>go to doctor to get x-rays on my groin
>have to wear just a hospital gown
>qt nurse girl lifts up my gown and starts rubbing gel on my balls
>can feel my cock start twitching
>have to sing the national anthem in my head to stop myself from getting an erection
>>27939711
>stopping yourself from getting an erection
>>27939727
She would've thought I was a creep if I popped a boner right in front of her
>>27939758
Dude she's a nurse
She cleans bedpans and looks at boners at least 5 times a day
As long as you're average size and not under like 7" you're fine
Since when do you need this gel for an X-ray, you damn liar?
>>27939711
>the national anthem stops you getting an erection
Filthy fucking commie
>>27939830
This
I'm offended your boner didn't grow 3 times faster
>>27939793
Subtle.
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>>27939758
>She would've thought I was a creep if I popped a boner right in front of her
>she rubbed gel on your balls, so she was clearly in contact with your genitals
>not popping a boner
she probably thought you were weird and gay for not actually getting one imo
She assumed you're a fag because you didn't get an erection
>Chad gets an erection during medical exam
>omg how cute, like it's totes normal, don't worry
>anon gets an erection during medical exam
>pepper sprayed, beat up, arrested, life without parole
how the fuck does someone take an x-ray of your balls?
there's no bones there
>>27941345
OP probably meant US. You don't commonly use ultrasound lube for x rays.
t.lethal dose of morphine
>>27941345
Why do you think it's called a boner?
>>27942082
If your balls get a boner, you need to see a doctor.
>>27942082
that made me hue more than it should of
>>27942082
that made me laugh more than it should have.
