[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Hello, fellow robots. I'm doing a quick survey meant to
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 49
Thread images: 7
File: 1447294432690.jpg (126 KB, 480x608) Image search: [Google]
1447294432690.jpg
126 KB, 480x608
Hello, fellow robots. I'm doing a quick survey meant to evaluate whether humans prefer compensation through altruistic benevolence or their own manipulation. Really hoping for as many answers as I can get.

1.>Would you rather have: a)The ability to read minds at will or b)instant five million dollars.
2.>Would you rather a) become famous or b)have the ability to become invisible
3.>Would you rather a)Have the ability to see the future or b)stop time whenever you want.
4.>Would you rather a)have everyone always tell the truth to you or b)always be believed when you lie
5.>Would you rather a)Have the ability to communicate with the dead or b)become immortal
6.>Do think a serial murderer deserves a)life imprisonment or b) a death sentence
7.>Do you agree that Marxism works as a social system? a) yes b)no.
>>
1) cash is king bby
2) Invisible. Being famous would suck.
3) Stop time. Knowing the future would suck.
4) Lying. Having people be unable to speak what they want (e.g. lies) around me sounds terrible.
5) Speak with Dead. Being immortal sounds terrible.
6) just kill the nigger
7) marxism is broken, all social systems are broken, I'm sure if Marxism came to a western country we'd be able to make it work somehow because we're not chinks shitskins or slavshits
whenever we talk up how great capitalism and freedom are it really sounds like people just kinda flapping their gums about how great the choices they made are and how it's totally the best, while the actual relevant factor (not being a degenerate people) goes unmentioned
>>
1. a
2. b
3. b
4. b
5. b
6. b
7. b
>>
>>27942576
Read minds
Become invisible
Stop time
Believed when lying
Become immortal
Doesn't matter much to me, death sentence
I haven't looked into it enough to decide, don't know
>>
1. B, I feel like reading minds would make me super insecure and ruin all my relationships
2. B
3. B
4. B , Hardest one. It'd be nice and comfy, to be certain of everything I am told. But your lies always being believed could lead to some GREAT shit if you're a shitty person like I am.
5. A
6. A
7. I don't know.
>>
>>27942576

1) A- read minds
2) B - invisible
3) A- see the future
4) A - always tell the truth (painful, but powerful)
5) B - Immortality (I have a hard-on for living forever)
6) B - Death sentence
7) B- no.
>>
>>27942576
1. B Minds are a terrible thing to read, and I'd have an excuse to ride out NEET style.
2. B
3. B
4.
5. B There are questions out there I'd like to know from he real sources, and not what I've been told to believe. Plus it would suck to live forever.
6. B Someone like that doesn't need to even have the chance to escape and roam around again
7. B
>>
>>27942576
1 a
2 b
3 a
4 a
5 a
6 b
7 b
>>
>>27942576
1. A, i dont need that much money to survive.
2.B. Fame is useless
3.B. Stop time. seeing the future is meaningless if i cant change it
4.B Always be believed when i lie. dont think A is that useful
5.B Immortality, so i can enjoy the pleasures of life forever
6.B. No use wasting time.
7.No idea
>>
>>27942576

b
b
b
b
a
a
it's a meme
>>
>>27942576
b
b
b
b
a
a, as an ironic sort of punishment worse than death
not well enough informed
>>
All these people saying it would suck to live forever are going to regret it when they're on their deathbed.

There is literally no rational argument against wanting to never die. Existing is better than not existing 100% of the time.
>>
1. a)
2. b)
3. b)
4. a)
5. b)
6. b)
7. b)
>>
>>27942576
1) A- If I could read minds I could manipulate people do make money for me, I would know what they want.
2) B- I don't like too much attention
3) B- I could always do with more time.
4) B- I don't really want either of these, but considering all these questions are linked, it would make hiding my powers easy.
5) B- Immortality, even though it would probably suck socially, I'd probably desensitize to the meat puppets around me eventually. I'm too curious about to future and the universe around me.
6) B- Kill him, but only if they're absolutely certain he's the killer.
7) B- No. Works on paper, but not in real life. People are too greedy.

>not choosing superpowers
>>
>>27942576
1. A
2. B
3. B
4. B
5. A
6. B
7. B
>>
>>27942576
>$5 million
>become invisible
>stop time
>believed when lie
>immortality
>death sentence
>yes
>>
>>27942576
1) B
2) A
3) B
4) A
5) A
6) B (for mercy's sake, I think every life has meaning and even a serial killer ought to have a choice in life in prison or death sentence.)
7) A BLYAT
>>
b
b
b
b
a
a
b
>>
>>27942576
I'd rather know how to fucking greentext
>>
File: bait.png (79 KB, 913x767) Image search: [Google]
bait.png
79 KB, 913x767
>>27944859

>immortal but aging
>immortal but not invincible
>immortal when our world dies
>immortal when our galaxy get sucked into a black hole
>immortal when the universe processes into a slow and steady atomic collapse
>>
ABBBAAB

Reading mindz i can tell what people are actually thinking, but theyll reveal more when they try to disguise to lie. Dont want to be immortal, floating alone among backhoes and insterstrllar dust until tge universe's heat death. Being able to stop time ehenever I want will allow me to practice skills or complete projects to win me fame or money if dedired
>>
>1
B. Five million dollars mean I don't need to work for the rest of my life if I play it right.
>2
B. Suits my style better.
>3
B, no contest. Seeing the future is a worthless power if you can't change it, and meaningless if you can.
>4
B I mean what the shit. I could even murder someone and tell the police I didn't do it.
>5
A. I often wish I was dead. Sure as hell don't wanna live forever.
>6
I've always thought that death sentence should only apply to people who committed crimes after being in jail. But if I had to chose, I'd pick b.
>7
B. This one isn't worth explaining.
>>
>>27942576
money
invisible
stop time
dunno; leaning towards hear truth
talk to dead people (coupled with hear truth would be p sweet)
life imprisonment
marxism is a socio-economic analysis style, and not implementable as a social system; you're thinking of communism. That being said, I do favor socialist policies, generally
>>
>>27942576
ez

a
b
b
a
b
a
a
>>
>>27942576
>b
>a
>b
>a
>a
>a
>b

>>27942666
checking those satanic trips
>>
File: sheit.jpg (314 KB, 640x622) Image search: [Google]
sheit.jpg
314 KB, 640x622
>>27942576
>B ($5M)
>B (Invisibility)
>B (Stop time)
>B (Speech 100)
>B (Immortal)
>Really depends but generally A, life in prison
>Again really depends where/when you apply it
>>
File: 1449461509438.jpg (30 KB, 575x323) Image search: [Google]
1449461509438.jpg
30 KB, 575x323
>>27944859
>suffering is preferable to not suffering
>>
1. B
2. B
3. B
4. B
5. A
6. A
7. A
>>
File: op.png (233 KB, 800x1160) Image search: [Google]
op.png
233 KB, 800x1160
>>27942576
1.a
2.b
3.b
4.a
5.a
6.a (make him suffer)
7.a
>>
>>27942576

B for everything.
>>
1.>Would you rather have: a)The ability to read minds at will or b)instant five million dollars.
B
2.>Would you rather a) become famous or b)have the ability to become invisible
B
3.>Would you rather a)Have the ability to see the future or b)stop time whenever you want.
B
4.>Would you rather a)have everyone always tell the truth to you or b)always be believed when you lie
B
5.>Would you rather a)Have the ability to communicate with the dead or b)become immortal
A though I don't think I'd use it, the dead should be left in peace
6.>Do think a serial murderer deserves a)life imprisonment or b) a death sentence
A but they should have the right to euthanasia
7.>Do you agree that Marxism works as a social system? a) yes b)no.
I don't know
>>
>>27944859
You really want to live for all eternity? Even if you spend most of that time suffering alone since the universe will eventually end and you'll be alone in a black void?

You have often seen the sand on the seashore. How fine are its tiny grains! And how many of those tiny little grains go to make up the small handful which a child grasps in its play
Now imagine a mountain of that sand, a million miles high, reaching from the earth to the farthest heavens, and a million miles broad, extending to remotest space, and a million miles in thickness; and imagine such an enormous mass of countless particles of sand multiplied as often as there are leaves in the forest, drops of water in the mighty ocean, feathers on birds, scales on fish, hairs on animals, atoms in the vast expanse of the air: and imagine that at the end of every million years a little bird came to that mountain and carried away in its beak a tiny grain of that sand.
How many millions upon millions of centuries would pass before that bird had carried away even a square foot of that mountain, how many eons upon eons of ages before it had carried away all?
Yet at the end of that immense stretch of time not even one instant of eternity could be said to have ended. At the end of all those billions and trillions of years eternity would have scarcely begun.
And if that mountain rose again after it had been all carried away, and if the bird came again and carried it all away again grain by grain, and if it so rose and sank as many times as there are stars in the sky, atoms in the air, drops of water in the sea, leaves on the trees, feathers upon birds, scales upon fish, hairs upon animals, at the end of all those innumerable risings and sinkings of that immeasurably vast mountain not one single instant of eternity could be said to have ended; even then, at the end of such a period, after that eon of time the mere thought of which makes our very brain reel dizzily, eternity would scarcely have begun.
>>
>>27942576
1) B
2) B
3) B
4) A
5) A
6) B
7) I dont know enough about it
>>
>>27945125
Just use the > sign and type text after it, like you see everyone else doing.
>bruh
>>
File: 1449306359413.jpg (25 KB, 514x576) Image search: [Google]
1449306359413.jpg
25 KB, 514x576
A, even though I really like money, I think reading minds would be better
B, easily
B, easily
B, don't need them to tell the truth when I can read their minds
B.
B.
>>
>>27942576
1. A
2. B
3. B
4. A
5. Neither.
6. A
7. N
>>
>>27942576
1. b
2. b
3. b but wouldnt want either
4. neither but if i had to pick b
5. a, would never use it
6. a
7. b it just doesn't mix with human nature and literally everyone needs to buy in
>>
File: R-tard=u.jpg (8 KB, 250x250) Image search: [Google]
R-tard=u.jpg
8 KB, 250x250
>>27945611
>implying implications

I was pointing out that OP failed at greentexting by using le meme arrows
>after
The sentence started as you can see >>27942576
>>
Let me answer this right for you, you fucking autists.

A - you can easily make 5 mil if you can read minds. The world is at your feet.

B - I'll be pretty fucking famous considering I'd have a goddamn super power.

A - if I can see the future, I can manipulate the world in untold ways. You can if you're able to stop time, but only to an extent.

A - I'd become the highest paid journalist in the world.

A - immortality sucks, I'd get bored when the world ends.

A - life in prison is cheaper right now. If that was different, death penalty.

Last question is retarded. Anything can work in a "perfect world". No one political system will ever be prosperous forever. Change needs to happen for balance.

You're welcome, retards.
>>
>>27942576
1 - A
2- B
3- B
4- B
5- B
6- A
7- B
>>
>>27942576
1. a) read minds
2. b) invisible
3. b) stop time
4. a) tell the truth
5. b) immortal
6. a) life imprisonment
7. b) no
>>
>>27942576
1) Read minds. With that power and some planning you can make easily more than $5m

2) Become invisible

3) Hard one...stop time.

4) Always believe me when I lie.

5) Communicate with the dead.

6) I'm still very divided on this. But if someone killed someone I loved I'd want them dead so... I choose death sentence

7) No, only a child would think that shit works.
>>
1. A, as long as it can be turned off
2. B
3. B
4. B, the truth hurts sometimes...
5. A
6. A
7. B
>>
>>27946034
>Implying r9k would work for money rather than just having 5 million straight up
>Needing more than 5 million for the rest of your life

>Implying r9k wants to be famoose

>Implying seeing the future is useful, as soon as you look at it, it changes

>Implying anyone would speak to you
>Implying you couldn't easily make more money by just selling perfect lies

I agree with the rest of your points
>>
>>27946191
I'd need 5 mil because I love cocaine and attractive women

I'm not implying r9k would want to be famous, I'm implying that if you did, you would be famous because of invisibility.

You're right about the future thing. I'm looking at it from a more traditional sense. X happened because of Y, but if I do Z I can prevent/cause it to happen. Also assuming you'd have the ability to see infinite futures based on minute changes.

People would speak to me because I'd start small. YouTube interviews with small town politicians. There's always little fish that just want to get their name out there, no matter how few will see. You could make more money by selling perfect lies, but I'd like to think I would have more power to shape the world the way I envision with the truth power.
>>
>>27946836
More than 5 mil, I mean.
>>
>>27942576
1. b
2. b
3. a
4. a
5. a
6. a
7. a
>>
1.>Would you rather have: a)The ability to read minds at will or b)instant five million dollars.
>b
2.>Would you rather a) become famous or b)have the ability to become invisible
b
3.>Would you rather a)Have the ability to see the future or b)stop time whenever you want.
a
4.>Would you rather a)have everyone always tell the truth to you or b)always be believed when you lie
b, would never be put in jail for anything. Feelsgoodman
5.>Would you rather a)Have the ability to communicate with the dead or b)become immortal
b
6.>Do think a serial murderer deserves a)life imprisonment or b) a death sentence
They should get freedom. Keep killing normie scum, serial killers. I'll keep rooting for you.
7.>Do you agree that Marxism works as a social system? a) yes b)no.
No idea m8y
>>
>>27946836
Well regardless I would like to hear how you would shape the world
Thread replies: 49
Thread images: 7

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.