Yep. It's that time, guys. Time to graph out your existence. If you're 30+ and still here... my condolences.
Add a greentext describing major events as well.
>puppylove gf in 4th grade
>normie for 2 years in high school
>had it all taken away by illness
>recovered at 20, moved out at 21
>got myself into crazy shit with crazy people who fucked me over big time
>tfw moved home
>tfw life is finally looking up again 2 years later, still need a job though....
>>27936545
Template here.BLoxxyblyx
>>27936545
You could post a template you know?
>>27936572
Template's here buddy: >>27936568
>sex life
>a thing
Then again, there is always prostitutes
rate me my original family
>>27936709
What happened with your health? I'm guessing that's what brought your social life down as a teen.
>>27936782
Story on the tiny blip in your sex life?
wew lad
Tell me, is it all downhill from here?
>>27936854
>Story on the tiny blip in your sex life?
> be 16
> moving to another country
> decide I might as well initiate with my oneitis
> get buzzed in preparation so I don't spill the spaghetti
> we made out once after school
> the end
>>27936854
Nothing really major, just became a fat bastard with major apathy for the lives of others.
>>27936545
What the fuck happened when you were 21?
>>27937025
His sister gave him a handjob
>>27937025
He probably fell in love. :3
I live a sad existence
>>27936895
My prediction for you, anon
>>27937106
What happened at 16 family?
>>27936545
Words are needed in order to post images on this board.
>>27937122
>income retroactively improves
Does he invent a time machine?
>>27937178
That's where the money comes from
>>27937025
Moved into a rooming house with one of my friends. It became a frat house for the most part except no one was in college. Some of my roommates were drug dealers... and integrated me into their bullshit. Then everything went to hell. Most of them became junkies and I ended up getting robbed twice(and my roommates made me the getaway driver in a couple drug robberies as well). We were nearly raided by the cops.
>tfw no one else knows what it's like to be chased by a big black dominican drug dealer after your roommate robbed him
>tfw I have a pretty cool story since few people will ever be in a hot pursuit style chase
But yeah. My roommates fucked me over big time. Was fun as fuck though.
>>27936545
anon what happened when u were 21
>>27937133
Crush told me she loves me. It came out of the blue since i didnt ever really talk to her even though we were classmates. Long story long, she had a boyfriend, we came close in a school project, talked a lot, i fell for her even harder, they broke up, she told me she loves me. She didnt of course but i didnt know at the time. Then for two months she told me shes not ready for a relationship with me, then she got back with his new boyfriend. Worst thing was, literally everybody knew how much i like her because we spent so much time together, people talked like we were together already. After that naturally she dragged me along with her for the last two years of school holding me in an emotional lock by saying things like she would have sex with me, she thinks im perfect for her and so on. And then came the real bad part where she broke up with this boyfriend of hers by cheating on him with one of my best friend and they dated all through high school. Just imagine dreading to go to school every day since you have to walk in the classroom just to see them in love, laughing just the way you want to with her. All while still infatuated by her and while everyone knows i like her. Bad times. I dont think i can ever trust anyone like her again and she broke me. If you read all of this, thank you. I really appreciate it since i never told the story to anyone in real life, im too ashamed
>tfw you remember when you had optimism and life in your eyes
this is mine
might improve later maybe
Life is not an easy matter... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness, above all kinds of perfidy and baseness.
Leon Trotsky
I fucking hate my life but with college soon I have at least a little confidence; enough to get me by. We'll all make it, you nips.
>was a borderline autistic ignorant happy chil
>high school got me depressed
>got gf, couple friends
>got a second gf, no friends
>broke up, motorcycle crash, no sex, some friends
>>27937653
also associted greentext bites:
>10: mother becomes terminally illnot the nu-metal kind
>10: start playing instruments. If I said which, my normie irls who lurk will regocnize me so nope.tga
>12-14: punk phase
>somewhere between punk/soc media queen i get buttraped by "friend"
>15-16: fat unpassable trap social media camslut kill me now
>17: improving yet on music, cemented decision to major in performance arts/music and bugsci
>18(current): obviously im never going to get over the gender dyspho so despite being fucking arsed by the lgbt community im going to go through with a transition. still presenting male atm because im not a tryhard
>tfw happiness and gf go hand in hand, and they are only very short parts of the story
I'm only just starting to recover from puberty at age 24
>major spikes in happiness are primarily cases of oneitis
>there were 3 but 2a nd 3 were near eachother and other good stuff like touring and increase in social life made no gulf between the two
>spike at 14 was also when I started listening to metal
Pretty much this mateys
I'd rather be miserable and rich than miserable and poor.
>>27937833
What happened at 16 where you still had a sex life but was very sad and your health got worse?
>>27937964
Very funny, im laughing my ass off over here
This pretty much sums my life up
>>27938158
started doing drugs and drinking heavily after first gf dumped my ass. I still had as sex life because of chubby, drug addict gf. but never really loved her or cared much for her. she ended up cheating on me
>>27938245
must be nice faggot
>>27938260
Thats sad, hope you are doing better now, without the drugs
>>27938245
Kys
>>27938148
What happened around 18?
i'm ready for death original comment desu
>>27938343
Started college and at the end of my first quarter everything went wrong on the same day. I've since recovered somewhat, but it's still not the bottom since I'm about to graduate and things look to become a whole lot worse soon.
>>27938316
thanks man, It's getting better. being a druggie loser made my social life disappear. I feel like I am starting over. But i feel that getting sober was a good first step in the right direction.
age 8 = crazy ass disease went into hypotensive shock and almost died for unknown reason. hopefully thats not a recurring thing.
age 4-18: play vidya all day long. go on /b/ and shitpost when i was literally 12. play runescape or WoW until 4am every single day till I graduated highschool. Somehow still did well in school. class largely consisted of planning out my new WoW character on paper because didnt have smartphones yet. not many friends but still happy cause I got my vidya.
age 17: started to get my shit together. joined a sports team in senior year of highschool to get something on resume for college. turned out to be a god at track for no reason and won a top 10 finish at states.
age 18: college with full scholarship somehow. keep playing vidya/watching anime/reading manga all day long. meet a literal waifu (asian chick) who I am still dating 5 years later. couple friends but not really cause never told them bout my anime/manga i do for 5-10 hours a day. keep in top shape but still mostly playing vidya/anime/manga and moving into VNs now. GF doesnt mind this though.
age 21: get into medical school with full scholarship + 30k/yr stipend. still playing vidya/anima/manga all day. photographic memory barely study. aiming for chill speciality where I dont have to work much.
livin the dream here. I am a chad but for some reason only betas like anima/manga so I keep that on the down low irl but hang around /a/ mostly. but they are shit these days and only discuss anime and no manga or VNs and /v/ is also shit so have to find other places to discuss.
idc if someone knows who I am
>>27938481
>hopefully thats not a recurring thing.
hopefully it is
I think this is a pretty accurate representation.
I did it guys, I did it!
>happiness: going to school gave me anxiety and now I have no problems after dropping out
>health: no issues but dont exercise or have a good diet
>income: NEET but inherited shit loads of money from grampa
>social life: had some friends at school I never saw outside of there and had one other friend I saw less and less of as we grew up
>sex life: have an internet gf I cyber with, sort of counts by weird 21st century stanards
I peaked way too damn early.
I've basically hit rock bottom in every category except health after I turned 17, and even that's starting to deteriorate.
