*knock knock*
Hey there, son.
It's not good for you to be cooped up inside all day.
What say we go throw around the old pigskin?
>>27936508
What does this accomplish other than cement my hand eye coordination and throwing ability that I should have learned growing up? Let's at least go on a trip somewhere. I'm trying to say I hate most sports and this is the most lauded of them all.
YOU WERE NOWHERE FOR THE FIRST 19 YEARS NOW YOU WANT TO SHOW UP LIKE ITS ALL GOOD?????
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH!
I HATE YOU!!!!!
NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN!!!!
>>27936602
I'm sorry man
Blox
>>27936554
Oh, uh, sorry buddy.
Dinner will be ready in a bit.
It would be nice if you came down and ate with the rest of the family.
We're worried about you.
You know we love you, right?
>>27936636
It's cool, I lied on the Internet for humorous purposes.
My dad is actually like 90 feet away.
>>27936645
Sure I'll come down and eat.
>people don't actually eat with their family during gatherings
>>27936508
b-but they said you were dead?
i-is it really you? dad?
>>27936602
Wanna talk anon
?
>>27936508
>Friday night
>dad says he's going to chop down a rotting tree out back tomorrow morning
>tell him I'm free and want to help
>make plans to do it at 10 am
>wake up at 9:30 and go upstairs for a coffee
>dad is on the sofa watching football and tells me he already did it
I get wanting to do things alone, but be straight up with me you little bastard. My dad rejected all my attempts to bond.
He also gave shit advice and is an overcompensating manlet.
Love the guy, but it's funny how human parents become when you get older and see through the imposed authority.
>>27936508
what? no, fuck u, go away idiot. are u on meth again?
>>27936735
how tall is he?
original post nr. 4245
>>27936508
*knock knock*
Hey there, son.
It's not good for you to be cooped up inside all day.
What say we go kick around the old shitskin?
>>27936739
I'm clean. What, you're too good for your dear old dad?
Like your any better holding in your room all day watching your chink shit and masturbating because you're a pathetic virgin shit.
I'm home now. Get a job or you're out.
>>27936508
S-sure dad, even though only I see you on weekends mostly since you're so busy out there working
Yes, let's toss that pigskin around, I'd enjoy that
>happy ending ensues
I wish it were like this
>>27936667
That is not cool
>>27936801
Around 5'8.
I'm 6'0 and I think it really pisses him off. One night we had an arm wrestle and I beat him 3/3 times and after the final loss he poured himself a glass of scotch and went up to his room without saying a word.
You'd think one would be proud at their son for surpassing them in something. Not this guy.
>>27936508
Sure, but instead of that boring thing, let's bounce this SUPER BALL back & forth!I am hyper & fucking insane. This super ball is a better outlet for my pent-up energy & crackpot theories k?
>>27936739
>tfw this hit too close to home
Who /hadamethheadfather/ here?
>>27936508
If he hadn't offed himself when I was 4 he could've turned me into a real Chad. I hate him for killing himself
I wish my father wanted to play sports with me.
>>27936970
>suicidal faggot
>raising a chad
no
>>27937069
>implying suicide can't be badass
I got Alzheimer's run through my family like blood. My dad and I are on the same page. When that shit starts setting in, walk into a forest and don't come back.
>>27936851
You're strung out again, then. You're not home, you're on the doorstep of my shitty 2 room apartment. Just go.
Dad you've been alive all this time?
>>27936810
10 things only stormfront/KKK kids had to deal with growing up.
