>one chance at life
>born in England
>not even the south, but the fucking shitty north
>>27937516
It's ok everything about England is lame. Come to America. The ladies will love you for your accent, plus you'll be in the greatest country on Earth.
Stop complaining at least you don't live in the poorest city in your country.
>>27937516
>Born in the Midlands
>live on the south coast
the south is a nice environment, the north are friendlier, just a bit grim
>>27937516
>>27937581
The South is better in the United States of America too.
Do you guys also put American accents on when you use mics in games and ham it up for better escapism?
>one chance at life
>born in Brazil
>not even the south, but the fucking shitty north
Why even bother?
>>27937516
ahahaha oh fuck man, that's like being born in the south over here in the US. i'll bet ur poor and dumb too, just like our rednecks
>one chance at life
>born a man
>not even a handsome man
>>27937516
ho there sonny,
I'm from fucking merseyside and I'm in a russel group uni, straight outta a shitty state school and I'm having a whale of a fucking time studying...with my excellency scholarship.
Try harder, plebfag.
>born in south east england
>can't afford anywhere to live
Living the neet dream.
>>27937620
the south is full of dirt roads and lots of Deliverance reenactments. plus thats where the bulk of the redneck horde resides, and it smells like armpits all over the place. the south eats dick
>>27937516
>implying the south is any better or not even worse
expectations are high down here desu. when you get shit wrong or dont do as well as expected and dont actl ike a rich kid all the time it's not good. everything is shit in the south stop idealizing it.
>>27937897
these feels are strong, it's best to just leave this area and everyone else there and go live the dream somewhere else
>one chance at life
>ugly
kill me
>>27937516 A lot of the south is a fucking shithole. Why would you wanna live there?
At least you don't live in the ring of fire ya cunt. Fucking earthquake destroyed this country.
>>27938003
>tfw will never experience an earthquake
>>27937980
this guy is correct
big big original
>>27937980
confirmed butthurt northerner
>>27937980
>A lot of the south is a fucking shithole. Why would you wanna live there?
Because it's at least better than the north.
>>27938066
stop being so damn uninformed, southfag here, everyone expects everything to be amazing in the south so you cant blend in as a NEET. in the north you can at least find a few others who are struggling with your situation.
>>27937856
You forgot being Eastern European
>>27937848
>ahahaha oh fuck man, that's like being born in the south over here in the US.
Nah, the north of England is poorer than the south of the USA, plus it's much colder and we get far, FAR less sun.
Also lots more Muslims and few jobs.
>>27938130
Lots of Muslims taking the white teenage pussy. What a cuck.
>>27938130
so ur weakest people are way dumber and less efficient than our rednecks? i doubt that shit
I fucking hate southerners. One told me the other day she was "poor" because her dad "might have to sell their second house"
Fuck all of them. Day of the rope when?
One chance, not born in 1850s London as an up and coming poet.
>>27938066
Don't know what part of the north you're thinking of. Maybe the west. Everything else is chill.
>>27939735
Hull and Doncaster are two of the biggest shitholes I have ever seen, something right out of a third world pisshole.
Source: I'm from hull
>>27938062
Nah not really, I'd rather not live in a place where houses are extortionately priced and where it costs insane money to do anything. If you want that, that's fair enough.
>>27937980
only coastal towns really desu
>>279398062
Can agree neithers ideal, I live inbetween hull and donny. Visited hull a handful or times and used to go to donny all the time. Neither are great. Places like York and sheffield however are sound. Every region has its shit stains.
>one chance at life
>born in Mexico
>jump the fucking border into the US
feelsgoodman
>>27939851
I hear plymouth and cornwall are nice, I'm mainly thinking south east, although colchester (Does that ever count as south?) Seems nice.
>>27937903
>has never left his mom's basement to see that the hollyjew memes about the south are false
>all these 1st worlders complaining
Try being poor faggots. Like, actually poor, not 1st world "poor" where you have welfare that pays the rent, internet bills and cheap food, but enough to get by. You really think you have it bad living in the UK? You don't even have to be an actual fucking african nigger to live worse, try eastern or south europe.
Humans trully cannot be content.
The north is the best part of england you pussy fag
>>27940121
If you think all of the UK enjoys these privileges you have truly had the wool pulled over your eyes. Our government just actually cares enough to sweep it under the rug
there are families that can't afford to put food on the table
can't afford to live in a heated home
have to squat in some dump shithole
some places in the UK are comparable to some of the worst places in the third world, just because you've lived in a bubble all your life doesn't mean it doesn't exist
>>27939851
not entirely sure where all those places are but yeah plymouth is alright and cornwall is lovely but the area around me is all really nice.
london, brighton, chichester, portsmouth are cool cities and the surrounding areas are incredibly beautiful and super low crime if you stay out of the cities themselves
>>27940369
>the best part of england is poor, boring, depressing, crime-ridden, full of chavs, and has no jobs
fuck me
>>27941195
>the best part of england is poor, boring, depressing, crime-ridden, full of chavs, and has no jobs
this goes for most of london too
>>27941311
It really doesn't though
>>27937620
That's extremely debatable
MIDWEST BEST REGION
>>27943867
The midwest is literally the most shit tier area of the country
I once knew someone from the North. He was a bro but he had BO that could burn a hole through lead. My eyes watered when I went into his dorm.
>you will never eke out a quiet existence working at a snail farm in the midlands
>>27937516
The UK is great. I'm moving back to London first chance I get.
