>Neet
>Fat
>Manlet
>Still get my dick sucked daily
What's your excuse?
>>27940984
Vacuums don't count as a gf
>>27940984
my excuse is being a 5'2'' ugly feminine manlet with social anxiety and avoidant personality disorder
>>27941056
Your mom is more than just a vacuum.
>>27940984
Ugly is worse than all those things combined.
>>27940984
probably not willing to stoop as low as you have
>>27941075
I'm probably uglier than you.
>>27941095
Yes, I know you are
>>27941091
Playing in your own league isn't stooping.
>>27940984
>Not a neet
>Not fat
>Not a manlet
>Still a kissless virgin
What is your secret ?
Putting peanut butter on your dick and having your dog lick it off doesn't count OP
>>27940984
>no 'small dick'
That's why you get your dick sucked. Penis size is the key to everything.
>>27941148
All you have to do is find a girl on the same level as you and tell them to suck it. It really is that easy.
>>27941171
So go after hamplanets and burn victims?
>>27942318
Yes.fuckoriginalityIdon'tneedthisshit
>>27940984
at least, you aren't bald
>>27941072
she sucks like a vacuum