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/britfeel/ got a day off tomorrow edition
>>27935059
shes just stopped fucking texting me, tinder it is...any advice for a first time tinderer? Do i really have to connect it to my facebook?
Been feeling kinda something today
Post waifus
>>27935122
yes, and fuck off
>>27935122
>Do i really have to connect it to my facebook?
Yeah, thats how it works.
I haven't text a girl in about a year.
>tfw no hope
So fucking bored lads, what do.
been building warhammer stuff all day today lads, was comfy as fuck
>>27935188
Lie down on the cold, bare floor and contemplate death.
>>27935175
Reject the degeneracy and free yourself.
>>27935188
Get Rocket League
>>27935204
What have you been building senpai?
I've been thinking about getting back on the plastic crack myself.
I fucking said not to you dumb cunt. Are you deaf? Illiterate?
What's the point in making a new thread now when it's going to get a measly 150 posts and 404 at 3am. Idiot.
Next time, fucking ask. If it's 10pm on a Monday don't bother making a new thread. I fucking told you.
>>27935225
>>27935255
I was just boozing but these sound like good options too.
>>27935267
imperial guard, hadn't played in a few years but felt the bug come back so bought a starter box
>>27935255
It's not on offer anywhere
>>27935290
alreet pal hows tricks?
>>27935234
that image cannot be real. That man cannot be a teacher
>>27935290
Why don't you come to my house and say that to my face so I can punch you in the throat and piss in your wallet.
I do what I fucking like. Cunt.
Kinda dreading work tomorrow. My boss wants to put me forward for a IT job within the company but I know I'm underqualified and I'll fuck it up somehow and I don't want to send my shit CV in.
>>27935290
>Are you deaf?
Why would deafness affect understanding on a text based site you daft twat?
>>27935290
>What's the point in making a new thread
>it's going to get 150 posts
Answered it yourself
>>27935306
15 quid is a steal (on steam), you can very easily get hundreds of hours into it
I'm ptpoc (past the point of caring).
Going to wear my trainers to work tomorrow, work shoes given me a hell of a blister. What are they going to do? Fire me? I'm already working extra shifts because we're low on staff. He will put up with it and if he gets on my wick I'll remind him that he can't do both our jobs.
They're black trainers anyway so I doubt my boss will even notice.
>>27935297
Oh boy I used to be a guard player, so many fucking dudes to paint.
I don't really like how the new rule and models games workshop put out and I have no group to play with so I'll jut keep putting it off
>>27935290
>4chan is serious buisiness
What are you worried some shit thread is going to get pushed off the board? Who fucking cares, if it was page tenning then it was either dead or shit anyway
>>27935347
Yea but paying full price for something irks me
>>27935336
when you read this you hear it in your head
Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music that they constantly play
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music they constantly play
>>27935380
I like painting a lot of models, keeps you busy.
Used to play beastmen, painted them all one at a time, was fucking great
>>27935234
We do it because we're so lonely
>>27935401
>deaf people can't read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
>>27935466
how would a deaf person learn to read?
they don't know what sounds letters make, they wouldn't be able to read a word because of that
it would literally be like kanji to them, each word would simply be a picture that they would have to individually assign a meaning
>>27935401
Depends if they're deaf from birth
Speaking of which. How the fuck do you teach a deaf person to read?
I just found a hole in one of my teeth at the back..
makes me a little sick to my stomach everytime, its like im falling apart.
I get scared and shakey. got to get a haircut before I can go to the dentists cos im such a scruff.
tfw spent 350 quid on two comic books last week. I think I have a problem, hopefully they go up in value in the future.
>>27935549
kek they won't
try and get them signed
>>27935175
It's better than feeling nothing though, right?
gonna start a no fap when the clocks strikes midnight
never done this before and I usually fap 5 hours a day
I wonder what the free time will be used up with
>>27935598
getting a quick few in now eh?
>>27935561
1st appearance of Deadpool and Ant Man.
Trying to talk myself out of buying the 1st app of Daredevil, Iron Man, and Punisher.
Guys my age are getting married, buying cars etc and I am buying vintage comic books...jokes on them.
>>27935598
With every 'no fap' I've attempted I've always found myself failing simply because masturbation has become such a habit that it's not really a conscious choice at this point.
Besides, it has no physiological effect on you so you may as well do it and enjoy it. It's porn that is damaging.
Looking through a shard of glass.
Warped and improperly tempered.
Faulty. Dangerous.
>>27935598
How can you fap more than twice in one day is beyond me. Fucking hurts more than feels good the second time I fap. Think my balls are fucked or something.
>tfw you make a great post but one tiny typo completely ruins it
>>27935666
Literally the same with me. Someone called me weird the other day when I mentioned that
>>27935670
>the word you miss is "not" or "don't" and completely changes the meaning of your post
>>27935347
>>27935400
Nevermind. 20% off code on GMG. Got it for 12 quid. That'll do me just fine
>>27935666
>>27935700
there is something wrong with you, yes
the refractory period for healthy males should only be about 15 minutes
She looked at me, expectantly.
All I could say was:
"Ouch."
>>27935723
Are you a gyppo or a jew?
>>27935666
I can do about 5 in one day after that its a bit of stretch to cum.
Lads, do yourself a favour and put some Lighthouse Family on.
Comfiest I've felt in ages.
>>27935760
Grew up super poor. Even though I have money now, I'm still very careful with it.
>>27935610
I've been fapping all day, about 6 times in total. Going for the 7th and calling it a day for, well as long as I last. I'm hoping at least the end of the month.
>>27935785
Ocean Drive... oh man
Too bad I'm up at 5 tomorrow and haven't been able to relax all day.
My mantits are sharper and pointier than two triangles holding hands for the very first time.
>>27935785
>>27935808
Every time I hear "Ocean Drive" I think of Destruction Derby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxgv4flykEs
Good times.
Who else /worksnights/ here
Going to work in 40 minutes, not getting out till the sun rises.
>dad wants me to show him how to use MS paint so he can "make memes"
>>27935811
If you're happy who cares?
If you're not stop eating so much and do some fucking exercise
The choice is yours my friend
If I told you to eat this overcooked spaghetti, would you think it was a simile?
>>27935874
He just wants some father/son time and a way to relate to you
>>27935871
Lack of a "normal" sleeping pattern triggers insomnia, depression and anorexia (fuck knows why, i love eating) so unfortunately I can't work nights. Comfiest time for me as well. I fucking hate the day time.
>>27935871
I used to love working nights in the summer
>finish work
>have something to eat
>pray the sun's out
>go outside and sleep on the lounger with a big fat spliff if it is
Nightshift is comfy
>>27935874
yeah, stop being a faggot and go hang out with ur loser dad. he'll be dead before u kno it and u'll wish u did.
>>27935910
>>27935939
maybe
he is always on at me to go round there
>>27935918
>Sleep all day, wake up and it's dark.
>Work until the sun comes up
> try to go to sleep whilst the world comes alive
>finally get to sleep. Wake-up tired when it's dark
Cant have regular meals because who the fuck wants a heavy meal at 5am before bed
It's a hateful existence
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/sophia-1987?cf=regular,age_recip
>28
Fuck life must have been hard for her.
The other day, I met a woman who couldn't stop shaking.
It was like God set her to vibrate and forgot to switch it off.
I feel like I'm going to snap any day now, the slightest things are getting me paranoid
>>27936032
>5 kids
yuck
>>27936032
>I have 5 children, 4 boys and a girl who I love more then anything :)
Who the fuck is going to take that on
>>27936032
Bitch needs a shave, check out her stubble
>>27936060
Hang in there lad
>>27936032
I don't know anon. Sounds like she's been having the time of her life recruiting guild members. One way or another.
>>27936032
>5 children by age 28
>looks closer to 40
>meanwhile I am 28 and have never touched a girl and spend my weekends drinking beer and watching animes
What a surreal feeling.
>>27936060
>I feel like I'm going to snap any day now, the slightest things are getting me paranoid
Yeah, we were saying the other night that you seem a bit on-edge recently.
>>27936085
Probably a 40+ robot
>>27936114
How old do you look though?
>>27936032
She's fucking horrid pham
>>27936190
I don't know man, probably generically late twenties with the start of a receding hairline.
>>27936032
>5 kids, 28
fucking hell.
The most attractive girl I've seen ok OKC
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Charlo92
How on earth do I go about messaging her?
>>27936032
more folds than a pug top kek
>>27936032
>"Please upload a photo to see more pictures"
>>27936220
> I love to spend my weekends making the most of living in a city
>I love to suck and fuck my way through the London male population at various tube stations
>>27936282
Fuck off she's a nice girl. She's also a primary school teacher so there's no way she'd be doing things like that.
She looks like the type of lass saving herself for marriage, to me.
>>27935175
Throat hurts quite a bit.
>>27936304
Teachers are a red flag. Massive red flag. All day around kids gives them some shitty "I'm right, you're wrong" attitude and they never stop fucking moaning about their job
>>27936032
I raise you a creature from Splice... www.okcupid.com/profile/kimberleykings
>>27936244
She has a pug. I guess owners really do start taking after their dogs
>>27936032
Christ I can't stand Okcupid, the amount of women on there who are bottom of the barrel and act like they deserve a top tier man is nuts.
Why do google adds feel the need to lie to me. Im not stupid google, you are, you hired m00t.
>>27936220
Got any pictures because her profile is set to private and I can't be bothered reactivating my account just to look at it for about 30 seconds.
>>27936500
Not stupid, just gullible
How long can you date a girl but not make any sexual advances on her? Do you think she would leave me?
I would just rather jack off to porn you know. I only want her around for the company and smell.
>be extra careful today what I eat so that my glucose levels won't be fucked again
>they are superstable for hours
>eat some bread and inject proper amounts of insulin
>they fucking skyrocket to like fucking 250
>jump on my stationary bike and sprint in intervals until I reach max heart rate
>they go down to 110
>take shower
>they slowly go up to 200 over the course of hours again even though the meal was 3 fucking hours ago
Jesus christ I fucking hate this fucking subhuman disease
>>27936570
>I only want her around for the company and smell.
You should tell her this face to face, so she's clear on what this is.
>>27936626
I still want exclusivity to her, she'd still be MY girlfriend.
>>27936647
Why don't you want sex?
>>27936625
Didn't they mutilate your penis aswell?
lel
>>27936625
how do you keep tabs on your glucose rate?
>>27936720
Let me rephrase the question.
How long on average would you be able to maintain a relationship without having sex with her/
>>27936755
Maybe a couple of weeks. After that you're either gay or it's an insult becuase it means you aren't attracted to her because she's ugly
>>27936734
What do you mean how I keep tabs?
>not bedtime yet
>but not enough time to do anything useful until then
I'm suffering.
Can't even have a fap because I already drank some beer so my peanus weanus will malfunction if I try.
>>27936789
Hmm ok thanks.
My self-summary
Hiya my names sophia, I'm 28 years old. I have 5 children, 4 boys and a girl who I love more then anything :) there all from my ex, who I was with for 10 years but it just didn't work out in the end. love watching films and tv series like game of thrones and the walking dead and lost. I love to go out and see family and friends too. I don't look orange and I have my own eyebrows no pencil required!! Lol, I love big cuddles on the sofa watching a good film!! :) Also I enjoy playing a game called Warcraft (wow) on my PC. Anything else then feel free to ask.
The six things I could never do without
My kids and family, my friends, my home, my car, my two pugs. My phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My family and friends making sure they are all ok and happy.
>>27936755
Pick a devout christian one
>>27935874
>dad asks me to photoshop a guy with a tayto box infront of 10 downing street for some catholic vs protestant banter
>>27936823
Jesus wept.
>>27936823
Just saw a profile with a right munter that said "I like woching TV"
>tfw 2 hours lifting/cardio in the morning and DS9 in evening
>I couldn't be more comfy
>>27936905
>tfw no m8s to show me how to lift properly
>>27936927
Plenty of videos and /fit/izens are at you beck and call. IF you're brave enough people at a gym will always be willing to help.
>>27936905
Based Garak
>>27936949
>Plenty of videos
Isn't there still a chance of getting it wrong without being shown in-person and suffering some crippling spinal injury from squatting the wrong way?
>>27935404
See, the life I've had
Can make a good man bad
So for once in my life
Let me get what I want
Lord knows, it would be the first time
Lord knows, it would be the first time
>>27936927
Poor excuse. Watch videos and teach yourself
I wish I could just tune out and watch TV but I have such a short attention span and need for instant gratification unless I'm locked in somewhere like a movie theatre I can't pay attention to anything for more than a couple minutes.
How do I fix this?
>>27936860
This is the most Irish thing I've read on this website. Needs more Club Orange though
>>27936983
Well nobody is telling you to life 60 kg straight away. Use just the bar at first, make sure your technique is comfy, not spine injuring and do it.
>>27937004
I'd actually be alright with just losing my beer belly and being skinny. P sure you've just gotta do a fuckload of cardio and eat right for that.
Also cut down on the booze.
>>27937039
Swim for an hour a day then
>>27935175
Posting my waifu and sincerely hoping I feel better tomorrow~
>>27937071
I would but I can't go into a pool at my age with a beer gut, look preggo I'd feel to embarrassed. Might go running first to lose a bit then go swimming to trim it all in.
>>27937019
Holy shit, do yous not have club orange? You're not missing much desu, I hate bits
>>27937020
>Use just the bar at first
Yes but surely if you turn up at a gym and just start squatting or bench pressing a bar with no weights on it everyone will stop what they're doing to laugh at you? How can you get past that initial barrier of not knowing your way around a gym or its equipment without looking like an utter ass?
>>27937166
Not sure to be honest, anyone who tells you people don't care or won't stare at you for doing something like that is talking out their arse.
>>27937159
They sell it at the Irish Festival here in Manchester that happens around St Patrick's Day and that's about it outside of speciality shops. From the times I've drank it, it seems like a perfectly adequate orange flavoured fizzy drink.
>>27937166
No gym will let you join without an induction. During then they will show you how to use the machines.
>>27937091
I remember the shame of looking preggers. Started with hour long walks and then running. When I stopped running and started sled pulling my stomach shrank. 5 mile sled pulls along with hills will melt your gut fast.
anyone wish to join me at poleaboo's trial? might sit in as a spectator/witness
>>27937249
They will give him a 10 minute tour not a detailed introduction on squatting technique
>>27937361
Why's he on trial?
>>27937390
Stalking, already a convicted stalker and pleading not guilty
>>27937376
Well my gym is a bodybuilders men only one so maybe that's why I got an hour long introduction to proper machine usage and technique.
>>27937390
recorded girls using the bathroom/stalking maybe phishing?
>>27937420
Mad bastard, who did he allegedly stalk?
>>27937166
>>27937205
Who gives a fuck what people think if it bothers you that much go first thing in the morning it will just be old people and cardio cunts before they go to work
Everyone's gotta start somewhere
>>27937442
I present to you, the birth of a meme man
>>27937390
he bagged a trial at charlton athletic fc
>>27937166
>>27937205
90% of people you see at gyms are skellys like you
the other 10% have seen it all before and won't give a fuck about whatever you're doing
literally all the anxieties you have about working out will disappear after your first session
>>27937700
Probably true for most gyms, one I went to once was full of uni cunts though who acted like total twats.
>>27937777
yes of course the one gym you went to was the exception
>>27937820
Just saying not every gym is full of the people you're describing, you can end up in a bad one, especially if it's full of only young people.
>>27937777
Buy an olympic bar and 140kg of weights and workout at home.
killselfparty killselfqueen
i'm the one that makes you shoot yourself into the fucking head
i must kill myself lads
Who /slowly brutally killing themselves/ by oxidizing their body's cells to death by breathing and eating large amounts of nutritious and anti oxidative foods?
Who /autismbux/ here?
>get 1.5k a fortnight
Fuck what you heard, god blessin all the Spergniggers
>>27937361
yeah i'm up for it desu
>>27937166
Tbh no one will care. At the gym I'm thinking about my targets, how I'll improve, the lifts I need to do that day, the fit girl on the step machine...
Never really noticed what other guys do desu.
>>27938144
I get 1.75k a week. You jelly?
>>27938400
why do you get more than me? on what exactly are you?
>>27935175
Just went out, I'm mental lmao.
I just matched with a really Stacy looking girl on tinder. I think she did it as a joke or a mistake or she's a bot
>>27938520
got matched with a hot girl once but all she wanted to do with mem was let me eat her asshole after she took a shit
as degenerate as i am i did it
>>27938545
I once matched with a really normie looking girl and after some flirting she immediately asked if I was down for pet play. I was a bit tentative and she unmatched me. I like to think she was fucking with me just like everyone else.
>tfw just got so mad that i grinded my teeth that hard that they broke off
i am the most insane most robot of this entire fucking board. all of you are fucking normies or failed normies.
>>27935059
Hey, lads. How profitable is matched betting? I heard you can make pounds from it
>>27935175
Done lad.
>>27938651
It's not an easy way to make money if that's what you're after
>>27938545
need more details lad
>>27938651
Not easy at all it's complete luck
>>27938768
I was laying on the bathroom floor while she took a shit and then she imediatly jumped on my face and didn't even flush
>>27938792
what was it like first meeting her?
awkward?
did you talk about how it would go down
>>27938789
Apparently it gets you guaranteed money
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matched_betting
just want to talk about boss nasti with someone desu
>pic related
not happy feels guys.
>>27938922
fuck off underage cunt
>>27938922
Go back to thestudentroom ASAP
>>27938922
Unlucky lad.
Not to be rude, but maybe this is a sign that you're better off not going to uni anyway? If you're not academically inclined it would just be a big waste of time and money anyway.
>>27938922
fuck off uni normalshit
>>27938922
>>27939021
As someone that went to uni, spent all my free time in my room drinking alone, getting stuck with an ordinary degree and ending up in a job I could have gotten straight out of high school, I say follow this guy's advice.
You still awake lads?
What's keeping you up at this hour?
haven't felt suicidal for about a year but it's hit me again tonight
could someone remind me to take my pizza out of the oven at 00:17 please x
>>27939080
Mate its 00:55 your pizza is fucked
>>27939068
MY FUCKING DIABETES FOR FUCKS SAKE
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN 3 HOURS BUT HAVENT FUCKING SLEPT YET
http://www.diabetes.co.uk/diabetes-complications/dead-in-bed-syndrome.html
>>27939092
i mean't 01:17 desu
>>27935549
Tfw I spent around the same amount on cocaine this weekend
>>27939068
I need to finish this beer and I don't want to fall asleep because it means work will come sooner
>>27939169
>cocaine
jesus christ fuck off you huge normie
>>27935622
If it leads to you getting off with girls that love those awful MCU moviesand TV shows, then maybe it was worth it
>>27939102
Shit that's horrifying. I had no idea that was even a thing.
>>27939176
Same here apart from I don't have any beer
>>27939102
>have a few of the symptoms of diabetes (always tired, thirsty and pissing)
>my Dad has it
>get tested and I'm always clear
>still terrified I've got it and now terrified this will happen to me
>>27939102
fuck mate that's horrible
Pizzas burnt
>>27939102
Fuuuucking hell
bit scared now desu
>>27939102
to be fair we could all wake up dead.
happens to healthy people and shit. you hear of athletes dying young
>>27939580
I'd still eat it honestly
>>27939209
I never left my bedroom
>>27939580
that isn't my pizza
mine was delicious and only the crusts were a bit burnt
>>27939294
Dead
In
Bed
Lad
DEADINBEDLAD
>>27939592
>>27939554
>>27939294
>>27939244
Are you guys shitposting or all the same poster or something? Seriously dead in bed syndrome is one of the LEAST concerns you have as a type 1diabetic
>>27939294
Test it yourself. Get a glucose meter (they are available for free at the pharmacy) or get it tested at the pharmacy. Drink something sugary 45minutes before you take the test like a coke. If you are above 6.5mmol or 120mg/dl you DO have diabetes, fuck whathe doctors say.
Also in my opinion type 1 diabetics shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. No wonder this country is going dogs. And then they cry when migrants come here and reproduce like hell. They don't have fucking hypothyroidism or type 1 diabetes or shit like that, they're strong and healthy as fuck so they reproduce.
> absolutely terrific
I bet you're a bunch of fat lads eh?
I'll see what I can do tomorrow.
>>27940367
The good terrific or the bad terrific
>alone at work
>delivery still hasn't arrived
>getting lonely
>its cold in the cooler
H-help me..
>went on okcupid because saw some lads in this thread were on it
>see girl that is like perfect match for me
>too scared to speak to her
Why hath god forsaken me, robots?
>got tested heavily for diabetes as a child after some blood tests alarmed the doctors
>still thirsty as fuck all the time
>reading this thread
stop making me paranoid i'll turn diabetic you fucks
>>27940592
visit her profile, if she doesn't visit back shes not interested.
>>27940784
this is stupid advice
girls get hundreds of visits a day and OKCupid only shows you the most recent ten or so.
chances are she won't even see him.
>>27940592
just send an easy message, it won't be the end of the world. worst-case scenario nothing comes from it, just like nothing will happen if you don't reach out.
>found an attractive "trans women" while stalking around on plentyoffish
>will never ever make an account or contact anyone on it
>just sit wondering what if
>>27940838
Just do it, you have literally nothing to lose.
I'm waking up at 7am. Fall asleep at 7pm. Waking up at midnight. Fall asleep at 3am. And so on.
How do I get off this ride? I simply cannot stay awake during these moments, I just slowly drift away. It's happened while I was working, watch a show, etc. I tried oversleeping to compensate and I still end up falling asleep at these times.
>>27938922
Have you tried UCAS Extra? Sorry, mate. I dread to imagine the conversation you're going to end up having with your head of sixth form.
What grades did you get in AS anyway?
