Oompa loompa oompa de doo
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa oompa de dee
Stop fapping now and listen to me
What do you do when you have no girl friend?
Sitting around with your dick in your hand
Why in the hell are you so fucking sad?
Why don't you just become. a. Chad?
Why don't you just be yourself?
Oompa loompa oompa dee da
Being yourself will get you much far
You can marry a roastie skank too
Like beta males eventually do
Eventually do~
How about you go fuck yourself you fucking manlet.
>>27943245
Most guys end up as beta male with 25+ year old roastie as a wife
>>27943245
Please pay no mind to the Oompa Loompas; they have such childish notions of life and relationships. Please follow me to the next area of the factory...
>>27943245
Any more? Pretty great and made me laugh.
that was pretty good. I'd like to see a few more from the movie. Wouldn't even have to be oompa niggers
>>27943245
Oompa loompa doompaty doo
Ive got a little message to you
Ommpa loompa doompadie dee
Its so simple, cant you see
What do you do when your brain turns to mush?
Days turn to months and the demons start to push
What do you do when you start to slowly die?
And you have no friends and no way to get high
What do you see when wiz is too slow?
R9k is full of fags but I just cant go
What in the hell is the moral of this song?
Life is fucking shit and its really fucking long
Why does nobody like me, why am I so hated?
Well thats cause Im an autist, wrote this song cause I was baited.
Oompa loompa doompatie doo
Ive got a perfect answer for you
Oompa loompa doompadie die
I could be myself but thats what nobody wants to see
Seriously though Im enough of a retard to respond to this with my own badly written song FUCK GUCFKCP{ ALFUCK FPNSKA FMLA
THATS UT +SAF+{m slafaFUCK
Oompa loompa oompa dee doo
I have another puzzle for you
Ooompa loompa oompa dee dee
Switch of the porn and listen to me
What do you do when your bae fucks chad?
Getting so cucked must get you fucking mad
Why don't you learn to enjoy it instead?
Why not become a full. blown. cuck?
Don't deny your true nature.
Oompa loompa oompa dee da
Life as a cuck is good and it's great
You can learn to prep the bull too
Like beta males eventually do
Eventually do~
>>27943539
very nice
very nice
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Oompa loompa oompa de doo
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa oompa de dee
Hear me out before you REEEE
What do you do when you get in a rage?
Embarrassing yourself like a clown on stage
Why don't you be more like those you hate?
Then you just might get. a. Date.
Please just check your privilege.
Oompa loompa oompa dee da
To impress the ladies just learn the guitar
Or you can keep doing pee pee poo poo
But that will then mean...no gf for YOU!
