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2016-04-17 18:06:11 Post No. 27931548
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2016-04-17 18:06:11
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Trying to fit in at school storytime
Mine:
>be me
>18
>prime of my life
>lovely day at school, strolling down the hallways
>qtpa2t approacheth
>I saw a movie the other day where a guy helps a girl pick up her books
>they locked eyes
>they smiled
>it was love
>I could do with some of that 'love'
>I notice her handbag full of folders
>she's carrying books also
>she's got thin af legs
>no balance
>the perfect target
>I turn to a locker and pretend to try to get it open
>I can hear her laughter
>she's coming closer
>here it comes
>I stick out my back leg and sweep
>I hit her legs
>she falls down
>I can hear her hit the floor
>omg it's worked is this real life
>I'm laughing because this has worked so perfectly
>I turn to observe my work and to save the damsel
>it's not a damsel
>it's Sam, who had recently undergone chemotherapy
>he wears a hat to cover his hair loss, he's the darling of the school, everyone loves him
>I've just tripped up a guy who has possibly terminal cancer
>he dropped a laptop and it had been snapped in half by the fall
>his hat had come off, exposing his Gollum ass scalp
>everyone was looking at me
>the girls were shocked and were trying to help up the crying Sam
>the guys were cracking their knuckles
>as they approached I started sobbing in fear
>I pissed myself right there and then
>the smell stank out the hallway
>mfw my assaulters ceased the beating halfway through to get away from the odour
>feelsgoodman.jpg
