.
She knew that so she brought up that it wasn't fair for her to hold me to her. She has been dead for a few years now, but yeah.
also fug u for trying to be a dick.
>>27944121
wow this is fake as fuck. people are really indulging this?
>>27944121
>internet gf
stop
just stop
she probably just wants to cuck you or some shit
>trusting a woman online
>maybe it's just catfishing
>>27944807
Yeah but I've been talking to her for MONTHS. Why would a man pretend to be a girl for that long?
>>27944121
Watching our civilization dying out is entertaining
>>27944121
>>27945023
Why does she make you eat junk food? It's probably a guy with a weight gain fetish
>>27944339
No it fucking isn't. You are not obligated to continue dating someone just because they're sick. If you were married, yeah, that'd be kind of fucked up to leave them for getting sick. But when you're just dating? Fuck that.
>>27945023
Because humans are depraved creatures.
Make sure to let us know if it's a real girl or if you get a dick pic.
>>27944712
>implying anyone who browses /r9k/ has anything better to do
>>27945057
She asked what I liked to eat and I told her I have little food around the house, so she gave me a list of things to eat that I could make since I don't know how to cook. The candy and soda are on the list because it's "sweet like me" and she wants to make sure I'm buying it after I go to the store so I'm not hungry all the time. I've only gained like 20 pounds anyway so it's not really something I'm worried about.
>>27945140
What's your skype? if this isn't a troll thread, i'd like to talk to you about her
>>27945232
You can tell me everything you need to in this thread, my skype is my real name and I don't want to post it
>>27944121
>this is an 18+ website
that pedo wouldn't care about you if you weren't such an autistic naive child
>>27944683
You literally are retarded arnt you?
>>27945331
You guys literally told me she could be a man why shouldn't I ask that?
>>27944683
It's a man alright. Maybe you could zuck his benis.
>>27944241
I watched my girlfriend die of lymphoma. Stayed with her til the very end. The last monents. I remember when I was a person instead of a hole that booze gets poured into.
You did the right thing.
>>27945406
try asking for dick picks?
>>27945406
way to waste half a year anon
>>27945331
This fucking Pepe ate some caps and stems anon
>>27944260
To be an epic troller, obviously.
Just imagine anon...
>TrollxD makes post on /r9k/
>Hey guys, look at this faggot I've been baiting for the last 5 months, lol i've been fattening the lil piggy up with junkfood. I'm about to reveal i'm a dude xD, Will post reaction!!!
>MFW I've destroyed his dating life by making him a fatty
truly an epic troll.
>>27946549
But I was underweight back then so it's not like I'm a fatty now
