>just got onahole
>never used one before
>adjusting dick around
>feels good as fuck just doing that
>start fapping
>cum 20 seconds later
That was too good. A real girl would have made me die from the short amount of time. I'm about to go at it again. Get an onahole, guys. Get it before you die from the embarassment when the real time comes.
>>27943510
it really is the best thing ever. Try to last longer than 20 seconds though. Really fill that thing up
>>27943510
Which one did you get? I got this bad girl a couple of weeks ago and I can't quit
>>27943510
Real sex is a lot less "convenient"
You can manipulate an onahole to work exactly like you want it to, sex is a lot more clumsy and awkward, it's not as easy to get off as an onahole might suggest.
>>27943510
>when the real time comes
>this unsubtle af advertising
Fuck off
>>27943648
OP didn't mention a specific product or brand. How is this advertising, retard?
>>27943603
I got the 17 Evo. I saw yours and it looks good but the 17 Evo was only $25 on Amazon. I'm not sure if it's still in stock since there were only 2 in stock when I ordered. They're usually almost $40 I think. My only complaint is that it was kind of hard to get my dick in. It's pretty tight and my dick isn't fucking huge or anything. Maybe I just need more lube.
>>27943565
Touching the clit is kind of fun. Its all soft and stuff. Maybe my imagination is too strong.
>>27943603
How are the bigger ones? Do you still fuck it in your lap? Or lay it down maybe?
I'm pretty satisfied with mine. Just a handheld Lilith. Though I gotta get some cornstarch on mine though it's starting to get pretty sticky.
>>27943603
is there any difference in texture between this jap shit and fleshlight?
>>27943695
Yes, onaholes have much better textures. Fleshlights are a rip off
>>27943675
personally I have the tenga fliphole. The ona holes are made for like japs so your dick is probably bigger than their standards. When I first used it I probably went around 10 rounds.
also you really should use your own cum as lube.
>>27943732
>falling for the tenga meme
I'm so sorry
>>27943716
How come they're not on amazon?
>>27943742
They are. Tons of them are on amazon
>>27943732
there's no brand called onahole? Where can i buy one?
>>27943740
I unno. Makes me cum pretty hard. I'm satisfied. The only complaint I have with it, is that it is loud as heck.
Sounds like I'm deep throating a patient on life support.
>>27943765
Link me one shill Meister.
>>27943770
I used it as a general term.
I went like 10 rounds in my tenga.
>>27943603
This is the best one.
10/10 everyone should buy it
It's great to fuck, great play with before hand, two holes with two patterns.
>>27943789
Have you tried just searching "onahole?" There are tons. Be sure to look up how deep the holes are and stuff on google.
>>27943688
>How are the bigger ones? Do you still fuck it in your lap? Or lay it down maybe?
That's the best part about it. It's extremely versatile. Sometimes I bounce it on my lap, sometimes I fuck it on my desk, sometimes I I lay it flat on the ground, sometimes I jam it in while on my knees. It has a 2 holes too so there's a lot of possibilities. When I feel extra frisky, I put a bullet vibe in one of the holes for extra pleasure. It's great
>>27943845
the problem with mine is that I'm way to lazy to actually get lube and what not to stick my dick in it. It's also messy.
>>27943920
how are you too lazy to get lube? Just fucking order it online
>want an onahole
>select one, add it to cart
>think about it, decide to fap first
>fap
>no longer want it
>empty cart
I used to have one but I threw it away (Lilith Uterus). I kinda want one of those electric masturbators that strokes and vibrates automatically. I like the idea of tying myself up and putting my dick in it, so I have to have multiple orgasms. But I can't convince myself to spend any money on a sex toy, and it'll probably drain batteries like crazy.
>>27944037
>I used to have one but I threw it away (Lilith Uterus)
Why would you do that?
>>27944036
I mean like, get it out and prepare the toy and my dick. takes like 5 minutes for me. In 5 minutes I could already be in mid fap.
I'm very lazy. Besides, the toy loses its thrill after the 50th load inside it.
>>27944063
I went into one of those "I'm deleting all my porn and throwing away all my sex toys!" phases.
I had a nice little collection, too. An aneros, a butt plug, some vibrators, even a chastity cage!
I got this one because I have a thing for hucows. I've heard people saying to not get an onahole based on the box art but I lucked out and happened to get a good onahole with good box art.
This is my first onahole so I don't know if I'm being biased.
>>27944145
You should just buy a nice pair of tits
>>27944145
it's kinda hard to go wrong when you're sticking your dick and something. I mean, you cant really fuck up an orgasm
>>27943510
I'm worried about the fucking packaging what if my mom finds out?
>>27944199
Does your mom open your mail?
Update: using it again, slower. I finally got it on all the way. Feels good as fuck. The cervix head stimulator thing is ridiculous. I can feel it every time and I can see the tip of the onajole moving as it moves out the way.
>>27943510
>Get it before you die from the embarassment when the real time comes.
When the real time came for me, I wasn't able to get hard because I was nervous as hell. That's something you should be more concerned about.
>>27944245
Don't forget to squeeze the vacuum chamber for extra suction
>>27944245
twisting feels amazing. same with flexing your dick inside it.
>>27944165
I already have a girlfriend (inb4 REEEE), I just use my onahole when she's moody, doesn't wanna fuck (my sex drive is way higher than hers) or when she's away and I'm horny.
>>27944316
fuck off normalfag, no one cares about you opinion
>>27944199
Your mom isn't supposed to open your mail (that's illegal, if you're in the United States).
Some sites remove the packaging (lewd box art) if you request it.
>>27943510
I got a fleshlight years ago and the thing couldnt make me cum felt like nothing. My gf is actually unable to make me cum too, despite many efforts.
Death grip, not even once
http //www.aliexpress.com/item/World-s-First-Water-Bath-Heating-System-Sex-Dolls-Penis-Trainer-Sex-Products-Pocket-Pussy-Stroker/2044393449.html?shortkey=neU3YVNn&addresstype=600
10 bucks
>>27944336
Are you going to call the police on your mother?
>m-m-mommy, you aren't supposed to open my m-mail, that's against the l-l-law!
And then he's kicked out.
>>27944408
>chink shit
Do you want your dick to fall off?
>>27944431
This one is the only one I've come across that's 100% silicone for this cheap. I've used it for awhile, no dick cancer/irritation.
>>27944468
those textures look like ass. You might as well spend a little more and get something that's 10x the quality
>>27944193
My problem with onaholes is that it hurts to move your dick inside them after you cum.
>>27944490
>not letting your dick go soft while inside and naturally slipping out as you bask in the post orgasm high
>>27944490
thats the best part though.
>>27944490
Just like sex with a real woman. Interesting, maybe I'll buy one...
>>27943688
>mlp hat
>>27944596
That's perry...
>>27944518
I'd love to, but the tiniest post-orgasm movement is grating.
>>27944534
I actually didn't have this problem with a woman REEEE
There was also one actual onahole that didn't give me this problem, but that was because it was hardly textured and cumming inside didn't really feel like anything.
There was also.. a masturbation.. substance, it wasn't even an onahole, it was basically just a special kind of jelly in a metal can that you could make your own holes in.
I bought it in Japan.
I had to take it out of its can and wrap it up in a cloth to use it, but it was so soft that it was difficult to cum.
>>27944523
Interesting view.
Finished and cleaned it. I noticed I was veinier on the head, likely due to the vacuum. I assume that's not going to fuck my dick up, right?
>>27943510
Oh good fucking lord.
Are you from /kf2g/ OP?
>>27944647
I don't know what thread that is, so no.
Is this any good? originalcomment
>>27944638
That comes from the increased bloodflow due to higher stimulation compared to your hand. It's fine
I'm in Japan now. What about the tenga? I see it advertised everywhere.
>>27944760
overpriced trash
What's a good onahole for a beginner?
>>27944783
how big is your benis, what type are you looking for, and what is your budget?
>>27944778
It's only overpriced if you're outside of Japan.
Tenga products are about 3 times cheaper there.
>>27944815
They're still overpriced compared to the alternatives
>>27944802
5 in, anything, and $50 at most. I have no experience with them but the one OP mentioned sounds like a good start based on his experience.
How much "better" is the onshore suppose to be compared to a fleshlight? I was so disappointed by the fleshlight, it's heavy, there is nothing very spectacular about it. The fact of the matter is that if you got death grip while masturbating, these sex toys are just a waste of money.
So I have the sudden urge to buy a puni ana but I live in Canada. Checked Amazon and the prices + shipping is fucking ridiculous, like $220+. Are there any cheaper sites for international orders?
>>27944904
try en nls
>>27944841
OP here. I'm a bit over 6 inches and the 17 Evo, is 6.5 if I remember right. They're really soft and squishy, so it may still work for you. It's a little fun just touching it and squeezing it.
>>27944815
I'm worried customs will look in my luggage when in come back. They'll be like "anon, what's this?" And I'll look them dead in the eye and say "a masturbation device. I masturbate using that thing you're holding right now"
7" Dick
Thinking of buying a tenga cup
Is it basically a fleshlight?
Is packaging discreet?
>>27943510
>when the real time comes
you're implying that is ever going to happen
cute
>>27944841
Here's what I can recommend to you
>http://www.amazon.com/Lilith-Uterus-Masturbator-Regular-Firmness/dp/B009SB1UCO/
Very soft with good suction
>http://en-nls.com/pict1-39305?c2=9999
The best fellatio hole on the market
>http://en-nls.com/pict1-15430?c2=9999
Another good hole with suction similar to OP
>>27945034
Never know. Even if you don't, you still can fap better. You can't lose.
>tfw Cucknadian
>onahole shipment was seized at customs
>some shit about it being a pedophilic device
>have to go to court now
Fuck this garbage country.
I can't talk to women without getting accused of rape.
I can't even buy a vagina to fuck without being called a pedo.
Guess my only recourse is to wait until some 40 yr old roast beef single mom will let me touch her in exchange for raising her kids.
What did I do to deserve this?
>>27945435
>never known
no, i'm pretty fucking sure i'm never going to have sex with a real woman
it's like there was some meeting held where it was unanimously decided by all women in the world that i am not to be fucked ever
does anyone else fix their onahole to their dakimakura?
it feels amazing doing it like that and i bet it feels better than real sex because you're doing it with someone you actually care about
>>27947572
whom do you have on your daki?
>>27947819
my waifu
original desu
>>27947846
You know, after seeing hundreds of these, I have just realised that there are two different pictures on one dakimakura for lewd sex and non-lewd cuddling.
>>27943510
I look forward to the day I get my dakimakura of my waifu and an onnahole after all those J-List adds
>>27943510
>>27944245
I need more updates.
>>27947884
i have 2 covers actually
one is for lewdness and the other is non lewd for when i take her outside
>>27943603
I have this and it's pretty nice. I like it better than my Tenga Flip Hole. I don't actually use them that often though because I live at home so I have to be really stealthy with washing them/not making noise
>>27948163
You take her outside?
Isn't it dusty and dirty outside?
What's the stuffing for those things?
Are the covers cotton?
Silk, maybe?
>>27948163
>"for when I take her outside"
I thought the whole "body pillows in public" thing was a meme, are you actually serious about taking her outside?
>>27948434
>1mm virgin
I need this in my life.
>>27948553
It's tight enough for my small penis. I think I've stretched mine out a bit by pulling it open to wash it, although it still feels good.
Here's the link where I purchased it.
https://jlist.com/ao318
>>27944037
Get one that's mains connected, duh. No point in the weak battery tools.
> venus 2k
> autoblow 2
>>27948603
Is there a way to wash it without stretching it?
I was thinking about getting a sex toy actually
If girls can have them then I want something to get off with too damnit. I wanna fap for once and it not be boring.
So OP recommends an onahole?
Im just afraid of my roomates seeing the package, is it discreet?
Where can I get one? J list?
How do I clean it?
>>27948700
I'm not sure, I honestly never bothered looking at the instructions as they're in japanese. I just put my fingers in there while running it under water to make sure the cum/lube is all washed out and doesn't get stuck inside. You could probably get away with just letting the faucet run right into the opening which would stretch it less.
>>27948734
J-list packages are discreet.
You usually just clean them by washing it out with water, it's as simple as it sounds.
I had questions like those before I bought my first onahole but they're a lot of fun and not much to worry about.
>>27948744
How's the texture?
Is it soft enough to cum inside without hyper-sensitivity and discomfort?
has anyone used the oral ona hole?
i found this one called
MAGIC EYE'S LA BOCCA DELLA VERITA
it seem's pretty sweet
>>27944408
>>27944468
quit shilling your shit faggot
>>27948794
It has a nice texture, lots of small bumps.
I don't get nearly as much post-orgasm discomfort as I do with my Tenga, but that's the extent of my onahole experience.
>>27948755
So what are all the different onaholes for?
Whats a "beginner onahole"? They say they are like tight virgin onaholes but how tight is it? I wannabe able to get my dick inside it
I was looking at the fairy ones. The price is right but are they any good?
>>27948870
>Whats a "beginner onahole"
not exactly a defined term, but they probably are referring to something cheap and basic, not the replica hips or anything like that
>how tight is it? I wannabe able to get my dick inside it
unless your cock is soda-can-thick don't worry about this, you use lube with onaholes anyway and being made of rubber, they will stretch to fit your size
>I was looking at the fairy ones. The price is right but are they any good?
i can't help you there, never bought one.
>>27948925
Oh I dont really want ones with like hips or ass or anything just something cheap so thats good.
Which onaholes would robots recommend?
Whats good lube to use?
>>27948700
Not really. It'll eventually stretch out over time, think it's called "creep" (for real).
>Want to buy onahole
>Just one of those pink ones that don't have a design because I hate vaginas
>Can't find one
So I'm going to be living in a dorm that doesn't have private bathrooms, are there onaholes available that I don't need like, running water, to clean properly?
>>27949031
Senpai just clean it in the shower.
>>27949054
>walk into bathroom with shower caddy
>giant plastic vagina sticking out
anon pls
>>27948094
lmao dude. how sad do you have to be to get off on some robot's onahole experiences?
>>27949071
Cover it with underwear or a washcloth, not hard.
Well I just bought one. I picked the 7-14 day shipping with no tracking, so this will be fun to try to get to the package before my roomates find it and open it or something.
>>27949073
I know right? A fap is a fap though.
>>27949073
I'll get off on your onahole experiences if you posted them.
The way you typed "lmao" like a faggot kind of turned me on.
>>27949010
>hate vaginas
You should buy a dragon dildo instead
Never had a onahole but
>fap to porn
>can't hold for more than 10 minutes
>fuck a girl
>can last forever without even thinking of baseball or cold showers
Work on your deathgrip, lads.
I can't convince myself to pay for anything that I could do with my own hand unless I had a test run.
Anyone want to lend me theirs? pls no pozzed
>>27943510
Im happy and im sad this thread exists. I started searching amazon and I ended up buying this toy for 180$ and the virgin age admission toy for about 40$. Fuck I need some self control but I know my regret will fade away once I stick my dick in its ass and it rides me til the cows come home. Just last week I bought my first onaholes the Seventeen Bordeaux and the Mouth of Truth and I am obsessed. I have a Tenga fliphole black but I don't even use it anymore to be honest it belongs in the trash.
I thought onaholes were a weaboo meme but I can assure you they are not. Those Japs can't get sex so they build the best sex products in the world. As a fellow virgin I salute them for it.
why not just get a girlfriend you sad losers lmao
>>27944408
>check feedback
>Pussy is still better
Guys is tenga fliphole good?
>>27949911
>Why not just get a girlfriend
>Why not just become a millionaire
>Why not just become the smartest man in the universe
>Why not just fly
>Why not just make your parents proud of you
>Why not just be a good looking chad and not be an ugly loser getting bullied all your life
>Why not just get rid of your autism
THERES THE DOOR
>>27949911
Nice dub dubs for a terrible post, why give power to women and submit to suffering under them when you can obtain a vagina that isn't attached to one?
>>27949993
I have one. It's alright but I don't have anything to really compare it to. It's kind of small, the length is fine but I have to use a lot of lube for the girth.
>>27950028
What is your measurements if you don't mind me asking I don't want to waste money on something that would be too tight to use comfortably, I mainly want that one because people complain the worst thing is the cleaning so getting something that opens up seems logical
Can anyone recommend one for me? The only sex toy I have ever had was some off brand fleshlite that I bought at a chinese sex shop for $15. Fell apart after about 15 uses.
I'm close to 7 inches and looking to spend under $40
>>27949862
That looks really good
>tfw poorfag
>>27944617
there's always some nigga that falls for that shit baka senpai
![Fuwapocha_Long_Tororina__16807.1449996705.1280.1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xXRA62B.jpg "Fuwapocha_Long_Tororina__16807.1449996705.1280.1280[1].jpg")
>>27943732
There are plenty holes that are big enough to handle non-nip dick.
I've got this one and it comfortably fits 7.5"
>>27950163
Can you post your dick please?
>>27950181
that's pretty forward.
>>27943662
We literally only know about J-List for this stuff, unless you wanna buy shit irl
>>27950187
Sorry senpai I just really want to see a big dick now.
How did the packaging come? I don't want my parents to think I'm a degenerate.
>>27950039
7x6
The Flip Hole isn't uncomfortable at all, I can just tell that it's close to the limit, and the silicone inside gets squished out of the plastic pretty hardcore when I'm in it.
>>27950210
For mine the packaging was in all Japanese except for a few lines where it described what was in there, and it said "Figurine" and "Hand Lotion"
>>27946662
Wtf is wrong with that country
>>27950241
Sounds degenerate already.
>>27950275
You're fucking a plastic object, you couldn't be more of a degenerate.
My parents don't need to know that, though! Original comment.
You boys are so childish and gross! Why don't you man up, step up to the plate, and marry a nice single mother? It's your duty to provide and marry! What are you, manchildren? "Men" these days are pathetic!!!
I don't know the laws of my country about this so I'm scared to order one. Can't even fuck a piece of plastic in peace.
>moving out in a month
>can finally buy an onahole
>still scared to buy one in case somebody somehow finds out
>>27950507
What country Famalamadingsong?
>>27950507
If it has no loli on the packaging, you should be fine in any country so long as don't live in some third world shithole.
God dammit I'll ask again
>7"x5.5" Dick
>Thinking of buying a tenga cup
Is it basically a fleshlight?
Is packaging discreet?
>>27950574
I'll answer in detail if you post your dick.
>>27950557
>>27950570
I live in Hungary
>>27950610
You'll be fine. Just don't order something like this >>27943603 and get something with big ol' titties on the cover.
>when the real time comes
Oh, OP, you are the living end
>>27950581
There are infinite dicks on the internet, anon
Why mine?
>>27949353
>Implying I'm gay
I love breasts, butt, buttholes, and the female form generally speaking.
Vaginas are disgusting, unaesthetic axe wounds that bleed monthly.
>>27950713
>I-I don't like pussy but I'm not g-gay!!
>>27950713
>Vaginas are disgusting, unaesthetic axe wounds that bleed monthly
Implying that assholes are better than vagoogoo. Sorry to break it to you, but you're gay gaynon. Also in case you didn't know, assholes can bleed and generally smell like the shit that comes out of them.
I'm sure I'd enjoy/get use out of this but buying an onahole feels like you're literally throwing in the towel. I mean I get that this is r9k, towel throwing central, but like fuck man I'm not willing to give up on life yet.
>>27950776
>Assholes can bleed
So can any part of the body, that's not their function like vaginas however.
>and generally smell like the shit that comes out of them.
Before anything sex related they'd be thoroughly cleaned.
>>27950757
>I don't like this one aspect of female anatomy therefore I'm a homosexual
By that logic if a gay man does not like penises or the female form he's heterosexual.
>>27950779
How is getting a sex toy "giving up on life?" Most normies have them so what the fuck is your deal?
>>27950836
Are you fucking 12? You do realize that vaginas have a built in cleaning system, right? This is like, 6'th grade health class shit.
>>27950713
As opposed to disgusting puncture wounds that shit DAILY?
I think I'll take a week of blood a month over shit every day.
>>27950779
You know, I understand that feeling too, but at the same time it's fucking stupid. Pretty much every adult woman out there has a dildo or vibrator and it's seen as totally normal, but somehow it's so weird and creepy for guys to have an equivalent?
Honestly, though, onaholes are kinda nice but they're also kind of a pain in the ass. Cleaning them sucks, you have to keep stocked up on lube and stuff, and they're messy as fuck so you pretty much have to take a shower after using them unless you don't mind having jizz and lube smeared all over and around your dick.
>>27950878
>As opposed to disgusting puncture wounds that shit DAILY?
Anuses are a thousand times more aesthetic than vaginas, they look nothing like puncture wounds.
>I think I'll take a week of blood a month over shit every day.
Enemas senpai.
>>27950713
You're either gay or you are uncomfortable because of some traumatic experience. The normal male reaction to pussy is first curiosity while young and then attraction when mature.
You're probably gay and had a tendency towards gayness while little and there was some experience/attempt to literally "set you straight" that brainwashed you or taught you to fear your natural inclinations.
The reason you like the female form/breasts/booty but find vagina repulsive is because you think of women as men with tits. You think of them as a type of man that is "safe" to like.
Also, your confusion about your own sexuality is why you're a virgin.
>>27950895
How fucking gay are you lmao
>>27950878
They are easy as fuck to clean. Most have a hole at the back, put a tissue there and cum into it. Keeps cum out of your onahole and makes clean up extremely easy. Just run water through the hole. Also, my $10 bottle of lube has lasted me about 7 months. And for cleanup just get a towel or rag and wipe your dick off. It's really only hard to clean if you have a bunch of pubic hair. Keep yourself clean shaven if you plan on getting an onahole
>>27950902
>You're either gay or you are uncomfortable because of some traumatic experience. The normal male reaction to pussy is first curiosity while young and then attraction when mature.
I was curious about it when I was younger, but never attracted to it.
Nice armchair psychology fampai.
>>27950895
>Being this obsessed with anuses
Yeah mate you're fucking gay. It starts with hating pussy and loving butthole. Then you start to enjoy looking at benis. It's all downhill from there. You're probably jerking it to dick-in pussy porn, right? Yet you secretly stare at the cock the whole time.
>>27950963
>You're probably jerking it to dick-in pussy porn, right?
I've never masturbated to vaginal sex in my entire life.
>>27950978
You're just digging yourself into a deep ass hole gaynon. I bet within a year you will be on /soc/ looking for some boipoochi. Traps have all you could ever want. No disgusting vagina to deal with. Nice "clean" asshole. No women drama. Plus ask most gays, men give better head. women don't have benis so they don't know how to work one.
Don't order off Jew-list you dumb loser kissless virgin underage fucks. You are overpaying so much and allowing those retards to keep funding ads on here.
/jp/ has an Onahole general, read the pastebin. EN-NLS is the biggest and best distributor. Change currency to JPY in cart, costs less, even after conversion. Ask them to remove packaging for loli holes depending on where you live.
>>27950713
>I love breasts, butt, buttholes, and the female form generally speaking.
>Vaginas are disgusting, unaesthetic axe wounds that bleed monthly.
you are either fucked up in your head or 14 years old. unless beef roast I would pick picture of pussy over butt or boobs any time to fap to. add some grool to it and it's godlike.
>>27950227
I'm a bit below that size so it would be good for me I guess, just have to figure out how to go about using and cleaning/drying it inconspicuously with my dad around/brother visiting often.
>>27950942
at first
>being totally spooked by vagina, disgusting axe wound
then
>meh, i was curious about them, but just casually never liked them *shrugs*
m8, this double-think is part of the meme magic that your parents put on you when they were afraid you were gonna turn out gay. just admit that my armchair psychology is right. the truth shall set you free.
>>27950838
I'd submit that I think most normies don't have sex toys and just browse xtube when they aren't getting laid, but honestly neither of us truly get normies so let's not pretend that we do.
>>27950878
I guess it is a double standard. Let me put it this way. I'm going to college and staying at my parent's house is cheaper than dorms. I can't... I couldn't live if I bought such a thing and they found it. I'd kill myself.
I guess I'll back off then. If I don't get laid soon then it isn't unrealistic that I'd get one.
>>27951195
I actually do know normies seeing as I am one. Both of my Chad-ish room mates have pocket pussies. One of them has a Joanna Angel ass. We all get pussy on the reg but it's nice to just relax and fuck an onahole with no worry about having to please a woman or go through the trouble. I will say they would never admit they have them. Honestly, you don't go around waving a sex toy around, so who cares? And if you are worried about your mom finding it then you are probably underage or have very nosy parents. In that case, get a lockbox and put the onahole in that and lock it.
>>27943510
Play Fap Hero while using your onahola, it's actually really fucking difficult and insanely fun.
>>27951276
The idea that Chads have pocket pussies is so very foreign to me. I'm honestly just taking that in. I... don't know what else to say.
Also reeee, and stuff.
>>27951348
Yeah I'm used to being reeed at here. Would you believe that I come here to help the robots? So far I have gotten 3 robots virginities taken. I also give general advice on how to get with women. That includes working up the courage to leave the house and go to social places. I personally have Schizophrenia so I understand how hard it can be to leave the house. Before I was medicated I literally did not leave my house for 7 months. If anyone ever needs to talk or whatever, I'm here
>>27951195
If you have your own bathroom, keep it hidden back behind other crap under the sink. That's where I keep mine.
If you have to share a bathroom, then that sucks, especially because you kinda need to be able to go clean up in the shower and/or sink after fapping.
And yeah, I know that college student living at home pain. I used to have my own two-bedroom apartment, too, so the downgrade has been really miserable. I'm lucky in that my room is sort of an apartment with a separate entrance from the rest of the house, but I still have to go through the house to get there, which means the chance of a girl meeting my parents if I brought her back, and it's right under my parents' room so even if I snuck a girl in I'm worried about them hearing us.
>>27951439
reeee is more of a formality than anything, at least for me. I fell for the /fit/ meme, so uh, I'm not fat anymore and have noob gains. That's the accumulation of nearly a year of work. So, I mean yeah I want to get laid, if you have advice that you really think would be magical/effective or whatever. I say that assuming you won't utter be urself.
>normalfags ruining threads as usual
Fuck all of you faggots
>>27951548
Yeah no. If yourself is awkward and socially anxious you do not want to be yourself. Believe it or not, most normies that get women have bad social anxiety. My room mate is a solid 9/10 6'2 6 pack Chad but is a sperg on the inside. He downs a bunch of alcohol before going anywhere social. If not he freezes up and you can smell the spaghetti.
So if you are anxious or nervous in any way, get blasted, dress nice, have a decent haircut and make sure you are clean and smell nice. Believe it or not it is very easy to fake confidence when talking to women. Pretend they are a family member and just chat. I was good friends with a female cousin so I pretend I am talking to her. Make the topics you talk about interesting. Don't have any good stories? Make them up. Half the tales I tell are from books I have read or from other anons. If you get a number, set up a date for the following weekend. Take her somewhere she will remember. Amusement park or something similar. Somewhere where adrenaline will flow. She will associate that high feeling with being around you. Second date should be somewhere light. Mini-golf, batting cage, bowling. Something active but not too crazy. after that you can get more personal with the dates.
>>27951786
Right. So, that won't work. I spend 45 minutes commuting either way and getting blasted before class would mess with me anyways. But make up stories and pretend I'm talking to my sis. I guess I can roll out into the real world with that plan for awhile.
fucking lol at all you normies feeling embarrassed about the idea of owning one and needing to hide it
i literally don't give a fuck, i have mine sitting on my bedside dresser with a big bottle of lube next to it for ease of access when i wake up with a raging hard on
sure i'll put it away out of courtesy if i have a friend over or something and my mum has walked in before without knocking and i'm sure she's seen it but i honestly don't give a fuck
i'm a guy, i get horny and i need something to fuck
>made a one use onahole out of a Pringles can cause I'm poor
>felt so good I came in 5 minutes
Real pussy must be literally heaven
>>27952253
Give me insturactions
>>27950256
Everything.
But you can order bad dragon dildos, which are modeled after animal penises, with absolutely no problem here.
I'm just done.
I'm gonna lose the case and have this on my record permanently.
Gg, weedman
>>27950713
All the faggots and roasties replying to this comment lmao.
I'm with you, brother.
Vaginas are completely unaesthetic.
>>27952296
http://buildavagina.com/make-a-vagina/full-build-instructions-mrs-pringles/
Check this out
>>27952091
This
There's nothing wrong with being a guy with needs and using sex toys is a great way to enhance your fapping experience
Stop trying to shame guys trying to enjoy their sexuality
>>27952253
>Real pussy must be literally heaven
Trust me, it isn't.
Onahole>Tenga>Fleshlight>Hand>Pussy
>>27952355
Thank you horny MacGyver
>>27952355
I am not sure about this. sometimes I use latex glove as a condor when I fap but they aren't as smooth as they look like and lube wears off rather quickly.
Holy crap this thread is still going on from last night. Made me wanna break out my toy and use it.
Hello
Could anybody share thier experiences with fleshlights? Any reccomendations? I'm a europoor so getting lewd shit wouldn't be easy and would probably end up in court like the canadian fag.
>>27951195
mom found my anal beads once
didn't give a fuck
whatever anon grow up, your parents probably spent hundreds on toys too
>>27952367
basically this
well, I think pussy *feels* better than my hand, but I have more fun doing it myself.
>>27954224
>Could anybody share thier experiences with fleshlights? Any reccomendations? I'm a europoor so getting lewd shit wouldn't be easy and would probably end up in court like the canadian fag.
Try reading the thread bud
>>27954224
Maybe you should try lurking the thread first before you post.There is even DIY fleshlight tutorial linked in this thread FFS
>>27943510
>tfw bought a Fleshlight
>expensive but it works, didn't know about the cheaper onaholes
>don't really get it, I don't get much pleasure out of using the thing
What's wrong with me? Ejaculation is OK I guess, but nothing that makes me feel good. Moving the penor around the hole only makes me feel the ridges of the Fleshlight, but it's not a "pleasurable" feel, JIST a normal "there is pressure on my penis" feel. Maybe I can't dopamine...
Also how does one prepare an onahole for use? You you soak it in warm water like with a Fleshlight?
>>27943603
>tfw customs in my country would seize this if i ordered one
What do you tell your family when they ask what's inside the package?
Even if they don't open it, if you don't get home in time or they get to the door before you, they're going to want to know. Not telling them is only going to make them more curious, suspicious, and even angry.
>>27954779
I can relate. Only orgasm feels good.
>>27954779
>>27954973
>being circumcised
These are toys for the uncut master race ONLY.
>>27954843
You can tell them to remove it from it's package and customs wouldn't know it's loli pussy. Although most people would want the package but you gonna have to give something up.
>>27944316
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
original orogonal
oregnea
>>27954990
>implying
Nah senpai I'm uncut, moms a Christian. Also in Canada so less cut shills. I may just not have a libido or something..
>>27946662
>Guess my only recourse is to wait until some 40 yr old roast beef single mom will let me touch her in exchange for raising her kids
Why do people here think that you'll need to get in a committed relationship with single mothers after you've had sex with them. Why can't you pump and dump them (moral concerns aside)?
>>27948603
>buying onaholes from Jew-List
>>27949071
>walk into bathroom with shower caddy
How oddly specific. It did make the scenario more hilarious though. I imagined the character in your story wearing a bathrobe and flip flops too
>>27944984
Kek. Only proper response.
7.75 inch dick, $50 budget. I'm a virgin and just want to fuck the closest thing to a women.
What's the best to buy? I want something tight and that will feel leagues better than my hand.
>pic related, my dick
>>27956931
>dick size to 2 decimal places
fucking ridiculous
>>27957002
Its the same thing as say 7 and 3 quarters. But I need to get every decimal I can senpai.
>>27956931
Post another pic of your BBC so I can get a good idea of what's best for you.
Is this really you btw :3 am I really talking to the owner of that cock ;o???
>>27957229
Look at this gigantic faggot
>>27957229
Please don't make this gay man, I just want a good device to take my mind off sex and the fact that I'll never have it with a real girl
>>27955073
She will accuse you of rape
Happens to me and some other guy in New Brunswick and he got stabbed to death.
They will accuse you of rape you will either get arrest and jailed with no trial or you will get beat up or stabbed
True story Canada need to protect its women
Canada is like the king of white knights and beta faggots.
Fuck that country can't wait for refugees to start actually raping women.
everyone needs to buy the mouth of truth
>>27950005
>feeding a troll
>being this new to the internet
kill yourself
>>27950610
tenga has a hungarian webshop as well, as of the other toy, just ask around on gyakori ke'rde'sek :D and as a fellow Hungarian I need to know the answer
(fuck the ascii filter)
>>27957606
>mutilated dick
My sympathies man.
>>27957945
Thanks familia
Guess it's safe then
>>27957959
mutilated? really?
>>27958310
>circumcision
>not mutilation
>>27958321
obviously he is erected and still has at least one inch of foreskin. how is that cut?
>>27948976
Head over to /jp/, fag. They have an eternal onahole thread with a guide and everything.
>>27957720
I agree that mouth is AMAZING.
>>27958535
I didn't notice any amount of foreskin, but the picture quality is kind of bad
Can cutfags even feel the onahole, or is it exactly the same as fapping for them?
>>27958696
you don't need to be cut for your foreskin to retract like that afaik. at least that's my case.
if it can't then whole my life was a lie and I am cutfag. even though when not erected it covers my whole benis.
>>27958562
Can it suck though? Or you just fuck it
>>27945163
Do the one-a-holes from that 1Night Love Story ship discreetly? I live with my father and I don't want him to see an anime girl's mouth sex toy if I'm not around to get the package myself.
>>27958825
Their is suction to it and the real fun is letting it deepthroat you until your eyes roll backwards and you cum and realize "this is what heaven feels like" then you slowly take it of your dick and put its nice comforting lips on yours and makeout with it and taking you load in your mouth and swalowing your holy glory.
>>27958956
What lube do you use with it? I am completely new to this and am planning on buying that one.
>>27957959
I'd be more concerned about its color. Black dicks look like turds.
>>27958974
Any water based lube works I just use some cheap shibari. Some of the more expensive scented and saliva lubes can feel better but they are more expensive and they give you less. Still I suggest you try a little more pricier lube at least once but use the cheap value lube regularly.
>>27958974
i actually recommend experimenting with different lubricants, some are more watery and slick others are more gooey and sticky, some last longer than others etc and it's a really fun side to using these things.
some types of lube (silicon based i think?) can be harmful to toys though so be aware of compatibility when buying.
The back of my favorite ona just ripped when i was cleaning it.
RIP gold moeten you were too good for this world.
>>27952355
>tfw you have bubble wrap, glove and sponge but no pringles
