>live in quiet neighborhood full of old dying people
>next door neighbor has been gone for months, hired mid-twenties girl to house sit
>she hosts regular loud parties on Friday and Saturday nights until 3am
>forced to close windows in spite of hot weather, but sound of drunken screaming assholes still penetrates room
>bellowing cheering chads
>shrieking valley girl voice stacies
>make multiple noise complaints but police do apparently nothing
>house sitter cunt also has loud sex in the mornings
>wake to the sound of the disgusting squealing pig getting rutted
I no longer just want her to stop. I want her to suffer. Help give me your most evil ideas, r9k.
>>27938646
take a shit on her porch the morning after the party the next time u hear her fucking, that way u know she's busy.
Fucking gas them. Spend your fucking NEET income on a bunch of febreze. The kind that keeps spraying when you hold down the trigger. Tie down the trigger with rubber bands and lob a shit ton of them into the party. Maybe into a specfici room during sex. (Cause windows open cause hot right?) THen gas them.
>>27938646
Go to one of her parties, drug her, and toss her to a pack of chads to be made fuckmeat out of. Take her phone and take copious pictures of her drugged out body with you cock in or around various places on it. Hell, maybe take a shit on her! Who cares. Do whatever you want. And, yeah, just leave her alone and let her wake up covered in jizz and shit with all those pictures in her camera role and she'll either have committed suicide or turned her life around within the day.
>>27938646
before you contacted the police you should have called the homeowner and told him his housesitter was hosting parties in his house.
ez fix
>>27938831
shitting on the porch is elementary. I need to sow my wrath on a grander scale.
Call in a fight, the police have to respond. Say that you heard people fighting and that you think you heard one of them is say he has a gun.
Contact the person she is house-sitting and explain what is going on.
>>27938878
we all have bug screens here unfortunately. I can see down into her room, but the parties take place up on a high balcony.
>>27938646
very important
does she know that you personally have made the complaints?
if not you're in a better position to fuck with her and not get caught
>>27938913
mention underage drinking and drug use too
buy a few bags of rock salt. middle of the night spread it out all around base of neighbors trees and plants and all over the yard. allow rain and sprinklers to dissolve the salt so it can seep into teh ground. everything will die and nothing will ever grow again unless they literally dig up 10 feet of soil and replace it with soil from elsewhere.
Buy an airsoft sniper gun? And literally start sniping them? I dunno if bug screens would block the bbs.
>>27938897
>>27938924
I forgot his name and don't have his number, he moved in fairly recently and has barely been home since. iirc I think he is in Europe. He's some old guy who dresses like a 20 year old hipster.
>>27938973
no, I don't want the garden next to me to look like shit, it's actually a very nice garden and I enjoy looking at it. I want the roastie whore to suffer, not the plants.
>>27938990
Try finding him on normiebook
>>27938990
ask your other neighbors for his name and shit
where the fuck are you anyway?
florida? california?
>>27938948
no, I have spoken to her on occasion about other things, but I haven't directly confronted her about all the fucking noise. she's an unfriendly stuck up inconsiderate bitch. I've also seen her on my property looking into my room before.
She is responsible for the house
Do some damage do it while nobody is around
You could probably even infiltrate one of the parties to do recon
>Mix shit, eggs, sulphur, propane, beer, and milk into one substance
>put it all in a trashbag
>put it somewhere (chiminey, under porch, ect)
Youre welcome anon
>>27939066
>neighbor saw the piss bottles
>>27938646
Join the party and fuck all of her girlfriends, obv. Next thing you know she'll want your dick and you'll have the pleasure of saying no.
>>27938646
Rape her
Buttfuck her in the pussy
>>27939051
CA
>>27939091
No, there is no way I'm stepping foot into that clusterfuck of hooting baboons.
Right now I'm contemplating something stink bomb related.
Sneak in her party with sample of hiv positiv blood and shank her somehow inject her hiv m8
just set fire to the house you pussy
>>27939109
My room is ordinary and I don't know why the fuck she was looking in. When I put my legs down from the bed she noticed I was in there and ran away.
>>27939104
this is at the top of the list, and all I am able to realistically think of atm.
if you were close enough distance maybe just yelling will make them stop or at least put you to at ease for living in shithole CA
do the classic
>>27939324
that would absolutely fucking work on a white girl normalfag.
>>27939367
sorry i forgot niggers need a trigger warning
Why not just cut off the electricity?
>>27939178
>>27939324
I don't want to risk catching my own house on fire, legal consequences of arson aside. In fact our proximity is why I'm having second thoughts about the stink bomb.
>hear loud sex noises
>add "it sounds like someones getting raped"
>cops will come
>chads and stacies will be torn apart and interrogated individually
>homeowner will be contacted
>neighbors will be woken up and asked if they saw and/or heard anything
>>27939393
how would I go about doing that and not electrocute myself?
>>27939392
jumping the gun there. i'm not a nigger, nor was i offended.
This story is fake, but who cares. Man up and become /devilish already. Fuck her shit up
>>27939399
Opposite side of the house stink bomb?
>>27939414
Hmmm... Can this be done completely anonymously?
>>27939324
Honestly anything other than this is you not doing your best
>>27939436
I wish that living next to a shitty loud annoying neighbor were only a fabrication. I also wish I could go full shit-flinging retard, but in the interest of avoiding having charges pressed against me, I need my revenge to be somewhat more cunning
>>27939457
Unless you use a payphone or a phone dialong application with a good proxy not really. If they do come knocking on your door worst case scenario it's some dickhead cop pissed off he just wanted to knock on the door and say "keep it down." You can suit of they disclose that you called and if there's no rape: it's better to be safe than sorry, I said it sounded like one in so relieved there was nothing of the sort etc.
>Not installing a kick ass sound system both inside and out your house and blasting the music isis uses in their videos
>go to all local thrift stores
>find suitcase of some sort
>buy bedsheets
>dress up as terrorist
>throw suitcase into full party of chads and stacies
pootis
>>27939414
sounds pretty good and probably the most effective option
>>27939457
use a payphone or some sort of phone you can use as a proxy
>>27939662
>tfw you can't do this in real life because you'll probably scare the shit out of the entire neighborhood and end up getting in trouble
>>27939703
>then proceed to get chased down the street by chads and normies and get beaten once they start running away from the suitcase or find out it's a fake suitcase ied
or
>no one notices because they're too busy partying
>>27939662
This is a quiet neighborhood, and everyone respects the peaceful silence except for her. I don't want to be just as bad
>>27939703
I already said I am not going into the parties, anon.
>>27938646
...just call the cops. its really that simple
>>27939827
I have already been calling non-emergency, it accomplishes nothing.
Since all the windows have bug nets you could buy a bunch of mosquitos and release them inside, and then they'd be stuck there till they die. :)
print out gore/shock pictures and put them under her door
>>27939810
Then get some headphones/ear plugs and stop your bitching, pussy.
>>27939864
yeah just go to your local mosquito market
>>27939418
Snip the wires from the device that measures the kwh of a house
>>27939933
I presume you can buy them online probably. People must need mosquitos for something.
You could go with psychological torture, or perhaps physical torture. I'll propose some options for both. Here's physical torture first.
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I'm assuming surveillance is shitty in your neighborhood. If it is, proceed with the following.
I'm assuming that the normies have to eat something at that party. Bake a ton of brownies, cookies, sweets (a lot). However, before you bake them, put some laxatives inside the batter. A lot.
When you are done, put them outside her doorstep (preferably when she is getting her holes filled up). Attach a note saying something along the lines of "HEY STACY! CAN'T WAIT FOR THE KILLER PARTY! GOT SOME MUNCHIES FOR US xoxo! ~Brianna"
Then you wait and let the shitstorm commence.
>>27939418
Just find the power box on her house and cut the wires with plyers or jam something in there, poor a bunch of liquid on it, etc.
>>27940039
Yeah, cut the wires while the party is happening
>>27940005
I like this, this is clever and actually plausible to execute. Do you have any more?
>>27940059
psychological or physical, I can name at least 20 more for both (most likely)
>>27938977
This is hilarious, anon sitting in the bushes playing sniper elite on stacies and chads with a high powered airsoft rifle
>>27940005
somehow i doubt anon has stacy handwriting
but a note isn't necessary, drunk idiots tend to eat anything
>>27938646
Go outside at night and put rocks on everyone's cars.
> nobody will get this
>>27940095
Please, bestow me with your brilliance. Anything easy to get away with is preferred (complicated preparations are fine, I just don't want to get caught obviously).
>no loud noise production
>no arson/flooding
>no personally infiltrating party
>>27938973
that won't stop a party you dumbass
>>27940134
Additionally, if anon plans to kill them, I'd substitute the laxatives for ricin. Very easy to create, and very easy to get the initial ingredient (castor beans). If you're interested in this, I can provide you with a few sites on how to make them. Very dangerous protein, and you need to be extra careful with it.
Also, death symptoms seem very normal. Very hard to trace the substance in the body, and the death looks very natural. And since people will find drugs/alcohol in their bodies during the autopsy it will be assumed that their liver an-hero'd on them.
>>27940134
In fact I do have the staciest of handwriting, and can bake, so it is perfect.
>>27940223
Well I appreciate the offer, but I don't actually want to kill the bitch.
>>27940223
mass deaths at a party sound a few alarm bells, bud
>>27940223
>castor beans are easy to find
Yeah no
>>27938646
Ok anon. This requires time. Get milk, chewing tobacco, eggs, human (yours) shit, cat piss if possible, and long gloves, a bucket, a lid for the bucket, and anything you might else need. Put the eggs, milk, chew, shit, and cat piss in the bucket. The more of each the better. Put the lid on it. Leave it in direct sunlight hidden from her view for 2 weeks. Then when shes hosting a party, dump the bucket in her car if the windows are down or splash it on her car. Also, ive heard bologna on cars peels the paint. Gl hf anon
>>27940270
Apart from the laxative idea (my favorite one desu), you could definitely release some vermin (rats, mice, etc) into the house. In fact, they don't really even need to go outside. Just let em loose underneath a porch or something. Normies open doors for party, the mice come in as well.
This might be a lot harder to put into fruition, but if it works, that bitch won't be having parties for a REAL long time.
>>27939418
>Go to the store, buy some electricians gloves
>during party go to breaker with sledge hammer and some bolt cutters
>cut lock on breaker (if there is one)
>start beating the shit out of it with hammer
>run for your life
>>27940317
I will add this to my list. Instead of home brewing some death concoction, I'm thinking of just buying fox piss because I hear it stinks horribly.
>>27938646
Shoot marijuana seeds in her backyard, wait for them to grow then call the cops
>>27940372
>buying fox piss
>>27939183
She was looking for shit to steal.
>>27940395
you can purchase it for hunting and gardening purposes
>>27938646
take video and audio evidence of what's going on. make sure your neighbor knows she's been fucking and getting bodily fluids all over his house.
>>27940352
Won't they come over to my house too? We're a few feet away from each other.
>Step one: Buy some liquid ass on Amazon
>step two: infiltrate a party and spray that shit fucking everywhere... Discreetly
You're welcome OP.
>>27938977
Out of all the options posted, this is not only ez but entertaining as well. This would be the best thing to do imo
>>27940492
Do the airsoft sniper thing PLEASE, scope out a good hidden spot and buy a really strong airsoft sniper, pick a chad and aim for the hea, change positions fire again,become the elite sniper
Anon when you do this please deliver
>snipe with an airsoft gun
>buy a six pack of beer
>drain a little bit from a bottle and piss in it
>do this five more times
>leave it outside
>someone will drink your piss
>pull a elliot and shoot everyone
>>27938977
This
Oregano on pizza
>>27940603
OP, if you do this make sure to only fire about once every 10-15 minutes.
>>27940749
Why's that? And I don't really want to shoot at them because I live in a remote cul de sac and it will be obvious that it's me.
>>27938969
This, and put a broken bottle or two around her door.
>>27940373
lol that's pretty nefarious
>>27940242
just make sure to wipe down the container they're in, to get rid of any finger prints
>>27938646
Take a piss on a plate.
Put the plate in freezer.
Take frozen piss to her door.
Slide piss under door.
Do this daily.
She has to deal with someone pissing in her locked home.
Pic related.
>>27940803
so that they don't know what it is at first
>>27940372
I recommend brewing a death aromatic. More satisfying and way way way worse smelling than fox piss. Plus, a lot of the things in that list stain/are hard to get rid of. Chew especially. Stains super bad.
>>27940882
This is a good idea except in my case, the door is blocked by a high gated front yard.
>>27938973
Not fair to punish the homeowners--however, you could get a chemical of that sort and use it to spell "____ is a slut" or something in the grass, and then the grass would die in that pattern, but it wouldn't be permanent harm.
>>27939153
>clusterfuck of hooting baboons
KEK
>>27940941
Use piss disc as frisbee and throw it onto her porch at least?
Does she ever leave windows open? Does she ever leave her car windows open a crack?
I used to do that to a neighbor that parked in front of my house. She left her car window open a crack, I would just ride by late at night on my bike and slide piss disc into her car.
Did it to some random people at grocery store, kept piss discs in a small cooler in my backpack.
How long are the homeowners gone for? You could sign this cunt up for lots of raunchy porn and stuff, at that address, and while it might not help this time, when they started getting all of that stuff in her name, they probably would never have her house sit for them again at least.
order 20 pizzas for her address. be an absolute mad man
>>27941005
tip top kekkles
Anon you're an A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
>>27941005
>kept piss discs in a small cooler in my backpack
this fucking board...
>>27941059
Have a pizza delivered to the party and request the pizza place employees to write inside the box or on the pizza with toppings
"Shut the fuck up" or something
You can give a fake name when you order it.
>>27941093
I live in California, they would of melted by the time I got to the grocery store...
>>27941005
The porch is cement so I figure she could just hose it down. I do have access to her bedroom window, but it has a screen over it. I haven't checked the car but will do so, fucking with the car is a good idea from this thread.
>>27941005
>keeps piss discs in his backpack
10/10 anon
>>27941150
In a small cooler in my backpack. There were five of them, a small cooler with a icepack thing to keep it cold.
Just walked up to the first 5 cars with windows cracked and dropped one in and walked off.
>>27941138
your best options are reporting rape, and recording evidence of all the shit she's not supposed to be doing. Those are the most just and powerful options
>>27939418
>look for power box
>bucket of water to it
>Stacie comes looking what's wrong in middle of the night
>220 volts of electricity runs through staceis body
>water eventually evaporates
>cops think stacey was a moron and touch the wrong wire
>go to pet store
>buy as many crickets as you can afford
>cut hole in bedroom screen
>release crickets
>the psychological torture will never stop
>>27941138
Well for fucking with her car you could stuff a rag up her tailpipe.
Cut her the air hoses on her tires.
This will be more risky but if you can make some thermite and then light it, if you place it correctly over the engine it will completely destroy the engine and be not fixable.
>>27941216
yeah good idea fucking murder the neighbor's housesitter. dumb bitch had it coming lol
>>27941275
>>27941138
Also could put eggs in her gas tank, sugar will just cause a clog but if you put eggs in it will also destroy the engine.
>>27941014
>>27941192
Rape report is up there, along with brownies and fox piss. Instead of frozen piss disc I may use a spray bottle to bypass the window screen. I don't have much faith in the neighbor caring, he was a single guy in his 50s who wore hot topic-esque tees and played Katy Perry and Taylor Swift audibly from his house. And who knows when he'll be back, he's been gone since before this year.
>>27941298
In the shell or out of the shell?
best thing to do is get illegal drugs by any means, and plant them on the property then phone the authorities
>>27941327
Out of the shell, its liquid enough to get to the rest of the engine, sugar will just clog the beginning causing it to shutdown before major damage, eggs will make it through the entire engine and fuck it up.
Seen this thread before. OP will either dodge suggestions, make up some reason why he cant do it or accept an idea but never do it.
Need that pic with "wait a sec r u kidding me again" btw
>>27940803
if there are hills around you could invest in a really good one thats quiet and do it maybe 30-45 minutes without repeating targets. buying material to cover the scope and dressing in all black. this could also get you shot by a real gun or arrested and charged badly
but thats some call of duty shit
>>27941339
>cop connections tie the drugs to a specific dealer
>dealer says he sold them to a guy who looked like OP
>rip
>>27941653
this is just not worth a rebuttal, he can get fucked over but there's a million hurdles he can jump before any of that happens
