>you'll never sit across from Emma
That's fine, rather have her straddle my lap.
>Emma will never sit on your dick
>you'll never go on a hike with her
>she'll never spontaneously turn around to tell you how much she admires the relationship you're in
>>27942152
I know a roastie version of this girl.
25 and already taken more cocks than I would care to think about.
She's hitting the wall early, which is too bad, because only now that I'm thirtysomething and set up with a decent livelihood that women like her notice me.
It's too bad I feel mild disgust and revulsion for her. She still takes 10 miles of cock a year. She's got her own job, her own house, she's an electrician, and yet she still acts like a lovesick teenager, looking for love in all the wrong places.
I don't have a point. There is no point.
>you'll never be able to fully appreciate Emma
>you'll never have a genuine, empathetic bond with her
>you'll never experience what it means to truly love another human
>>27942267
>she's an electrician
red flag m8. She works in a male dominated trade.
>you'll never get to listen to Emma
>you'll never forge a single memory with her
>emma threads
All they do is remind me that I wish for nothing but the sweet release of death.
What's the deal with /r9k/ and plain girls with abnormally wide-set eyes?