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>Why don't you eat fruit, anon? >It's healthy, see?
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>Why don't you eat fruit, anon?
>It's healthy, see?
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no thanks i don't like apples
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>>27937207

>Packed with sugar
>Infested with pesticides and GMO's

No thanks.
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>>27937207
Trust me, if I had a cute 2D girl to make me eat fruit every day I would eat it a whole lot more often.

memes aside though this image makes me feel genuinely depressed
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>>27937207
Neckbeards are afraid of fruits, vegetables and water.
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>>27937247
>if I had a cute 2D girl
Being this far gone. Smh.
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>>27937227
> doesn't know what a lemon is
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>>27937241
>natural sugar
Calm down.
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>>27937207
Not with the cancer causing shit that get sprayed on it.

Get yourself some whey protein and lift.
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>>27937306
>being here
>not having an unhealthy fixation on anime girls
INTO THE OVEN
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>>27937311
You're a lemon
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>>27937321
>Not with the cancer causing shit that get sprayed on it.
>Get yourself some whey protein and lift.
/fit/ nutrition. It's just good science.
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>>27937241
Nigger those are lemons
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>>27937341
>>not having an unhealthy fixation on anime girls
You mean lusting after cartoons?

Yeah, pass.
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>>27937241
>not growing your own fruit and veg
People with zero interest in gardening disgust me.
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>>27937346
thanks man i didn't know what to say it was my first time getting implied on
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>>27937370
>anime
>cartoons
DELET THIS
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>>27937371
The same feeling of disgust your wife feels everytime she looks out into the garden and sees you planting fruit?

Weirdo. Grow some weed or something.
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>>27937227
>>27937241
>Oh, come on, anon
>You won't make me force you eat it
>Will you?
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>>27937207
I frequently put lemons in my beer, so I actually consume a lot of fruit
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>>27937391
You're a lemon friend now, anon
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>>27937436
yes
i mean no
i don't want to eat fruit
i hope you don't force me to do it.
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>>27937426
who is this guy who thinks it's safe to just assume a nigga on r9k got a wife

like lmao go ask jeeves about carburetors or some shit
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>>27937426
>The same feeling of disgust your wife feels everytime she looks out into the garden and sees you planting fruit?
Right? Only nu-male cucks garden. Maybe some tards who are using it as a form of therapy too.
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>>27937391
>implying I implied.
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Chiruchiru best magical girl.
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>>27937447
yeah, you do.


oc
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>>27937426
>>27937483
Fuck you guys, gardening is a real man's pastime.

Helping something to grow and then reaping the rewards of all that time and effort is truly the best joy on this planet.
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>>27937436
DELETE THIS THREAD RIGT NOW>>27937447
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>>27937537
Grow some ganja!, being a drug dealer is a REAL pastime.

LameO's
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>>27937556
Woops, didn't mean to tag you >>27937447
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>>27937207
Why are you holding a lemon out of all fruits? I like lemons but just munching on a whole one will rek my mouth (sorta ruined it by eating too much sour stuff when I was young)
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>>27937537
This nigga and his $6 worth of veggies he spent 4 months growing. Smh.
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>>27937537
Nico a cute.
But Bird best girl.
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>>27937207
HEY
IT'S ONE OF THOSE LEMON STEALING WHORES
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>>27937489
Never knew what this girl was from until now.

My desire to know more intensifies.
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>>27937634
Hey, I'm also a birdfag funnily enough!

God I love Kotori so much almost as much as Hanayo
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>>27937701

Magical girl is spinoff. The original is decent but it's like katawa shoujo on drugs with chuuni self insert.
Still best girl though.
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>>27937701
>this girl
CARTOON
A
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O
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>>27937634
>>27937722
Good taste you two.
But we all know who's best raibu.
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>>27937751
Oh, forgive me for being a sauce-begging faggot but what's the original called?
>>27937759
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE REEEE
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>>27937778
Yeah, Eli's pretty gay
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>>27937798

Keywords were given. The rest is up to you.
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Best girls ranking:

1- Umi
2- Eli
3- Bird
4- Nico
5- Honk
6- Maki
7- Hanayo
8- Nozomi
9- Rin
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>>27937436
Is that a blonde hachikuji or something?
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>>27937850
Fair play, I was being lazy.
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>>27937876
>rin
>bottom
I have an issue with you.
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>>27937891
Now that you say it, yes.
But no.
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Is there anything funnier than teenage losers and their cartoon girlfriends? You little niggas can't be serious.
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>>27938045
>teenage
Nah matey I'm in my 20s, as I'm sure most of these other losers are.
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>>27937207
I prefer cherries and apples.

Lemons and grapes are the worst.
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>>27937447
>he considers corona and desperados "real" beer
Everybody point and laugh.
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>>27938045
What's the problem with something that makes people happy without breaking any laws and at the same time generating jobs in a growing industry in Japan?
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>>27938045

You are a lot younger than me, faggot.
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>>27937241
>gmo
Please tell me what you think this means
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>>27938124
> He doesn't even know what Hefe Weissbier is

Everybody bully this plebian
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>>27938143
The problem is when you use them as a substitute for reality. it's insane/pathetic/creepy etc.
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But I do eat fruit OP.

Fruit is tasty.
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>>27938262
Everything is real.
The anime girl you see as the imagine embbed to this reply is real.
But you can say she doesn't exist in the physical world.
She does, if she didn't, you'd not be seeing these pixels with your own eyes.
Even if you want to fulfill other things you call "reality" by your own faulty definitions, like touching, or smell, I could, for example, buy a body pillow with its own lemon aroma.

That being said, waifus are, clearly, like everything else that you can empirically feel, real.

Even if they're not real at all, one could argue that its possible to make them real with your own imagination.

Kant argued that our empirical feelings - seeing, touching, etc, are but a consequence of the work of our imagination, of our brain. And he was right on spot despite being several centuries behind the development of neuroscience.

In other words, since you can create reality with your brain, your imagination, by making use of your empirical sense, and interpreting the immediate envorinment, you could manipulate your empirical senses according to your own will, making a dream world seem like reality.

Why even try to interpret "reality" when our empirical feelings are faulty and misleading? We only see with our own eyes a very small fraction of the eletromagnetic spectrum, and our smelling skills cant tell the difference among 99% of all existing particles.

That being said, a hedonistic logic induces you to conclude that the only right answer is creating, for yourself, a perfect world.

In our case, it's filled with beautiful anime.
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who just eats lemons

>>27937778
eli is really uninteresting and boring to look at
>>27937876
umi is best but that's not saying much

nico is most qt
kotori is cute but i don't really like her character
honoka is just fucking stupid
maki is lame
nozomi is aight
and there's nothing to be said about hayano or rin
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>>27938434
and fuck chiru too
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Fruit doesn't leave that waxy after-texture that biscuits, chips and candy does so I prefer it as a snack.

But I don't trust that anime girl. She's advocating healthy eating but has terrible posture. What does she really know about leading a healthy lifestyle?
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>>27938485
You shouldn't trust her because she's a lemon-stealing whore.
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>>27938407
>In other words, since you can create reality with your brain, your imagination, by making use of your empirical sense, and interpreting the immediate envorinment, you could manipulate your empirical senses according to your own will, making a dream world seem like reality.

We call that 'delusion'.


That being said, get a fucking life.
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>>27937207
>Grisia no kajitsu
>Literally 1/3 sex scenes

Sorry anon I can't take you seriously
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my diet literally consists of fruit and buttered bread
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>>27938578
>this
I can literally only handle savory and sweet in my diet.
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>>27938526
I thoroughly wrote it downt that your own life is a delusion.

Again, you see only a small part of the eletromagnetic spectrum, about 1/4096*10^(16) of the total existing wave lenght.

Of all the billions of different existing molecules, your nose can only detect the nearby existance of a few dozen thousands.

The only mechanical wave you can feel with your ears is that of air.

I could go on and on, further detailing how small your despiction of reality is when compared to the real thing.

Did you know, you always see your nose, but your brain simply decides to ignore it? How's that for you?
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DEAD ANIME PUSSY

DEAD ANIME PUSSY
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>>27938334
SEVEN APPLE ON A WITCES TWEE
SEVEN SEED TO PLAN INSIDE OF MEEEE~
IN SPWING TIME I GWEW A MAGIC SWONG!
SKWIPPING AWONG I SANG THE SWONG TO EBERYWON
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>>27937207
I don't see shit, bitch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJpb7vSaQpM
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Bottle blonde best girl!
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What are you faggots doing?
Post more 2D.
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>>27939937
what kind of 2d are you looking for
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Pizza has tomato on it
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>>27939937
Idolposting coming right up.
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>>27940083
Anything goes.
I like HD and original artwork.
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>>27940329
my collection of remilia is coming along

had to resize this one
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