let's get another one of these going and comment on each other's tastes
whats your ideal, robots?
>she's white
>long brown hair
>shorter than 5'5
>quiet and shy
>virgin
>not fat
>submissive
>>27940200
Nice dubs.
>introspective
>shorter than me (6'2")
>younger than me (25)
>not a fatty
>plays drums or bass or something
I think this would be the most fun.
>pure
>fragile
>cruel
>sacred
I cant even think of anything kek, I guess I'm just not interested in relationships
>long black hair
>white
>shorter than me
>smart
>good with computers
>i'd like her to be as comfortable with lots of physical contact
>tall(6'2+)
>big dick(8" ideal)
>at least average looks
>loves dd/lg
>won't care about my past
Sigh.
>White
>Irish/Scottish/German
>5-5'11
>Outgoing and quirky
>Virgin or one or two lovers
>Black, Brown or Redhead
>Either chubby or skinny don't care
>Respects what I like, and in return I will respect what she likes
>into incest and roleplay.
It will never happen lads, but I can dream, and cry.
>ginger
>aspiring writer
>patient (especially concerning my bouts of extreme defeatism and pessimism over myself)
>willing to not hold back criticism on what I need to improve in my art
>not afraid to call me out when I'm wrong
>kind
>animal lover
>good sense of humor, can take being silly
>doesn't mind occasional conversations about pointless shit
>knows what she likes and isn't afraid to get excitable around me
>affectionate
Basically, I'm a huge sucker for cute.
>they're alive
>not black
>cute and feminine
>love me
>>27940200
>not ugly
>hasnt fucked an animal
>hopefully doesnt do cam shows
in 2016 this might be too much to ask for tho
>look through thread
>every post has ">white" as a requirement
WHITES CANNOT BE FUCKING ROBOTS FUCK!
>>27940534
>aspiring writer
>2016
Enjoy your tumblerina.
>>27940200
>Irish/English/Scottish descent
>brown hair
>light eyes (blue preferably, or green)
>quiet, stoic-ish, kind, nerdy
>likes vidya, and anime so we can combine our collections and create a nice gaming room for the both of us
>looks don't matter so much, as long as he doesn't look like an ogre
>not aggressive and is good with communication
>has a job
>not shitskin
>not mudslime
>funny
>quirky
>opinionated
>loving
>older than me (18)
>not taller than me (6'2)
>not more muscular than me
>brunette
>enjoys to travel
That's all I want :'(
>asian
>under 100 pounds
>has glasses
>smart
>shy
>soft spoken
>tender and affectionate
>deeply religious
>does/says things that makes me laugh
>>27940616
The rest of the list is almost the opposite of a tumblrina, though.
Besides, that one isn't AS important, but we're doing ideal, so why not?
>can handle my sever mental illness
>anyone who will love me
>>27940655
You're beta as fuck.
>>27940200
At this point my idea gf is someone who looks decent enough and is a nice person.
Nothing else matters.
>>27940602
>tfw you still futilely give these threads a look to see if you have a chance, even as a hypothetical
I don't get how most of the people here can still be alone.
>>27940693
so what
blox
>>27940714
I didn't get your point.
>>27940200
White
Super thin
Pale
Mentally unstable
Hates people
>>27940602
>implying women in general qualify for robot-ship
>>27940781
>>27940781
>tfw no qt russian pale dark wear gf
>likes to travel
>likes to write
>raven/black haired
>brown eyes
>silly naturewhite :^)
>>27940809
>implying I'm a woman
Women prefer whites as well lad. The whole BBC thing only exists in porn.
>>27940200
>Loves me
>Is around my weight and height and level of attractiveness
>musical (very important to me)
>shorter than me
>younger
>darker hair (brown or black, doesnt matter)
>White preferably, asian is also good
>funny, cute
>honest with me, but not brutally so, makes me a better man
>kinda nerdy or geeky, introverted, anime fan, I kind of have a thing for glasses
>tolerates my addiction to Pepsi and medieval vidya games
>as inexperienced with relationships as can possibly be
>not too judgemental, loves me for who I am
>basically a cute best friend who understands my quirks and self loathing but who might need a shoulder to lean on sometimes.
>It would be really nice if she could play piano or bass or something. If she could play the Roundabout bass riff I would lose it
> Not mentally unstable
> Not repulsive
> Actually gives a fuck about me, desires me
> A few shared interests
Slowly lowering my bar each and every day.
>>27940602
mine didnt say white
>>27940564
>>27940869
>implying they talk to enough girls to know that
>>27940869
Ethnic theory has been displayed many, many times.
If a guy looks like this, regardless of race or dick size (which women actually don't care about, contrary to popular belief) he's getting laid. White or not.
20/80 surpasses racial dichotomy.
>>27940969
*disproved
unoriginal
>>27940421
>>pure
>>fragile
>>cruel
>>sacred
>like my dreams
>>27940966
>talking to women meme
How's the r/TRP r/PUA brainwashing working out for you?Autist.
>>27940200
>white
>5'4 or shorter
>smart
>skinny
>long hair, doesn't matter what color, but it has to be good hair (idk what good hair means)
>younger than me
>touchy, physical, but not annoyingly
>cute af
>loyal
>technical,not feminist major
>pref russian
>>27940969
thing is most black men don't look like that and have no social value
>rich
>dumb
>>27940969
>woman don't care about race or dick size
oh my god you're a black dicklet
>female
>has a pulse
>>27940200
>Blonde or Northern Chinese
>2-4 inches shorter than me so 5'8''-5'10'' (can't have manlets for kids)
>Fiery, quick thinking, and rational
>Executive
>Tsundere
>/fit/
>beta/submissive
>not a genius, or a dumbfuck
>inquisitive
>rude to most people, nice to me
>will assist me in my schemes
>white or azn
>not religious, but not a fedora
>argumentative
>doesn't get annoyed or offended easily
>doesn't have more than 5 friends
>not old
>thinks i'm cool
>will stay up late and do dumb shit with me
>dislikes kids
>likes inconveniencing normalfags
>blonde or black hair
>will make fun of indians
>not easily grossed out
>virgin
has clean fingernails
>will let me stab on occasion
doesn't exist
>>27941218
why specifically indians
what does stab mean
>>27941286
Indians are the worst people on earth. If ever there was a people that needed to be exterminated, its them.
>what does stab mean
You know, shove a knife in someone.
She can be as plain looking so long as I care, but for God's sake, I just want a girl who is not quick to conform to imbecilic societal standards crafted by the modern "culture", primarily those pushed via modern trends and social networks.
Just that goddammit, a girl with firm integrity and individuality, not a husk who lives to daily heed the imposed perceptions of her peers.
Someone who holds genuine, sincere passion towards something, anything - one that is not just simply upheld for the sake of appeasing societal norms and her own image.
Someone who I could respect as my equal, both intellectually and morally.
But I am living a delusion here with my expectations, aren't I?
I find that the girls I fall in love with are usually different then what I expect, but I'll go for it anyways
>white
>dyed hair
>great t&a
>cute pixie cut
>outgoing and loud
>into vidya and anime
>horny as often as I am
>>27940200
>pale skin
>5'1 or shorter (ALTERNATIVE MODE: 6'2 and way taller than me for snu snu)
>not strongly opinionated
>nice feet
>loving personality
>inspires me to become a better man
>>27941316
are you a self hating indian?
>>27941361
>alternative mode
lol
>>27941328
Holy shit dude you would love my ex. She was really pretensions and thought every other girl was trying to conform to social norms. But not her, no, she thought she was a really unique special butterfly who was better then everyone because she didn't conform. Seems like you two would get along great.
>>27941218
are you a boy or a grill
I fit all of these thingsI'm a boy[/SPOILER]
> white (no need to be "pure", as I'm not pure myself, but I really like light skin)
> not being chubby nor too skinny
> long brown hair
> small boobs, average ass
> like to wear t-shirt, don't like slut wear
> has cute mannerisms
> like to tease me
> sentimental, cry easily, like to be comforted
> don't swear
> don't want children, knowing it's a pretty fucked up world to bring someone into
> has few friends (or none at all)
> likes to stay at home just cuddling, watching something or playing vidya
> if she sees me sad, she does some cute thing she knows will put a smile on my face
> like to lay down on the grass and hold hands at night
It's never going to happen, robots.
>>27941390
If her, coming off as being pretentious as you claim her to be, was the result of her non-comformist attitude, it just tells me that she did so in the first place to garner the attention by appearing as an intriguing and unique individual, which in itself, is the act of conforming to the mentioned standards.
So to answer you - no, I would not like your ex and I'd probably deem her as insufferable brat.
Interesting thing here is however, that I have only your personal perspective on the person, so all of this could be merely your butthurt speaking. Maybe you were the one who couldn't stand her integrity and ability to remain indifferent to stream of things, to put it that way.
ideal bf i guess
>will tell me when I'm wrong
>can talk to me about current events and politics
>won't mind taking long drives with me (i like to be the one driving tho ;;;;;;)
>doesn't mind slightly short curly hair
>is okay with trying new food
>will help me cook and bake time to time
>will be able to handle my depressive episodes (i mostly just need reassurance)
>will let my touchy with them in private
>won't mind me tucking my feet under their butt when they get cold
>will let me fall asleep on them
>has similar music taste, will show me new music
>will dance with me to some comfy tunes
>gentle when it comes to sex at first
>will remind me to keep my workspace and art supplies clean
>will try and make an effort to get along with the few family members that are important to me
>can sit with me in silence (like i am doodling and he might be on computer or something i just like the company)
>can talk to me openly about how he feels
am i too demanding
>>27941515
yeah cause you sound like a faggot haha
>>27941362
No, gross.
>>27941405
I'm agoy
And a girl.
>>27941548
that's all reasonable, anon good luck finding it though
>>27941576
i know. sigh. no bf for me
>>27941555
what kind of girl wants virgin men?
quack QUACK
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
>>27941548
That is a reasonable and cute as fuck list, honestly.
>>27940200
>She's not mordibly disfigured
>Lacks STD's
>Hasn't had too many partners
>tfw not a big fan of caucasian girls
I'm probably gonna end up dying along but hey I have porn and I can draw girls so I lack the problems that come with having a gf
99 problems but a bitch ain't one
>>27941648
dumb bulimics with virgin fetishes, obviously
>german decent
>glasses
>light brown hair
>extremely pale skin
>blue eyes
>not a normie
>shy
>i said not a fucking normie
>get out of my head
>am i hearing voices again
>mom?
>im so sorry mom
>i know im a failure
>nobody likes me
>thin but not too thin like skelly thin
Ideal gf
>someone I can actually be myself around and don't feel like I need to be talking to them 24/7 or else they get angry
>relationship is more like a friendship with deeper running intimacy than two people becoming one(?)
>similar taste but not identical, expands off in different directions
>will let me be a house husband
I can't think of anything else..
>>27941772
if you mean yourself, would you be willing to pretend to be an acid spitting dragon, you know the vomit
>>27941772
>virgin fetish
Virgin women, makes sense.
Virgin men, why? That's the most pointless thing to have a fetish for, and I try to keep my mind open to shit like scat, guro, and shitting dick nipples.
>>27941854
How can you understand a virgin women fetish but not a virgin man one?
>>27941665
tfw guys usually make fun of my list
tfw not white so guys pick on me even more
>>27941892
are you black? asasad
>dont know if want gf, just generally confused
>lonely, but have turned girls down
Im empty and nobody can fill me(desu)
>pale skin
>black hair
>green eyes
>glasses
>skinny
>smart
>funny
>kind
Current partner is very close to this.
>>27941885
Because men virgins are not men.
>>27941809
Sure.
As long as you aren't grossed out by all the vomit.
>>27941854
Well, I can only think of myself in a dominant role, and in order to do that I think you would have to be more experienced. But I have none whatsoever, so I could only see someone equally inexperienced as appealing.
And once you take someone's virginity, they're never getting it back, you'll always be there first.
Ideal gf
>not fat
>nice ass
>is ok with 3 inch dick
>won't cheat on me
>>27940620
i'm perfect for you.
oregano senpai
Hanako
Oricbxncbx
>27941994
>is ok with 3 inch dick
>won't cheat on me
I may have some bad news for you, Anon.
>>27941925
nope I'm a mutt tho
asian and south american
>tfw shitskin spic
>>27941892
Honestly, I'd be a perfect fit for most of it, cept I'm sheltered and uneducated as fuck so you'd have better luck getting a talk about current events out of a wall, I'm far too shy and insecure to dance, and I'm a music pleb. Pretty much only dadrock and whatever the hell gorillaz count as.
Hope you find all that some day.
>>27941218
all me, but i'm not a virgin. :C
>white
>nothing shorter than shoulder length brown/orange/dirty blonde hair
>5'8'-6'2'
>outgoing, capable of forethought, considerate, able to speak her mind, courageous, strong in her ideals, goes against the grain(doesn't get sucked into media or pop culture)
>age is irrelevant
>virginity is irrelevant as long she's never been a whore/loose (1-3 stable, LTR's is no big deal)
>comes from a married household, no divorce, preferably with siblings
>wants to have a big family herself
>takes care of herself both physically and mentally
>likes the thought of doing couple things, even such things as wearing matching colored clothes/outfits or making a specific date/time of the month as a couples night
>has goals of her own
>strong willed, able to pick me up when I'm down and vice versa
That's all I've got off the top of my head. I've never really thought too much about it as I've always deemed it impossible to meet my perfect match. I mean, I've never been able to find a best friend, let alone a life partner. Two in one would be perfect, but who knows, all I can do is hope.
>>27942041
you gotta be memeing nobody refers to themselves like that
>>27941885
Because male virginity is pointless. There's no real "pureness" in it because we're the active role. Hell, it's laughable to most people if you can't even get that one. I just don't see what in your brain could possibly give you that kink.
>>27942027
this is ideal gf but in reality i wouldn't be able to have sex with someone and honestly i wouldn't want to. it'd be embarrassing and neither of us would get any pleasure so what's the point?
>>27940200
>female
>taller than 4'11
>any race
>tolerable facial features
>less than chubby
>willing to get /fit with me
>eats healthy
>not emotionally dependent on people
>doesn't always need to talk (space)
>can enjoys each other's presence
>doesn't need to go out all the time
>mutual honesty and hides nothing from me
>loyalty
>open about her feelings
>doesn't get upset that I may seem to be an asshole because I am blunt
>personal growth
>has her own hobbies and is willing to share them with me
>likes kids
>likes animals
>prefers adoption of animals
>willing to volunteer at an animal shelter with me
>prefers downtempo music
>bakes me snickerdoodles
>>27942094
used to being called it, i don't find it offensive desu
but yes half and half
>>27942051
well, we could always learn from each other
also tbqh dancing isn't a big thing for me, even just listening to music with someone else is nice
>>27942156
what the fuck is a snickerdoodle
>white
>pale
>freckles
>light brown or red hair
>small tits and ass
>passionate about some art form (whether that be music, film, or literature, idc)
>does not use social media
>introverted
>atheist
>/pol/ack
>fashionable
>only has one or two friends, preferably none at all
is this too much to ask for
>>27941553
There's nothing faggoty about it.
>>27942157
Just chilling in general seems nice, whether in silence or music.
I'm always afraid if I had a gf I'd have to be constantly trying to entertain her.
>>27942226
Why would a talented, fashionable girl have no friends?
>>27942180
My favorite baked goods
http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/snickerdoodles/7ffc92a9-d847-4869-9ecb-99de3b751b14
>>27942274
bpd narc probably
>>27942157
you must have grown up in a poor barrio or something
>>27942062
Disgusting.
Kill yourself, degenerate.
literally my only requirements
>white
>cute/fat ass
>high level of common sense/smarts, but not a fucking know it all
>doesn't mind me objectifying her for sexual pleasure when I feel like it
>submits to me sexually regularly and enjoys the act of it
>open to light usage of psychedelics together (1-2 times a year)
>doesn't fucking bother me all the time with shit she knows I don't care about
>has her own hobbies
>doesn't expect me to entertain her after work
>likes to smell good and look good for me occasionally
thats literally it, am I really asking for a lot here? it's almost all entirely attitude based, my physical requirements are easily acceptable for ~80% of women
>white or east asian
>mental illness
>not fat
>no social media
>introvert
>hates everyone including himself
>but doesn't hate me
>won't leave
>ever
>>27942347
Yes, you dolt.
>>27942389
go for a super controlling korean bf
>>27942338
ouch :/.more like upper middle class suburbs nice try i guess anon
>>27942408
come on seriously
at least tell me what is unrealistic
>>27942442
nice meme
blox
> 5'4-5'8
> Chubby
> Long, dark hair
> Race doesn't matter, but white preferred
> Cute face
> Small feet
> Interests: Cuddling, watching Netflix, baking, drawing, writing, traveling.
> Submissive, traditional
> Religious
> Likes to wear dresses with a bow tied on the back
>not fat
>not overly ugly
>loves me
That's it.
Ideal boyfriend.
>5'6-6'
>white
>dark hair and pretty eyes
>cute face
>doesn't have to be fit, but is kinda thick and warm
>probably wears glasses
>introverted and quiet
>smart and driven
>honest and open with his emotions
>respects me and sees me as an equal
>likes anime and video games
>has similar interests but also has hobbies outside of mine
>has similar tastes in music
>is willing to share those things with me
>likes to cook, bake and eat
>is understanding, supportive and sensitive
>encourages me to get better, and is encouraged by me to better himself too
>likes to cuddle
>is kinky and into femdom, good in bed
>white or black
>no less than 6'3"
>at least a 7.5" dick
>makes $200k or more a year
>/fit/
>gives me money whenever i ask for it
>buys me gifts every week
>is fine with only having sex once a month
>doesn't get pissed and suspect me of cheating when i go out with guy friends for the night
>>27942693
this is me I swear to god PLEASE BE MY GF
L O N D O N
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>white or latina
>shorter than me
>same age or slightly older
>long darker hair
>beautiful eyes
>nice butt and decent boobs
>not ugly
>a total smartass and witty
>funny and smart
>into vidya and music
>can have long conversations with her about anything
>>27942693
p-p-p-please make fun of me and peg me
>don't be too fat
>have a decent face
>have the ability to participate in and hold a conversation
that's literally it. virgin preferred but not essential.
>>27942715
Fuck off whore
Roastiebloxxxxorignalia
>>27942730
be my bf pls orrrriginalllllll
>laidback
>skinny/petite
>loyal
>cute face
>enjoys stoner metal
that's pretty much it, last one is probably the most difficult
>>27942715
so you want a sugar daddy or what
>>27940620
Unless you considerhalf israelia mudskin i had this. I lost it because I made fun of the word quirky. She'd been BLACKED already too so I'm not too torn upI still cry about it once every few days
>>27942727
E A S T C O A S T
>>27942746
Only gently.
>looks like pic related
>acts like pic related
>is pic related
>>27940200
>White
>
That's it. I honestly have no criteria for an ideal mate other then them having a vagina and white. Well maybe not being a chestlet, but if a girl with a flat chest ever got attracted to me I wouldn't give a fuck about cup size. Plus there's always surgeries and herbs to increase size anyway.
>male
>older than 20
>doesn't mind that I'm poo in loo
>recovering NEET interested in self-improvement
>not fat
>likes self-study
>high sex drive
>White or asian
>Cute face
>5'1"
>110lb
>small boobs
>virgin
>Shares my values
>shorter than 5'5
Yea, because fuck your kids shit up familia
>>27942693
all this, east coast, except for two things
>blonde hair
>will only see you as an equal if you measure up
>>27942411
I'll go for any boy wholoves meandisn't black
>>27942916
>>recovering NEET interested in self-improvement
Whats "high" to you?
>>27942941
location and qualities that would cause a love response?
>white
>pale as a motherfucker
>effay
>doesn't have complete shit taste in music
>long hair
>is accepting of my foot fetish
>skinny as fuck and has a small ass
>>27943034
>has a small ass
that's some shit taste, senpai
>artistically inclined
>similar sense of humor and mutual understanding in serious discussions
>shorter than 5'5
>likes physical contact (I'm hella tactile)
>as attractive as me (7/10, 8 on a good day)
think that's pretty reasonable
had a girl who was all of the above but literally the most beautiful girl I've ever met even now
sadly she had an eating disorder, ended catastrophically for both of us
>>27940200
I don't have an ideal, I'll literally take anything that's given to me but that won't ever happen
Ideal gf
>white or asian
>quiet
>little to no friends
>likes staying inside, but not opposed to going out
>introverted
>likes being together
>laid back personality
>doesn't do drugs or smokes weed (drinking is fine)
>loyal
>likes curly hair
Ideal bf
>white or korean
>ideally dark hair and dark eyes but anything is fine
>not fat
>at least 5'5" or taller
>would prefer staying home and cuddling rather than going outside
>someone else who is depressed and maybe we can be less depressed together
>would have to message me at least once every two hours because I'm needy and possessive
>someone dominant
>redpilled
>Traditional, would be a housewife for
>someone to listen to black metal records with
I'm going to die alone
>>27940200
My mom but young and more attractive
>>27943114
>tfw probably all of this outside of 7/10
>tfw borderline
Why haven't I killed myself yet?
>>27943291
I think this could be pretty reasonable depending on how much you're worth. I fit this but I'm kinda picky about certain stuff.
>>27943291
I have a record player, but my only black metal record is Reflections of the Solstice. Also I has full time job so you could be housewife, but I wouldn't be able to message you during the day. You can bring me my lunch and see me then I guess c:
>>27943339
The only thing I have that might be worth something is my virginity. Other then that I'm dull, empty person. I'm not even cute. What are you picky about?
>>27943348
What is your job?
>either white, korean, or japanese
>somewhere around 18-20 age range
>brown/black hair
>taller than 5'6
>not fat
>intelligent and introspective
>not a normalfag
>short hair
>i don't secretly hate them
>>27943442
Virginity for one, so that's a big one down. Others are no alcohol or drugs. You wouldn't have to be that cute but at least skinny and clean, 6.5/10 Personally would improve gradually.
>>27943442
Software dev. The idea for the app I'm making is cool, but right now we're just doing lame stuff like writing REST APIs and making the user interface pretty to show off to investors. Still, I can totally support a housewife right now, and in a little more time, a family. Do you have a record collection? After dinner is on the table, your job will be to flip the records.
>>27941548
>>27942693
>being open and honest with emotions
Is this really an attractive quality? I put a lot of emphasis on emotional honesty and communication but I feel like it just hurts because they think it's creepy or something like that.
Should I just keep it hidden until they're more used to me?
>>27940479
I would fit your criteria if it weren't for the fact that I am fucking stupid (also assuming that I am shorter than you.)
>>27943291
>>white or korean
Check, white.
>>ideally dark hair and dark eyes but anything is fine
Check.
>>not fat
Check, I'm skinny.
>>at least 5'5" or taller
Check, I'm 6,5''.
>>would prefer staying home and cuddling rather than going outside
Check.
>>someone else who is depressed and maybe we can be less depressed together
Check.
>>would have to message me at least once every two hours because I'm needy and possessive
Not cool.
>>someone dominant
I'm beta as fuck, but I don't, I could try to be more dominant.
>>redpilled
Check.
>>Traditional, would be a housewife for
Check.
>>someone to listen to black metal records with
Check, but I also like other things.
But I'm not murican, though.
>>27943509
I think it is. I hate that we live in a society that discourages men from embracing the way they feel because they become emotionally stunted. It's hard to be in relationships with people like that.
I would definitely hold a qt bf while he cried and wipe his tears. As much as he would me.
>>27943578
>I'm beta as fuck, but I don't know
Fixed.
>>27943504
I don't have access to drugs and I don't drink since only 20. I'm skinny but my hair is greasy and I wear the clothes I sleep in all day, kek.
>>27943506
You sound successful, anon. You could probably buy a mail order wife from Russia. I have records but I don't have a record player. That's how much of a pleb I am.
>>27942693
>tfw on east coast but asian, dubious eyes + face, but match almost everything else
the emotional stuff and the encouragement thing is something I want
>>27943596
not that anon but being able to trust someone emotionally like that sounds wonderful
>>27943509
>Is this really an attractive quality?
Not for the majority of women.
You're honestly better off keeping yourself "stoic" until you're really familiar with her. getting posts like this >>27943596
Doesn't really help because you're likely not to meet this person or people like them.
>>27943697
>>27943697
>>27943578 here.
I can't even get comments from a fembot on my profile.
>white
>5'10''+
>intelligent > emotional even to the point of being emotionally deficient or reserved
>into rational debate but not pushy
>doesn't mind my serious stutter and inability to talk in person
>under 30
>avg fit or thin
>already living in California
>virgin
Thinking about this is insanely depressing
>>27943779
Vocaroo stutter please. Read your ideal bf stats if you don't have something to say
>>27943766
Sorry, anon. I thought it was pretty much a deal-breaker due to the possessiveness and neediness and me being american.
>>27943697
I'm 23, and I think you need to be 35 for anastasiadate.com, and you would need to do the cooking in order for me to afford you to live without bringing money into the household. For right now at least, I'm going to be getting a sizeable raise in the near future. My record player works fine, bring them over, and I'll get you a frilly apron, and you can get to transforming my shabby bachelor zone into my kingdom, in exchange for my affection, stability, and purpose.
Here is my ideal bf
>>27943872
Pretty good taste tbqh.
>>27941548
>>will be able to handle my depressive episodes (i mostly just need reassurance)
Would you help me through mine too, anon?
My ideal gf
>as shy as me
>smart but lazy
>not pretentious or arrogant
>same height or slightly shorter
>doesn't judge me for being depressed and anxious
>willing to go out for long walks
>natural hair, don't care what color or texture
>can enjoy each others' company
>not fat, don't mind if she's a bit chubby
>no ridiculous tattoos
>content to talk at length sometimes, other times capable of just sitting in silence for hours
>not strongly religious
>neither submissive nor dominant, just an equal partner
>>27943752
Yeah I think you're right, I just get really fucking nervous when I'm doing the approaching and I spill my proverbial spaghetti everywhere and just fuck everything up. I even know/agree in being stoic is better especially when you're talking with someone for the first time but god damnit I always screw it up.
It hurts a lot thinking about the mistakes I keep making but all I can do is just keep trying and stay focused.
ideal gf
you people would probably call me chad if you met me irl but all I want is Ruri
>>27943844
No problem. But just for out of curiosity, how much do you fit into my "requirements"?
Those are mine: >>27941515
>dark hair
>dark eyes
>good smile
>sense of humor
>relaxed
>studious
>in-shape
>modest
>small group of female friends
Additionally:
>cultured
>graceful
>mutual interests
6'2 ish
Long blonde hair
Loves SPH
Will diaper me
Let me call her mommy
Fuck other guys in front of me
>>27941548
Shit, you described me prettyn well, but I am not in the US sadly
Reading through these, I have to ask.
Why do you guys prefer women with no friends? In my experiences, even the most shy of girls have a couple friends.
>>27943865
You sound like a great catch, anon. I'm not good at cooking though but I manage for myself. Why would you date someone from /r9k/, just curious?
>>27944000
Okay
> white (no need to be "pure", as I'm not pure myself, but I really like light skin)
I'm a pale goddess
> not being chubby nor too skinny
110 lbs
> long brown hair
It's medium length dark brown hair
> small boobs, average ass
Small Boobs no ass
> like to wear t-shirt, don't like slut wear
I don't like tight clothing
> has cute mannerisms
I don't think so
> like to tease me
I can bully
> sentimental, cry easily, like to be comforted
I dont like to cry in front of people
> don't swear
I swear lol
> don't want children, knowing it's a pretty fucked up world to bring someone into
I want a kid or two maybe
> has few friends (or none at all)
No friends unless online friends count
> likes to stay at home just cuddling, watching something or playing vidya
I like to stay at home, don't play vidya
> if she sees me sad, she does some cute thing she knows will put a smile on my face
I dont think so
> like to lay down on the grass and hold hands at night
I don't know. Maybe
>>27944275
Because most of women are shit and they can be a bad influence. And you don't want your woman hanging out with another guys.
>>27944327
Is it really that bad for a woman to have a male friend or two?
>>27944275
Because omegas are very insecure and can't handle the thought of any competition at all, even from platonic friends.
>>27944343
Omegas know their fate is to be cucked, but some wish to put this off as long possible.
>>27944346
Yeah, but it sounds like they don't even want their gf to have female friends either.
Most females may be shit, but even for a non-shit female, a couple friends is pretty ideal for development etc.
>>27943034
>effay
Gtfo of here and leave this board you normal faggot. Any one who browses /fa/ or identifies with the board culture should unironically kill themselves, and should definitely not be on this board.
>>27944312because i'm too young to ship in a russian bride
In all seriousness though, I've never dated a girl outside of my highschool class or the internet. I stay in after work and I spend a lot of time on 4chan or working on my programming shit. I think a /r9k/ girl would live life in the groove of my own.
What do you do at home if not vidya? I don't play a lot of vidya either, and i spend my time reading or coding or on youtube/here.
>>27941218
>>/fit/
>>beta/submissive
>>not a genius, or a dumbfuck
>>inquisitive
>>will assist me in my schemes
>>white or azn
>>not religious, but not a fedora
>>argumentative
>>doesn't get annoyed or offended easily
>>doesn't have more than 5 friends
>>not old
>>thinks i'm cool
Maybe? Probably.
>>will stay up late and do dumb shit with me
>>will make fun of indians
>>not easily grossed out
>>virgin
>>has clean fingernails
>>will let me stab on occasion
All of this. Please stab me.
>>27944346
This.
A lot of robots have no friends themselves and are needlessly clingy, so the thought of their gf having other forms of positive interactions with others makes the robot insecure and jealous.
>>27944438
But I didn't say she can't have any friends at all, but I prefer if she has only a few friends. That way I know the friends have more chance of being decent people.
>>27944275
Because I don't have any friends and I would feel pathetic if I had a gf with loads of friends. At least if she has no friends we're in the same boat.
>>27944525
What if she had a close-knit group of a few friends, like konata in lucky star or some shit?
>>27944525
You realize a girl with 0 friends is either extremely ugly, or if she's pretty with no friends then shes probably mentally unstable.
Girls are very social creatures.
>>27944525
>I will drag my gf down if her social life starts to improve
Have fun with this one, women
>>27944465
Sleep, 4chan, go back to sleep.
Maybe the occasional manga but I don't watch that much anime or read manga a lot anymore. I like music too but haven't listened to anything new in months. It's all a vicious cycle of doing nothing and feeling bad. I wish I was a neet but I have school and wagecuckery.
>>27944312
>>27944312
>I'm a pale goddess
>110 lbs
>It's medium length dark brown hair
>Small Boobs no ass
>No friends unless online friends count
>I like to stay at home
Well, you are not the cute type, but I think I would date someone like you anyway (but you wouldn't date me though).
Too bad I will never find someone like you outside /r9k/.
>>27944627
I bet you're pretty ugly
>white girl
>autistic, depressed
>loser
>skinny
>ugly
>lacking in motivation and fine with it
>extremely perverted
>high libido
That's about it. 10/10.
>>27944664
Obviously, why else would I be here?
Y-you too though
>>27944545
Depends, are they normies?
>>27944566
I could accept an ugly gf, so long as she isn't fat. I'm depressed too so not like that would bother me.
>>27944569
kek, I was thinking we would try to help each other out
picture relevant
>>27944694
How ugly are you?
Do cute guys look at you?
>>27944627
if you're going to be neet, do it the right way and maintain the home and get knocked up. You will have very few basic responsibilities, and a lot of time to do whatever else you like. send me an email at [email protected] and we'll discuss details.
You think I am a good catch, but I will be catching you.
>>27944770
My mom thinks I'm pretty :)
>>27944818
>You think I am a good catch, but I will be catching you.
;) holy shit
>>27944818
Would you be willing to do a couples suicide with me?
>>27940524
>wont care about my past
translated:
>doesnt mind if I'm a used up beefcurtain weed slut
get the FUCC OuT LMOA
>>27944929
>he thinks he can bait people by pretending to fall for bait
nah
Literally at this point
>someone who I think is cute
>who understands my humor
>who I'm not afraid of showing to my retarded group of friends
Im a faux white with dark eyes and dark hair but pale skin. I literally have no hope ever getting a qt girl.
>she is petite
>she has short hair. Hair color doesn't matter.
>she is artistic
>she has similar interests to my own and/or she is passionate about her interests
>she has tattoos and piercings, preferably a septum piercing and sleeves
>similar world views
>has life goals and aspirations
>can and willing to support herself
>no desire for children
Best example I could find with short notice.
Chill muslima with little to no friends so we can always hang out together.
Most of my life:
>Pretty face
>any race is fine but usually like Asian or nonwhite
>loves cuddling
>enjoys the same movies/music as me
>slight chub is fine
>shorty qt
>mellow attitude, but but total slacker
Get married to:
>cute face
>Asian
>loves cuddling
>likes Korean boy bands and Beyonce stuff, dr Who (bleh)
>shorty qt
>slightly chubbier than I'd prefer
>tries not to be a slacker but kinda is
I'm ok with this
I just want a gf who hasn't had 200 dicks in her maybe 7 or 8 dicks but please not a number thats too many
She doesn't have to be pretty, smart, rich or any of the things I feel I have to be but but I'd hate to think when I'm done getting in shape that there's anobese problematic post-wall woman with blue-dyed hair and a rebellious black sonwaiting at the end of the tunnel
I just don't want someone that makes me feel like I don't deserve to have what she's been given her whole life after all my hard work
I don't want to get on her facebook and see her tits with 600 likes and a bunch of guys already surrounded in girls trying to add her to her harem. I don't want our mutual sexuality to be breached because she wants to savor this era of female worship with her idolaters.
SOMEBODY PLEASE RESPOND, HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME
>>27940200
Ideal gf
Is smart
A good person
Beatiful and sexy
Is into what im into
Is deeply in love with me
Thoughtful and makes me happy
Kind, compassionate and caring
High sex drive
>She's white
>Black or brunette
>At least 5ft4-5ft8
>Not fat
>Virgin
>Loyal
>Honest
>Reliable
>Not a girly girl
>Works out (Weights or cardio)
>Rides a motorcycle, wants to learn how to ride, or will ride with me.
No less.
>white
>long curly reddish blonde hair
>very cute
>my age
>same hobbies as me
>Danish accent
>virgin
>not a degenerate
>Christian or willing to convert
>likes cuddling
>shorter than me (6')
>tfw only chad got a fembot out of this thread
>human
>female
>decent personality
That's literally it
>>27944497
Okay, cool.
I'll brand you, then we'll get things rolling
>>27946452
by getting a fembot ITT you become chad
>>27946518
sorry but reading his posts he was already a chad
>>27946529
which posts are chads? I want to study his technique
>>27942088
actually me except single mother :/ nice dubs tho
>mfw this thread
why do we bother
>>27946509
>I'll brand you, then we'll get things rolling
You can actually do that if you want.
[email protected]
>tfw you start describing your perfect partner and then realize that you're just writing about the girl you're in love with
>>27944917
>Would you be willing to do a couples suicide with me?
I want to do this with a girl.
Is anyone interested?
give me your (You)s
>shes 39
>she has a daugther
>she was a sexworker
>shes single
>she thinks shes autistic
>she is danish and cute
>C
>U
>T
>E
be my wife already
>>27946988
How old are you, exactly?
Originallest
>>27946843
Because we still have hope.
>>27947208
>How old are you, exactly?
I'm 22.
>>27947204
>she might be a paralegal or something in law
>she might have a scat fetish
>she gave up finding a husband
>her family is supportive of her daughter
I hope danishescort is doing ok
>>27940200
>she's (pale)white
>blonde
>slender
>between 5'10" and 6'
>conservative
>sweet, caring and understanding
>has her own hobbies
>wants chlidren
> willing to be a housewife
>tfw not starting a family in the suburbs in the 1950's
>why even live
>short hair tomboy
>gentle dom
>playfully picks on me sometimes
>actually into nerd shit like comics, anime, vidya, etc. instead of "lololol watching Star Wars im such a nuuuuurd exdee"
>chill personality (don't know how to explain but smoker or skater personality comes to mind)
>plays an instrument
>has self respect and common sense
>is passionate about some thing
>can bant with her
>we inspire each other to become better people
>either shorter than me (5'2-5'5) or as tall or a bit taller (5'10-6'1)
>maybe a bit older like two or three years
>she loves me for me
perfect boyfriend:
>above the height of 5'7
>not a perfect face or body but cute in their own way (and not too pudgy)
>nerdy interests
>slightly bitter about the world with a cynical and ironic sense of humour
>desires me
>not a complete normie
>happy to do cuddly couple stuff but also have great sex
>high libido
>political views that aren't sjw-ish and not a man-feminist
>>27947645
D E N M A R K ?
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>>27947645
Literally me except I'm slightly too jaded to have real interests other than lifting and anime.
anyone else notice when a girl posts there is always someone that magically fits the criteria? but for men it's rare.
>>27947645
good baiting my man
>>27947645
Nice pandering faggot
>>27940602
found the black girl
lmao
>>27944065
>cuck
>mommy issues
>humiliation
why am I not surprised?
>>27944740
end yourself promptly desu
>>27947724
Melbourne, Australia. sorry im far from denmark :(
>>27948068
>tfw im from melb aus
start liking motorcycles MATE.
>female (probably)
>puts up with me
That about does it.
perfect gf
>ambitious
>snarky
>cute when w/ me though and into romantic shit
>shorter than me (6'2'')
>not fat/petite
>cute face
>into nerdy stuff
>adventurous
>wants to be equal partner in relationship
Me / east coast
>6'2''
>dark brown curlyish hair
>in uni with part time job
>cynically thinks people expect too much of the world
>idealist at heart though
>spend most time playing vidya' or RPGs
>not really /fit/, more skinny/tall
>speak a few languages
>can cook
>Perfect gf
>Height doesn't matter
>Doesn't have to be a model but not buttfuck ugly
>Will play vidya with me
>Understands my social anxiety
>Is sexually dominant
>Australian
That's it
>>27943114
those who truly care will care past the crazy
wish I could give you love robot. feeling that affection from someone who's the world to you is something else
it's the last truly good thing I remember feeling, anyway
I do love you as a stranger
and I hope you find someone worth deeply loving, and spread any love you can to those you know and care for
it's the best we can hope to do, and the only cure
please be okay anon
>>27948330
>>27943338
fuck I meant to reply to you
I'm sorry it's so late anon
fuck original comments we're all a repetition and we're all in pain
>White or latina, or mixed... actually I don't give a shit, she can be whatever.
>Darker hair
>About my height (5'11 give or take)
>good personality, happy, fun to be around
>enjoys my company, have similar interests, but a lot of different interests as well to keep it interesting
>not overweight, but not super skinny.
>dominant
>within 4 years of my age
>fluent or proficient in at least 1 other language
It's a tall order, but this is my absolute ideal girl.
ideal bf:
>my height or taller
>my age or older
>at least moderately well-read on subjects like history and world and secular politics
>not hopeless at math or spelling
>reads interesting literature
>has cultivated taste for good music
>likes art
>likes animals
>likes or at least doesn't hate traveling
>will eat my cooking (not a picky eater - I'm an adventurous cook)
>is extremely, extremely kinky and has lots of fetishes to play with
>doesn't want kids or doesn't want more than one or two kids>will accept me despite my mental instability and will learn to deal with my issues as I have>tfw he doesn't exist
>>27948370
>is extremely, extremely kinky and has lots of fetishes to play with
Daddy issues detected
The rest are fine, but that alone tells me you're a lunatic
>>27948404
This, not surprising though a lot of women on this board are fucked up mentally and some were raped by daddy or decided to fuck the house dog.
>>27948404
I forgot to put
>isn't a fucking tripfag
on my list.
>>27943931
I know that feel, man. The part that really sucks is that even if she were real, I'd be twice her age.
Because of that latter point, I've decided that my ideal GF is the grown-up Ruri in this fanart here.
>>27948404
>>27948415
I think her list is typical of a picky woman who doesn't think her standards are too high, but she has a point. Nothing worse than a tripfag.
>>27948415
Get pooped on kid. Find a better dad
Wait, you'd probably like that
>>27948430
>Nothing worse than a tripfag.
Yeah there is, a women tho thinks she's a robot.
>>27948430
it's an ideal mate thread, not a standards thread.
if I were to list the minimum I would accept it would look more like
>at least 5'8
>not morbidly obese
>not totally vanilla or only into femdom
>not a picky eater
>not a republican
>not an idiot (redundant)
>>27948464
Women are delusional by nature. Tripfags make the choice.
>>27948476
>not a republican
Lemme guess, your dad was a republican
>>27948476
>>not an idiot (redundant)
Quite hypocritical, why are you allowed to be an idiot and not the partner?
ideal gf traits
>good smile
>thin/fit
>nice hair, either long or jaw-length, pref. wavy
>my height or shorter
>likesjazz, classical, and wind bandmusic
>outgoing and assertive to complement my inferior introversion
>Adventurous, enjoys hiking, cycling, etc...
>likes nature, plants, and animals
>shares my hatred for jewelry of all kinds or just doesn't bother with such
>exists
ideal gf:
>shorter than me (5'9)
>not overly fat
>at least some interest in life
>interests in art, music, literature, and beyond
>would like to walk and explore with me
>would like to hang out and do nothing all day with me
some caveats of mine:
>NEET
>KHV
>boring
>very poor social skills
>>27948493
one of us has to be smart enough to do life things______ (^: ______
>>27948557
>exists
I could probably do that last bit pretty well
>>27948597
nice so all you've got to offer is your wet hole, useless trash.
>>27948631
>r9k making assumptions
ur cool never change xoxo 2002
