Listen to my story, /r9k/
This may be our last chance
>be me
>sixth grade in Canada
>lovely country btw, visit us anytime
>complete faggot
>no seriously, I was terrible
>thought I was better than everyone
>conceded af
>listened to really shitty music
>I was really smart though, just lazy (you'll believe this meme later)
>anyway, there's these two girls in my classes
>one of those stereotypical "woho I'm so smart" bitches
>"fractions! xD! Lol im so funy and quirky"
>straight hair
>looked pretty greasy now that I think of it
>we'll call her Molly
>other one is quiet, fairly cute
>curly hair
>got like perfect grades
>we'll call her Samantha
Little backstory now
>had little to no friends
>understandable; I was horrible
>everyone was a bunch of normalfags though
>barely talked to anyone
>everything really awkward
>parents divorced before I was born
>mom cool but frequently complained about work and was on low income
>really understanding
>didn't have too much in common with her though
>dad coolest guy ever, but kinda overprotective and sheltering
>used to visit my dad once a week and every other weekend
>played his Dreamcast, and Virtua Fighter on Saturn
>super intelligent too
>just fucking great
>love that guy
>family situation not completely important in this story though
Sorry if I'm all over the place; I'm just not stable right now
Back to the story
>Samantha always hung around Molly
>like, ALWAYS
>everyone was trying to ask Molly out, and she would reject them every time
>was kinda funny because literally everyone in my class liked her except me
cont.
>Samantha is kinda quiet as mentioned before, but when she speaks she's really over the top
>almost tumblr "suu randumb xD" over the top
>would be a problem otherwise but she was cute and can be serious once in a while
>Molly tries to fit in with everyone
>continuously tries to correct EVERYONE on some shit that's so trivial it's not funny
>I mean, I would too, but it would be for actual ignorance not just accidental fuckups
>yeah I was arrogant as hell, I know
>try to talk to both of them for a while
>"uh...UH DO YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES?"
>oh boy I'm autistic
>Samantha says "not too much, but I know a few"
>Molly says "omg I love mario and luigi! But I hate video games."
>this makes my decision so much easier
>start thinking about Samantha more
>she seems really cool when I talk to her
>I'm a fairly serious person, and she acts like one around me
>still has these randumb bursts though
>not a complete normalfag at all though
>has some contrarian opinions about government and morals and shit
>an atheist as well as I am
yeah, I know I'm edgy
>really cool person
>still don't know much about her though
>one day, friend talks to me
>"ayy so i been seeing u talkin to Samantha eh? u like dat?"
>never really thought about it until now
>continue talking to her throughout grade 6
>everything not normal emotionally though
>thus began my apathy and eventually nihilism with the world
>started thinking that nothing really matters
>suicide never really a thought, but life had no purpose
>just did what I did
cont.
>>27937265
Seventh grade
>in Molly's and Samantha's class once again
>lucky or what?
>same stuff happens for the first month or so
>don't talk to Samantha as much as I would like
>really shy and beta back then
>things start to look up for me though
>grades still shit, but continue to continue to tell myself I'm smart
>super boring year for the first three quarters
>school dance coming up
>ohohohohohohohohohohoh
>holyhellisthismychance?
>think to myself "probably not, I'm too beta"
>the week leading up to it
>every day I tell myself "ask her now"
>"FUCKING ASK HER NOW"
>always pussy out
>day before
>I think "fuck it, what's the worst that happens? She abandons me and I have no more friends? Eh."
>"Hey, Samantha... I was wondering if you, uh. If you'd like to go to the dance. With me."
>bad as hell, but not as bad as I thought
>hey I'm pretty slick!
>"Oh anon, let me think about it"
>soul crushed
>done
>o
>n
>e
>go home and think about her for the entire day
>next day, day of the dance
>walking into class
>Samantha comes up to me
>"Yes"
>SOUL REBORN
>NOT DONE
>NOT DONE AT ALL
>dance happens
>really nervous
>Samantha is dressed pretty nice, can't remember perfectly though
>we dance a little, even though I suck
>slow dance comes on
>I know how to do this though
>we slow dance smiling at each other for a while
>remember feeling so happy
>concept of touch is foreign for me
>after the dance I notice various stars drawn on her arm
>ask her about them
>"one for every person I genuinely care about"
>sappy as fuck, but whatever, I get it
>as I'm leaving the building with her, she points to the green one in the middle
>"look, there you are, anon"
>there is not a reaction image in the world that can capture my feelings right now
>just take that in famalam
>I say nothing because I'm sperging out on the inside
>finally, a noise comes out
>"th-thank you too!"
>she smiles and walks away
>fucking hell
cont.
>>27937280
>go home and lurk early /r9k/ all day until I jerk off and sleep
yeah I've been here way too fucking long
>continue talking and such for the year
Eighth grade
>enter super faggotry
>really get into 4chan
>huge /b/tard
>occasionally browse /r9k/
>unironically meme in real life somewhat often
>winter of that year
>Samantha seems to be really into me
>talk to her over MSN and Skype even more
>find out a bunch of shit about her
>mainly emotional instability and depression
>cutting and shit and the like
>I can't just leave her like this
oh yeah, we're essentially going out at this point
>try to be super supportive of her
>I genuinely care about her, but not sure about this
>she's actually really sad in general
>still, I spout supporting messages that are really genuine
>write some terrible ass poetry for her
>even still, she says that I'm really helping
>she's so glad she found me and the sort
>feel really good about myself
>around April, shit hits the motherfucking fan
>I'm feeling pretty stressed out
>Samantha is really depressed
>nothing seems to make her happy
>all our conversations have to do with sadness even if they're not intended for it
>there's only so much i can take
>I'm like fuck this, it's not worth it
>I break up with her even though I didn't really want to
>she cries for a little
>feel really bad
Summer between grade 8 and 9
>excited as fuck for high school
>going to catholic school different from everyone I know
>time to start fresh
>over these two months, I start going for regular runs
>do a little home exercise every day
>do some programming because my dad wanted me to
>absolutely loved it
>didn't get the more advanced stuff, but I fucking enjoyed the hell out of it
>feeling really good
>stop being a complete asshole
>my personality basically turned 360 degrees and walked the fuck out
>so much happier
>>27937300
Ninth grade
>okay, time to make some friends
>first class is music
>there's this one guy from Nepal who's really cool
>talk to him about anime
>he knows nothing of it
>he watches School Days and flips his shit the next day
>kek
>second class is geography
>one Vietnamese kid who knows a lot about vidya and anime
>funny as fuck
>turns out he lurks as well
>we become really good friends with Nepal guy
>third class is gym
>one super white dude from Romania
>awkward as fuck, doesn't lurk, knows not of anime
>but
>BUT
>this guy LOVES pokemon
>we hit it the fuck off about 3rd gen
>he's fairly serious as well and we talk politics and such
>both of us pretty right wing and agree on almost everything
>last period is math
>Nepal and Vietnam are there too
>we all become crazy good friends
>next day
>normal until geography
>new face there
>he's brown like I am, but from Sri Lanka (I'm from Punjab in India)
>he sits next to me
>"Hey brother, I'm Nick!"
His name's not actually Nick, but you know, identities and all
>shake his hand as he slaps me on my back
>"How's it going buddy?" he asks
>this guy is just radiating this aura of pure bro
>"not bad man, and yourself?" I say
>he talks about why he wasn't here the day before
>he was in Italy and shit
>anyway, not important
>what IS important though, is that we become like brothers in the next month
>this happens because we find out we have the same fucking birthday
>we have such a close relationship that we start kissing each other on the cheek and shit
>no homo tho
>he's not really acquainted with my other friends, but he still hangs out with them once in a while
>Nick is bro-tier as fuck
Now is a good time to mention that if anyone wants specific details and stories about anyone, ask me
>find a girlfriend a little later
>she's pretty hot
>lasts really shortly after I find out she cheated on me and likes calling me daddy
>drop that shit like it's 1000 degrees Kelvin
>>27937319
>feeling pretty fucc't up over that shit
>I suddenly remember
>SAMANTHA IS STILL IN MY CONTACTS
>text her
>for some reason, I act like a complete asshole
>she gets mad at me for good reason
>she didn't deserve this
>I feel disgusted with myself afterward
>jerk off then sleep
>do this for a while infrequently
>why did she put up with me?
>I am a horrid human being
>school life is pretty normal though
>friends and I pull pretty weird bullshit like walking around holding some bristol board like we're transporting a pane of glass
>get a nice sense of humour
>grades spike upward like holy shit
>start thinking I'm smart again
>it's just that I actually try now
>finish with a 3.7 GPA which is new for me
>hang around friends a lot
Summer
>nothing really remarkable other than this:
>go to London for a vacation
>at the airport find a cute 5'4'' blonde with blue eyes
>super confident now, so I walk up to her
>tell her she's cute and would like her phone number
>"oh yeah shore" in the cutest English accent ever
>she just came back from South America so nice tan
>over the next two weeks I'm in the country we talk and meet up
>get real close
>one of last days get to her house
>make out a little
>almost lose virginity but I'm like fuck that for some reason
>I then think of Samantha
>FUCKING HELL WHY NOW OF ALL TIMES
>lose chance of succ and fucc
>whatever
cont.
>>27937342
Tenth grade
>out of nowhere, apologise to Samantha
>like a fucking essay explaining how I was wrong
>"It's okay anon. Wanna hang out this weekend?"
>how does someone like this exist?
>arrange to hang out at mall with Vietnam and Romania
>everyone is acting normal
>like dumbasses
>Samantha just looks at me like there's something wrong with me
>other friends lose us "accidentally"
>yeah sure guys
>I ask Samantha why she's looking at me and smiling for no reason
>"I've never seen you this happy, anon"
>"oh uh, I guess it just happened"
>still kind of a sperg
>day goes great, get a hug at the end
>month later, get message from Samantha
>"In lighter news, I have a boyfriend now"
>flip out for a good 10 minutes before messaging her back "I'm happy for you"
>realized that I still had feelings for her
>fugg.gif
>feel kinda depressed for a while over this
>try to get some puss but huge crush went out with this fucking memer
>no like actual memer
>he is /b/ incarnate
>lurks at school
>yelled at me once "LOLKEK TOPKEK AYNOHN"
>thinks he's cool
>name is Juan
>I call him Juansoon
>the guy has a fucking printout of that banana meme and shoved it in his binder currently
>stupid ass emo haircut too
>anyways, things whatever until February
>Samantha messaging me more often
>she seems sad
>tells me that she's gonna break up with her boyfriend soon
>DING DING DING
>tell her "oh well ditch it if you're not happy"
>subtly egg her on
>tells me that he wanted her to dress as a neko cat for halloween
>I laugh and cringe that he's serious
>fucking weeb trash
>he would literally latch on to Samantha and not let go even when she serisously told him not to
>always wanted the succ in the stairwell
>the
>fucking
>public
>stairwell
>that anyone can get into
>feeling good about my chances
>she breaks up with him the next friday
>Samantha then spills all her feelings for me
>that she just got with him to get over me
cont.
>>27937400
last
>her bf told me sometime afterward that while kissing, Samantha said my name instead of his
>can't get this smile down
>this is straight out of a fucking movie
>wish Samantha went to my school now fuck
>she wants to hang out the next day
>aw hell yeah
>I go to her house the next day
>only her brother home who goes to his room most of the time
>fucking jumps on me and shoves her tongue in my mouth
>"I missed you" she whispers after she gives me the biggest hickey of my life
>holyfuckinghellsheisafiend.rtf
>we watch GoodFellas while kissing the rest of the day
>go home, jerk off and sleep
>after a while, wanna hang out with her again
>this time, she comes over to my house
>same things happen but I finger her
>she tells me she is medically unable to orgasm
>soipl;keghjriosltghroidslfkghntrdoilskghjrdoilgh
>this is whywhywhywhy
>still finger her for a while
>we lie in my bed and cuddle
>next month, she comes over again
>she succ me
>3 times in a day
>cumming in a girl's mouth is the greatest thing fucking ever
>she fucking swallows
>we blast Death Grips and cuddle the entire day
>also, Bottomless Pit when?
>introduce her to some simple /mu/-core (ITAOTS, ITCOTCK, Death Grips, AnCo, etc.)
>let her borrow my Vita for Persona 4: Golden
>she loves it
>fast-forward three years
>we're still together
>planning marriage
>couldn't be happier
I want to share my story with those who think there's no hope. There is. It all gets better, trust me. I'm a 4/10 autist who likes fucking Death Grips, and I got a 8/10 to go marry me. There is hope for you, anon. Just don't fear.
Read it all anon. Heartwarming. Your story won't be in vain.
Nice story I'm like
Wow, so I'm only an 8/10
OP here, if there's anything I didn't elaborate on, let me know and I'll do so immediately.
>>27938333
Could you do the whole thing over, only in deep depth? I felt like it was rushed.
>>27938370
I'll do it all again sometime in the future. Don't worry anon, ask and ye shall receive.
>>27937450
thanks anon, that really warmed me up
>goodfellas
great choice btw
>>27939005
Anytime man, and thanks for the compliment.
Nice story but you're mistaking this board for one not filled with socially retarded, 20 yo NEETs
Guys wtf how is this so encouraging to you
This normie ass nigga had a gf in 7th fucking gradenice story tho op, respect
Op: It upsets me that 4chan had an effect on your social development, please seek professional help,
>>27939575
Actually it was 8th grade
The part about him being a normie ass nigga was right though
But to be fair, that makes me one too, since I'm in a relationship with him
>>27937450
mad respect, op. keep on being a normie, I'm proud of you
>>27937450
>It all gets better, trust me.
Why? No seriously, think about it for a second? Why would I trust you, a stranger on the internet to know what my or anyone else's future will entail? How will our future get better?
>Just put in the work
That might work for some. Others like me, are just shit out of luck though. Most of us have to put in a massive amount of work to even behave remotely normally, and things still will not work out. Simply put, your generic "motivational" story is nothing new. It should be thrown in the pile of useless advice normies always give.
Be honest, do you think everyone gets a chance like you? Do you honestly believe everyone's future will be better?
>>27940078
Way to bring down the mood
OP here, these are some pictures of our funny Skype conversations recently.
>>27940163
original commentoru
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>>27940186
oh boyo this is an original post!!
thx for the story, sleepy time in naziland
>>27937450
Thanks OP.
Currently in college and slowly but steadily becoming a normie. Still spergy with girls, though.
I wish you the best.
What about the orgasms, though?
>>27940363
Still haven't fixed shit yet. Working on it.
Do you guys ever get into fights or arguments? Do you ever feel worried about getting married so young?
>>27940576
Absolutely no proper fights yet at all. Fucking none. To answer the second question, yeah once in a while. We feel pretty nervous about the entire thing, but I'm convinced it's for the best.
Diene abductee
Original comment
Good story OP,I feel like we've had similar teenage years, but not exactly. I'm way more confident now than I was 3-4 years ago with a huge streak of arrogance, especially with girls when I was 15-16. Though now been with my current gf for almost 2 years now. I don't know why but I feel like I put up huge social barriers with girls, especially those I've not known for long because of how I was though, maybe it's be different if I didn't have a gf.
**Insert cute comment about how I'm his girlfriend and I'm actually on this thread here.**
>>27940684
Do you ever feel insecure physically with her? Does she ever look at other guys or in movies or anything like that? I'm asking because its something that im kind of struggling with.
>>27940880
No not at all. I can't really tell you to relax because it's just a matter of the trust I've built up with her over the years. Although, it would probably help to talk to your significant other about this. I mean, if this person is going out with you, then they probably already accept it.
>>27940819
Hi!
Also, Samantha has informed me that she wants to answer questions as well. Not sure if you believe me but whatever.
>>27941027
Well I've proven that I'm here. Unless they think you're some poor lonely bastard who went through the effort of messaging himself on two different Skype accounts then posting them on his 4chan thread.
>cool parents
>had a gf when you were in 7th grade
>unironically talked to girls
>le what could go wrong meme i should ask her
you're literally a robot/normie hybrid tbqhthanks for sharing your story though, must've taken a long time to type all that shit out
>>27941205
Wait, how am part robot if all those things you listed are normie things?
>>27937319
>1000 degrees Kelvin
So 727 degrees Celsius? You're retarted.
I cringed through your whole story.
>>27941559
I know how temperature systems work.
>retarted
So I used to be a butter tart but now I'm a blueberry tart? Cool
I cringed through my whole life too! We have so much in common.
>There is still hope
Only I'm not in high school and live in a small town down under
