I'm fucking done, I've been suffering for long enough and no matter what I do I'm still absolutely fucking miserable.
I've decided to finally stop being a pussy and end the pain myself, but first I want to do something big and crazy that maybe I could have some fun just once before I die. It's been so long since I've done something that made me feel anything positive.
Things to keep in mind:
-No worries about long term consequences in general, but if it's something I could get sent to prison for I need a quick out (ie a nearby cliff to jump off of) because there is no way in hell I'm going to prison and becoming Rakonda's lesbian fucktoy.
-I'm only 19
-I only have about $200
-Something that can be done immediately would be preferred, but I'm willing to wait up to a full thirty days for a plan to come to fruition
-I'm not physically attractive
>>27942054
>-No worries about long term consequences in general, but if it's something I could get sent to prison for I need a quick out (ie a nearby cliff to jump off of) because there is no way in hell I'm going to prison and becoming Rakonda's lesbian fucktoy.
So youre a girl? Just be my gf
b gf please
Have lots of unprotected wild sex?
Idk.
...have sex with a few guys from this board and make their dreams come true, make them feel wanted, give them a reason to live.
Maybe you wont go to hell for doing good deeds b4 u go.
Dnt kill irself tho k.
hey wanna get married
idk think it costs more that 200, well I've got 200 as well so 400.
eh nevermind not worth it
>>27942188
Lots of sex doesn't sound fun to me.
If I could find a robot nearby (in Oregon or Southern Washington) that doesn't sound like too bad of an Idea though.
>>27942305
close call guys, dont just marry any ho. always wait for her to post more before you propose
777
>>27942399
wow, fuck you
>>27942449
u need me girl
>>27942054
>but first I want to do something big and crazy that maybe I could have some fun just once before I die.
Take others with you.
>>27942465
What do you mean?
I need you to reassure me that I don't deserve happiness?
That I'm worthless trash?
That I can't do anything right and am always a disappointment?
>>27942497
that would probably just make me throw up
>>27942541
looks like your last boyfriend damaged you
>assuming I'd talk to you enough for you to get these silly false messages
chill its ok, cmon girl. all honesty, stuff gets better and whatever your problems are won't be problems in 12 months, it will time out and your life will move on and you'll forget about whatever puny shit is tormenting you
just chill out and play video games for a year, shit changes
>>27942541
Those things are only true if you make them true. Every moment you believe and act them out you are completing a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Stop. Eat a healthy meal. Take a shower. Go outside. Pet your animal. Call your parents.
It starts small and NOW.
>>27942643
>assuming a damaged cunt like this will process, interpret and apply the advice you're giving her
don't waste time essay
>>27942054
dont do it friend. its a coward thing to do, its not brave.
>>27942638
It's already been over 5 years, I'm mentally ill not fucking angsty
>>27942643
I've tried that, I've been in therapy, I've been medicated out of my fucking mind, it doesn't help. I'm broken.
I don't want your bullshit fucking advice. I'm not something you can fix. I just wanted to do something fun before I kill myself. The killing myself part will happen regardless of whether or not I remain completely miserable until then.
>>27942871
alright w/e have fun we dont care
777
>>27942871
but we dont want you to die :(
wanna skype and just rant?
Whatever, fuck all of you, nevermind.
>>27942871
No your lazy, unwilling and want your shit handed to you on a silver platter.
If you were that fucking depressed you wouldn't care about a final hurrah.
Go cold cop some heroin, use until it keeps you going or takes you out. Snort / smoke it depending on ECP / tar at first. Buy some needles and filters on Amazon after you build up a bit of a tolly.
No better way to go out.
I'm in a similar boat op. I don't think this is possible for you since you don't have much money, but what I'm planning to do is just get addicted to heroin to make the pain go away. Eventually I'll overdose and die and everything will be all good.
>>27942871
>I've tried that. I've been in therapy, been medicated out of my fucking mind, it doesn't help. I'm broken.
This cunt really is damaged if she thinks that therapy+medication=Stop, eat a healthy meal, take a shower, pet your animal, call your parents. fucking stacys...
>>27942871
>she actually had a bf 5 years ago
Female """"robots"""", everyone.
Off yourself already.
>>27943032
give up man. worthless woman who is caught in her own downward spiral. you seem like a smart guy with great advice to give, so hand it out to people who aren't already falling down the stairs
You got good credit?
what the fuck is up with this roastie? why does she keep on posting stock images of animals and saying she would "Throw up" if she took others with her? get the fug out of here normo
You made a mistake admitting your a girl, these robots can't get over their women-hate enough to give a legitimate response
>>27943071
thanks for the compliment bby, but I didn't give the advice initialy.
>>27942054
should join the military(something dangerous but it doesnt have to be infantry)....sounds like you need some excitement in life to get you out of your slump and if you dont get out of your slump at least you could die in an honorable+possibly cool way
