Poetry
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
>You would do anything for her within your power
>She'd rather shun you for Chad's semen shower
>You recommend her movies by Mizoguchi
>She recommends Chad come and ram her puchi.
>>27935730
>youd love to spend time with her
>she declines, you're not some rich entrepreneur
>>27935730
>you think of chad in silent hatred more than her
>you drink until your words slur
>you feel like a fool
>she wont touch you unless you provide gold, frankensence, myrrh
>just a useless tool
>you're her free food, her chauffeur
>end it, shoot up the school
>Your voice cracks and wavers when you ask to see her later
>Chad's debonair flair ensures he'll swiftly mate her
>you accept another quest
>chad finishes on her chest
>>27936706
FeelsBadMan
oringinal post
>>27935730
ERH ERH ERH ERH ERH ERH ERH ERH ERHHHHHH
ERH ERH ERH ERH EH ERH ERH HE RH ERHHHHHHHHH
>asks you to drive her to the store
>she goes and sucks Chad's dick some more
>All your social functions decompose
>While chad explores all her holes
>>27935730
>you take her son to the store to buy him a new toy
>you will do the same again when chad gives her a new boy
>>27935730
> You buy her loving gifts
> Chad sucks her massive tits
>another season of luxurious dreams
>she gifts her smile to you on wings
>you must be brave to imagine these things
>as you stew in filth while chad creams
>You want to fuck Stefania.
>Chad has already finished inside of her.
yo yo yo
>these normies can't comprehend me
>mummy's makin' some tendies
>throw my shit jug in your face
>if you try to befriend me
>bitch, I'm /r9k/ for life
>don't look at my 2d wife
>chad's about to find out
>about my switchblade knife
>Nigga, I'm feelin' so smug
>don't make me throw my jug
>sqaushin' normies like bugs
>but all i want is a hug
>I keep screamin' where's my gf?
>until I run out of breath
>about to eat up those tendies
>until there ain't none left
>>27937017
Holy fuck this is gold
Screencapped
>You help her bake a cookie batch
>Chad blows his load within her snatch
>>27937017
The chorus needs to be that WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOOOOOOR from that Jay-Z Linkin Park mashup
Ayy yo, ayy yo, check this out.
>fuckin' normies walk all over me
>to my strife they're blind; can't see
>what kind of life is a life without glee
>guess our god don't act so benevolently
>but I've got one thing in my favor
>one thing on my screen savor
>a thousand pics of her rotated as my wallpaper
>her name is stocking, she's my lifesaver
>but everything just pushing me down
>always on the verge of a nervous breakdown
>such a misfit people can't find a noun
>to describe me yet, my brains a fucking ghost town
>mic drop
>>27935730
interesting thread op,Bump
>>27939000
Nice trips matety
>>27938853
*record scratch*
>Aye listen up, MC Grenouille up in the fucking spot
>Wizard stepping all over that hood you sought
>Tactical 2D fapping, normie neck snapping, you're waifu ain't shit bitch, she'll get a slappin'
>With my amphibian cock across her kawaii fuckin' face
>You cyborg motherfuckers can't claim her, you shame her, disclaaaaiiiimer, normies in disguise gon' die.
>You think you can rep the R N K? Bitch welcome the NHK
>Throwin' it over to Wojak, the maniac, show them what we the fuck about
>>27939862
that's fire famalamilia
and
>Chad's banging her, for him it's just an easy fuck
>you watch your oneitis get rammed like a cuck
>do you know what its like to be lonely
>how it feels to weigh 100: bony
>of course not, youre fuckin chad
>but worry not, youre just a fad
>very soon, you will go bad
>ill steal your girl, and finally be glad
>>27939862
*sounds of awkwardly picking up the mic*
>testing testing, okay
>sounds of happening , I'm back rapping, popped some of pepe's pills so now I'm maddening, chads face I'm smashing in, stacy's now saddening, this rap I'm sickening, hopefully now its sinking in, I'm back alive again, fuck no not giving in, yes this life is challenging, blackening my thoughts I guess I'm now babbling but til I end up strangling Stacy then straddling and struting her then ending up cutting off each of limps, then I am am here to stay, here to say what I want and I ain't goin' way til this raps complete so now I hand it off to the elite pepe so take here and make the stage overheat
>>27940505
>Pepe once again these hoes want an encore
>Just anotha' day for a brother in the Chad war
>Bombin' this set like a Chad and his Stacy
>Ain't nobody gone help you, when the motherfucking wizards come take heed
>All's fair in love and war, and in life this war is all I love and adore
>Fuck whores, fuck normalfagging wageslaves
>Fuck getting paid in your USD, bitch all I need is some G B P's
>No rat-race fuckface rich man bleeding me
>For no surplus value, robbing me, not feedin' me
>As long as I got my squad with me
>Motherfuckers can't fuck with me
>Talking about robots to the death, straight G's like my pollack
>And now I toss it back to Wojak
>>27940763
>this rap still on lockdown?
>hold up, now slow down.
>don't you know I'm coming down?
>nah, fuck it now its a showdown
>what the fuck was in those pills?
>really man, I'm feelin' ill
>on the john, droppin' guts
>really peeps' I've had enough
>wait this ain't like those last times
>cause last time I feel I'ma shittin' dimes
>pepe man, I though we was done with with that shit?
>well guess what, shit it is, your mouth, open it
-end of tape-
>>27941246
>>27940763
>>27940505
>>27939862
>>27938853
someone cap this shit
>Chad can grow good facial hair
>My shit grows in thin, and I just don't care.
FIRE
I
R
E
>>27941660
Are you the big guy?
>normies got me down
>their lasting smile verses my endless frown
>>27942685
He would be, for you.
>normies got nothing on me
>long as I got a waifu and bottle in which to pee
>>27944531
>normalfags make me gag
>but most of all is those ugly bitches constantly on the rag
>All you want to do is impress Stacy and show her that despite what she says you are not a huge wussy
>Chad does everything in his power, and has on multiple occasions, tricked you into fucking his boipussy
>>27944882
So you're fucking Chad? Doesn't that make him the bitch, not you?
>>27944940
Huh, I guess so.
>She sighs and says she's just not attracted
>45 minutes later she's licking Chad's large cock-head.
>you'd be so happy with just a kiss
>meanwhile she's licking Chad's shit and piss
>You invited her to your birthday, "Oh Anon I'd never miss it!"
>She never came, Chad texted her, and that night, his asshole, she did kiss it.
>you cry on 4chan and smack the clown
>chads mackin' bitches and go in to town
>you rage quit life and call gg
>you break the silence for one last reee.
I heard a hoe say I'm an elite neet
I'm compelled to reee on a sweet beat
...give me some noise, blow on some jugs
preferably not the ones you shit in
5...4...3...2...1
____
NEETs in the fucking building!
Life should be black and white, like a cute panda
Mine's a bunch of bullocks, as if there's five Sandras
I'm such a worthless piece of shit
Went to /fit/
Such a fatass, raising my arms isn't a deadlift?
Fuck working, I'm all about the benefits
I bow down to our holy governments
and their benefactors, they give me checks
because my height's always been a factor
My PUA was DOA when I was defined as a
Pathetic Underachieving Actor
and my attempts to socialize were scrutinized when my manlet ass couldn't see people eye to eye
No job, no friends, no life, no skills
4chan, gaming, fapping, no bills
Women, run, for, the hills
I whine that Stacey's got safety
Truth be told, I'd give her my safe key
Even though my small talk = "he raped me!"
Chad roasts me for not being able to get a roastie
Dad used to say "the most he -
Will be able to do is clean pools"
Yet I'm about to leave the gene pool
The only girls I can get are abusive
They're obese camgirls, smell bad and useless
People in the street stop and stare, openly galk
Not mentally there, a hairy SJW grizzly bear
Felt like Wahlberg when I saw TED Talks
No job, no friends, no life, no skills
4chan, gaming, fapping, no bills
Women, run, for, the hills
(fade out)...5 PM again...shit....where the piss bottle at, senpai....break out the tendies
>>27946369
bumping
>I know the roastie is used up, with objective proof.
>I stalk her Facebook, detective sleuth.
>She's not a virgin like me, she's defective, truth.
>Chad won't be there at 40, after her un-selective youth.
>Her situation has gravity, pain'll be in her anal cavity, not an infected tooth.
>Mom, if I don't see that Xbox under the Christmas tree
>Get the camera and hit record, you won't wanna miss this reeee
>30 year old NEET, sleep all day and live for free
>She acts like it's a mystery
>why I consume so much from Mistress T
>>27935730
Doing something because you desperately want to be loved isn't selfless or admirable. You're only thinking about ways to satisfy your own needs.
>girls love Chad for his hairstyles and fresh ink
>you try so hard and can't even get a text wink
>>27935730
>She was my world
>But my planet came unfurled
>Now I'm drifting through the void
>No air, no voice
>A billion galaxies
>But none quite right
>As I seek her, not the slightest single sight
>I am lost in this black sea
>Sprinkled specks of twinkling light
>But when compared to my world
>None ever quite as bright
>>27948188
I thought this was an actual poetry thread, I feel dumb now.
>>27948188
I liked it, good job.
>>27948342
t-thanks, I used to like writing poems. Not so much these days.
>Hes the chad you've loved at first sight
>But his ass will only be fucked by an alpha-chad, to his delight
>even you admit Chad's hot, no homo
>you're ugly and full roboto, no domo
Everywhere I look, normies I see
Normies to the left and to the right of me
They don't know my feels, I just want a girlfriend
But I mustn't break, I mustn't bend
Just love of some kind, a hand to hold
"Just be yourself," I am constantly told
Most are disgusted by what they view
So I put back on the mask, big guy for you
I say I'll make changes starting tomorrow
But changes never come, not even in sorrow
Days pass me by like bitter cold
The years go round, I grow old
People are settling, they all have a wife
But I have not begun my life
It's too much, I cannot do it
One chance at happiness, and I blew it
Nothing in life, no legacy
Generations of fathers, and it ends with me
I am nothing but an empty shell
I can already here the funeral knell
Empty chairs, empty casket
People will walk just right past it
I'll order that helium tank one day
One day never comes, I learned the hard way
I have no other outlet but rage
Fuck you, fuck this thread, sage
So while I wait for my doom
I post on a board for little girl cartoons
I join in this culture of hate
Against those people who did not wait
It's all I have left in this sad life of mine
They still don't understand, they just think I whine
What I wanted in life will never be
Nothing left to do but just go RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>while Chad is out, he turns heads
>and makes girls' ovens wanna bake and get bred
>I'm the one at home bumping this thread
>tried to act tough and be interesting, learned how to shred,
>so why does Chad get to pluck G strings?
>set to the sound of incoming texts when his Blackberry rings?
>I thought I fucking told-jew, goy
>I do it for the >YOUs like fucking Soulja Boy
(I actually do, and post many times in these threads for any hint of approval despite probably sucking)
>You're an embarrassment
>You're going to die alone
>Estranged from the world, nobodies lover
>Here I stand, I can do no other
