what do they feel like?
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>>27939710
Like a heavy ball of flesh. Squeeze your ass it's about the same, just in ball form.
>>27939745
>heavy
>feels same as ass
kek no
>>27939710
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>>27939710
from a male perspective or a female perspective? If from a male: they feel like soft and warm.
I'll catch hell for this but they are about as soft as a flaccid cock.
>>27939710
Kind of like a ball of ground beef, just without the sliminess and a little less heavy.
>>27939867
How'd you know what a flaccid cock feels like hahahahahahaha
Fgt
>>27939973
I have an occupation that involves handling many a flaccid cock comrade.
seriously you wouldn't believe the amount of flaccid cocks I've handled.
Like condensed butt cheeks. Sometimes I can't stop touching them when I get out of the shower.
>>27939710
they feel like bags of sand and taste like salty coins and milk
now please stop asking
>>27940004
Nigger what is your job?
>>27939831
wanna taco bout it?
>>27942038
he's a dentist, idiot.
>>27942038
Penis inspector for public schools.
>>27940004
Do you get paid extra for each one that gets erect while you're handling it?
>>27942038
Catholic priest
honestly most boobs look better then they feel
seriously after 15 minutes of playing/licking/sucking them, they kind of lose their magic
that is when you move down to the vagina, where the real fun is
>>27939745
except theres something in the center.. i dunno wtf it is.
They're a lot firmer than I expected, idk
>>27942038
>>27942121
>>27942150
>>27942184
one of these is half true but I'm not saying which
>>27942189
Just leave dude
>>27942277
would you rather have a big cock or a nice pair of tits?
>>27942327
pretty sure he would like a nice fat cock in and around his mouth
lets be honest, big cocks are fun to play with
>>27942189
Very true. Boobs and even ass are mostly about visual appeal; they only really look good from specific angles.
You'll notice that tits look way better in clothes.
>>27942382
same tits, less flattering angle. See the illusion. Your dick lies to you.
more breast illusion examples
this is why guys who watch porn become unable to sex 3ds
>>27942382
>>27942400
mmmmmmm........ I know youre trying to make a point here.... but both pictures communicate amazing tits to me.
>>27942368
I wouldn't know my cock is pretty standard issue.
>>27942400
why do i still want to fall asleep face down in them?
>>27942450
You're thinking with your benis. There is a pretty extreme distinction in the portrayed shape, fullness, roundness.
To pretend there is not that distinction, because >lol tits dude
is foolish
Mia Aluakhbar is another great case study of how and why tits look so much better in clothes
>>27939710
Honestly once you feel them they feel exactly how you think they would.
>>27942501
There are some truly nice tits out there. But they're not anywhere near as big as we're used to seeing. Big = sag. Always.
Full sized, good tits are extremely rare, and seem to only exist on much younger women. I would hazard a guess that sag city starts setting in as early as 21.
>>27942551
When it comes to symmetry, shape, size, fullness, this is pretty much as good as it gets, ever. Any bigger and they start to lose shape, and turn into flappy fatbags. Tits are overrated. So is ass, but that's a different story.
>>27939710
Sucking on plump tits while banging a cute chick is the best feeling ever
>>27942493
Because your parents didn't love you enough and your sex education was all weird and fucked up, probably
>>27942551
It's such a shame she is in consistently terrible pornos. Literally the only good one was the hijab one, and honestly the other chick was better in it
>>27942551
I understand what you're saying that the titty can and does look more "symmetrical" while in cloths. but my counter argument would be I actually place a higher value (much higher) on a unclothed imperfect titty than I do on a sheathed "perfect" titty.
I believe this is true for most men.
>>27942611
>Sucking on plump tits
Literal inftantile fetish. Stop that. It's disgraceful.
>spanking
>breast feeding
This is some fucked up shit.
>jizzing on her face
>choking
>hair pulling
What the hell is wrong with people? Why isn't good old plain sex enough?
>>27939745
HAHA this guy has never touched a boob.
>>27942648
>I actually place a higher value (much higher) on a unclothed imperfect titty than I do on a sheathed "perfect" titty.
That's thinking with your benis. Not something to be proud of. It makes you the drooling junkie of any slut with tits.
If you have to fetishize women, fetishize the actual penetration, and cumming inside / impregnation. Can't go wrong with that.
>>27942551
>Huge tits are always saggy
Spot the virgin.
>>27942726
>posts a woman using a high tension suspension apparatus to hold up and squeeze her tits together
benis thinker detected
>>27942695
Comrade you are presuming a lot of me. And I think your underselling the value and appreciation one can feel on "imperfect" titty.
The round full perfect titty is certainly an appealing one and I won't say that its not. But at a certain point such "perfection" reeks of manufacture. And a pendulous breast can be better than a perky one in alot of cases.
I don't fetishize women really outside of my own sexual orientation. But I would argue the pursuit of the "perfect" titty fetishizes them to an extent.
>>27942652
We're kind of fucked up, if you haven't noticed.
>>27942726
>>27942799
Same woman without the suspension apparatus.
Can you see with your eyes, and not your benis?
>>27942802
>repeating your previous argument, while adding that fake tits are less attractive than real ones
Fake tits are fake tits because they generally look better. You're deluding yourself with nonsense.
Forget about tits. They're literal baby-bags. You press them when the girl cums, because it feels better to them, but aside from that they're irrelevant sexually.
>>27942850
they're definitely saggy lad
>>27942905
>they generally look better
What kind of fucking faggot are you, that you prefer literal beach balls stapled onto a chest over tits that are real and react realistically to gravity?
>they're irrelevant sexually
>Even though girls can get off on just nipple play and even breast feeding
>>27942922
>Picture taken from an angle with Sophie leaning down and outwards
>hurr durr they're saggy!!1! XD
Any girl in that same pose will have tits as saggy as that you dunce bucket.
>>27942956
>What kind of fucking faggot are you, that you prefer literal beach balls stapled onto a chest over tits that are real and react realistically to gravity?
There's good fake tits and bad fake tits. Generally they look better. That's why most porn stars have fake tits.
You're offended because I'm challenging the fetish you have picked up from our society, and you don't like that because it has made sense to you all this time. But at some level you do see that I'm right.
You would be better off forgetting about your tit fetish. Focus on actual sex and penetration. That way it doesn't matter what her flappy chest fat looks like, as it shouldn't. Isn't THAT a more "natural" sexuality than whatever bogus you're trying to give me?
>>27942850
>>27942922
>>27942985
Holy fuck, my diiick
>>27942905
for the sake of the argument I'll agree to disagree although I don't feel I was repeating my previous argument any more then you were.
So aside from genitals what is more sexually relevant than a titty?
>tfw new gf has small tits
Doesn't have a roastie and is much tighter than my ex.
I'm extremely conflicted
>>27942985
>lifting an arm to reduce appearance of saggage on the boob that's on the same side of the body that's being contracted to emphasize hip width
Those are some nice natty tits, for sure. There's still clear as day saggage going on, even in that professionally staged photo. And remember, these are top 1% tits we're looking at.
>>27943044
>So aside from genitals what is more sexually relevant than a titty?
cummies inside no condor while kissing
>>27942985
arms down, standing straight
sagg and making their way east and west
still great tatas, but they're not perky
>>27943125
forgot to attatch photo
>>27943125
>arms down, standing straight
This worthless nigger gets it. Flat footed, toes facing forward, no sticking their butt backwards.
>>27943061
Kill her.
Then your parents.
Then yourself.
>>27943134
>>27943156
even there
>pulling shoulders back
>pulling chin up
>lordosis (sticking butt backwards)
These are what the top 10% aesthetic of tits look like.
Women have been practitioners of the art of making their squat, flabby bodies look more attractive for 100,000 years. Plus, in addition to that, your benis is a complete sucker for it from the get go.
>>27943116
ooooh man. And then you want them to call you daddy?
>>27943061
Sneak pueraria murrifica into her diet and watch as she gets surprised a few months down the road when her bra doesn't fit her anymore. Just a warning, don't give her any if she's on her period unless you want her to go she-hulk on you. It can intensify the effects of a period.
>>27943125
One of her arms is down you spastic autist, and she still has perky tits.
>>27943134
Those aren't saggy anon. If you think they are then you've been spending too much time looking at surgically attached beach balls.
>>27943134
She's leaning forward idiot, of course they're going to look saggy in the pic.
I've only felt up a girl through her shirt, but there's a sublime firmness
>>27943274
>benis thinker damage control
>>27943316
>I'm going to ignore photographic evidence that contradicts me because of muh feels
Either you're a roasty or retard, though there isn't much difference.
>>27943368
this thread really went places. Great job everybody
>>27943368
>I'm going to ignore photographic evidence that contradicts me
I've amply refuted it multiple times, both with imagery and explanations. None of which you bothered to respond to.
Tits with a little bit of sag are preferable though.
>>27943590
see this is my point the whole time
>>27939973
>how u know what a benis fel liek fug Xd
>>27942247
I bet its priest
>>27942652
>What the hell is wrong with people? Why isn't good old plain sex enough?
I dunno pops, I get bored just drinking water and breathing air
like doughif my chinese propaganda is to be believed
>>27942652
this is all pretty vanilla
squeeze your own tits, its about the same.
>truth
>>27945493
>tfw you don't have any tits
>>27945518
id let you grab my man-tits, anon
;_;
Like big bags of sand
They feel like bags of fat. Grab your gut or your ass. That's what it feels like. You guys have adorable answers, though.
>>27939710
Hard and metallic.
They feel a lot better than what I've got, that's for sure.
>tfw disgusting flat chest
>>27947368
You're fishing for attention
You're a horrible person
>tfw you will never know what it feels like to touch tits
This makes me feel like shit so badly because I love them so much.
>>27947386
No I'm making public my self-hate. I might hate you and everybody else, but oh god it just doesn't compare to how much I hate myself.
>>27947479
Your "self hate" is a manifestation of your ego
You seek validation so you act like you hate yourself to get attention
In addition, I dont care what you think of me. You hate people because some people get in between you and that attention you work so hard for.
>>27947368
if it makes you feel any better I have a thing for flat chested girls
probably because my first love was like that.
>>27947507
So all of /r9k/ are attention-seeking-robots?
>>27947524
Stop paying attention to it.
It's just an attention whore.
>>27947533
You're surrounded by desperate virgins complaining about not being desirable
Are you this fucking dense? Can you honestly not see the difference between your attention fishing and their crybaby bullshit?
>>27947534
I just have a soft spot for girls who are insecure about their chests, attention whore or not.
And I'll do whatever the fuck I want.
>>27947552
>I'm defending your honor m'lady pls reward me
It will never respect you. Remember that. You're a disposable commodity.
all big breasts sag is the female equilevant on it's not the size but how you use it
>>27939710
Soft, heavy, nice. The novelty wears out fast tho.
>>27947565
>hurr he's supporting a wimminz better call him whiteknight and imply he's a virgin xDDDDDD
Also I love how a namefag is calling someone else an attention whore
I can't really come up with a good analogy for what they feel like, and in my experience everything compares them to is wrong.
My ex was a 34D and hers were really, really soft, probably softer than you'd actually want them to be because it meant they didn't really work as a pillow or anything. There was almost no resistance when squeezing or pressing them, especially if she was on top. If you've ever had a sleeping bag and had to force it into one of those little stuff sacks, that's almost what they felt like, or maybe like a really soft memory foam mattress, as if they were hollow but still kept their shape. Hers were pretty saggy so maybe not all tits are that soft, though, and she was the only girl I've been with who had actual big tits. (As opposed to fat chick big tits.)
>>27947612
>I've really got him this time he'll never call you an attention whore again m'lady
Just stop
>>27939710
Fake tits like that feel like plastic balloons. No fun. Natural ones feel like a soft bag of molasses.
I can imagine exactly how feeling a breast would feel in my mind, I can also imagine perfectly the sensation of inserting my penis into a vagina.
Neither are particularly appealing.
they're just soft I guess, they dont really have a unique feel. you've never even hugged a woman and felt her boobs through that way? they just feel like that but better.
>>27947675
Oh yeah, fake tits are awful. My friends dragged me to a strip club and got me a lap dance years ago, around my 21st bday, and I got to feel the stripper's tits. They looked pretty nice but felt horrible.
I have a friend who's been dating this really hot "model" girl for ages (I say "model" in quotes because she's really a car show booth babe), but she used to be an B cup, and he bought her a pair of Ds last year. Really nice looking fakes, but I'd take real Bs over hard squish-less Ds any day of the week.
>>27942189
How low test can one poster be?
>>27943316
Hers look way better in the 2nd photo,much bigger
>>27939745
fuck no senpai
>>27942038
car mechanic
>all these jealous cunts ITT
'avin' a laff here senpai
They contain men's hopes and dreams OP.
Tbh senpai big boobs are way overrated. Flat/tiny boobs chest will always look unlimited times better.
>>27950309
>Flat/tiny boobs chest will always look unlimited times better
Get your test levels checked.
>>27950344
Well I'm sorry I'm not a fucking chubby chaser just cuz
>oy m8 doze bags of fat on her chest, yea man they are so hot
Big boobs are gross and degenerate.
>>27942207
Milk ducts you tard
>>27950360
hey youre definitely fucking gay
>>>/lgbt/
>>27950421
No I'm not fucking gay I just don't like gross saggy meatbag things. I like vagina plenty tho.
>>27943259
No that's fucked up too. I'm not her father.
>>27950428
Nah you're fucking gay senpai just admit it and come out of the closet
>>27950563
you dont know me faggot
