got a gf a few weeks ago, met her at the student center. h-how did I do?
>>27936163
she's a ham-country, but it's better than i could do. hold ur head up high brobot. but not high enough that anyone can see u with her.
If you have to ask, not very well at all.
>>27936163
Well done.
Excellent in terms of /r9k/.
Just don't brag obnoxiously about her.
>>27936192
>>27936381
thanks famiIies
>>27936163
Did you use the same spear Captain Ahab used to get her?
I tried to settle. Even flat out drunk my dick still wouldn't get excited for her.
>>27936163
2/10. fat and ugly. try harder.
>>27936163
did you suck on dem titties yet? its the only reason to get a fat chick
>>27936163
Pretty good. Don't let her gain more weight though she's at the maximum thickness level before getting bad.
Enjoy the thick gf.
>>27937660
Fat chicks without tits are truly the worst.
>>27937660
>its the only reason to get a fat chick
there is no reason to 'get' a fat chick. you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>27937693
'thick' is bullshit. that girl is straight up f-a-t.
You retards have shockingly low standards.
>>27937703
>>27937696
>>27937660
how do you expect to compete, fat chicks?
>>27937696
>Fat chicks are truly the worst.
ftfy
>>27937730
Is that milk?
>tfw no chubby wife with cowtits filled with milk
>>27937730
fucking nasty. Smh. the fuck is wrong w/ you?
>>27936163
All these normies in this thread fucking make me sick. I'm a Chubby Chaser 4 life boi
>>27937784
I know that this is bait for me to post more but that's all i have. so someone post more cowtits please thanx.
>>27937836
>I'm a Chubby Chaser 4 life boi
Translated: I'm a degenerate white trash creep.
Nobody reads the filename general.
>>27937730
>how do you expect to compete, fat chicks?
With you for those?
Usually I can just be her "friend" and strike when she's drunk and lonely.
>>27937931
mission failed. you got imprisoned for rape.
Dudes who chase fat chicks are fucking pathetic. They're lower than even cuckolds..
>>27936163
Your GF is hella-cute, I would be proud to be seen with her.
Signed, atypical Angelino
