FAUX-CHAD (Made on 4/16/16)
Does anyone here know a faux-chad?
A faux-chad is someone that looks like Chad on the outside yet is a complete sperg once people get to know his character.
Example:
>Pic related
Plays D&D every friday
Runs anime club
Uploads minecraft videos that he makes in school
Poor social skills
This man would be considered a faux-chad because they look like winners on the outside but end up being complete should-be-outcasts but aren't because of their looks and social position.
faux-chad reporting in
Whenver I am around a new group of people, the Chads talk to me for the first 15 minutes or so then realize that I am not one of them
It's very strange. You can almost see it register on their faces that I am not one of them.
I think I count. I get messaged first by cute girls on online dating but they stop responding after one or two messages.
>>27939881
>tfw never messaged first by qts
fuck my life
>>27939570
What is the opposite called where someone looks like they should be a beta but because they're tall and not fat girls gravitate toward them consistently?
>>27939904
It feels bad. I want to give up. My heart hurts.
>>27939910
I believe that's called an outlier.
Post pic chads
>>27939640
Pics faggot
Oregano
I might be a faux-Chad, depending on how you think attractiveness is balanced between body and face. My autistic hobbies are Hotline Miami speedrunning and cunnyposting.
>>27940022
How many?
Oregano
>>27939570
literally me
i look like a European model but i'm a robot in the inside
girls hit on me all the tyme when i go out they make me sick.
I'm a faux chad it sucks
Faux Chad here. 6 foot 2 big Wang.absolutely shit social skills, beta.haven't had pussy in almost a year and girls have approached me, just know I'm weirdo after that
>>27940034
How many what?
They don't exist, just guys that think they're better looking than they really are. In reality the guy in your pic is an elite russian male model and doesn't have nerd hobbies like that
>>27940022
You're completely average looking, not even remotely close to "chad" tier.
>>27940073
Roasties u slayed?
Originale
>>27940072
You're kidding right? You're like a 4/10 at best.
>>27940022
banging bod and good hobbies
>>27940072
skinnyfat
>>27940022
>>27940074
He's not averege.total Chad look, totally hot.would bang
>>27940125
He would be dead on average at any college campus in the US, nice try though.
>>27940072
lmao I got some bad news for you
>>27940106
0
>>27940115
Thanks, I really do enjoy my hobbies.
>>27940072
Faux Chad, my ass
>>27940159
>Any US college
>College
>Literally Chad breeding ground
Aight.
>>27940022
This is chad.
>>27940072
Gonna need to see the wang to determine if really a chad. Its ok im a doctor
>>27939570
My best friend seems like this. Likes card games, vidya, animu and toys. Girls have always told me hes good looking, but inside hes autistic as fuck. Hes constantly saying shit like "h-heh some girl asked me for directions today, she was a real qt, totally cudve f-fucked her"
hes good looking but really autistic so hes still a KV at 20
another guy i know is a enlightened faux chad
hes literally a fucking model, had fuck buddies before and is fit as fuck
>mfw he shows me his animelist of 400+ anime
>asks me if i watch madoka
>gets really excited when i said i did
i almost got him to even come to a con with me
>>27940212
Not really, most college students in the US are lame middle class kids with painfully average aesthetics. Maybe the student athletes are chads though.
>>27940215
U guys have succeeded in hurting my feelings og
>>27940366
>trying to show off his semi
either show us fully hard with a measuring tape around it or fuck off
>>27940410
Don't have to bigger than yours tablet sized semi
>>27940366
Nice.
Chads are douches. You seem cool.
>>27940366
>Cuttie
>rich and good looking
>so anti-social I dont even own a phone
>>27940483
Thanks y'all and agreed>>27940502
>>27940022
This guy is hot BTW.I may not look like a Chad b a Chad but your model tier man
>>27940560
>so anti-social I dont even own a phone
Patrician detected.
God I hate having a phone. I never answer it.
>>27940072
anon I'm sorry I have some bad news for you3/10 at best
>>27940022
this would be the faux chad
I think I might count.
6'3" sort of a strong-fat body, probably 18-20% right now. Stuck in retail wage cuckery, and female customers are always telling me how amazing my eyes are. Two separate women have suggested I try modeling (ridiculous). Coworkers or new acquaintances always ask what position I played in football or basketball, and everyone always seems confused and disappointed when I tell them I never played any sports. My hobbies mostly include high end audio gear, TV/movies, guns, and video games (mainly CSGO). Note that these are all girl repellents. I panic from anxiety whenever someone tries to make small talk beyond basic functional conversion.
Typical work conversion
>"Anon did you see [insert sports event]?"
>"Nope"
>>27939570
Sure I think people with autismo brain and gud face are not that rare. Even though all the "Chads" I know are also normies.
>go to parties
>they have no clue I'm secretly a shut-in faggot
>laugh about weird manchildren with normies
>they have no clue I play vidya all day err day
>lie to girls about some grand career plans that adults are supposed to have
>they have no clue I just want to win the lottery so that I can build myself a high-tech NEET bunker
Now I'm 26 and fat
>>27939570
Well I guess there is a classification on this board for me.
Oh well I did this shit to myself.
>>27939640
Related to this, hard.
>>27939570
My highschool best friend was a faux chad
he didn't have poor social skills, in fact he was alpha as fuck, but he just loved doing other things more than just pick up chicks, we would crash at his place and listen to The doors and Rainbow while talking about life and doing homework. He legit rejected dates with staceys just to hang out with me. He told me he had never asked a girl out, they all came to him first.
He was such a cool dude, all the other douchy chads are now fat fucks and he's the only one in shape
Not all chads are bad guise
I've posted my picture here so many times that I never get replies. People think it's bait, or that I'm trying to start a hot new meme. Pic related.
>>27941427
everyone looks better in ID pictures
you'd look like eggman next to mine tbH senpai
>>27939640
>It's very strange. You can almost see it register on their faces that I am not one of them.
Jesus. I'd argue that's a worse feeling.
>>27941285
Good to know I can help with autistically organizing character archetypes. I came up with the idea yesterday in the shower pondering the mysteries of life.
I hope the term will be relevant enough for people to find merit in its use in conversation.
>>27939640
Yep they figure it out immediately. Embrace the uncanny valley.
So what's the difference between a faux-Chad and a Brad? Just that Brad sucks Chad's dick?
>>27939570
I'm definitely a failed Chad.
6'2
blonde hair green eyes
220lbs athletic
huge, thick cock
handsome face
nice facial hair
NEET schizoid
existentially angsty piece of shit
haven't left my house since december
spend most of my day playing Path of Exile and shitposting on 4chan
>>27939640
This happens to me with girls basically every time I leave the house. They'll approach and talk and flirt, expecting me to be confident and outgoing based on my Chadly appearance, and I'll just sort of awkwardly stumble through the conversation. The look in their eyes when they go from hopeful and curious about this new guy to "oh, he's one of those..." and making an excuse to get out is pretty disheartening.
>>27941528
I hardly ever hear the term brad around here. Brad is the second-in-command to Chad and would take his place were he to die, be sick etc.
The difference is a faux-chad doesn't usually ride chads dick and doesn't have normie hobbies. Faux-chad is just a robot in disguise. "Brad" is just alpha negative while Chad is alpha positive.
If someone could post the different levels (alpha, beta, gamma, omega) chart that would help explain.
>>27940738
Pic, I want to see eyes. Maybe I will get lost in them
>>27939570
They don't exist
What does exist is faux-robots (aka cyborgs). These are people who pretend to be unique and have the characteristics of a robot but are actually normalfags
>>27941613
Need to see pic to see if really big/thick.
>>27939570
This is literally me I'm watching lotr and playing smt4 in preperatio for final.. My gf is legit handcuffed to my bed right now and i live in a fraternity house
>>27941919
shitty bait, normie.
>>27939570
I met a faux chad at school. Dude is an army ranger and built like a linebacker. I guess he's seen some shit cuz he speaks in whispers
>>27941670
>They'll approach and talk and flirt
you have could have everything, all you have to do is reach out and take it
>>27940228
Partially-Enlightened faux chad here
I have a good deal of spergy hobbies, but I can hold my own in any social circumstance and have plenty of chad and stacy friends and very little trouble with girls
>>27940738
Are you me..?
Oregano condiments
>>27939640
This hit me.
It's just easier not being cool and staying in the dark. I feel safe.
>>27940022
>cunnyposting
Kill yourself, pedoscum
There is no such thing as a faux-chad. If someone looks like a legit Chad people(and women especially) will let him get away with anything.
>>27940560
>>rich and good looking
I'm ugly and poor.I would be content If I only had enough money for booze...fuck.
>>27943060
Get a job leechy leech.
>>27939570
I mildly considered myself a Faux Chad during my 20s. Mostly because I was 6'4 with an athletic build and girls would approach me. I noticed they wouldn't give the time of day to other co-workers and friends.
But, once they found out I was poor with shit social skills, the looks when they knew I was 'one of those...'
Even now in my 30s, I still get approached by single mothers and the obviously desperate 27+ types, which I 'fuck no' out of immediately, of course.
>>27942995
Not necessarily true. Just read the thread mate. There are anecdotes from people proving otherwise.
>pic related
I've never hugged or kissed a girl. And I've been approached by a few girls before but they always say that they aren't interested after I tell them that I like to watch anime or play videogames. I'm 6'2 and weigh 150lbs. Girls just don't seem to like me or I'm to oblivious to get their messages if they do. I don't know really.
>>27943293
Are you sure you're over 18?
>>27943164
Those people are delusional normies or trolls.
>>27943329
I'm 19 turning 20 soon
>>27939570
I would consider myself the opposite, actually (More of a failed normie than anything). I have a fair share of social skills, and people find me cool to hang around, but i'm fat, kinda ugly, have awful posture, and just don't get out much. Plus, I don't have any general goals or directions in life, so i'm on the road to NEETdom.
Tbqfh I kinda fucked myself out of a productive life.
>>27943342
>Anyone that doesn't agree with me are delusional normies or trolls.
Come on man, get a grip.
>>27943384
Anyone that claims to be a chad but people won't let him act like chad is simply not a chad. People are not out to get anyone, legit handsome people get way with anything.
Does anyone know a Faux Robot?
Someone ugly/fat/short but a total stud who is the life of any party and the ladies love?
I knew this big fat guy in highschool. Easily the fattest guy in our year group. But he would hang out with the cool kids and was a great musician/singer and even though he wasn't drowning in fresh stacey pussy he always had a girlfriend who was at least 6/10 and everyone thought he was a cool, funny guy.
>>27943293
you look like a 16 year old greasy brazilian
>>27943482
>great musician/singer
That disqualifies you from robothood.
>>27943493
I guess it's a thanks for telling me where I really belong.
>>27943521
Yeah but he looked like a fucking robot man. He was fat which makes you automatically ugly. And he played like the older Fallout games and other nerdy shit.
>>27939881
Is it because you talk to them about vidya?
I think I'm a Chad but I'm autistic and only my friends and gf know about it. Just turned 18 took my Jewish gfs virginity I drive a Porsche to school and I make pretty good money. I am cool with everybody even tho I hate them and I've hooked up and fugged girls at parties and in school. But I'm pretty autistic so I play league, used to watch strictly romance anime but all are trash and generic, and I go on 4chan a good amount. I lost my virginity at 15 I am a Manlet and I've been lifting since 15 on and off. I also love digimon with a passion
Chad reporting to tell you just be confident you fucking spergs.
>>27940072
i kek'd (originally)
>>27943621
Would you like some worms with you b8 sir?
>>27943293
Cunt you're not good looking.
>>27943680
It's not a bait lol what do you want me to prove?
>>27943751
You're fucking 18 kid you don't know anything.
>>27943371
From what I've read that's most of the posters here, myself included. There were many situations we could have capitalized on and the experience would have bettered us, only the hesitation was enough to convince us that it's wasn't worth it in the beginning. Almost every occasion I would walk away berating myself on how I bitched out.
I look back and I regret not doing so much, I wish I could forget a large portion of my life.
>>27943774
Why are you so angry? I'm sorry you have such a shitty life but u don't got to be mean lol
>>27943689
I guess I wasn't as attractive as I thought I was.
>>27943850
Take another pic cause that pic looks bad. You might not be that bad looking it's just that you don't know how to take pics
Moar robot cocks right now
pls
>>27943908
This is my current picture on most social media. This time I just wore a beanie.
>>27940074
You seem to misunderstand what Chads are.
They aren't the very top of society, in fact, many of them fizzle out in their mid to late 30s. Chads are the epitome of "peaked in high school".
>>27944009
Alright ur not that bad but what kinda hairstyle do U have rn? Hair can bump u up to 2 points in the attractiveness scale. I'll give u a 5/10 rn
>>27940560
How does it feel having life handed to you on a silver platter? Obviously you don't work.
>>27941672
christ you people are retarded
>>27940738
>Note that these are all girl repellents.
Nope. You need to understand that you have a skewed view on what "normie interests" are. They ask you arbitrary questions like if you watched certain sports events because they need to make small talk and obviously they don't know what you like to talk about. You have to find a way to present your interests to a girl that is accessible to her.
>>27944045
Normally I have the hairstyle on the first picture but a bit shorter. After a certain length I just get it cut back to size 5 or a bit bigger depending on my mood.
>>27941672
>If someone could post the different levels (alpha, beta, gamma, omega) chart that would help explain.
You are literally retarded. This system of social hierarchy only applies to high school and workplaces.
>>27940022
who's you're cunnyfu?
>>27941672
>If someone could post the different levels (alpha, beta, gamma, omega) chart that would help explain.
>thinking that human social dynamics can be boiled down to something as simple as a wolf pack
>>27944129
Get something modern and actually look like u care about ur appearance cause I'm sorry to say but having a unkept haircut is hard to pull off if ur not really attractive but how are u with girls
>>27939640
>>27941670
post face pics
Checking in senpaitachi
>5'8
>chubby cheeks
>receding hairline
>6.2 inch weiner
>skinny fat
>dead eyes
>bad chin when not jutting
>haven't spoken to anyone in the past month
The life of a faux Chad is rough I feel bad for true robuts
>>27944334
if you're not attractive you're not a faux-chad
>>27944274
I can't really hold up conversations to well. Not just with girls but with guys too. Especially with girls more than anything
>>27944388
wrong, I am ugly and am faux-chad
>>27944389
Well I hope u get better at life. Pretty much stop being a pussy and don't over think. If u can don't think at all when it comes to girls. Confidence>looks gn have a great life I believe in u
>>27944535
Thanks anon. I will remember this day when I get a gf
