>be khv
>call up a prostitute
>get rejected
She literally just hung up on me for sounding too suspicious. You can't make this shit up.
>>27930073
what is khv?
Is it like hiv but a bit better?
>>27930073
Google tells me it's Koi Herpes Virus.
Have you been fucking fish OP?
>>27930202
Kissless, hugless(or possible handholdless) virgin
>tfw you're one
>>27930073
Get away from the Land of Freedom into a country where it's legal. Just go to Pattaya in Thailand, where prostitutes will throw themselves at you even if you are a fat sperglord khv.
>>27930325
This mainly.
>>27930325
You forgot the quotation marks.
>>27930202
LURK MOAR ASS SPLASH
Upload a sample of your voice as you say "No, I'm not a cop" so that we may evaluate whether you sound suspicious or not.
>>27930388
My voice was cracking and I even told her my job. She even laughed at me when I told her it was my first time doing this sort of thing ;_;
>>27930385
get fucked piss wad.
I was here for the second relaunch of r9k so sorry if i've been off fucking chicks while you've all been coming up with TLAs.
>>27930434
Tell us more
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>>27931780
>see MILF available for incalls (I live with my mom because I'm a loser)
>send her a text asking if calls or texts work better for her
>calls
>ring her up, can barely make out her voice because her signal's so weak
>ask if she's good for incalls
>she is
>heart is pounding a mile a minute, stutter, voice is shaking, mom's spaghetti
>tell her it's my first time doing this sort of thing
>she asks how old I am
>tell her I'm 21
>she just laughs
>ask to make an hour-long appointment at 11:00AM
>she's cool with it (I guess escorts don't work or something)
>ask if we can work out the details in person
>"No, absolutely not"
>o-oh, I just wanted to know whether the session ends as soon as I cum but o-okay
>get even more nervous
>"Uh, what exactly is the procedure"
>a long pause
>I sit down, my couch gets spaghetti stains that'll take years to clean up
>"Sorry, but I don't think I'm what you're looking for. You just sound suspect, you have a good day."
>wh-what
>stutter that I'm not a cop or anything but she just hangs up while I'm talking
I guess I can't even lose my virginity to hookers. I'm in Las Vegas, so you'd think I'd be able to find even one woman willing to choke down her nausea (and my dick) for money.
>>27932246
>ring whore
>"saw your ad/profile ect and i wanna meet you"
>"how much for x time"
>"anything you won't do or do you charge extra"
>go to arrange date and fuck her in the ass
pretty simple
>>27932246
You never discuss sexual details over the phone with a hooker, because that can be incriminating for them. Also never use any word for dollars when talking prices. Basically use codewords and innuendo for everything, because asking her details in exact words is what cops do to try and incriminate hos.
