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Would you guys congratulate me if I managed to get pic related as my gf?

She's 18, never had a boyfriend before, and is a real virgin.

Bros, am I going to fuck this up?
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>>27942365
Gimme her contact info I'll warm her up with the douchebag then you come in as a nice guy routine.
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>>27942365
A real qt original.
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>>27942391
okay man, what's the plan, how are you gonna warm her up?
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>>27942605
I'll get back to you, you just let me do my thing.
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yea probably
777
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>>27942365
Not a single aspect of this post is factual, not even you wondering if you could fuck it up because there's nothing to fuck up.
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she's going to cheat on you with chad

the end
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>>27942365
She has potential to be qt if that's not one of her best pics.
Either way, taste is taste so go get her m8.
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>>27942365
>real virgin.
In today's world that means she only fucked 10 guys and gave only 90 blowjobs
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>>27943723
This isn't me op, fuck you faggot I was seriously offering my services.
>>27942605
But now that I think about it all I could do would let you know subtle things shed like or something or see how much it takes to make her mad or how well her sense of humor is BUT with snakes like>>27943723
Running around its best not to trust anyone now including me. They'll just ruin it out of jealousy so my friend just stay smart
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>>27944357
alright man thats sounds cool i trust you okay
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>>27943758
believe it or not this IS a conversation between the two of us

I started talking to her from OKC, so I'm not some orbiter. She's already agreed to go on a date with her

I think I'll be okay... I hope, but any pointers anyway? We're gonna go to the zoo
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>>27944994
whoops forgot the picture that was supposed to go with that post
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>>27944994
Where is the conversation?
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>>27942365
sure man, as long as you wanted her.

also, my advice, never believe a girl if they tell you shes a virgin. you have no actual way of knowing one way or the other and its in a girls favor to appear as a virgin truthful or not, in any country western or eastern. and sex, well,... u ever play with magnets anon? she appears to be a very strong magnet

its the oldest lie in the book.

is she a virgin? maybe, but chances are "there was this one time..." just be carefull with your heart is all im saying. im not being that serious and im high but you know what i mean anon.
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>>27942365
No i wouldn't unless she rides.
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>>27945508
I for some reason believe this chick

she seems very naive
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OP that all depends if her personality is not shit and matches well enough with yours that you are both happy in the relationship. Young girls, especially virgins, tend to be inexperienced and not good at reciprocating in relationships due to ignorance. Then again, my current gf was a virgin when we met and it's the best relationship I've had so far.

I'd say starting off by posting her picture on 4chan isn't really a good start. Also, I'd be skeptical on the virgin stuff. Some girls don't consider handies, blowies, or anal to be actual sex and would call themselves virgins despite having one or each multiple times.

Take it slow at first, if she is a real virgin she probably won't want to rush into things. But if she's on dating websites it sounds like she knows what she wants and is ready to find it. Remember, don't spill your spaghetti everywhere, and you can always walk away if she ends up being crazy. It sounds counter-intuitive, but women love it when you are a little distant. You don't want to seem too attached or clingy.

If it doesn't work out, nothing lost, nothing earned. She was probably a bitch anyway and there will always be more women out there. Good luck OP, hopefully you're not a dick.
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>>27945714
Shes had anal for sure and sucked all the dicks
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>>27942365
You're not. She looks generic and forgettable.
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OP post face pic.

I want to see what kind of guy can get a girl like that?
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>>27946385
Seconded. Please and thank you.
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>>27944213
This is inevitable. Chad always wuns
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Hey robot cuk

You can watch me fuck her on webcam tomorrow.

I took off work to bang her, she's coming over after 4 when she gets out of class.
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>>27945714
every penis...
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>>27947055
Itt things that will never happen

Robot fuckery God damnit
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cuck and a normie reeeee
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>>27942365
I was you 2 years ago. She was 18 and a virgin. I didnt end up fucking her and some chad guy older than her by a few years broke her hymen. Its been 2 years and i still bet shes trying to get him to be her bf. Im already getting sick typing this ill stop.
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>>27947236
Where did you go wrong?
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>>27947250
I moved interstate and didnt listen to friends when they told me to just fuck her. I thought i should be decent and not sleep with her as i couldn't be her bf. What does she do a week after i leave, fucks some short hypersocialite man who is rolling in his parents cash. Its not her having sex that pissed me off. Its that she was so sweet to me in every way a man could imagine. Heck, you can say i didnt sleep with her because i loved her. Im not a virgin btw its just that I'd never truly loved someone like that before.

>I still wake up in the middle of the night angry with myself.

What is life anon?
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>>27946385
>>27946438
I'm fabulous.
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>>27947487
>>27942365

Looks like the perfect couple. Marry her quick op
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shes saving herself for a chad
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>>27947487
>>27947487
Holy crap she could do so much better. Marry her right now and enjoy a few years together before she realizes she's a Stacy and you're a ugly beta and fucks Chad behind your back.
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>>27947487
kek bro you look like an angry baby
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>>27947487
nah man, workout, get real clothes, and trim that pathetic facial hair. also be tall. btw i doubt you'll get that girl unless she's dumb. smart pretty girls always hold out.
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>>27942365
of course your going to fuck up. you posted her face in this cesspool. you clueless bastard
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>>27942365
lol, she's probably guilty about fucking 20 guys already and lying to you about being a virgin because it's the only way any guy her age would want her.
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>>27947824
>smart pretty girls always hold out.

smart girls are the worst hypersluts in existence. smart + pretty = sucked dozens of dicks.
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>>27947487
This is a really bad camera angle. you'd look much better in literally any other pose
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>>27947487
hahaha
you have nice hair
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>>27942365
She's cute, but I would never congratulate a normie.
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